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Vic Reeves Big Night Out was a cult
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 British
United Kingdom

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 comedy
Comedy

Comedy as a popular meaning, is any humorous discourse generally intended to amuse, especially in television, film, and stand-up comedy. This must be carefully distinguished from its academic definition, namely the comic theatre, whose Western culture origins are found in Ancient Greece....
 stage
Stage (theatre)

In theatre, the stage is a designated space for the performance of theatrical productions. The stage serves as a space for actors or performers and a focal point for the members of the audience....
 show and later TV
Television

Television is a widely used telecommunication mass-media for transmitting and receiving moving , either monochrome or color, usually accompanied by sound....
 series which ran on Channel 4
Channel 4

Channel 4 is a UK Public service broadcasting in the United Kingdom television broadcaster which began transmissions on 2 November 1982. Although commercially self-funded, it is ultimately publicly owned; originally a subsidiary of the Independent Broadcasting Authority , the station is now owned and operated by the #Channel Four Television...
 for two series in 1990 and 1991, as well as a New Year special. It marked the beginnings of the collaboration between Vic Reeves
Vic Reeves

Vic Reeves is an England comedian, best known for his double act with Bob Mortimer . He is known for his surrealism and non sequitur sense of humour....
 (real name Jim Moir) and Bob Mortimer
Bob Mortimer

Robert "Bob" Renwick Mortimer is a United Kingdom comedian and actor, who is best known for his double act with Vic Reeves . He owns the independent production company Pett Productions with Vic Reeves and Lisa Clark....
 and started their Vic and Bob
Vic and Bob

Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer , more commonly known simply as Vic and Bob or Reeves & Mortimer, are a British comedy double act....
 comedy double act
Double act

A double act, also known as a comedy duo, is a comic device in which humor is derived from the uneven relationship between two partners, usually of the same gender, age, ethnic origin, and profession, but drastically different personalities....
.

The show was later acknowledged as a seminal force in British comedy
British comedy

British Comedy, in film, radio and television, is known for its consistently quirky characters, plots and settings, and has produced some of the most famous and memorable comic actors and characters in the last fifty years....
 throughout the 1990s and which continues to the present day.






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Vic Reeves Big Night Out was a cult
Cult

This article does not discuss "cult" in the original sense of "veneration" or "religious practice"; for that usage see Cult . See Cult for more meanings of the term "cult"....
 British
United Kingdom

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, commonly known as the United Kingdom , the UK or Britain,is a sovereign state located off the northwestern coast of continental Europe....
 comedy
Comedy

Comedy as a popular meaning, is any humorous discourse generally intended to amuse, especially in television, film, and stand-up comedy. This must be carefully distinguished from its academic definition, namely the comic theatre, whose Western culture origins are found in Ancient Greece....
 stage
Stage (theatre)

In theatre, the stage is a designated space for the performance of theatrical productions. The stage serves as a space for actors or performers and a focal point for the members of the audience....
 show and later TV
Television

Television is a widely used telecommunication mass-media for transmitting and receiving moving , either monochrome or color, usually accompanied by sound....
 series which ran on Channel 4
Channel 4

Channel 4 is a UK Public service broadcasting in the United Kingdom television broadcaster which began transmissions on 2 November 1982. Although commercially self-funded, it is ultimately publicly owned; originally a subsidiary of the Independent Broadcasting Authority , the station is now owned and operated by the #Channel Four Television...
 for two series in 1990 and 1991, as well as a New Year special. It marked the beginnings of the collaboration between Vic Reeves
Vic Reeves

Vic Reeves is an England comedian, best known for his double act with Bob Mortimer . He is known for his surrealism and non sequitur sense of humour....
 (real name Jim Moir) and Bob Mortimer
Bob Mortimer

Robert "Bob" Renwick Mortimer is a United Kingdom comedian and actor, who is best known for his double act with Vic Reeves . He owns the independent production company Pett Productions with Vic Reeves and Lisa Clark....
 and started their Vic and Bob
Vic and Bob

Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer , more commonly known simply as Vic and Bob or Reeves & Mortimer, are a British comedy double act....
 comedy double act
Double act

A double act, also known as a comedy duo, is a comic device in which humor is derived from the uneven relationship between two partners, usually of the same gender, age, ethnic origin, and profession, but drastically different personalities....
.

