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Fonejacker is a BAFTA
British Academy Television Awards

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 award-winning British comedy programme broadcast on Channel 4
Channel 4

Channel 4 is a UK Public service broadcasting in the United Kingdom television broadcaster which began transmissions on 2 November 1982. Although commercially self-funded, it is ultimately publicly owned; originally a subsidiary of the Independent Broadcasting Authority , the station is now owned and operated by the #Channel Four Television...
 featuring a series of prank call
Prank call

A prank call, also known as a crank call, is a form of practical joke committed over the telephone. As with all practical jokes, prank calls are generally done for humorous effect....
s involving a number of different characters performed by British Iranian television
Television

Television is a widely used telecommunication mass-media for transmitting and receiving moving , either monochrome or color, usually accompanied by sound....
 actor Kayvan Novak
Kayvan Novak

Kayvan Novak is a British Iranian television actor. He has appeared in British soap opera Family Affairs, medical drama Holby City, spy series Spooks, and most recently as an intelligence officer in the Academy Award-winning film Syriana alongside Matt Damon and George Clooney....
. It first appeared in May 2006, although it did not become a full series until 2007.

The first series began in the UK on 5 July 2007 on Channel 4
Channel 4

Channel 4 is a UK Public service broadcasting in the United Kingdom television broadcaster which began transmissions on 2 November 1982. Although commercially self-funded, it is ultimately publicly owned; originally a subsidiary of the Independent Broadcasting Authority , the station is now owned and operated by the #Channel Four Television...
 and lasted 6 episodes. A second series began on 17 September 2008 on E4, and started on Channel 4
Channel 4

Channel 4 is a UK Public service broadcasting in the United Kingdom television broadcaster which began transmissions on 2 November 1982. Although commercially self-funded, it is ultimately publicly owned; originally a subsidiary of the Independent Broadcasting Authority , the station is now owned and operated by the #Channel Four Television...
 on 6 November 2008.

It won the BAFTA award
British Academy Television Awards

The British Academy Television Awards, also known as the BAFTAs — or, to differentiate them from the British Academy Film Awards, the BAFTA Television Awards — are the most prestigious awards given in the United Kingdom television industry, analogous to the Emmy Awards in the United States....
 for the "Best Comedy Programme" in 2008.

show features a masked prank caller (Kayvan Novak
Kayvan Novak

Kayvan Novak is a British Iranian television actor. He has appeared in British soap opera Family Affairs, medical drama Holby City, spy series Spooks, and most recently as an intelligence officer in the Academy Award-winning film Syriana alongside Matt Damon and George Clooney....
) who phones unsuspecting members of the public under various guises, in an attempt to confuse or wind-up the recipient.






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Fonejacker is a BAFTA
British Academy Television Awards

The British Academy Television Awards, also known as the BAFTAs — or, to differentiate them from the British Academy Film Awards, the BAFTA Television Awards — are the most prestigious awards given in the United Kingdom television industry, analogous to the Emmy Awards in the United States....
 award-winning British comedy programme broadcast on Channel 4
Channel 4

Channel 4 is a UK Public service broadcasting in the United Kingdom television broadcaster which began transmissions on 2 November 1982. Although commercially self-funded, it is ultimately publicly owned; originally a subsidiary of the Independent Broadcasting Authority , the station is now owned and operated by the #Channel Four Television...
 featuring a series of prank call
Prank call

A prank call, also known as a crank call, is a form of practical joke committed over the telephone. As with all practical jokes, prank calls are generally done for humorous effect....
s involving a number of different characters performed by British Iranian television
Television

Television is a widely used telecommunication mass-media for transmitting and receiving moving , either monochrome or color, usually accompanied by sound....
 actor Kayvan Novak
Kayvan Novak

Kayvan Novak is a British Iranian television actor. He has appeared in British soap opera Family Affairs, medical drama Holby City, spy series Spooks, and most recently as an intelligence officer in the Academy Award-winning film Syriana alongside Matt Damon and George Clooney....
. It first appeared in May 2006, although it did not become a full series until 2007.

The first series began in the UK on 5 July 2007 on Channel 4
Channel 4

Channel 4 is a UK Public service broadcasting in the United Kingdom television broadcaster which began transmissions on 2 November 1982. Although commercially self-funded, it is ultimately publicly owned; originally a subsidiary of the Independent Broadcasting Authority , the station is now owned and operated by the #Channel Four Television...
 and lasted 6 episodes. A second series began on 17 September 2008 on E4, and started on Channel 4
Channel 4

Channel 4 is a UK Public service broadcasting in the United Kingdom television broadcaster which began transmissions on 2 November 1982. Although commercially self-funded, it is ultimately publicly owned; originally a subsidiary of the Independent Broadcasting Authority , the station is now owned and operated by the #Channel Four Television...
 on 6 November 2008.

It won the BAFTA award
British Academy Television Awards

The British Academy Television Awards, also known as the BAFTAs — or, to differentiate them from the British Academy Film Awards, the BAFTA Television Awards — are the most prestigious awards given in the United Kingdom television industry, analogous to the Emmy Awards in the United States....
 for the "Best Comedy Programme" in 2008.

