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Ankh-Morpork is a fiction
Fiction

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al city-state
City-state

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 which prominently features in Terry Pratchett
Terry Pratchett

Sir Terence David John Pratchett, Officer of the Order of the British Empire is an England novelist, known for his frequently comical work in the fantasy genre....
's Discworld
Discworld

Discworld is a comedy fantasy book series by the British author Terry Pratchett, set on Discworld , a Flat Earth balanced on the backs of four elephants which, in turn, stand on the back of a giant turtle, Discworld #Great A'Tuin, the star turtle....
 series of fantasy novels. As cities go, it is on the far side of corrupt and polluted, and is subject to outbreaks of comedic violence and brou-ha-ha on a fairly regular basis. It is home to Unseen University
Unseen University

Unseen University is a school of Wizards ry in Terry Pratchett fictional Discworld city of Ankh-Morpork, staffed by a faculty composed of mostly indolent and inept old wizards....
, a centre of magical learning.

Ankh-Morpork is also the mercantile capital of the Discworld
Discworld (world)

The Discworld is the fictional setting for all of Terry Pratchett's Discworld fantasy novels. It consists of a slightly convex disc resting on the backs of four huge elephants which are in turn standing on the back of an enormous turtle, named Great A'Tuin, as it slowly swims through space....
, and the books give a flavour of a "working" quasi-medieval city.






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Ankh-Morpork is a fiction
Fiction

Fiction is an imaginative form of narrative, one of the four basic rhetorical modes. Although the word fiction is derived from the Latin fingo, fingere, finxi, fictum, "to form, create", works of fiction need not be entirely imaginary and may include real people, places, and events....
al city-state
City-state

A city-state is an independent country whose territory consists solely of a single major city and the area immediately surrounding it. Examples include the city-states of ancient Greece , the Phoenician cities of Canaan , the Sumerian cities of Mesopotamia , the Mayans of pre-Columbian Mesoamerica , the central Asian cities along the Silk Roa...
 which prominently features in Terry Pratchett
Terry Pratchett

Sir Terence David John Pratchett, Officer of the Order of the British Empire is an England novelist, known for his frequently comical work in the fantasy genre....
's Discworld
Discworld

Discworld is a comedy fantasy book series by the British author Terry Pratchett, set on Discworld , a Flat Earth balanced on the backs of four elephants which, in turn, stand on the back of a giant turtle, Discworld #Great A'Tuin, the star turtle....
 series of fantasy novels. As cities go, it is on the far side of corrupt and polluted, and is subject to outbreaks of comedic violence and brou-ha-ha on a fairly regular basis. It is home to Unseen University
Unseen University

Unseen University is a school of Wizards ry in Terry Pratchett fictional Discworld city of Ankh-Morpork, staffed by a faculty composed of mostly indolent and inept old wizards....
, a centre of magical learning.

Ankh-Morpork is also the mercantile capital of the Discworld
Discworld (world)

The Discworld is the fictional setting for all of Terry Pratchett's Discworld fantasy novels. It consists of a slightly convex disc resting on the backs of four huge elephants which are in turn standing on the back of an enormous turtle, named Great A'Tuin, as it slowly swims through space....
, and the books give a flavour of a "working" quasi-medieval city. Even when it is under attack from a dragon
European dragon

European dragons are legendary creatures in folklore and mythology among the overlapping culture of Europe. The word for dragon in Germanic mythology and its descendants is wiktionary:worm , meaning snake or serpent....
, the vegetable carts still have to come in.

In The Art of Discworld
The Art of Discworld

The Art of Discworld is a descriptive book of the world of the Discworld as portrayed in Terry Pratchett's Discworld series. It showcases the art of Paul Kidby with descriptions of characters and locations by Pratchett and some details of the development of the art by Kidby himself....
 Pratchett explains that the city is similar to Tallinn
Tallinn

Tallinn is the capital and largest city in the Republic of Estonia and of Harju County. It occupies a surface of 159.2 km? in which 397,617 inhabitants live....
 and central Prague
Prague

Prague is the Capital and World's largest cities of the Czech Republic. Its official name is Hlavn? mesto Praha, meaning Prague, the Capital City....
, but adds that it has elements of 18th century London
London

London is the capital of both England and the United Kingdom, and the most populous municipality in the European Union. An important settlement for two millennia, History of London goes back to its founding by the Roman Empire....
, 19th century Seattle and modern New York City
New York City

The City of New York is the List of United States cities by population in the United States, while the New York metropolitan area ranks among the List of urban areas by population....
. He also states that since the creation of The Streets of Ankh-Morpork, he has tried to ensure that the descriptions of character movements and locations in the books match the Ankh-Morpork map; this has allowed him, and fans of the series, to visualise the story more clearly. Ankh-Morpork is also referred to as "The Great [or Big] Wahoonie" on occasions, alluding to "The Great Wen
The Great Wen

The Great Wen is a disparaging nickname for London. The term was coined in the 1820s by William Cobbett, the radical pamphleteer and champion of rural England....
" (London), or to "The Big Apple" (New York). There are also strong parallels with the political structure, economy, social structure, topography and history of the city-state Florence
Florence

Florence is the Capital city of the Italy Regions of Italy of Tuscany and of the provinces of Italy Province of Florence. It is the most populous city in Tuscany and has a population of 364,779 ....
 during the Renaissance.

Geography

Ankh-Morpork lies on the River Ankh (the most polluted waterway on the Discworld and reputedly solid enough to walk on), where the fertile loam of the Sto Plains (similar to Western Europe
Western Europe

Western Europe refers to the countries in the western most half of Europe. This concept has had different meanings, political and cultural as well as geographical issues have influenced the area....
) meets the Circle Sea (the Discworld's version of the Mediterranean
Mediterranean Sea

The Mediterranean Sea is a sea or Ocean off the Atlantic Ocean surrounded by the Mediterranean region and almost completely enclosed by land: on the north by Europe, on the south by Africa, and on the east by Asia....
). This, naturally, puts it in an excellent trading position.

Lying approximately equidistant from the cold Hub and tropical Rim, Ankh-Morpork is in the Discworld's equivalent of the temperate
Temperate

In geography, temperate or tepid latitudes of the globe lie between the tropics and the polar circles. The changes in these regions between summer and winter are generally mild, rather than extreme hot or cold....
 zone.

The name "Ankh-Morpork" refers to both the city itself, a walled city
Defensive wall

A defensive wall is a fortification used to defend a city or settlement from potential aggressors. In ancient to modern times, they were used to enclose settlements....
 about a mile (1.6 km) across, and the surrounding suburbs and farms of its fiefdom
Fiefdom

Under the system of feudalism, a fiefdom, fief, feud, feoff, or fee, often consisted of inheritance lands or revenue-producing property granted by a Allegiance lord, generally to a vassal, in return for a form of allegiance, originally to give him the means to fulfill his military duties when called upon....
.

The central city divides more or less into the more affluent Ankh and the poorer Morpork which includes the slum-like "Shades", which are separated by the River Ankh.

Ankh-Morpork is built on black loam, broadly, but is mostly built on itself; pragmatic citizens simply build on top of the existing buildings when the sediment grew too high as the river flooded, rather than excavate them out. There are many unknown basements, including an entire "cave network" below Ankh-Morpork made up of old streets and abandoned sewers, recently used by the city's dwarf
Dwarf

A dwarf is a creature from Continental Germanic mythology, fairy tales, fantasy fiction, and role-playing games. It usually has magical talents, often involving metallurgy....
 population extended to get around unimpeded. It has recently been made municipal property.

Ankh-Morpork is also the city with most dwarfs on the whole disc outside of Uberwald, largely considered the dwarfen homeland, with over 50,000 dwarfs living there (The Truth
The Truth (novel)

The Truth is the twenty-fifth Discworld novel by Terry Pratchett, published in 2000....
, The Fifth Elephant
The Fifth Elephant

The Fifth Elephant is the 24th Discworld novel by Terry Pratchett. It introduces the Clacks , a long-distance Semaphore line....
).