The show was later acknowledged as a seminal force in British comedy
British comedy

British Comedy, in film, radio and television, is known for its consistently quirky characters, plots and settings, and has produced some of the most famous and memorable comic actors and characters in the last fifty years....
 throughout the 1990s and which continues to the present day.

Arguably the most surreal
Surrealism

Surrealism is a cultural movement that began in the early-1920s, and is best known for the visual artworks and writings of the group members....
 of the pair's work, Vic Reeves Big Night Out was effectively a parody
Parody

A parody , in contemporary usage, is a work created to mock, comment on, or poke fun at an original work, its subject, or author, or some other target, by means of humorous, satiric or ironic imitation....
 of the variety show
Variety show

A variety show or variety entertainment is an entertainment made up of a variety of acts, especially musical performances and comedy skits, and normally introduced by a Master of Ceremonies or Presenter....
s which dominated the early years of television
Television

Television is a widely used telecommunication mass-media for transmitting and receiving moving , either monochrome or color, usually accompanied by sound....
, but which were, by the early 1990s, falling from grace. Vic, introduced as "Britain
United Kingdom

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, commonly known as the United Kingdom , the UK or Britain,is a sovereign state located off the northwestern coast of continental Europe....
's Top Light Entertainer
Light entertainment

Light entertainment is a term used to describe a broad range of usually televisual performances....
 and Singer
Singing

Singing is the act of producing musical sounds with the human voice, which is often contrasted with regular speech. A person who sings is called a singer or vocalist....
", would sit behind a cluttered desk
Desk

A desk is a furniture form and a class of table often used in a work or office setting for reading or writing on or using a computer. Desks often have one or more Drawer s to store office supplies and papers....
 talking nonsense
Nonsense

Nonsense is a Linguistics or Writing which resembles a human language or other symbolic system, but in fact does not carry any identifiable meaning....
 and introducing the various segments and surreal
Surreal humour

Surreal humour is a form of humour, stylistically related to the artistic ambitions of the surrealism, based on bizarre juxtapositions, absurd situations and nonsense....
 guests on the show. Vic Reeves Big Night Out is notable as the only time in their career where Vic took the role of host
Presenter

A presenter, or host , is a person or organization responsible for running an event. A museum or university, for example, may be the presenter or host of an Collection ....
, whilst Bob was consigned to the back stage, appearing every few minute
Minute

A minute is a unit of measurement of time or of angle.The minute is a Unit of measurement of time equal to 1/60th of an hour or 60 seconds. In the Coordinated Universal Time time scale, a minute occasionally has 59 or 61 seconds; see leap second....
s as either himself or as a strange character. However, the two did receive equal billing in the series credits
Motion picture credits

Opening creditsOpening credits, in a television program, motion picture or videogame, are shown at the beginning of a show and list the most important members of the production....
.

On 3 October 2007, the first episode of Vic Reeves Big Night Out was re-broadcast on More4
More4

More4 is a digital television channel, produced by United Kingdom broadcaster Channel 4, that launched on 10 October 2005. It is carried on Freeview , on satellite broadcasters Freesat and Sky Digital , UK IPTV broadcaster Tiscali TV and on UK and Republic of Ireland cable networks including Virgin Media....
 as part of Channel 4 at 25, a season of classic Channel 4 programmes shown to celebrate the channel's 25th birthday
Birthday

Birthday is the name given to the date of the anniversary of the day of a person's birth. People in many cultures celebrate this anniversary. In some languages, the word for birthday literally translates as "anniversary"....
.

History


In the mid-1980s, a friend of Jim Moir's gave him the job of running a comedy club
Comedy club

A comedy club is a venue, typically a nightclub, where people watch or listen to performances, including stand-up comedians, improvisational comedians, impersonators, magic , ventriloquists and other comedy acts....
 in London
London

London is the capital of both England and the United Kingdom, and the most populous municipality in the European Union. An important settlement for two millennia, History of London goes back to its founding by the Roman Empire....
. Not knowing how to book acts, he decided to put on a show of his own, changing his name
Name

A name is a label for a noun, , normally used to distinguish one from another. Names can identify a class or Category of things, or a single thing, either uniquely, or within a given wiktionary:context....
 every night
Night

Night or nighttime is the period of time when the sun is below the horizon. The opposite of night is day . Time of day varies based on factors such as season, latitude, longitude and timezone....
, but eventually sticking with Vic Reeves and calling the show Vic Reeves' Variety Palladium. In 1986, he moved the show to the Goldsmiths Tavern, New Cross
New Cross

New Cross is a place and an Wards of the United Kingdom in the London Borough of Lewisham, 4 miles south east of Charing Cross. It is covered by London postal district SE14....
 and renamed it Vic Reeves' Big Night Out.