Synopsis

The show features a masked prank caller (Kayvan Novak
Kayvan Novak

Kayvan Novak is a British Iranian television actor. He has appeared in British soap opera Family Affairs, medical drama Holby City, spy series Spooks, and most recently as an intelligence officer in the Academy Award-winning film Syriana alongside Matt Damon and George Clooney....
) who phones unsuspecting members of the public under various guises, in an attempt to confuse or wind-up the recipient. The audio is accompanied by on-screen imagery, consisting of pictures of people with their mouths moving in a similar style to Monty Python
Monty Python

Monty Python is a group of six comedians who created Monty Python's Flying Circus, a British television comedy sketch show that first aired on the BBC on October 5, 1969....
 animations in which their mouths move in an up and down motion, in time with the words spoken, or by undercover filming in which Novak is in a street calling a company nearby, usually from inside a public phone booth or from a rickshaw
Rickshaw

Rickshaws are a mode of human-powered transport: a runner draws a two-wheeled cart which seats one or two persons. The word rickshaw came from Asia where they were mainly used as means of transportation for the social elite....
. Occasionally short videos with actors are used instead of images; examples include a sketch where a man is robbing a bank, or one where men in hazmat suit
Hazmat suit

A hazmat suit is a garment worn as protection from hazardous materials or substances. A Hazmat suit is generally combined with breathing apparatus or protection and may be used by firefighters, emergency personnel responding to toxic spills, researchers, or specialists cleaning up contaminated facilities....
s are removing a pigeon from a bank vault. Novak is always seen wearing a red and white balaclava (black in the Pilot) and sunglasses. In a new pilot for series 2, he is seen wearing a woolly hat with the initials G.P.R. and a black Mitre
Mitre Sports International

Established in Huddersfield in 1817, Mitre Sports International is a supplier of balls, boots, and accessories for football, rugby, netball, and cricket....
 Premier League coat. Although Novak's appearance is not seen as the Fonejacker, he appears during Mr Doovdé's calls as a model advertising various items.

Each episode begins with the definition of the word "fonejack", being to seize control of a telephone conversation by farce esp. to divert it from reason and logic, usually followed by Novak calling Directory Enquiries
Directory assistance

In telecommunications, directory assistance or directory enquiries is a phone service used to find out a specific telephone number and / or address of a House or business....
 as Mr Doovdé on an American pay phone. The rooftop where the pre-title sequence fonejack takes place is on top of Guy's Hospital
Guy's Hospital

Guy's Hospital is a large National Health Service hospital in the London Borough of Southwark in south east London, England. It is administratively a part of Guy's and St Thomas' NHS Foundation Trust....
, in Central London.

The final episode of the first series revealed that Novak does not inform all victims that their calls were pranks. Two separate victims had made contact with Novak for the second time both reporting calls. One called Novak back after being fonejacked by George Agdgdwngo, where he guised himself as Terry Tibbs, and the second incident occurred when a detective character rang a man informing him of an African scammer (George), and "coincidentally" the man reported a call from George. This also implies that not all calls are broadcast, as the people had not been seen in previous episodes. This was further established when on Soccer AM
Soccer AM

Soccer AM is a United Kingdom Saturday-morning football show presented by Helen Chamberlain and Max Rushden. It has been broadcast on Sky Sports each Saturday morning of the football season since 1995 between 0900 and 1200 and recently broadcast its 500th episode....
, Kayvan was interviewed on the show, and revealed that he tried a prank with Kidderminster Harriers in the guise of Terry Tibbs, but as the prank did not work due to the chairman being unavailable, the call was not broadcast.

Broadcast

The show began as a pilot for Comedy Lab
Comedy Lab

Comedy Lab is a United Kingdom television series which showcases pilots of experimental comedy shows. Series have been aired irregularly on Channel 4 since 1998....
, a Channel 4
Channel 4

Channel 4 is a UK Public service broadcasting in the United Kingdom television broadcaster which began transmissions on 2 November 1982. Although commercially self-funded, it is ultimately publicly owned; originally a subsidiary of the Independent Broadcasting Authority , the station is now owned and operated by the #Channel Four Television...
 show that showcases new comic talent, in 2006. After much popularity, it was given a six-part series in October 2006 which was initially intended for broadcast on E4 in April in the following year. It was also given a Christmas special that was broadcast on 25 December 2006 entitled Fonejacker's Christmas Message which was a five-minute short version of the pilot. The end of the show displayed Fonejacker: Coming April 2007 - Don't Pick Up The Phone.

In March, a teaser trailer started to air on Channel 4 and E4, which consisted of clips of the pilot put together into a thirty second advert, ending with e4.com/fonejacker, which redirected users to the Fonejacker MySpace
MySpace

MySpace is a social network service website with an interactive, user-submitted network of friends, personal profiles, blogs, groups, photos, music, and videos for teenagers and adults internationally....
 page. However, for undisclosed reasons, the show was put on hold, and wasn't aired in April. New trailers aired in June which saw the Fonejacker in his own flat performing various calls, and a television tuned into the news reporting "new sightings of the Fonejacker". The advert ended with the catchphrase "Don't Pick Up The Phone" and finished with the same E4 website. This was followed a couple of days after by a newer alternative advert.

Hours before the show's first broadcast, Novak called into Big Brother's Little Brother
List of Big Brother (UK) shows

This is a complete list of shows about and relating to Big Brother .=Current shows=...
 as Terry Tibbs, talking to contestant Johnathan about distinctive eyebrows. However, there was no mention of Fonejacker as presenter Dermot O'Leary
Dermot O'Leary

Dermot O'Leary is a presenter of radio presenter and television presenter, best known for presenting Big Brother's Little Brother and, currently, The X Factor ....
 seemed puzzled. As part of the advertising for the show, "Fonejacker Tonight 10.30" was displayed throughout the night under E4's on-screen graphic.