The River Ankh

The Ankh is basically a parody of the Thames during the 18th and 19th century, as both were unhealthy and polluted. Such parody is also evident in maps of Ankh-Morpork, which clearly show the River Ankh with the famous Thames meander around London
London

London is the capital of both England and the United Kingdom, and the most populous municipality in the European Union. An important settlement for two millennia, History of London goes back to its founding by the Roman Empire....
's Isle Of Dogs
Isle of Dogs

The Isle of Dogs is a former island in the East End of London that is surrounded on three sides by one of the largest meanders in the River Thames....
. The naming of the river is an ironic pun, as the word 'Ankh' is the Ancient Egyptian symbol for life - therefore it is the River of Life, the antithesis of its actual appearance.

Even before it enters Ankh-Morpork, the River Ankh is full of silt
Silt

Silt is soil or Rock derived granular material of a Particle size between sand and clay. Silt may occur as a soil or as suspended sediment in a surface water body....
 from the plains; by the time it gets to the seaward side of the city, "even an agnostic could walk across it" (although in The Truth
The Truth (novel)

The Truth is the twenty-fifth Discworld novel by Terry Pratchett, published in 2000....
, Arnold Sideways
Canting Crew

The Canting Crew is an informal name for a group of Ankh-Morpork beggars in Terry Pratchett's Discworld series. Too anarchic for the Beggars' Guild, which tends to constrain them with rules, they frequently beg from the Guild themselves, and often met with success as they are heroes to certain guild members....
 plays it safe by distributing his weight over boards).

The citizens of the city are strangely proud of this fact, even going so far as to say that "it is easier to suffocate than drown in the Ankh." They also claim it to be the purest water on the Disc, as "Anything that's passed through so many kidneys has to be very pure indeed." (A reference to the saying that London tap-water is allegedly filtered by seven sets of kidneys). Owing to the build-up of centuries, the bed of the river is higher than some parts of the city. When winter snows swell the flow, the low-rent areas of Morpork flood. In spring some parts of the river catch fire, others sprout small trees and also the spray of the Ankh turns into a shade of green. Wading birds are apparently uncommon, as their legs would be eaten away by the pollution. Such fish as are known to exist are described as looking like vacuum cleaners, and explode when brought to clean water. There are a lot of microorganisms living in the river, which Mustrum Ridcully
Mustrum Ridcully

Mustrum Ridcully is a fictional character in the Discworld novels of Terry Pratchett. He was introduced in Moving Pictures as the latest Archchancellor of Unseen University....
 believed was proof that the water was safe to drink - as anything capable of supporting that much life had to be healthy.

Although some cities have been invaded by barbarians approaching by river, there is small danger of this with the Ankh, since any invasion fleet would have to be preceded by a gang of men wielding shovels. If this does happen, there is a magic horn in the Patrician's Palace which is said to blow itself.

In the times when the city catches fire, the river gates are closed, and the river rises and smothers the flames. This also has the unfortunate side effect of destroying any remaining buildings that the fire missed.

In both Men At Arms
Men at Arms

Men at Arms is the 15th Discworld novel by Terry Pratchett first published in 1993. It is the second novel about the Ankh-Morpork City Watch on the Discworld ....
 and the computer game Discworld Noir
Discworld Noir

Discworld Noir is a computer game based on Terry Pratchett's Discworld comic fantasy novels, and unlike the previous Discworld games is both an example and parody of the film noir genre....
, the Ankh is described as "the only river in the world on which you could draw a chalk outline".

History

According to legend, the first city of Ankh-Morpork was founded thousands of years ago by twin brothers who were raised by a hippopotamus
Hippopotamus

The hippopotamus or hippo is a large, mostly herbivore African mammal, one of only two Extant taxon species in the scientific classification Hippopotamidae ....
 (an allusion to the myth of Romulus and Remus
Romulus and Remus

Romulus and Remus are the traditional Founding Fathers of Rome, appearing in Roman mythology as the twin sons of the Vestal Virgin Rhea Silvia, fathered by the god of war, Mars ....
, albeit with a hippo replacing the original wolf). It is in memory of this that the hippo is the royal animal of Ankh. One legend has it that if danger ever threatens the city, the eight stone hippopotami guarding the Brass Bridge will come to life and run away. Another legend claims that many centuries ago, the Disc flooded. An ark was constructed
Noah

Noah was, according to the Bible, the tenth and last of the antediluvian Patriarchs ; and a prophet according to the Qur'an. The biblical story of Noah is contained in the book of Book of Genesis, chapters 5-9, while the Qur'an has a whole sura named after and devoted to his story with other references elsewhere....
, containing two of every animal. When the accumulated dung of forty days and nights was dropped over the side, they called it Ankh-Morpork.

The original city was little more than a walled keep, surrounding the Tower of Art
Unseen University

Unseen University is a school of Wizards ry in Terry Pratchett fictional Discworld city of Ankh-Morpork, staffed by a faculty composed of mostly indolent and inept old wizards....
, a building of mysterious origin which may even predate the Disc itself.

At one point it had an empire, similar to the Roman Empire
Roman Empire

The Roman Empire was the Roman Republic phase of the Ancient Rome, characterised by an autocracy form of government and large territorial holdings in Europe and around the Mediterranean....
, that covered half the continent including the neighbouring country of Klatch
Klatch

This article is about the fictional country of Klatch. For the fictional continent also called Klatch, see Discworld geography#The continent of Klatch...
. These were the days of the "Pax Morporkia," another reference to Rome and their Pax Romana
Pax Romana

Pax Romana was the long period of relative peace and minimal expansion by military force experienced by the Roman Empire in the first century and second century Anno Domini....
.

The empire was largely the creation of General Tacticus (an obvious pun
Pun

A pun, or paronomasia, is a form of word play that deliberately exploits ambiguity between similar-sounding words for humour or rhetorical effect....
 on both "tactics" and the name of the real-world historian Tacitus
Tacitus

Publius Cornelius Tacitus was a Roman Senate and a historian of the Roman Empire. The surviving portions of his two major works—the Annals and the Histories —examine the reigns of the Roman Emperors Tiberius, Claudius, Nero and those that reigned in the Year of the Four Emperors....
), the greatest military mind in history. Tacticus refused to accept that the Empire was growing too big to control, and was finally shipped off to be king of Genua
Genua

Genua is a fictional city from Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels. Its most significant appearance in the books is in Witches Abroad. It is in an area called the Swamplands, some distance from the Sto Plains/Ramtops locations of most of the books....
. As king he decided that the greatest threat to Genua was the Empire, and declared war
Declaration of war

A declaration of war is a formal performative speech act or signing of a document by an authorised party of a government in order to initiate a state of war between two or more nations....
 on it (a probable reference to Jean Baptiste Jules Bernadotte
Charles XIV John of Sweden

Charles XIV & III John , born Jean-Baptiste Bernadotte, later renamed Jean-Baptiste Jules Bernadotte was King of Sweden and King of Norway from 1818 until his death....
, who served under the Emperor Napoleon
Napoleon I of France

Napoleon Bonaparte later known as Emperor Napoleon I, was a military and political leader of France whose actions shaped European politics in the early 19th century....
 but later, as King of Sweden
Sweden

Sweden , officially the Kingdom of Sweden , is a Nordic countries on the Scandinavian Peninsula in Northern Europe. Sweden has land borders with Norway to the west and Finland to the northeast, and it is connected to Denmark by the ?resund Bridge in the south....
, allied with France's enemies and also a possible allusion to the American War of Independence, as Genua is to America what Ankh Morpork is to England).

This was a Golden Age
Golden age

The term Golden age in ancient Greece mythology and legend but can also be found in other ancient cultures . It refers either to the highest age in the Greek spectrum of Iron, Bronze, Silver and Golden ages, or to a time in the beginnings of Humanity which was perceived as an ideal state, or utopia, when mankind was pure and immortal....
, ruled by the Kings of Ankh, who are recalled in legend as wise, noble and fair. The line died out approximately 2000 years before the present, giving way to real kings who were realistically corrupt and perverse and ultimately leading to the collapse of the empire. (This could be seen as a parody of the fictional city of Minas Tirith
Minas Tirith

Minas Tirith , originally named Minas Anor, is a fictional city in J. R. R. Tolkien's Middle-earth writings. It became the heavily fortified capital city of Gondor in the second half of the Third Age....
, which also had a "Golden Age" many years before, with Kings who were remembered as being noble and wise.)

Shortly before this, however, the mage Alberto Malich
Albert (Discworld)

Albert is a fictional character from Terry Pratchett's Discworld series of novels, first appearing in Mort....
 had founded Unseen University
Unseen University

Unseen University is a school of Wizards ry in Terry Pratchett fictional Discworld city of Ankh-Morpork, staffed by a faculty composed of mostly indolent and inept old wizards....
 (UU) in the Tower of Art, and Ankh-Morpork continued as a service town for the wizards.