The first shows were attended by a few friends
Friendship

Friendship is a term used to denote co-operative and supportive behavior between two or more people. In this sense, the term connotes a Interpersonal relationship which involves mutual knowledge, esteem, and affection and respect along with a degree of rendering service to friends in times of need or crisis....
 whom Moir had invited to see his performance, one of whom brought then-solicitor
Solicitor

In the United Kingdom and Republic of Ireland, the legal profession is split between solicitors and barristers, and a law practitioner will usually only hold one title....
 Bob Mortimer
Bob Mortimer

Robert "Bob" Renwick Mortimer is a United Kingdom comedian and actor, who is best known for his double act with Vic Reeves . He owns the independent production company Pett Productions with Vic Reeves and Lisa Clark....
 along with him. Mortimer soon became friendly with Moir, and was invited on the stage to talk about his day at work
Job (role)

A job is a role served by a person or thing, usually involving productive Labour . A person usually begins a job by becoming an employee, volunteering, or starting a business....
. He soon became a regular fixture in the show and began to write material with Moir. Through word of mouth
Word of mouth

Word of mouth is a reference to the passing of information from person to person. Originally the term referred specifically to speech communication , but now includes any type of human communication, such as face to face, telephone, email, and text messaging....
, the audience
Audience

An audience is a group of person who participate in a show or encounter a work of art, literature , theatre, music or academics in any Media ....
 quickly grew to a large number of devotees, including Jools Holland
Jools Holland

Julian Miles "Jools" Holland Order of the British Empire, Deputy Lieutenant is an England pianist, bandleader and television presenter. His work has involved him with many of the biggest names in the contemporary rock and popular music industry, such as Sting, David Gilmour, Tom Jones and Bono....
, Jonathan Ross
Jonathan Ross (television presenter)

Jonathan Stephen Ross Order of the British Empire is a triple BAFTA Award-winning England film critic and presenter of radio and television. Working extensively with the BBC, Ross has presented The Film programme since 1997, his own chat show, Friday Night with Jonathan Ross since 2001, and a radio show on BBC Radio 2 beginning in 19...
, Charlie Higson
Charlie Higson

Charles Murray Higson , more commonly known as Charlie Higson, is an English people actor and comedian. He has also written and produced for television and also writes novels....
, and Paul Whitehouse
Paul Whitehouse

Paul Whitehouse is an Welsh actor, writer and comedian. He became known for his work with Harry Enfield and as one of the stars of the popular British Broadcasting Corporation sketch show, The Fast Show....
. After the crowd expansion led to a change of venue to the Albany Empire theatre in 1988, backstage man Fred Aylward joined as the regular character Les. Higson and Whitehouse also had bit parts.

The show sparked the interest of Alan Yentob
Alan Yentob

Alan Yentob is a United Kingdom television executive. He was born into a Jewish family in London of Iraqi descent, and was educated at The King's School, Ely....
 of the BBC, and Michael Grade
Michael Grade

Michael Ian Grade Order of the British Empire is a United Kingdom businessman and a controversial figure in the field of broadcasting. He was BBC chairman and is currently Executive Chairman of ITV plc....
 of Channel 4
Channel 4

Channel 4 is a UK Public service broadcasting in the United Kingdom television broadcaster which began transmissions on 2 November 1982. Although commercially self-funded, it is ultimately publicly owned; originally a subsidiary of the Independent Broadcasting Authority , the station is now owned and operated by the #Channel Four Television...
, and eventually a deal was struck with Channel 4 to put the live show on television. With the help of Jonathan Ross' production company Channel X, a pilot was produced in 1989 (which has never been broadcast or released) where the three-hour show was cut down to 25 minutes. The first series began in 1990, and the show ran for two series and one New Year's Eve special, totalling 15 episodes.

Recurring Characters


The series spawned numerous popular surreal characters.

Les

Played by Fred Aylward, Les was Vic's bald-headed, dribbling, mute
Speech disorder

Speech disorders or speech impediments, as they are also called, are a type of communication disorders where 'normal' Manner of articulation is disrupted....
, lab coat-wearing assistant. During each show, Vic would reveal a new fact about Les - most notably, that he cannot help but raise a smile
Smile

A smile is a facial expression formed by flexing those muscles most notably near both ends of the mouth. The smile can also be found around the eyes ....
 whenever he sees a spirit level
Spirit level

A spirit level or bubble level is an Measuring instrument designed to indicate whether a surface is level or plumb. Different types of spirit levels are used by carpenters, stone masons, bricklayers, other building trades workers, Surveyor s, millwrights and other metalworkers, and serious videographers....
 and that he has a terrible fear
Fear

Fear is an emotional response to threats and danger. It is a basic survival mechanism occurring in response to a specific stimulus, such as pain or the threat of pain....
 of chives
Chives

Chives are the smallest species of the onion family Alliaceae, native to Europe, Asia and North America. They are referred to only in the plural, because they grow in clumps rather than as individual plants....
 (later revealed not to be a fear of the chives themselves but the soil
Soil

Soil is the naturally occurring, unconsolidated or loose covering on the Earth's surface. Soil is composed of particles of broken rock that have been altered by chemical and environmental processes including weathering and erosion....
 in which they grow). Les also had a fixation
Fixation (psychology)

In human psychology, fixation refers to a state in which an individual becomes obsession with an attachment to another person, being or object.Sigmund Freud theorized that some humans may develop psychological fixation due to:...
 with mangoes and was later accompanied by a sycophantic little robot
Robot

A robot is a virtual or mechanical artificial agent. In practice, it is usually an Electromechanics which, by its appearance or movements, conveys a sense that it has Intention or Agency of its own....
 called Dylan.

The Man With The Stick

The Man With The Stick is a man
Man

A man is a male human. The term man is used for an adult human male, while the term boy being the usual term for a human male child or adolescent human male....
 (played by Mortimer) dressed in a large paper
Paper

Paper is thin material mainly used for writing upon, printing upon or packaging. It is produced by pressing together moist fibers, typically cellulose pulp derived from wood, rags or grasses, and drying them into flexible sheets....
 helmet
Helmet

A helmet is a form of protective gear worn on the head to protect it from injuries, a variation of the hat. The oldest use of helmets was by Ancient Greek soldiers, who wore thick leather or bronze helmets to protect the head from sword blows and arrows....
 which covers his face
Face

The term face refers to the central sense organ complex, for those animals that have one, normally on the ventral surface of the head and can depending on the definition in the human case, include the hair, forehead, eyebrow, eyes, nose, ears, cheeks, mouth, lips, philtrum, tooth, skin, and chin....
. He also wields a long stick, the end of which holds an object
Object (philosophy)

In philosophy, an object is a thing, an entity, or a being. This may be taken in several senses.In its weakest sense, the word object is the most all-purpose of nouns, and can replace a noun in any sentence at all....
 obscured by a bag
Bag

A bag is a non-Stiffness or semi-rigid container, made of paper, cloth, plastic, leather, or some other flexible material.A bag is used for packaging and/or carrying items....
. At the point when the Man With The Stick appears, Vic shouts "What do we say when we see the man with the stick?" to which the audience
Audience

An audience is a group of person who participate in a show or encounter a work of art, literature , theatre, music or academics in any Media ....
 replies "What's on the end of the stick, Vic?" Vic would ask him if he is going to reveal what he has on the end of his stick, usually the Man With The Stick refuses - but did occasionally reveal it.

The Man With The Stick would come out each week
Week

A week is a grouping of days or a division of a larger grouping such as a lunar month, year, etc. The week allows for shorter routine than a month and benefits groups of people with organising market days, worship, taxes, etc....
 to a fanfare
Fanfare

A fanfare is a short piece of music played by trumpets and other brass instruments, frequently accompanied by percussion instruments, usually for ceremony purposes....
, and then proceed to talk casually with Vic about a number of drawing
Drawing

Drawing is a visual art that makes use of any number of drawing instruments to mark a two-dimensional medium. Common instruments include graphite pencils, pen and ink, inked brushes, wax color pencils, crayons, charcoals, chalk, pastels, marker pens, stylus, or various metals like silverpoint....
s on his paper helmet. The helmet "graffiti
Graffiti

Graffiti is the name for images or lettering scratched, scrawled, painted or marked in any manner on property. Graffiti is sometimes regarded as a form of art and other times regarded as unsightly damage or unwanted....
" would act as a pictorial guide to what he'd been investigating during that week. The item on the end of the stick was usually revealed at the very end of each programme.

Over the course of the second series it is revealed that The Man With The Stick has sold his children
Child

A child is a human being between the stages of birth and puberty. The legal definition of "child" generally refers to a minor , otherwise known as a person younger than the age of majority....
 to Vic, and, since they are still under contract
Contract

A contract is an exchange of promises between two or more parties to do, or refrain from doing, an act which is enforceable in a court of law. It is a binding legal agreement....
, he is unable to get them back. Vic uses them as a means to various ends, such as trading them for a car
Automobile

An automobile or motor car is a wheeled motor vehicle for transportation passengers, which also carries its own car engine or motor. Most definitions of the term specify that automobiles are designed to run primarily on roads, to have seating for one to eight people, to typically have four wheels, and to be constructed principally f...
, signing them up to the territorial army
Territorial Army

The Territorial Army is the volunteer Military reserve force of the British Army, the army of the United Kingdom, and composed mostly of part-time soldiers paid at a similar rate, while engaged on military activities, as their Regular equivalents....
 and selling their soul
Soul

In many religions and parts of philosophy, the soul is the immaterial part of a person. It is usually thought to consist of one's thoughts and Personality psychology, and can be synonymous with the spirit, mind or self....
s to the devil
Devil

The Devil is the title given to the supernatural being, who, in mainstream Christianity, Islam, and some other religions, is believed to be a powerful, evil entity and the tempter of humankind....
. This gradually plunges the Man With The Stick into a terrible depression
Depression (mood)

In the fields of psychology and psychiatry, the terms depression or depressed refer to sadness and other related emotions and behaviours. It can be thought of as either a disease or a syndrome....
. At the end of the final episode, the Man With The Stick drunkenly storms the stage
Stage (theatre)

In theatre, the stage is a designated space for the performance of theatrical productions. The stage serves as a space for actors or performers and a focal point for the members of the audience....
 brandishing a gun
GUN

Gun is a Revisionist Western-themed video game developed by Neversoft. It was published by Activision for the Xbox, Xbox 360, Nintendo GameCube, Microsoft Windows and PlayStation 2....
 and shoots Vic and Graham Lister.

The Man With The Stick often mentioned his best friend Terry, who invariably subjected him to some horrible experience or humiliation
Humiliation

Humiliation is the abasement of pride, which creates mortification or leads to a state of being Humility or reduced to lowliness or submission....
.

The Ponderers

Appearing in series two, Vic and Bob's Swiss
Switzerland

Switzerland is a landlocked Swiss Alps country of roughly 7.7 million people in Western Europe with an area of 41,285 km?. Switzerland is a federal republic consisting of 26 states called Cantons of Switzerland....
 counterparts who wear only their underpants, white
White

White is a color, the Color vision#Physiology of color perception which is evoked by light that stimulates all three types of color sensitive cone cells in the human eye in near equal amount and with high brightness compared to the surroundings....
 perms
Permanent wave

A permanent wave, commonly called a perm, is the chemical and/or thermal treatment of hair to produce waves or curls. The use of the word 'permanent' is justified insofar as when the wave is permed, it remains so; however, as the hair grows, the new hair that grows has not been waved, while cutting the hair from the end removes that whi...
 and very large fake
Fake

Fake means not real.Fake may also refer to:In music:*Fake , a Swedish synthpop band active in the 1980s*Fake , a Japanese rock band...
 chin
CHIN

CHIN may refer to:* Canadian Heritage Information Network, a government agency in Canada that promotes Canadian culture and heritage on the Internet...
s. Each week they would be seen on their own parallel
Parallel

From Greek language: pa???????? Parallel may refer to:...
 'Swiss
Switzerland

Switzerland is a landlocked Swiss Alps country of roughly 7.7 million people in Western Europe with an area of 41,285 km?. Switzerland is a federal republic consisting of 26 states called Cantons of Switzerland....
 Night Out' pondering over a specific decision (for instance, whether or not to inject ink
Ink

An ink is a liquid containing various pigments and/or dyes used for coloring a surface to produce an , writing, or design. Ink is used for drawing and/or writing with a pen, brush or quill....
 into a battenberg cake), whilst thoughtfully rubbing their chins. The use of Swiss as a descriptor
Descriptor

Descriptor may refer to*In information retrieval a descriptor is an index term. The term was coined by Calvin Mooers in 1948.*A descriptor in Symbian OS is a text string....
 continued in other projects for the character Swiss Toni
Swiss Toni

Swiss Toni is a fictional used-car dealer played by Charlie Higson, and also the title of a sitcom in which he is the main character. Swiss Toni is a 50-something car dealer going through a midlife crisis....
.

Graham Lister

Played by Bob in a black
Black

Black is the color of objects that do not emit or reflection light in any part of the visible spectrum; they absorb all such frequencies of light....
 curly wig, brown
Brown

Brown, when used as a general term, is a color that is a dark yellow, orange , or red, of low luminance relative to lighter or white colored objects....
 mac
Mackintosh

The Mackintosh or Macintosh is a form of waterproof raincoat, first sold in 1824, made out of rubberized textile. The Mackintosh is named after its Scotland inventor Charles Macintosh, though a letter k is added by many writers....
 and horn-rimmed glasses
Horn-rimmed glasses

Horn-rimmed glasses are a type of eyeglasses with frames made of Horn , Tortoiseshell material, or plastic that simulates either material. The name horn-rimmed glasses refer to their original material, which was horn or shell....
, Lister is described as an acquaintance and admirer of doctor
Physician

A physician, medical practitioner, doctor of medicine, or medical doctor practices medicine, and is concerned with maintaining or restoring human health through the study, diagnosis, and treatment of disease and injury....
s, dentists and architects. He is Reeves' arch-rival and sour-lip
Lip

Lips are a visible body part at the mouth of humans and many animals. Lips are soft, movable, and serve as the opening for food intake, as an erogenous organ used in kissing and other acts of intimacy, as a tactile sensory organ, and in the articulation of speech....
ped foil who each week would enter the Novelty
Novelty

Novelty is the quality of being new. Although it may be said to have an objective dimension it essentially exists in the subjective perceptions of individuals....
 Island
Island

An island or isle is any piece of land that is surrounded by water. Very small islands such as emergent land features on atolls are called islets....
 segment of the show with increasingly pathetic acts. He would then share a heated argument with Vic (whom he regularly referred to as 'The Fop
Fop

Fop became a pejorative term for a foolish man over-concerned with his appearance and clothes in 17th century England. Some of the very many similar alternative terms are: "coxcomb", fribble, "popinjay" , fashion-monger, and "ninny"....
'). Arguably his most memorable act was "Lard
Lard

Lard is Domestic pig fat in both its Rendering and unrendered forms. Lard was commonly used in many cuisines as a cooking fat or shortening, or as a Spread similar to butter....
 for Laughs" where he dropped lard onto a pile of salt
Salt

A salt, in chemistry, is defined as the product formed from the neutralisation reaction of acids and base . Salts are ionic compounds composed of cations and anions so that the product is electrically electric charge ....
, then pushed a block of lard through a cereal
Breakfast cereal

A breakfast cereal is a Fast moving consumer goods food product intended to be consumed as part of a breakfast. It is usually eaten cold as a ready-to-eat meal and mixed with a liquid, such as milk or water, though occasionally Nut and fruit are also added....
 packet with the face of "pop star
Pop Star

"Pop Star" is a 2005 single from Japanese singer Ken Hirai. The single went on to top the 2005 Oricon Charts and is known for its remarkable music video, featuring Ken in seven different personas, including a raccoon and his own manager....
" Mickey Rourke
Mickey Rourke

Philip Andre "Mickey" Rourke, