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Diesel Sweeties

Diesel Sweeties is a webcomic written by Richard Stevens III . The comic began in 2000, originally hosted at robotstories.com. For the first several years, the comic consisted of four square panels of dialogue in a two-by-two grid, with a punchline in the final panel. In 2005 Stevens abandoned this traditional form and began consistently publishing strips with more panels in slightly more varied configurations. Single panels of the strip are occasionally animated. Although there is some character development and the occasional story arc, most strips are largely self-contained.

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Diesel Sweeties is a webcomic written by Richard Stevens III . The comic began in 2000, originally hosted at robotstories.com.

For the first several years, the comic consisted of four square panels of dialogue in a two-by-two grid, with a punchline in the final panel. In 2005 Stevens abandoned this traditional form and began consistently publishing strips with more panels in slightly more varied configurations. Single panels of the strip are occasionally animated. Although there is some character development and the occasional story arc, most strips are largely self-contained. Recurring themes include the annual Halloween Halloween

Halloween is an observance celebrated on the night of October 31 [i], most notably by children dressing ... 

 strips, featuring characters from the comic in costume. The most distinctive aspect of the comic is the art style: the comic is made up entirely of large pixels , creating a clash between the content and the form.

Diesel Sweeties is part of the Dumbrella community of web comics.

The comic depicts a world where robots exist alongside humans, with human-robot romantic and sexual relationships commonplace.

Material from Diesel Sweeties appears in Ted Rall Ted Rall

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's , along with other webcomics such as Cat and Girl Cat and Girl

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, Dinosaur Comics Dinosaur Comics

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, Fetus-X Fetus-X

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, and The Perry Bible Fellowship The Perry Bible Fellowship

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.

Characters

Diesel Sweeties incorporates many characters from other fictional works, from the real world, and introduces many original characters. The below list is by no means exhaustive.

Main Characters

As defined by the , the main characters in Diesel Sweeties are:

  • Clango Cyclotron, an emotional robot Robot

    A robot is an electro-mechanical device that can perform autonomous or preprogrammed tasks.... 

    . Introduced as the boyfriend of Maura Glee, the relationship later ended, and he is currently dating Pale Suzie. He was adopted by human parents, and has several famous human aunts and uncles, including Steve Jobs Steve Jobs

    Steven Paul Jobs is the co-founder and CEO of Apple Computer [i] and was the CEO of Pixar [i] ... 

    , Beck Beck

    Beck Hansen is an American [i] musician [i], songwriter [i] and multi-instrumentalist [i]. ... 

    , Courtney Love Courtney Love

    Courtney Michelle Love is an American [i] rock musician [i] and Golden Globe [i]-nominate ... 

    , and Stan Lee Stan Lee

    Stan Lee is an American [i] writer [i], editor [i], Chairman Emeritus of Marvel Comics [i]... 

    . Introduced in strip .


  • Maura Glee, an alcoholic ex-pornstar Pornographic actor

    A pornographic actor or a porn star is somebody who appears in pornographic movies [i], live sex show [i] ... 

    . Introduced as Clango's girlfriend, she has gone through a string of robots and boys since having been dumped. Introduced in strip .


  • Indie Rock Pete, a poseur obsessed with the idea of maintaining a facade of indie cred. Attempts to manipulate the other characters, but usually fails. Introduced in strip .


  • Lil' Sis, Maura's younger sister. Worked at a comic store for a time. Her first name is generally not mentioned, but was once stated as "Persephone" in strip . Was once featured as Faye's sister's lesbian lover in Questionable Content Questionable Content

    [i] written and drawn by [[Jeph Jacques]... 

     . Introduced in strip .


  • Electron Mike, an extreme technophile who listens to techno music and collects iPod IPod

    The iPod is a brand of portable media player [i]s designed and marketed by Apple Computer [i]. ... 

    s. Introduced in strip .


  • Metal Steve, a mullet-sporting rocker. The virginal yin to Pete's lecherous yang. He has had ongoing flirtations with both Lil Sis and Pale Suzie, but neither has successfully bedded him. Implied to be unusually well-endowed; he was briefly recruited by Maura as a porn star for masturbation movies, but was run out of the business for refusing to work with a partner. Introduced in strip .


  • Pale Suzie, a cheerful goth Goth subculture

    The goth subculture is a contemporary subculture [i] prevalent in many countries. ... 

     chick who went on a date with Clango, while he and Maura were "on a break". Currently going steady with Clango. Introduced in strip .


  • Red Robot #C-63, a robot Robot

    A robot is an electro-mechanical device that can perform autonomous or preprogrammed tasks.... 

     dedicated to the crushing of hu-mans Human

    Humans, or human beings, are biped [i]al primate [i]s belonging to the mammal [i]ian species ... 

    , although he has also been known to date them on occasion. He is insanely wealthy after making a deal with Maura. Introduced in strip .

Minor Human Characters

Generally in the order of appearance. Also includes some animals.

  • Collin, a technician who occasionally repairs Clango. Introduced in strip .


  • Joel, a computer programmer. Introduced in strip .


  • Charles, the token Canadian Canada

    Canada is the world's second-largest [i] country by total area, occupying most ... 

    . Introduced in strip .


  • Eve: A bisexual Bisexuality

    Bisexuality is the sexual orientation which refers to the aesthetic [i], romantic [i], or ... 