Royalty became extremely debased and the later kings of Ankh-Morpork are recalled in history as power-mad and corrupt, or just mad; some are mentioned by name in Men at Arms
Men at Arms

Men at Arms is the 15th Discworld novel by Terry Pratchett first published in 1993. It is the second novel about the Ankh-Morpork City Watch on the Discworld ....
:

  • Queen Alguinna IV
  • King Artorollo (a contemporary of Alberto Malich)
  • King Cirone IV
  • Queen Coanna
  • King Loyala the Aaargh (Had a 1.13 second rule from coronation to assassination) - The Discworld Companion
    The Discworld Companion

    The Discworld Companion is an encyclopedia of all things Discworld ian, created by Terry Pratchett and Stephen Briggs.The book compiles a precise definition of words, lives of historical people, geography of places and events that have appeared in at least one Discworld novel, map, diary, non-fiction book and the short stories "Tr...
  • King Ludwig the Tree (Known to issue royal proclamations on the need to develop a new type of frog and similar important matters, and also responsible for the city motto Quanti Canicula Ille In Fenestra) - The Discworld Companion
    The Discworld Companion

    The Discworld Companion is an encyclopedia of all things Discworld ian, created by Terry Pratchett and Stephen Briggs.The book compiles a precise definition of words, lives of historical people, geography of places and events that have appeared in at least one Discworld novel, map, diary, non-fiction book and the short stories "Tr...
  • King Paragore
  • King Tyrril (ruled circa AM 907)
  • King Veltrick III
  • Webblethorpe the Unconscious


The last and worst - the euphemistically-remembered Lorenzo the Kind (the full extent of whose infamy is not explicitly revealed, save that he was said to be "very fond of children
Pedophilia

The term pedophilia or paedophilia has a range of definitions as found in psychology, law enforcement, and the popular vernacular.As a medical diagnosis, it is defined as a psychological disorder in which an adult experiences a sexual preference for prepubescent children....
," possessed "secret rooms" from which "bits" had to be cleaned, and had in his dungeons "machines for . . .") - was overthrown in the Ankh-Morpork Civil War of 1688 (dating from the founding of UU). The question of what to do with the deposed king (no judge would try him) was settled when he was executed by the then Commander of the City Watch, Suffer-Not-Injustice Vimes. Known as "Old Stoneface," his regicide resulted in his being banned from bearing arms (These events parallel the English Civil War
English Civil War

The English Civil War was a series of armed conflicts and political machinations between Roundhead and Cavalier. The First English Civil War and Second English Civil War civil wars pitted the supporters of Charles I of England against the supporters of the Long Parliament, while the Third English Civil War saw fighting between supporters...
 of the 1640s, and the execution of Charles I
Charles I of England

Charles I was List of English monarchs, List of monarchs of Scotland and King of Ireland from 27 March 1625 until his capital punishment on 30 January 1649....
 by Oliver Cromwell
Oliver Cromwell

Oliver Cromwell was an English people Military history of the United Kingdom and Politics of England leader best known for his involvement in making England into a republican Commonwealth and for his later role as Lord Protector of England, Scotland, and Ireland....
). Afterwards "Old Stoneface" (an ancestor of the current City Watch Commander Samuel Vimes
Samuel Vimes

Samuel "Sam" Vimes is a fictional character policeman from Terry Pratchett's Discworld series. His full name and title is His Grace, The Duke of Ankh, Commander Sir Samuel Vimes....
 and a play on Cromwell's nickname "Old Ironside") and his Ironheads (a play on "Ironsides
Ironside (cavalry)

Ironside was the name given to a trooper in the Roundhead cavalry formed by England political leader Oliver Cromwell in the 17th century, during the English Civil War....
" and "Roundheads") attempted to introduce democracy
Democracy

Democracy is a form of government in which power is held directly or indirectly by citizens under a free electoral system. It is derived from the Greek language d?????at?a , "popular government" which was coined from d???? , "people" and ???t?? , "rule, strength" in the middle of the 5th-4th century BC to denote the political syst...
, but the people voted against it. After "Old Stoneface" himself was overthrown, Ankh-Morpork reverted to a non-hereditary oligarchic
Oligarchy

Oligarchy is a form of government where political power effectively rests with a small Elitism segment of society distinguished by royalty, wealth, family, military influence or occult spiritual hegemony....
 system, where the leaders are still ruthless tyrants, but don't have the audacity to invoke divine right. It is, however, rumoured that the royal blood line of the Kings of Ankh has not in fact died out but instead continued, and that the true king, Carrot Ironfoundersson
Carrot Ironfoundersson

Carrot Ironfoundersson is a fictional character in Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels. He is a Lance Constable in, and later becomes captain of, the Ankh-Morpork City Watch....
, walks the streets of the city on a nightly basis. The Patrician
Havelock Vetinari

Lord Havelock Vetinari is the Patrician of Ankh-Morpork, the head of the fictional city state of Ankh-Morpork in Terry Pratchett's Discworld series....
 rules the city, and operates a specialised form of "One Man, One Vote" democracy: the Patrician is the Man, and he has the Vote.

Under the Patricians the city has become the mercantile and political capital
Political capital

Political capital is primarily based on a public figure's favorable image among the populace and among other important actors in or out of the government....
 of the Discworld, so much so that the Sto Plains operates under a new Pax Morporkia, which operates not on the principle of "If you fight, we will kill you," but on the principle of "If you fight, we will call in your mortgages." The current Patrician has opened the city to dwarfs
Dwarfs (Discworld)

Dwarfs in Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels are similar to the Dwarf of J. R. R. Tolkien's Middle-earth, which they largely started out as a homage to, and dwarf in other fantasy novels....
, trolls, gnomes
Gnomes (Discworld)

Gnomes are the smallest humanoid species on the Discworld ranging from four inches to 2 feet in height. There may be some confusion between the names gnome, goblin, and pictsie, which are more-or-less interchangeable terms for the same creature....
, humans from across the Disc and even the undead
Undead (Discworld)

In Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels, the undead are seen less as monsters, and more as characters with unusual cultural quirks. They even have their own bar in Ankh-Morpork....
, making a truly multicultural
Multiculturalism

The term multiculturalism generally refer to an applied ideology of Race , culture and Ethnic group diversity within the demographics of a specified place, usually at the scale of an organization such as a school, business, neighborhood, city or nation....
 society, with both the advantages and problems that suggests. (The current Patrician's own, typically pragmatic, view on multiculturalism is "Alloys are stronger.") Mimes are strictly forbidden. Anyone caught practising the art is hung upside-down in a scorpion pit, upon the walls of which is written: "Learn the words."

Ankh-Morpork has evolved in the series. At the beginning of the series in The Colour of Magic
The Colour of Magic

The Colour of Magic is a 1983 comic fantasy novel by Terry Pratchett, and is the first book of the Discworld series.Plot summary...
, it was a corrupt, crumbling medieval city. It still has corruption (mostly organised in guilds
Guilds of Ankh-Morpork

In Terry Pratchett's Discworld series of fantasy novels, there are almost 300 Guilds in the city of Ankh-Morpork. Nanny Ogg's Cookbook, The Thieves' Guild Diary and the Death's Domain map all quote Guild publications....
) but is far from crumbling by Going Postal
Going postal

Going postal is an American English slang term, used as a verb meaning to suddenly become extremely and uncontrollably angry, possibly to the point of violence....
 and has become a high-tech (for the Disc) city-state bordering on almost steampunk
Steampunk

Steampunk is a sub-genre of fantasy fiction and speculative fiction that came into prominence in the 1980s and early 1990s. The term denotes works set in an era or world where steam power is still widely used?usually the 19th century, and often set in Victorian era England?but with prominent elements of either science fiction or fantasy, suc...
 levels of technology. The city is indeed the 2nd most developed nation of the disc after the Agatean Empire
Agatean Empire

The Agatean Empire is a fictitious country that occupies the equally fictitious Counterweight Continent of Terry Pratchett's Discworld . It is the home of Twoflower and the Luggage....
. Ankh-Morpork has seen the appearance of
  • Fire insurance (this may cause more harm than good as people burn down their own houses), first seen in The Colour of Magic
    The Colour of Magic

    The Colour of Magic is a 1983 comic fantasy novel by Terry Pratchett, and is the first book of the Discworld series.Plot summary...
    .
  • A competent police force, first seen in Guards! Guards!
    Guards! Guards!