A 2007 Christmas special was broadcast on 20 December 2007 and a second series for 2008 was commissioned.

Series 1 is currently being broadcast in New Zealand on C4 at 9:30 pm every Thursday, and in Australia on Channel V
Channel V

Channel [V] is the brand name for multiple international music television networks owned by STAR TV....
 at 10:00 pm (also on Thursdays) and 6:00 pm on Sundays. Sweden and America are also due to broadcast the shows in 2008.

DVD releases

FoneJacker Series 1: The DVD of the first series of Fonejacker was released on 8 October 2007 and includes features such as behind the scenes, outtakes and character interviews. It also includes the pilot episode and the E4 Christmas Message.

Fonejacker Series 2: The DVD of the second series released on 27 October 2008 and includes an interview with Kayvan Novak, unseen footage, E4 Christmas Special Episode and commentaries.

A "Fonejacker Series 1 and 2" box set has also been released. It was released on the same date as Series 2.

Other appearances

Kayvan Novak had two interviews under the cover of his characters on the night show of Kerrang Radio, and then for what was believed to be a UK first, spoke out of character about various things.

On Saturday 6 September 2008 he also appeared on Sky Sports
Sky Sports

Sky Sports is the brand name for a group of sports-oriented television channels operated by the UK's main satellite television pay-TV company, BSkyB....
 football show Soccer AM
Soccer AM

Soccer AM is a United Kingdom Saturday-morning football show presented by Helen Chamberlain and Max Rushden. It has been broadcast on Sky Sports each Saturday morning of the football season since 1995 between 0900 and 1200 and recently broadcast its 500th episode....
.

On Monday 15 September 2008 he appeared on Kiss 100
Kiss 100 London

Kiss 100 is a radio station broadcasting to London on 100.0 MHz FM specialising in hip hop music, R&B, Mainstream Urban and dance music. It also broadcasts on Digital radio in the United Kingdom in other parts of the UK on Digital audio broadcasting and nationally on Freeview , Sky Digital and Tiscali TV....
 radio station.

On Thursday November 13 2008 Kayvan Novak appeared on the E4 show 8 out of 10 Cats
8 Out of 10 Cats

8 out of 10 Cats is a television comedy panel game made by Zeppotron for Channel 4. It was first broadcast on 3 June 2005. The show is based on statistics and opinion polls, and draws on polls produced by a variety of organisations and new polls commissioned for the programme, carried out by company Harris Interactive....


On Sunday December 28 2008, Kayvan as the Fonejacker wearing his trademark balaclava provided on video the answer to a question, regarding Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson

Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson is an English people Presenter and journalist who specialises in motoring. He is best known for his role on the BBC Television show Top Gear along with co-presenters Richard Hammond and James May....
 publishing his bank account details in a newspaper, on the Channel 4 show The Big Fat Quiz of the Year
The Big Fat Quiz of the Year

The Big Fat Quiz of the Year is an annual United Kingdom television programme broadcast on the last Sunday of the year on Channel 4. The show takes the form of a game show, with three teams of celebrities asked questions relating to the events of the current year....
.

Characters

There are many characters on Fonejacker, some who make multiple appearances, below is a list of the characters that have appeared on the show so far:

Recurring


  • Mr Doovdé is a camel riding aficionado of electrical goods who believes that acronyms and initialisms are how the goods are spelt and not pronounced and, as a result, he mistakes them for pronounceable words, e.g. 'Hoomv' (HMV
    HMV

    His Master's Voice is a famous trademark in the music business, and for many years was the name of a large record label. The name was coined in 1899 as the title of a painting of the dog Nipper listening to a wind-up phonograph....
    ), 'Doovdé' (DVD
    DVD

    DVD, also known as "Digital Versatile Disc" or "Digital Video Disc,"is a popular optical disc data storage device media format. Its main uses are video and data storage....
    ), 'Joovc' (JVC
    JVC

    , usually referred to as JVC, is an international consumer and professional electronics corporation based in Yokohama, Japan which was founded in 1927....
    ), 'Poospé' (PSP
    PlayStation Portable

    The PlayStation Portable is a handheld game console manufactured and marketed by Sony Computer Entertainment. Development of the console was first announced during History of E3#During the Rise of Online Gaming , and it was unveiled on May 11, 2004 at a Sony press conference before E3 2004....
    ), 'Lukeda Tuv' (LCD TV), 'Puss 2/3' (PS2
    PlayStation 2

    The PlayStation 2 is a History of video game consoles video game console manufactured by Sony. The successor to the PlayStation, and the predecessor to the PlayStation 3, the PlayStation 2 forms part of the PlayStation of video game consoles....
     and PS3
    PlayStation 3

    The PlayStation 3 is the third home video game console produced by Sony Computer Entertainment, and the successor to the PlayStation 2 as part of the PlayStation ....
    ), 'Dhuss' (DS
    Nintendo DS

    The is a dual-screen handheld game console developed and manufactured by Nintendo. It was released in 2004 in video gaming in Canada, the United States, and Japan....
    ) Hühp (HP), Ibim (IBM
    IBM

    International Business Machines Corporation, abbreviated IBM and nicknamed "Big Blue" , is a multinational corporation computer technology and consulting corporation headquartered in Armonk, New York, New York, United States....
    ), Üsb, which is pronounced as "Oosb"(USB), Voocré (VCR) & Vhurs (VHS
    VHS