    , she dated Lil Sis briefly, as well as Red Robot. She also went through a Christian Christianity

    Christianity is a monotheistic [i] religion [i] centered on Jesus of Nazareth [i] ... 

     phase. Introduced in strip .


  • Pretty Carl, Maura's annoying but handsome ex-boyfriend. Introduced in strip .


  • Nipples the Bear, a weird furry Furry fandom

    Furry fandom is an artistic and literary genre [i] that celebrates the hybridization of human and animal ... 

     who always wears a blue bear costume with nipples. Nipples is implied to be a stand-in for Rich Stevens, the author. Introduced in strip .


  • Ghost Zack, a goth boy who sometimes hangs out with Pale Suzie. Does not like Suzie's generally cheery disposition. Introduced in strip .


  • Super Raoul, a shiny hispanic who shows up occasionally. Introduced in strip .


  • Kevin, a heavy-metal friend of Metal Steve. Introduced in strip .


  • John Stamos, Clango's black kitten. Although named after the male actor John Stamos John Stamos

    John Phillip Stamos is an Emmy [i]-nominated American [i] actor [i]. ... 

    , the kitten is a female. Introduced in strip .


  • Roger, Clango's orange cat. Introduced in strip .


  • Myspace Girl, a hipster who is into marine biology Marine biology

    Marine biology is the scientific study of the plant [i]s, animal [i]s and other organisms that live in t ... 

     for the seahorses, and living the sheltered college life. Engages in witty repartee and has been known to hit on Indie Rock Pete. Introduced in strip .

Minor Robot Characters


  • Johnny Toaster, a toaster Toaster

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     of few words. Introduced in strip .


  • Menace-11, a robot who is even more sinister than Red Robot. Also gay Gay

    Gay is an adjective meaning "carefree", "happy", or "bright and showy"; however in modern usage, gay... 

     and sometimes a cross-dresser Cross-dressing

    Cross-dressing is the act of wearing clothing [i] commonly associated with another gender [i] ... 

     . Introduced in strip .


  • Uncle Grandpa, a Macintosh SE Macintosh SE

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     computer, and Clango's Uncle Grandpa. Once ran for office. Introduced in strip .


  • Torpor, a polite friendly robot who likes to lift things. Torpor is often a target of abuse for Red Robot and Menace-11 , and has been dismantled and rebuilt at least once. Introduced in strip .

Cameos from Other Comics and Fiction


  • DIV from Penny Arcade in strip .


  • Red Robot from Explodingdog in many strips, starting with strip .


  • Roger from When I Grow Up Wigu

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    in strip .


  • Shelley Winters and Fallon Young from Scary Go Round Scary Go Round

    Scary Go Round is a webcomic [i] set in the fictional [i] town of Tackleford [i] ... 

    in strip .


  • Shockwave from Transformers in strip .


  • Tycho from Penny Arcade in strip and .


  • Weedmaster P from Overcompensating in strip .

Cameos from Real People

Diesel Sweeties often shows pixelated versions of real people in the strip. Some of these people include:

  • Richard Belzer Richard Belzer

    Richard Belzer is an American [i] stand up comedian [i], writer [i] and... 

    in strip .


  • Ann Coulter Ann Coulter

    Ann Hart Coulter is an American author [i], columnist [i], and pundit [i]. ... 

    in strip .


  • Glenn Danzig in strip .


  • in strip .


  • Beck Hansen Beck

    Beck Hansen is an American [i] musician [i], songwriter [i] and multi-instrumentalist [i]. ... 

    in strip .


  • Adolf Hitler Adolf Hitler

    Adolf Hitler was Chancellor of Germany [i] from 1933, and Fhrer [i] of Germany [i] from 1934 until h ... 

    in strip and .


  • Richard D. James Aphex Twin

    Aphex Twin is an electronic music [i] artist, credited with pushing forward the genres of techno [i] ... 

    in strip .


  • Xeni Jardin Xeni Jardin

    Xeni Jardin"Behold the wizard of blogs".... 

    in strip .


  • Stan Lee Stan Lee

    Stan Lee is an American [i] writer [i], editor [i], Chairman Emeritus of Marvel Comics [i]... 

    in strip .


  • Scott McCloud Scott McCloud

    Scott McCloud is a cartoonist [i] and a leading popular scholar of comics as a distinct literary and art ... 

    in strip .


  • Ozzy Osbourne Ozzy Osbourne

    Ozzy Osbourne is the lead singer [i] of the pioneering heavy metal [i] band Black Sabbath [i], popular s ... 

    in strip .


  • Jonathan Pater in strip and .


  • Arnold Schwarzenegger Arnold Schwarzenegger

    Arnold Alois Schwarzenegger is an Austrian [i]-born bodybuilder [i], actor [i] and Republican [i]... 

    in strip .


  • Richard Stevens in strip .


  • Corin Tucker Corin Tucker

    Corin Tucker is a singer and guitarist, best known for her work with rock band Sleater-Kinney [i].... 

    in strip .


  • Steve Wozniak Steve Wozniak

    Stephen "Woz" Wozniak is an American [i] computer engineer [i] turned philanthropist [i]. ... 

    in strip and .


  • Jeffrey Zeldman in strip .

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