    Guards! Guards! is the 8th Discworld novel by Terry Pratchett, first published in 1989. It is the first novel about the Ankh-Morpork City Watch....
     and developing steadily thereafter.
  • The clacks, a semaphore system used to send what amount to telegrams (see Morse Code
    Morse code

    Morse code is a type of character encoding that transmits telegraphic information using rhythm. Morse code uses a standardized sequence of short and long elements to represent the alphanumeric, punctuation and special characters of a given message....
    ), first seen in The Fifth Elephant
    The Fifth Elephant

    The Fifth Elephant is the 24th Discworld novel by Terry Pratchett. It introduces the Clacks , a long-distance Semaphore line....
    .
  • A real newspaper, first seen in The Truth
    The Truth (novel)

    The Truth is the twenty-fifth Discworld novel by Terry Pratchett, published in 2000....
    .
  • The Post Office, or rather its resurgence, along with the first stamps, first seen in Going Postal
    Going postal

    Going postal is an American English slang term, used as a verb meaning to suddenly become extremely and uncontrollably angry, possibly to the point of violence....
    .
  • Stamps and paper money
    Paper Money

    Paper Money is the second album by the band Montrose . It was released in 1974 and was the last album to feature Sammy Hagar as lead vocalist....
     as introduced by Moist von Lipwig
    Moist von Lipwig

    Moist von Lipwig is a fictional character from Terry Pratchett's Discworld series. He is the protagonist of the novels Going Postal and Making Money....
     in Going Postal
    Going postal

    Going postal is an American English slang term, used as a verb meaning to suddenly become extremely and uncontrollably angry, possibly to the point of violence....
     and Making Money
    Making Money

    Making Money is a Terry Pratchett novel in the Discworld series, published in the UK on 20 September, 2007. It is the second novel featuring Moist von Lipwig, and involves the Ankh-Morpork mint and specifically the introduction of paper money to the city....
     respectively.


Crime is kept in check by the Watch and the guilds, mainly the Thieves' Guild; in the novel Jingo
Jingo (novel)

Jingo is the twenty-first novel by Terry Pratchett, one of his Discworld series. It was published in 1997....
 a character casually notes the Thieves' Guild weathervane is an actual unofficial and currently deceased thief. Lord Vetinari has a firm grip on the city (or seems to). The wizards of UU no longer murder each other intentionally. The city is now a highly-advanced metropolis rather than the fading, broken-down city of The Colour of Magic
The Colour of Magic

The Colour of Magic is a 1983 comic fantasy novel by Terry Pratchett, and is the first book of the Discworld series.Plot summary...
. It is implied that the Axle discovered in Thud!
Thud!

Thud! is Terry Pratchett's 34th Discworld novel, released in the United States of America on September 13 2005, the United Kingdom on October 1 2005....
 will revolutionise both municipal transportation (with many references which parallel the London Underground
London Underground

The London Underground is a metro system serving a large part of Greater London and neighbouring areas of Essex, Hertfordshire and Buckinghamshire in the UK....
 including the minesign symbol for a mine) and machinery, and Moist von Lipwig
Moist von Lipwig

Moist von Lipwig is a fictional character from Terry Pratchett's Discworld series. He is the protagonist of the novels Going Postal and Making Money....
's invention of the banknote
Banknote

A banknote is a kind of negotiable instrument, a promissory note made by a bank payable to the bearer on demand, used as money, and in many jurisdictions is legal tender....
 in Making Money
Making Money

Making Money is a Terry Pratchett novel in the Discworld series, published in the UK on 20 September, 2007. It is the second novel featuring Moist von Lipwig, and involves the Ankh-Morpork mint and specifically the introduction of paper money to the city....
.

Politics


City Leadership

The succession of the Patrician occurs normally by either assassination or revolution. Patricians have been known to resign, but this is very much the exception.

Power is, to some degree, shared with the many Guilds (see above) and the surviving nobility. They form a sort of advisory city council, but the Patrician has the only vote at meetings. This may be the same as the "council of aldermen
Alderman

An alderman is a member of a Municipal government assembly or council in many jurisdictions. Historically the term could also refer to local municipal judges in small legal proceedings ....
" referred to briefly in Sourcery
Sourcery

Sourcery is the fifth Discworld novel by Terry Pratchett, published in 1988. On the Discworld , sourcerers - wizards who are sources of magic, and thus immensely more powerful than normal wizards ? were the main cause of the great mage wars that left areas of the disc uninhabitable....
, and never mentioned since.

The current office-holder is the Medici
Medici

The M?dici family was a powerful and influential Florence family from the 14th to 18th century. The family had three popes , numerous rulers of Florence and later members of the French and English royalty....
-inspired Lord Havelock Vetinari
Havelock Vetinari

Lord Havelock Vetinari is the Patrician of Ankh-Morpork, the head of the fictional city state of Ankh-Morpork in Terry Pratchett's Discworld series....
, a former student at the Assassins' Guild.

The nearest surviving relative of the former royal family
Royal family

A royal family is the extended family of a king or queen regnant. The term "imperial family" more appropriately describes the extended family of an emperor or empress regnant, while the terms "ducal family", "grand ducal family" or "princely family" are more appropriate in reference to the relatives of a reigning duke, grand duke, or prince....
 seems to be Captain Carrot Ironfoundersson
Carrot Ironfoundersson

Carrot Ironfoundersson is a fictional character in Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels. He is a Lance Constable in, and later becomes captain of, the Ankh-Morpork City Watch....
, technically a human, but fundamentally a dwarf (or vice-versa depending on point-of-view). However, he has gone to some effort to keep his royal connections as quiet as possible. The origin of Corporal Cecil Wormsborough St. John (Nobby) Nobbs
Nobby Nobbs

Cecil Wormsborough St. John "Nobby" Nobbs is a fictional character in the Discworld novels of Terry Pratchett. He is a corporal in the Ankh-Morpork Ankh-Morpork City Watch, first appearing in the novel Guards! Guards!....
 remains shrouded in mystery. At one point he was identified as being a descendant of de Nobbes, the Earl of Ankh (and therefore the next in line), but this was (probably) a deliberate deception.

The Patrician has almost absolute power over the affairs of the city and works together with the leaders of the city's Guilds
Guilds of Ankh-Morpork

In Terry Pratchett's Discworld series of fantasy novels, there are almost 300 Guilds in the city of Ankh-Morpork. Nanny Ogg's Cookbook, The Thieves' Guild Diary and the Death's Domain map all quote Guild publications....
, who elect him through the Guild Council, as shown in The Truth
The Truth (novel)

The Truth is the twenty-fifth Discworld novel by Terry Pratchett, published in 2000....
. In an analogy of Renaissance Florence
Florence

Florence is the Capital city of the Italy Regions of Italy of Tuscany and of the provinces of Italy Province of Florence. It is the most populous city in Tuscany and has a population of 364,779 ....
, Ankh-Morpork is an oligarchy
Oligarchy

Oligarchy is a form of government where political power effectively rests with a small Elitism segment of society distinguished by royalty, wealth, family, military influence or occult spiritual hegemony....
. Eligible for election are members of rich and influential families. Almost all of the people who have held the post through the years proved once in office to be little different from a king, except that power did not pass automatically to their descendants. They were despotic, oppressive and fairly often mad. Past Patricians have included:
  • Mad Lord Snapcase (preceded Vetinari)
  • Homicidal Lord Winder (preceded Snapcase, assassinated by Vetinari)
  • Deranged Lord Harmoni
  • Laughing Lord Scapula
  • Frenzied Earl Hargath
  • Nersh the Lunatic
  • Giggling Lord Smince
  • Olaf Quimby II
    Discworld characters

    This article contains brief biographies for characters from Terry Pratchett's Discworld series. This list consists of human characters. For biographies of noted members of the Discworld's "ethnic minorities" , see the specific articles for those races....
Vetinari appears rather more permanent than most, largely due to his Machiavellian ("for a given value of Machiavelli", according to Terry Pratchett) machinations. He has arranged the politics of the city in such a way that to remove him from office would cause chaos among the Guilds and nobility. He firmly believes that what people really want is stability, and that is what he provides.