    The Video Home System, better known by its abbreviation VHS, is a recording and playing standard developed by JVC and launched in Europe and Asia in September 1976, and the United States in June 1977....
    ) . At the beginning of most episodes, he phones Directory Enquiries
    118 118 (UK)

    118 118 is a UK directory enquiries provider assisting customers with telephone numbers and information based in Cardiff.The service is provided by The Number UK Ltd, a wholly owned subsidiary of US directory enquiries provider, Knowledge Generation Bureau , whose company motto is "know more"....
     and asks for places in the same way as he does for the electrical goods. Examples that have been shown so far are: 'Duhfs' (DFS
    DFS

    DFS can mean several things....
    ), 'Pük World' (PC World
    PC World (retailer)

    PC World is one of Britain's largest chains of mass-market computer superstores. It is part of DSG International plc . PC World operates under the brand name PC City in Spain, Italy and Sweden....
    ), 'Doovlah' (DVLA) , 'Duhul' (DHL
    DHL

    DHL Express , is a division of Deutsche Post World Net providing international express mail services....
    ) , 'Bup' (BP
    BP

    BP plc , is the third largest global energy corporation, a multinational corporation oil company with headquarters in London. The company is among the largest private sector energy corporations in the world, and one of the six "supermajors" ....
    ) , 'Büzm' (BSM
    BSM

    BSM may refer to:*Bachelor of Science in Management*Baltimore Streetcar Museum, in Baltimore, Maryland, USA*Band Sergeant Major, a warrant officer appointment in the British Army...
    ) , and Nukuhp (NCP
    NCP

    NCP can mean either:Naikbeen Control Panel* www.ncp.af* www.afghost.net* www.naikbeen.net* www.nbafghan.com* National Car Parks in the UK....
    ) . In the E4 Christmas Message, he asks about putting the 'hututupuh' (http) and woo.hoomv.co.uhk (www.hmv.co.uk). He also asked an electrical salesman if the TV he was enquiring about was "ready for de hood?" (HD Ready
    HD ready

    HD ready concerns the abilities of television receivers to display high-definition television pictures. The term has had official use in Europe since January 2005 when, EICTA announced the requirements for the label....
    ), and called about flying to the 'Oosa' (USA). As he tells the salepeople what he wants, Japanese, Indian or Bollywood-style adverts appear on screen that features Kayvan Novak
    Kayvan Novak

    Kayvan Novak is a British Iranian television actor. He has appeared in British soap opera Family Affairs, medical drama Holby City, spy series Spooks, and most recently as an intelligence officer in the Academy Award-winning film Syriana alongside Matt Damon and George Clooney....
     himself. He appears to be riding his camel in front of inner-city Jerusalem. On some occasions he has also been used to phone various places asking the name of a tune (e.g., phoning a hotel to ask what music was played in the bar). He then sings the tune to the person on the phone, though due to his accent the tune sounds like an Arabian song. These segments are done using live action and a hidden camera, as opposed to animation like when he phones direct enquiries or stores.


First Appearance: Comedy Lab Pilot

  • Jéan-Pierre is a French man who appeared twice on the Comedy Lab Pilot, phoning a car Company to put a deposit on the "Phantom" Rolls-Royce car, only to have phone problems while he reveals his details. He calls back later in the episode, but has problems again.


Appearances: Comedy Lab Pilot

  • George Agdgdgwngo (pronounced Ag-dug-a-dug-gwengo) is a very polite African Ugandan
    Uganda

    The Republic of Uganda is a landlocked country in East Africa. It is bordered on the east by Kenya, on the north by Sudan, on the west by the Democratic Republic of the Congo, on the southwest by Rwanda, and on the south by Tanzania....
     scammer
    Advance fee fraud

    An advance-fee fraud is a confidence trick in which the target is persuaded to advance sums of money in the hope of realizing a significantly larger gain....
     from the Republic of Agdgdgwngo
    Uganda

    The Republic of Uganda is a landlocked country in East Africa. It is bordered on the east by Kenya, on the north by Sudan, on the west by the Democratic Republic of the Congo, on the southwest by Rwanda, and on the south by Tanzania....
    . He opens nearly every conversation with "Goooooood afternoon sir/madam" and seems to believe that all electronically stored bank account money in fact physically exists in personal vaults. He tries to obtain people's bank account details in a variety of ways, such as needing the details to obtain access to a bank vault due to it being steam cleaned or decorated for Christmas
    Christmas

    Christmas , also referred to as Christmas Day, is an annual holiday celebrated on December 25 that commemorates the birth of Jesus. The day marks the beginning of the larger season of Christmastide, which lasts Twelve Days of Christmas....
    , a man suffering cardiac arrest inside or to remove a Ugandan pigeon. He claims to be a representative of several companies including Money Removal Plc, Bank Festive Redistribution Plc., Eastern Union (a word play on Western Union
    Western Union

    The Western Union Company is a financial services and communications company based in the United States. Its North American headquarters is at Englewood, Colorado, and its international marketing and commercial services headquarters are in Montvale, New Jersey....
    , often used by scammers) Money Transfer and British Gas
    British Gas

    British Gas is the name of several companies*British Gas plc the former gas monopoly in the United Kingdom and its successor companies....
    . He is usually unsuccessful in obtaining people's details, believing one man's sort code
    Sort Code

    A sort code is a number which is assigned to a branch of a bank for internal purposes. Banks use sort codes as it is easier than writing the full address of the branch out and it tells customers which branch they are at....
     was "fuck off". One man did give a number, although it appeared to be him reading the lottery numbers out of a newspaper and the answer to his security question was "Jimmy Savile
    Jimmy Savile

    Sir James Wilson Vincent Savile Order of the British Empire, Order of St. Gregory the Great , commonly known as Jimmy Savile , is an England DJ, actor and media personality, best known for his BBC television show Jim'll Fix It, and for being the first and last presenter of the long-running BBC chart show Top of the Pops....
    ", who he claimed was his uncle. Another method George uses is to tell people they have won a cash prize or CPM aka "Cash Prize Monies!" that needs to be transferred to their bank account, but it is always a very small sum of money. George gives the amount in Ugandan Dollars before converting to sterling
    Pound sterling

    ----The pound sterling , subdivided into 100 pence , is the currency of the United Kingdom, its Crown dependency and the British Overseas Territories of South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands and British Antarctic Territory....
     using his 70s computer, which is next to a photo of Chris Eubank
    Chris Eubank

    Chris Eubank is a retired boxer and English celebrity who held the WBO Middleweight and Super Middleweight titles. He was world champion for over five years and undefeated as a middleweight....
    , although this was later replaced with Robert Mugabe
    Robert Mugabe

    Robert Gabriel Mugabe is the List of Presidents of Zimbabwe of Zimbabwe. He has held power as the head of government since 1980, as Prime Minister of Zimbabwe from 1980 to 1987, and as the first executive head of state since 1987....
     along with George being pictured inside a security hut wearing a suit as opposed to an African hair salon wearing traditional African dress. The fictional 'Ugandan Dollar' supposedly trades at about 4900 per British pound
    Pound sterling

    ----The pound sterling , subdivided into 100 pence , is the currency of the United Kingdom, its Crown dependency and the British Overseas Territories of South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands and British Antarctic Territory....
    . (In reality, the currency of Uganda, the Ugandan Shilling
    Ugandan shilling

    The Shilling is the currency of Uganda. Technically, the shilling is subdivided into 100 cents but no subdivisions have been issued since the revaluation of the shilling in 1987....
    , trades at about 1900 per British pound
    Pound sterling

    ----The pound sterling , subdivided into 100 pence , is the currency of the United Kingdom, its Crown dependency and the British Overseas Territories of South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands and British Antarctic Territory....
    .) George works for Terry Tibbs Motor Group as a security guard and still conducts scams during work, to Tibbs' annoyance. He often opens with the line "Good morning/afternoon/evening sir/madam!" regardless of who answers the phone or time of day. He is wanted by the Zimbabwe
    Zimbabwe

    Zimbabwe , is a landlocked country located in the southern part of the continent of Africa, between the Zambezi and Limpopo River rivers. It is bordered by South Africa to the south, Botswana to the southwest, Zambia to the northwest and Mozambique to the east....
     telephone fraud prevention unit. When asked by a victim how the money he has been rebated will be sent to them, he explains that it is transferred electronically ("wired") to them directly by his Cousin Benson. Cousin Benson is portrayed by a real actor when he appears on-screen, whereas George himself is an animated illustration. He is apparentley 6"4 in Detective Horace Von Khute's telephone identity parade.


First Appearance: Comedy Lab Pilot

  • Mr Miggins is a confused OAP who made his début asking about a Genie who popped out of a brass lamp, whose appearance has now changed, and is now as confused as the person on the other end of the phone line. In episode 6, it is revealed Mr Miggins' first name is Michael. He is not seen in Series 2.


First Appearance: Comedy Lab Pilot

  • Brian Bedonde is a man who has a speech impediment where everything he says ends up starting with the letter 'B'. His accent is like art critic Brian Sewell. The impediment is prevented if Brian takes medication. Brian has made a call before without his speech affecting the call, when he rang a restaurant to ask about his blind date. It was also revealed that Brian is in fact homosexual in the same call.


First Appearance: 2006 Christmas Message

  • Donald Donaldson is a posh sounding bisexual gentleman who phones hotel receptions and security guards asking for sexual favours from males. He does have a wife and believes she is cheating on him. He is believed to enjoy champagne, nibbles, and 'fucking like rabbits'.


First Appearance: Series 1 Episode 1

  • Terry Tibbs is a car salesman who calls various sellers about items on offer, and drives a hard bargain. He is a caricature of Cockney Geezers, and an ageing Spiv. He begins his phone calls with a description of the item in question, and then uses his catchphrase "talk to me" e.g. "Italian Fireplace, talk to me". He never actually makes a deal, as he often ends his phone calls with a low offer and "Thank you and goodnight - much love", although sometimes he makes an extremely high offer, confusing the person he is talking to. He can often be heard between and during sketches saying other catchphrases such as: "She's a feisty one isn't she", "That's why they call me Terry Tibbs", "Beautiful Car, Beautiful", "Do something for fuck's sake!!" and "Hang about love". Items he has tried to buy include wooden ladders for Russian gentlemen and Maserati 3200s. It is indicated at one point that George Agdgdgwngo is his security guard. In many of Terry's phone calls, he usually mentions Siberia
    Siberia

    Siberia , is the name given to the vast region constituting almost all of North Asia and for the most part currently serving as the massive central and eastern portion of the Russian Federation, having served in the same capacity previously for the Soviet Union from its beginning, and the Russian Empire beginning in the 16th century....
    . During the calls themselves a series of pictures appear connected to what Terry is talking about. He is apparantley only 5"0 in Detective Horace Von Khute's telephone identity parade.


First Appearance: Series 1 Episode 1

  • The Mouse is a smart rodent who requires the regular help from local services, such as a vet because he's been poisoned after eating some cheese with green powder on it, or an exterminator to take care of a cat that ate his mother, father, brother and his cousin from the country. He is also an Oasis
    Oasis (band)

    Oasis are an English rock music band that formed in Manchester in 1991. Originally known as "The Rain", the group was formed by Liam Gallagher , Paul Arthurs , Paul McGuigan and Tony McCarroll , who were soon joined by Liam's older brother Noel Gallagher ....
     tribute artist playing on northbound platform 4 of Oxford Circus tube station
    Oxford Circus tube station

    Oxford Circus is a London Underground station serving Oxford Circus at the junction of Regent Street and Oxford Street, with entrances on all four corners of the intersection....
     and treats cheese
    Cheese

    Cheese is a food consisting of proteins and fat from milk, usually the milk of cattle, Water Buffalo, goats, or sheep's milk. It is produced by Coagulation of the milk protein casein....
     as if it were pornography
    Pornography

    Pornography or porn is the explicit depiction of sexual subject matter with the sole intention of sexually exciting the viewer. It is to a certain extent similar to erotica, which is the use of sexually arousing imagery....
    . At the end of every one of his sketches, he dies or it is implied that he will die.


First Appearance: Series 1 Episode 1

  • Jafooly alias, The Beatboxer is a man who phones a company or shop and beatboxes to give details confusing the 'victim' . These pranks are done using a hidden camera instead of animation.


First Appearance: Series 1 Episode 1

  • Sajnu alias, ISP Man or Mr Broadbandings is an Indian man who works in a call centre
    Call centre

    File:An Indian call center.jpgA call centre or call center is a centralised office used for the purpose of receiving and transmitting a large volume of requests by telephone....
     in India for Internet Service Providings, a highly-priced ISP that promises "42 megabytings" data speed and "a better dealings than your current dealings". He also works for Mobile Network Providings, Digital Multichannel Receivings and Internet Relationship Providings. His main excuse for his persistence is "I got family to feed." In the third episode of Season 2, he reveals that his name is Sajnu.


First Appearance: Series 1 Episode 1

  • Mike is a Northern Irish
    Northern Ireland

    conventional_long_name = Northern Ireland|native_name= Tuaisceart ?ireannNorlin Airlann|motto =|image_map = Europe location N-IRL2.png...
     tele-salesman who calls on the behalf of rudely named companies asking the victim questions about things such as their personal life or the tragic plight of the wrinkled ball sack. He is not seen in Series 2.


First Appearance: Series 1 Episode 1

  • The Flat/Ticket Line is an "automated" service for people wanting to buy or rent properties around the country. Callers are usually unsuccessful in their efforts as the service selects the incorrect properties. At the start of the conversation, the 'automated' service will usually make a "beep" to allow the caller to speak, but towards the end of conversations, delays the beep until the person actually speaks, forcing them into repeating the same word. One person did manage to select the correct property, only to have the service malfunction totally, saying it has been rented. This is the only time people have phoned the Fonejacker, rather than the other way around, aside from Episode Six of Series 1 where Terry Tibbs was seen to receive a phone call. The photo of the Flat Line representative is hollywood film actor James Mason
    James Mason

    James Neville Mason was a three-time Academy Award-nominated British People actor who attained stardom in both United Kingdom and United States films....
    , the voice also bears a striking similarity. The fictional service, has twice been selling tickets under the name "Ticket Line".


First Appearance as the Flat Line: Series 1 Episode 1 First Appearance as the Ticket Line: Series 2 Episode 2

  • The Chinese DVD Gang and their leader Charlie Wong are a group of illegal, obese Chinese students who attempt to film films in cinemas and sell as DVDs. Charlie Wong is the only member of the gang that speaks on the phone. He often says "You want buy DVD?". One of the members of the gang also claimed to be a Chinese Samuel L. Jackson
    Samuel L. Jackson

    Samuel Leroy Jackson is an United States film and television actor. Jackson came to fame in the early 1990s, after a series of well-reviewed performances, and has since become a major film star and cultural icon, having appeared in a large number of high-grossing films....
     lookalike.


First Appearance: Series 1 Episode 2

  • The Manager is the head of the Indian telesales companies Internet Service Providings and Mobile Network Providings. He only appears if the victims Mr Broadbandings calls, request to be put through to him if they are not happy with Mr Broadbandings' actions. He is always seen in his office, in which the Taj Mahal
    Taj Mahal

    The Taj Mahal is a mausoleum located in Agra, India, built by Mughal Empire list of Mughal emperors Shah Jahan in memory of his favorite wife, Mumtaz Mahal....
     can be seen though the window behind him. While talking to the customer, a series of adverts appear based on the company in the same way with Mr Broadbandings. He believes that 'The customer is not right, he is talking bloody bollocks'. He is not involved in any of Mr Broadbandings' calls in Series 2.


First Appearance: Series 1 Episode 3

  • Criminal Dave is a bank robber
    Bank robbery

    This article is about the crime of Bank robbery. According to the Federal Bureau of Investigation's Uniform Crime Reporting Program, robbery is, "the taking or attempting to take anything of value from the care, custody, or control of a person or persons by force or threat of force or violence and/or by putting the victim in fear." By contras...
     who usually has quite large serious flaws in his plans. For example he attempts to schedule a get-away in a minicab and to arrange for a locksmith to open the bank's safe. He is not seen in Series 2.


First Appearance: Series 1 Episode 3

  • Detective Horace Von Khute is a telephone fraud prevention officer from Zimbabwe
    Zimbabwe

    Zimbabwe , is a landlocked country located in the southern part of the continent of Africa, between the Zambezi and Limpopo River rivers. It is bordered by South Africa to the south, Botswana to the southwest, Zambia to the northwest and Mozambique to the east....
    , and is known to ask victims questions pertaining to a previous prank call. He speaks in a hushed, gravelly, South African
    South African English

    South African English is a dialect of English language spoken in South Africa and in neighbouring countries with a large number of Anglo-Africans living in them, such as Botswana, Namibia, Zimbabwe and Lesotho....
     tone. Also, Detective Horace has an unusually long telephone number, making it hard to give and confirm that it is correct. His office uses an assortment of old, outdated equipment to track fraudsters (possibly a reference to Zimbabwe's current economic crisis
    Economy of Zimbabwe

    The economy of Zimbabwe is collapsing under the weight of economic mismanagement, resulting in 94% unemployment and spiraling hyperinflation. The economy poorly transitioned in recent years, deteriorating from one of Africa's strongest economies to the world's worst....
    ) His most wanted criminal is George Agdgdgwngo. He is not seen in Series 2.


First Appearance: Series 1 Episode 5

  • Dufrais Constantinople is a complaining Jewish man (he is sometimes pictured wearing a yarmulke) who calls a electric fence company to ask if it will stop the kids from next door from kicking the ball into his garden; he also calls a P.I and asks why he is being followed only to enter into argument, and also the Met Office about an incorrect newspaper report of the weather. He gives his name in two of his three calls, by spelling it out using words by saying "D for Donald, U for up, F for Friday, R for raspberry, A for apple, I for is and S for stratosphere", with D once being for "Derrick". He always struggles to find a word starting with S, claiming his mind has gone blank.


First Appearance: Series 2 Episode 1

  • Mendoza is a Russian man, who phones people who he wants to hire in order to hold an orgy
    Orgy

    An orgy was a secret Cult congregation at nighttime in Ancient Greek religion, overseen by an orgiophant ....
    , which he does not reveal at first to the "victims", until later on. He calls the orgys "an event" beforehand, always has a drummer present, and people wearing masks.


First Appearance: Series 2 Episode 2

  • Steve a young scouse
    Scouse

    File:Mersey.svgScouse is the accent and dialect of English language found in the city of Liverpool, and in some adjoining urban areas of Merseyside, mainly The Wirral, often known as woolyback or posh scouse, due to several differences in speech patterns and pronunciation, but also in the new town areas of Runcorn and Skelmersdale....
     male, with a remarkable similarity to Steven Gerrard
    Steven Gerrard

    Steven George Gerrard, Order of the British Empire is an England association football who plays for English Premier League club Liverpool F.C. and the England national football team....
    , who phones from a prison
    Prison

    A prison, penitentiary, or correctional facility is a place in which individuals are physically confined or internment and usually deprived of a range of personal Freedom ....
     about different jobs, such as babysitting or as a chef at an airport restaurant, stating he has experience with the jobs such as caring for his drug addict sisters children and cooking in the prison kitchen.


First Appearance: Series 2 Episode 3

  • Janec is a Polish man who has moved from his homeland of Poland to Glasgow
    Glasgow

    Glasgow is the largest city in Scotland and List of largest United Kingdom settlements by population in the United Kingdom. The city is situated on the River Clyde in the country's Scottish Lowlands....
     in Scotland, and lives in a bedsit with his other friends also from his homeland. Janec makes many calls applying for jobs, and once rang up a neighbour asking him to leave his phone near his TV, so they can hear it "like a radio", as they don't have one themselves. He was commissioned to create the sound effects for a fictional Polish game show, supermarket announcement tannoys, the fasten seatbelt tone on Polish airlines and action scene music for a film, with all these played on a "Poland
    Roland Corporation

    is a Japanese manufacturer of electronic musical instruments, electronic equipment and software. It was founded by Ikutaro Kakehashi in Osaka on April 18, 1972, with ?33 million in capital....
    " keyboard. He once called a modeling agency asking to be a model. In that episode, he refers to himself being Ukrainian, despite saying he recorded music for a Polish game show


First Appearance: Series 2 Episode 3

One-off


  • Criminal (name unknown) is a criminal who called a man for a getaway driver to rob a bank.


Appearance: Comedy Lab Pilot

  • Alan is a man who called a rickshaw driver to pick him up from terminal 4 of Heathrow airport.


Appearance: Comedy Lab Pilot

  • Man with a broken tooth style of talking (name unknown) is a man asking to see a dentist, but then unknown to the receptionist he asks to perform some love acts on her, but she thinks he is still making an appointment. The Fonejacker had his mouth full whilst making this call.


Appearance: Comedy Lab Pilot.

  • Welsh Man (name unknown) A man with a Welsh accent claiming to have lost both of his thumbs in a freak baking accident calling a mobile phone shop to enquire about the best mobile phone for him.


Appearance: Series 1 Episode 1

  • Roger Barker is a posh English man with telephone problems who attempts to buy a Bentley.


Appearance: Series 1 Episode 3

  • BT Engineer A BT engineer calling a book shop checking to see if their phone line is "crackly".


Appearance: Series 1 Episode 4

  • Bijan is a foreign man who is seen riding a motorbike. He called a paparazzi service whilst chasing David Beckham
    David Beckham

    David Robert Joseph Beckham Order of the British Empire is an England association football who currently plays in midfielder for Italy Serie A club A.C....
     and offered pictures and videos of him.


Appearance: Series 1 Episode 4

  • Vishka Vishkovski is a Russian circus act whose act involves an 'amazing dancing bear on the hot coals'. He phones up a circus agency to ask for a job, often repeating his name and act several times.


Appearance: Series 1 Episode 5

  • Hospitalised Man (name unknown) A hospitalised man on a breathing machine calling a company for life insurance, only to die during the call.


Appearance: Series 1 Episode 6

  • Restaurant owner A restaurant owner calling a phone that supposedly belongs to a waiter named Antonio, it is answered by a man who found it in his dustcart, the Restaurant owner asks why he is late for work.


Appearance: Series 2 Episode 1

  • Stanley is a young boy who phoned a model shop from his school, asking the shop for "Hornby Railways
    Hornby Railways

    Hornby Railways is the leading brand of model railway in the United Kingdom. Its roots date back to 1901, when founder Frank Hornby received a patent for his Meccano construction toy....
    " train sets and figures, some of which do not exist, for example: "Depwessed people who stand on the twack waiting to be killed".


Appearance: Series 2 Episode 1

  • Barry Childs is a man trying to book a magic act. Initially the act sounds keen until he learns that his close contact magic will be likely to provoke a violent response from the offenders, and that several previous bookings (including clown) were assaulted, after which the act politely declines.


Appearance: Series 2 Episode 1

  • Rodriguez The Cuban Hair Louse and his wife Maria A human hair louse who calls a school and asks if there student has a nurse who checks the children for lice.


Appearance: Series 2 Episode 2

  • Dan, the Soldier in Afghanistan A man phoning a florist in order to send his mother some flowers with a card. The Fonejacker uses a CD in an electrical shop which plays battleground effects, so it sounds like he's telephoning from the Afghanistan war.


Appearance: Series 2 Episode 3

  • Jimmy Jon is a bisexual Australian man who is given a call back from a man he telephoned earlier in the day, only to miss the call. When he gets back to him he tells him he is interested in buying a bed he has for sale, only to make sexual references informing the caller what he wants to do with the bed.


Appearance: Series 2 Episode 3

  • Steve's Guv is a man who Steve, when calling about an au pair position, passes the phone onto. He has a talk with the woman Steve was talking to, and later tells him he didn't get the position.


Appearance: Series 2 Episode 3

  • Iraqi Man (Name unknown) An Iraqi man phoning the British Army in an attempt to join them, but is told Iraq is not a commonwealth country.


Appearance: Series 2 Episode 4

  • Posh Man (Name unknown) A posh man phoning a scrap yard trying to get another man's car scrapped, as the owner has been having sex with his wife.


Appearance: Series 2 Episode 4

  • Scottish Man (Name unknown) A man phoning direct enqires requesting a telephone number to try and track down his ex girlfriend.


Appearance: Series 2 Episode 5

  • Andrew is a character who is very similar to Roger Barker in terms of telephone problems.


Appearance: Series 2 Episode 5

  • The Gerbil an overweight rodent with a Scottish accent. He looks and sounds quite similar to the Mouse but survives his sketch.


Appearance: Series 2 Episode 6

Jimmy

Jimmy is a Guatemala
Guatemala

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n man working for the "Juicee Juice Company". He is not seen in any of the episodes, but is seen on the Series 1 DVD cover on the bottom between Bijan and Mr Miggins. His only call can be found on the Unseen Material section of the Series 2 DVD. this is the only character so far to have been seen only on a Fonejacker DVD release and not in the actual Series itself.

Catchphrases


Fonejacker has many well-known catchphrases. Some of the best-known catchphrases are as follows:

Mr Doovdé:
  • "Hello, yes."
  • "Do you sell the pink Poospé?"
  • "I wanted to check some prices for your Doovdé"


George Adgdgdwngo:
  • "Goooooood afternoon sir/madam!"
  • "It is totally innocent"
  • "So if I could just take your bank account details and sort code, and we can wire you the monies directly"


Brian Bedonde:
  • "Bughtybungbung"


Donald Donaldson:
  • "You'd like that, wouldn't you?"


Terry Tibbs:
  • "(Name of item), talk to me"
  • "Sell me!"
  • "Thank you goodnight - much love"
  • "She's a feisty one isn't she"
  • "That's why they call me Terry Tibbs"
  • "Beautiful Car, Beautiful"
  • "Do something for fuck's sake!!"
  • "Hang about love"


The Mouse:
  • "I'm a mouse"
  • "I'm the talented one"


Sajnu alias, Mr. Broadbandings:
  • using "ings" at the end of most words where it is not appropriate.
  • "It's a better dealings than your current dealings"


Mike:
  • Good afternoon ma'am, my name is Mike, I'm calling from (rude name of company)."
  • "Great!"


The Flat/Ticket Line:
  • The "boop" noise the service makes during calls.


The Chinese DVD gang and their leader Charlie Wong:
  • "You want buy DVD?"
  • "It's not irregal!"
  • "Film film from back of cinema"


Episodes


The first standalone series started on 5 July 2007. Due to its popularity, it was repeated on Channel 4
Channel 4

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 from 7 September 2007. A Christmas Special was then aired in December 20 2007, with a second series airing from September 18 - October 22 2008.

External links

  • official site on e4.com