Current "important" city figures


Although Vetinari is the absolute leader of the city, he has been able to give some people the illusion that they have some power:

  • Sir Samuel Vimes, the Duke of Morpork and Commander of the City Watch
  • Lord Downey, head of the Assassins' Guild
    Ankh-Morpork Assassins' Guild

    The Ankh-Morpork Assassins' Guild is a fictional school for professional killers in Terry Pratchett's long-running Discworld series of fantasy novels....
  • Mustrum Ridcully
    Mustrum Ridcully

    Mustrum Ridcully is a fictional character in the Discworld novels of Terry Pratchett. He was introduced in Moving Pictures as the latest Archchancellor of Unseen University....
    , archchancellor of the wizard college Unseen University
    Unseen University

    Unseen University is a school of Wizards ry in Terry Pratchett fictional Discworld city of Ankh-Morpork, staffed by a faculty composed of mostly indolent and inept old wizards....
  • Hughnon Ridcully, Chief Priest of Blind Io and de facto leader of the city's varied clergy as well as brother to the aforesaid Mustrum Ridcully.
  • Queen Molly, head of the Beggars' Guild
    Ankh-Morpork Beggars' Guild

    The Ankh-Morpork Beggars' Guild is a guild for panhandlers, down-and-outs and borderline cases in Ankh-Morpork, the largest city on the Discworld , the setting for the longrunning series of fantasy novels of the Discworld by Terry Pratchett....
  • Rosie Palm, head of the Guild of Seamstresses
  • Mr Boggis, head of the Guild of Thieves, Cutpurses, Housebreakers, and Allied Trades
    Ankh-Morpork Thieves' Guild

    The Guild of Thieves, Cutpurses and Allied Trades is a fictional institution on the Discworld created by Terry Pratchett. It is distinguished from Thieves' Guilds in other fantasy universes by being completely legal....
  • Mr Slant, the undead
    Undead

    Undead is a collective name for fictional or legendary beings that are deceased yet behave as if alive. Undead may be incorporeal, such as ghosts, or Body, such as vampires and zombies....
     head of the Lawyer's Guild
    Guilds of Ankh-Morpork

    In Terry Pratchett's Discworld series of fantasy novels, there are almost 300 Guilds in the city of Ankh-Morpork. Nanny Ogg's Cookbook, The Thieves' Guild Diary and the Death's Domain map all quote Guild publications....
  • Reacher Gilt, the upstart chairman of the Grand Trunk semaphore company (committed suicide; will presumably be replaced by one of the men he usurped)
  • Moist von Lipwig
    Moist von Lipwig

    Moist von Lipwig is a fictional character from Terry Pratchett's Discworld series. He is the protagonist of the novels Going Postal and Making Money....
    , former con-man, now Postmaster, Head of the Mint, owner of the Chairman of the Royal Bank of Ankh-Morpork, and, presumably, future Taxmaster.
  • Lord Rust
    Discworld characters

    This article contains brief biographies for characters from Terry Pratchett's Discworld series. This list consists of human characters. For biographies of noted members of the Discworld's "ethnic minorities" , see the specific articles for those races....
    , a military leader whose pompous attitude usually leads him to bungle whatever situation he is placed into as in Jingo
    Jingo

    Jingo can refer to:*Jingoism, belligerent nationalism*Jingu of Japan , a legendary empress of Japan, wife of Emperor Chuai, the 14th emperor of Japan...
     and Night Watch
    Night Watch

    Night Watch originally refers to an early form of policing; see Watchman .Night Watch, Nightwatch, or Nightwatcher may also refer to:...
     as well as Monstrous Regiment
    Monstrous Regiment

    Monstrous Regiment primarily refers to a 1558 tract by John Knox, "The First Blast of the Trumpet Against the Monstrous Regiment of Women".It may also refer to:...
    . Generally opposes and is opposed by Samuel Vimes
    Samuel Vimes

    Samuel "Sam" Vimes is a fictional character policeman from Terry Pratchett's Discworld series. His full name and title is His Grace, The Duke of Ankh, Commander Sir Samuel Vimes....
    .
  • Lord Selachii and Lord Venturi have slightly smaller roles than Lord Rust and are usually depicted in similar scenarios to Lord Rust.


It should be pointed out that traditionally the relationship between the city and Unseen University is one of mutual cooperation, in which it is stated that the University agrees to do anything asked of them and the city promises to never ask, and it is possibly the only place where the Patrician's influence is reduced. For example, the city has never taxed the university ("A Collegiate Casting-Out of Devilish Devices
A Collegiate Casting-Out of Devilish Devices

A Collegiate Casting-Out of Devilish Devices is a Discworld short story by Terry Pratchett. The story describes the reaction of the wizards of the Unseen University to a proposal from the Patrician to introduce regulation of university education....
"). According to Interesting Times
Interesting Times

Interesting Times is the seventeenth novel in the Discworld series by Terry Pratchett.The title of this book was inspired by the phrase "may you live in interesting times." ...
, the Patrician can, in theory, have the Archchancellor summoned and, indeed, have him executed; however, the Archchancellor could turn the Patrician into a small reptile and, indeed, start bouncing around the room on a pogo stick.

Institutions

The primary engines of Ankh-Morpork's economy are the guilds
Guilds of Ankh-Morpork

In Terry Pratchett's Discworld series of fantasy novels, there are almost 300 Guilds in the city of Ankh-Morpork. Nanny Ogg's Cookbook, The Thieves' Guild Diary and the Death's Domain map all quote Guild publications....
. There are hundreds of guilds, for every conceivable profession, from clowns
Fools' Guild (Discworld)

This article is about the Discworld Fools' Guild. For the American organization see Fools GuildIn Terry Pratchett's Discworld series of fantasy novels, the Fools' Guild is a trading and training organisation for clowns, jesters and other practitioners of slapstick humour....
 to butchers, and each has its own strictly maintained laws and trading practices. Many guilds have assumed roles which in real-world cities would be assumed by government agencies.

Education

As Ankh-Morpork does not appear to have anything approaching a state education system, the primary means of education is the vocational training imparted by the guilds to their young members. Foundlings are, for instance, often dropped at the doorsteps of guilds in the hopes of their learning a useful trade. The Assassins' Guild
Ankh-Morpork Assassins' Guild

The Ankh-Morpork Assassins' Guild is a fictional school for professional killers in Terry Pratchett's long-running Discworld series of fantasy novels....
 is considered the top educational establishment on the Disc and, whether one intends to be an assassin or not, is considered the school of choice for young aristocrats such as the future Lord Vetinari. It is possible to attend the Assassins' Guild simply for the learning and not the slaying; though many of course choose to do both. Many children from poorer backgrounds are educated at dame schools, similar to the institutions in Victorian England of the same name; Sideney (in Hogfather
Hogfather

Hogfather is the 20th Discworld novel by Terry Pratchett.Anthropomorphic personifications #The Hogfather is also a character in the book, representing something akin to Father Christmas....
) and Samuel Vimes
Samuel Vimes

Samuel "Sam" Vimes is a fictional character policeman from Terry Pratchett's Discworld series. His full name and title is His Grace, The Duke of Ankh, Commander Sir Samuel Vimes....
 (in Thud!
Thud!

Thud! is Terry Pratchett's 34th Discworld novel, released in the United States of America on September 13 2005, the United Kingdom on October 1 2005....
) were educated at dame schools. Others attend boarding schools outside Ankh-Morpork, such as the Quirm College for Young Ladies. A Teachers' Guild exists, but appears to be of low status—in Guards! Guards!
Guards! Guards!

Guards! Guards! is the 8th Discworld novel by Terry Pratchett, first published in 1989. It is the first novel about the Ankh-Morpork City Watch....
 Vimes' seating position in the coronation scene is described as "in the lowest tier…between the Master of the Fellowship of Beggars and the head of the Teachers' Guild".

Law Enforcement

The laws and protections offered by the guilds are the city's main form of personal security. The most obvious example of this is the Thieves' Guild
Ankh-Morpork Thieves' Guild

The Guild of Thieves, Cutpurses and Allied Trades is a fictional institution on the Discworld created by Terry Pratchett. It is distinguished from Thieves' Guilds in other fantasy universes by being completely legal....
, which, by regulating the crime trade, acts as the city's main law enforcement agency; however, many of the guilds also have private enforcers, such as the Agony Aunts for the Seamstresses' Guild and the Bloody Fools for the Fools' Guild.

At its most basic level, law in Ankh-Morpork operates on the principle that a grocer is free to mix soil in his coffee, and also to be vivisected by any customer who happens to find out. Other than that, options are slim. In cases of personal grievance, one might make an appeal to the Guild of Lawyers, providing, of course, one is wealthy enough to pay (The Lawyers' Guild consider this a very reasonable arrangement, as the poor are inveterately criminal anyway). Barring that, the only course of action in criminal cases is a direct appeal to the Patrician
Havelock Vetinari

Lord Havelock Vetinari is the Patrician of Ankh-Morpork, the head of the fictional city state of Ankh-Morpork in Terry Pratchett's Discworld series....
, which frequently works, as he sees such a result as highly instructive.

Outside the guilds, most law enforcement is undertaken by the Watch
Ankh-Morpork City Watch

The Ankh-Morpork City Watch is a fictional police force within the Discworld series of books by Terry Pratchett. The watch is based in the city-state of Ankh-Morpork on the Discworld ....
, under the leadership of Sam Vimes.

Government revival

Recently, Lord Vetinari
Havelock Vetinari

Lord Havelock Vetinari is the Patrician of Ankh-Morpork, the head of the fictional city state of Ankh-Morpork in Terry Pratchett's Discworld series....
 has begun to reassert the power of the state by reintroducing formerly decrepit government agencies such as the City Watch
Ankh-Morpork City Watch

The Ankh-Morpork City Watch is a fictional police force within the Discworld series of books by Terry Pratchett. The watch is based in the city-state of Ankh-Morpork on the Discworld ....
, the Post Office
Ankh-Morpork Post Office

The Ankh-Morpork Post Office is a fictional organisation featured in Going Postal, one of Terry Pratchett's Discworld series of books and the 2007 Discworld Diary, based on previous mentions in Men at Arms and the 1998 diary....
, and most recently, the Royal Mint
Making Money

Making Money is a Terry Pratchett novel in the Discworld series, published in the UK on 20 September, 2007. It is the second novel featuring Moist von Lipwig, and involves the Ankh-Morpork mint and specifically the introduction of paper money to the city....
.

The City Watch is one of the greatest success stories, having grown under the leadership of Captain Vimes from three unemployable men to the most modern police force on the Disc. Which still employs the three men in question.

Currency

The AM$ (Ankh-Morpork dollar) is equal to 100 pennies (pence). Under Ankh-Morporkian tradition, ten pence can be referred to as a shilling, twenty-five pence as half a ton, and fifty pence as a nob/a ton/half a bar/a knocker.

The AM$ is reputedly the 'hardest' currency outside of the Agatean Empire
Agatean Empire

The Agatean Empire is a fictitious country that occupies the equally fictitious Counterweight Continent of Terry Pratchett's Discworld . It is the home of Twoflower and the Luggage....
. A dollar coin is Sequin (coin)
Sequin (coin)

Sequin is a gold coin weighed 3.5 grams of .986 pure gold, minted by the Republic of Venice in 1284.Initially called ducat, it was called the zecchino after the name of the Venice mint, the "Zecca", since 1543 when Venice began minting a silver coin also called a ducat....
 sized, and although theoretically made of gold the metal has been adulterated so many times that, according to The Discworld Companion
The Discworld Companion

The Discworld Companion is an encyclopedia of all things Discworld ian, created by Terry Pratchett and Stephen Briggs.The book compiles a precise definition of words, lives of historical people, geography of places and events that have appeared in at least one Discworld novel, map, diary, non-fiction book and the short stories "Tr...
:
"There is more gold in an equivalent weight of seawater. In a sense, then, Ankh-Morpork is on the gold standard
Gold standard

The gold standard is a monetary system in which a region's common media of exchange are paper notes that are normally freely convertible into pre-set, fixed quantities of gold....
 in all respects except the one of actually having any gold to speak of"
Ankh-Morpork being an extremely rich city state, the AM$ is the currency of choice amongst the lands around the Circle Sea; although other city states have their own currencies they maintain strong links with the dollar, as Ankh-Morpork is the only place which has anything worth buying.

In Making Money
Making Money

Making Money is a Terry Pratchett novel in the Discworld series, published in the UK on 20 September, 2007. It is the second novel featuring Moist von Lipwig, and involves the Ankh-Morpork mint and specifically the introduction of paper money to the city....
, Moist von Lipwig
Moist von Lipwig

Moist von Lipwig is a fictional character from Terry Pratchett's Discworld series. He is the protagonist of the novels Going Postal and Making Money....
 introduces paper currency and puts the city on the golem
Golems (Discworld)

Golems in Terry Pratchett's Discworld series are derived from golems in Jewish mythology; early forms of a clay robot, supposedly awakened by a spell or priestly words to do people's bidding....
 standard.

Notable locations


Biers is a pub frequented by creatures of the night, usually lumped together as "undead", though they can include werewolves and bogeymen. Difficult to find, unless you happen to be "the right sort." It is often compared to Cheers
Cheers

Cheers is an American situation comedy television series that ran for eleven seasons from 1982 to 1993. It was produced by Charles/Burrows/Charles Productions in association with Paramount Television for NBC, having been created by the team of James Burrows, Glen Charles, and Les Charles....
 but with the tagline "Where everybody knows your shape". Susan Sto Helit
Susan Sto Helit

Susan Sto Helit , once referred to as Susan Death, is a fictional character who has featured in three of Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels: Soul Music, Hogfather, and Thief of Time....
 is a noted frequenter of Biers. The more typical clientele occasionally loudly demand to know what she thinks she's doing there. They seldom do so twice. The barman of Biers is named Igor, though he doesn't appear to be an Igor
Igor (Discworld)

The Igors are a recurring set of characters in Terry Pratchett's Discworld series of novels. They are members of a clan of servants from the region of ?berwald, all of which are named Igor....
. It's best to eye what he serves carefully; as Pratchett noted in Hogfather
Hogfather

Hogfather is the 20th Discworld novel by Terry Pratchett.Anthropomorphic personifications #The Hogfather is also a character in the book, representing something akin to Father Christmas....
, "When Igor the barman was asked for a Bloody Mary, he didn't mix a metaphor."

The Dwarf Bread Museum which, as its name suggests, is a building where certain articles of the (in)famous dwarf bread
Dwarfs (Discworld)

Dwarfs in Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels are similar to the Dwarf of J. R. R. Tolkien's Middle-earth, which they largely started out as a homage to, and dwarf in other fantasy novels....
 are kept; usually specimens of a cultural or historical importance. First mentioned in Men at Arms
Men at Arms

Men at Arms is the 15th Discworld novel by Terry Pratchett first published in 1993. It is the second novel about the Ankh-Morpork City Watch on the Discworld ....
; more prominently featured in The Fifth Elephant
The Fifth Elephant

The Fifth Elephant is the 24th Discworld novel by Terry Pratchett. It introduces the Clacks , a long-distance Semaphore line....
 as the building from which the Scone of Stone (a reference to the Stone of Scone
Stone of Scone

The Stone of Scone , also commonly known as the Stone of Destiny or the Coronation Stone is an oblong block of red sandstone, about by by in size and weighing approximately ....
) is stolen.

The Dysk, a theatre staging "usurper-killing-a-king dramas". A reference to the Globe Theatre
Globe Theatre

The Globe Theatre was a theatre in London associated with William Shakespeare. It was built in 1599 by Shakespeare's playing company, the Lord Chamberlain's Men, and was destroyed by fire on 29 June 1613....
.

The Mended Drum, formerly the Broken Drum (old motto: "You can't beat it") until it burned down in the city's first attempt at insurance fraud, is the city's principal inn
Inn

Inns are generally establishments or buildings where travelers can seek lodging and, usually, food and drink. They are typically located in the country or along a highway....
. Located on Filigree Street, it is a rowdy, cloudy, crowded, smelly and utterly disreputable establishment, and therefore the ideal haunt for the Disc's plethora of hero
Hero

A hero , in Greek mythology and folklore, was originally a demigod, the offspring of a mortal and a deity,their Greek hero cult being one of the most distinctive features of Religion in ancient Greece....
es. It is a favourite watering hole for the students of Unseen University
Unseen University

Unseen University is a school of Wizards ry in Terry Pratchett fictional Discworld city of Ankh-Morpork, staffed by a faculty composed of mostly indolent and inept old wizards....
, and regular haunt of the Librarian
The Librarian (Discworld)

The Librarian of Unseen University is a character in Terry Pratchett's Discworld series of fantasy novels....
. It is also a favoured locale for those wishing to discuss business of a clandestine nature. The Broken Drum is the setting for the first meeting between the central characters Rincewind
Rincewind

Rincewind the Wizzard is a fictional character appearing in the Discworld novels of Terry Pratchett, several of which feature him as the central character....
 and Twoflower
Twoflower

Twoflower is a fictional character featured in Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels....
 in the first Discworld novel, Colour of Magic. When Ankh-Morpork became more civilized in the later books, The Mended Drum was the last bastion of lawlessness although the bar fights have become a team sport, with teams getting points for performing classic brawling techniques. Limbs are still chopped off, but they are tattooed to ensure that Igor
Igor

Igor is a given name derived from the Sweden name Ingvar , that was brought to ancient Kievan Rus' by the swedish Vikings . Igor conquered Kiev....
 sews them back correctly. Curiously, this romantic disreputable place is what Twoflower sought naively in Colour of Magic.

The Shades, Ankh-Morpork's slum district, comprise the oldest region of the city. The moral equivalent of a black hole. A pretty nasty place, all told (a horse in the Shades is often called "lunch", and nothing is seen as more suspicious than fresh paint).

Cockbill Street, located in the Shades, is the poorest area of the city. Despite this, people on Cockbill Street are so proud that they refuse to acknowledge this, believing eating comes second to keeping up appearances and leading to the saying that what you mostly ate on Cockbill Street "was your pride". Samuel Vimes
Samuel Vimes

Samuel "Sam" Vimes is a fictional character policeman from Terry Pratchett's Discworld series. His full name and title is His Grace, The Duke of Ankh, Commander Sir Samuel Vimes....
 was raised here.

The Isle of Gods, an area almost encircled by the river Ankh containing the Watch-house, the theatres, the prison and the publishers. A reference to the Isle of Dogs
Isle of Dogs

The Isle of Dogs is a former island in the East End of London that is surrounded on three sides by one of the largest meanders in the River Thames....
 area of London.

Pseudopolis Yard, the headquarters of the City Watch
Ankh-Morpork City Watch

The Ankh-Morpork City Watch is a fictional police force within the Discworld series of books by Terry Pratchett. The watch is based in the city-state of Ankh-Morpork on the Discworld ....
. A reference to Scotland Yard
Scotland Yard

New Scotland Yard is the headquarters of the Metropolitan Police Service, responsible for law enforcement within Greater London, excluding the City of London, which is covered by the City of London Police....
.

Unseen University
Unseen University

Unseen University is a school of Wizards ry in Terry Pratchett fictional Discworld city of Ankh-Morpork, staffed by a faculty composed of mostly indolent and inept old wizards....
 (UU) is in many ways the city's core. Centred around the 800-foot Tower of Art, the tallest building on the Disc, it serves as the Sto Plains' (and possibly the entire Discworld's) premier magic academy. The city originally grew out of the need to service and maintain the University. The Shades technically fall under its dominion, and much of its income is derived from rents there.

Civic symbols


Morporkia

Morporkia is a female personification
Personification

File:Wien Hofburg Constantia et Fortitudine.jpgPersonification is an ontological metaphor in which a thing or abstraction is represented as a person....
 of the city, or possibly only of Morpork. She wears a cabbage-spangled cloak and an old-fashioned helmet, carrying a shield with the civic coat of arms
Heraldry

Heraldry is the profession, study, or art of devising, granting, and blazoning Coat of arms and ruling on questions of rank or protocol, as exercised by an officer of arms....
 and a toasting-fork symbolising "something or other" (compare Britannia
Britannia

Britannia was the term originally used by the Roman Empire to refer to the island of Great Britain. The term was later used to describe a Roman province covering much of the island, apart from the area beyond the Antonine Wall belonging to the Picts in the north, which was known as Caledonia....
, Columbia
Historical Columbia

Columbia is a poetry name for the United States and for the feminine symbolic national personification thereof....
).

Hippopotami

A pair of hippopotami
Hippopotamus

The hippopotamus or hippo is a large, mostly herbivore African mammal, one of only two Extant taxon species in the scientific classification Hippopotamidae ....
 are also symbols of the city, and flank its coat of arms. There are also statues of hippos on the Brass Bridge; it is said that should danger threaten the city, they will run away.

Anthem


We Can Rule You Wholesale is the national anthem
National anthem

A national anthem is a generally patriotism musical composition that evokes and eulogizes the history, traditions and struggles of its people, recognized either by a nation's government as the official national song, or by convention through use by the people....
 of Ankh-Morpork; it is a parody of the song 'Rule, Britannia!
Rule, Britannia!

Rule, Britannia! is a United Kingdom patriotic song, originating from the poem "Rule, Britannia" by James Thomson and set to music by Thomas Arne in 1740....
'. The use of 'ner ner ner' as official lyrics (see below) is also heavily reminiscent of the English football anthem, 'Vindaloo
Vindaloo (song)

"Vindaloo" is a song by Fat Les, written by Alex James, released as a single in 1998 and recorded for the 1998 FIFA World Cup. The song was originally written as a parody of football chants, but was adopted as one in its own right and became a cult classic....
'.

It was not written by a native Ankh-Morporkian, but by the visiting vampire
Undead (Discworld)

In Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels, the undead are seen less as monsters, and more as characters with unusual cultural quirks. They even have their own bar in Ankh-Morpork....
 Count
Count

A count is a nobleman in European countries; The word count comes from French language comte, itself from Latin comes?in its Accusative case comitem?meaning "companion", and later "companion of the emperor, delegate of the emperor"....
 Henrik Shline von Überwald
Überwald

In Terry Pratchett's fictional Discworld universe, ?berwald is a region located in near the foot of the Ramtops, farther from Ankh-Morpork than Lancre is....
 (born 1703, died 1782, also died 1784, 1788, 1791, 1802, 1804, 1807, 1808, 1821, 1830, 1861, finally staked 1872). His inspiration came from his observations that Ankh-Morpork's chief means of defence was not warfare but corruption, bribery and mercantile tactics, since most of the weapons used against the city were actually made there in the first place.

The anthem is particularly noteworthy for being the only one that has a second verse officially consisting of incoherent muttering. Count von Überwald had also observed that any group of people singing their country's national anthem never remembers how the second verse goes anyway, so he decided to make things easier for Ankh-Morpork. The anthem's sentiments are of course summarised in the new Pax Morporkia: "If you fight, we'll call in your mortgages. And incidentally that's my pike you're pointing at me. I paid for that shield you're holding. And take my helmet off when you speak to me, you horrible little debtor."

On formal occasions, the anthem is supposed to be performed by a large soprano
Soprano

A soprano is a voice type with a vocal range from approximately to "high A" in choral music, or to "soprano C" or higher in operatic music. In four part chorale style harmony the soprano takes the highest part which usually encompasses the melody....
 singer wearing a sheet and holding a torch in one hand and a fork in the other.

The lyrics of the anthem are as follows:

"When dragons belch and hippos
Hippopotamus

The hippopotamus or hippo is a large, mostly herbivore African mammal, one of only two Extant taxon species in the scientific classification Hippopotamidae ....
 flee
My thoughts, Ankh-Morpork, are of thee
Let others boast of martial dash
For we have boldly fought with cash
We own all your helmet
Helmet

A helmet is a form of protective gear worn on the head to protect it from injuries, a variation of the hat. The oldest use of helmets was by Ancient Greek soldiers, who wore thick leather or bronze helmets to protect the head from sword blows and arrows....
s, we own all your shoe
Shoe

A shoe is an item of footwear evolved at first to protect the human foot and later, additionally, as an item of decoration in itself. The foot contains more bones than any other single part of the human body, and has human evolution over hundreds of thousands of years in relation to vastly varied terrain and climate....
s
We own all your general
General

A General officer is an Officer of high military rank. The term or equivalent is used by nearly every country in the world. General can be used as a generic term for all grades of general officer, or it can specifically refer to a single rank that is just called general....
s - touch us and you'll lose.
Morporkia! Morporkia!
Morporkia owns the day!
We can rule you wholesale
Touch us and you'll pay.

We bankrupt
Bankruptcy

Bankruptcy is a legally declared inability or impairment of ability of an individual or organization to pay its creditors. Creditors may file a bankruptcy petition against a debtor in an effort to recoup a portion of what they are owed or initiate a restructuring....
 all invaders, we sell them souvenir
Souvenir

A souvenir , memento or keepsake is an object a traveler brings home for the memory associated with it. Souvenirs include clothing such as T-shirts or hats, postcards, refrigerator magnets, miniature figures, household items such as mugs and Bowl , ashtrays, egg timers, spoons, notebook, and many others....
s
We ner ner ner ner ner, hner ner hner by the ears
Er hner we ner ner ner ner ner
Ner ner her ner ner ner hner the ner
Er ner ner hner ner, nher hner ner ner (etc.)
Ner hner ner, your gleaming swords
We mortgage
Mortgage

A mortgage is the transfer of an interest in property to a lender as a security for a debt - usually a loan of money. While a mortgage in itself is not a debt, it is the lender's security for a debt....
d to the hilt
Morporkia! Morporkia!
Hner ner ner ner ner ner
We can rule you wholesale
Credit
Credit (finance)

Credit is the provision of resources by one party to another party where that second party does not reimburse the first party immediately, thereby generating a debt, and instead arranges either to repay or return those resources at a later date....
 where it's due."


The final part of the anthem is usually sung much louder than the rest of the second verse, since the singers want to show they know the words...

The anthem was actually written in 1999 by Pratchett (words) and Carl Davis
Carl Davis

Carl Davis Order of the British Empire is an American Conductor and composer who has been living in the UK since 1961.He has made England his home and married English actress Jean Boht....
 (music), for the BBC Radio 3
BBC Radio 3

BBC Radio 3 is a national radio station operated by the BBC within the United Kingdom. Its output centres on European classical music, but jazz, world music, drama and the arts also feature....
 programme The Music Machine. It was performed by the BBC Scottish Symphony Orchestra
BBC Scottish Symphony Orchestra

The BBC Scottish Symphony Orchestra is the BBC's classical music radio orchestra in Scotland.Founded as the BBC Scottish Orchestra in 1935 by the Scottish composer and conductor Ian Whyte , the orchestra developed a strong profile supporting the BBC Symphony Orchestra in the UK and abroad, performing regularly at the BBC Proms, the Edinbur...
 and the soprano was Clare Rutter. It was also performed at that year's Proms
The Proms

The Proms, more formally known as The BBC Proms, or The Henry Wood Promenade Concerts presented by the BBC, is an eight-week summer season of daily orchestral european classical music concerts and other events held annually, predominantly in the Royal Albert Hall in South Kensington, London....
 by the Prommers' Orchestra and Chorus.

Public holidays

Date Name
1 Ick Hogswatch Day (New Year
New Year

The New Year is an event that happens when a culture celebrates the end of one year and the beginning of the next year. Cultures that measure yearly calendars all have New Year celebrations....
, Christmas
Christmas

Christmas , also referred to as Christmas Day, is an annual holiday celebrated on December 25 that commemorates the birth of Jesus. The day marks the beginning of the larger season of Christmastide, which lasts Twelve Days of Christmas....
)
28 April The Creator's
Terry Pratchett

Sir Terence David John Pratchett, Officer of the Order of the British Empire is an England novelist, known for his frequently comical work in the fantasy genre....
 birthday (in reality Terry Pratchett
Terry Pratchett

Sir Terence David John Pratchett, Officer of the Order of the British Empire is an England novelist, known for his frequently comical work in the fantasy genre....
's birthday)
1 May May Day (also called May Blossom Day)
25 May The Twenty-Fifth Of May (commemorates the last Ankh-Morpork revolution, but only if you participated)
6 Grune Patrician's Day (in reality Stephen Briggs
Stephen Briggs

Stephen Briggs is, in his own words, "a civil servant who dabbles in amateur dramatics". However, through his drama work, he has become heavily involved with the subsidiary works and merchandise surrounding Terry Pratchett's Discworld....
' birthday)
The first Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday after the last half moon in Sektober Soul Cake Days
31 December Hogswatch Eve
32 December Hogswatchnight
Minor Discworld concepts

This article details minor Discworld concepts: concepts and ideas from the Discworld of novels by Terry Pratchett which only appear in the background, or are not well fleshed out....


Real-world connections


Ankh-Morpork was twinned with the town of Wincanton
Wincanton

Wincanton is a small town in south Somerset, southwest England. The town lies on the A303 road, the main route between London and South West England, and has some light industry....
 in Somerset
Somerset

Somerset is a Counties of England in South West England. The county town is Taunton, which is in the south of the county. The Ceremonial counties of England of Somerset borders the counties of Bristol and Gloucestershire to the north, Wiltshire to the east, Dorset to the south-east, and Devon to the south-west....
, in the south-west United Kingdom
United Kingdom

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, commonly known as the United Kingdom , the UK or Britain,is a sovereign state located off the northwestern coast of continental Europe....
 on the spherical planet
Planet

A planet , as 2006 definition of planet by the International Astronomical Union , is a celestial body orbiting a star or Stellar evolution#Stellar remnants that is massive enough to be rounded by its own gravity, is not massive enough to cause thermonuclear fusion, and has cleared the neighbourhood of planetesimals....
 Earth
Earth

Earth is the third planet from the Sun. Earth is the largest of the terrestrial planets in the Solar System in diameter, mass and density. It is also referred to as the World and Wiktionary:Terra.Note that by International Astronomical Union convention, the term "Terra" is used for naming extensive land masses, rather...
 (known in the Discworld books as Roundworld
Other dimensions of the Discworld

The Discworld , the fantastical setting for Terry Pratchett's bestselling series of novels Discworld, lies at a point near the very edge of the universe's reality spectrum....
) on 7 December 2002. The town is home to a Discworld shop called "The Cunning Artificer" which is named after a street in Ankh-Morpork. However due to legal reasons, the twinning was not officially displayed on the road sign. Fans however have added stick-on notices to some of the signs. This has now been changed and a new town sign prominently declaring the twinning with Ankh-Morpork and other Roundworld places has been erected. This sign was designed by the Cunning Artificer himself, Bernard Pearson. There are rumours of a footpath to be named the Ankh-Morpork Way coming to pass in due course.

The University of Southern Queensland
University of Southern Queensland

The University of Southern Queensland is based in Toowoomba, Queensland, Australia. The institution was established in 1967 as the Queensland Institute of Technology , in 1971 it became the Darling Downs Institute of Advanced Education, and then the University College of Southern Queensland in 1990; and finally USQ in 1992....
 Roleplaying games club is called The Mended Drum.

Many details of Ankh-Morpork appear to have been inspired by Fritz Leiber
Fritz Leiber

Fritz Reuter Leiber Jr. was an influential United States writer of fantasy fiction, horror fiction and science fiction. He was also an expert chess player and a champion fencing ....
's fictional city Lankhmar
Lankhmar

Lankhmar is a fictional city in the Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser stories by Fritz Leiber. It is situated on the world of Nehwon, just west of the Great Salt Marsh and east of the River Hlal, and serves as the home of Leiber's two anti-heroes....
 (although Pratchett has said "I didn't -- at least consciously, I suppose I must say -- create Ankh-Morpork as a takeoff of Lankhmar").

The most obvious similarities include the names of the two cities, the similar-sounding titles afforded to the respective rulers (a Patrician for Ankh-Morpork, a Patriarch for Lankhmar), the browned-iron equipment that characterises both sets of city guards, some conspicuous buildings (Tower of Art, Rats Tower), the similar names of associated countries (in particular; Klatch and Klesh) and what may be termed a certain general atmosphere. This resemblance is most marked in the earliest Discworld books, and becomes increasing diluted as the series moves away from parody into satire.

Lankhmar's only Patriarch to feature prominently in one of Leiber's stories was Glipkerio Kistomerces. Like Ankh-Morpork's Lord Vetinari, Glipkerio is described as tall, thin ("emaciated" is the word most frequently used), and dressed in black. After which resemblance ceases, as "Glippy" is an inept ruler, a hopeless sadist and an extreme physical and moral coward.

The word "Morpork" is probably from a type of Australasian owl called the Morepork, and can be seen holding the Ankh on the coat of arms.

External links

  • , possibly the definitive Discworld web site
  • , performed by the BBC Scottish Symphony Orchestra.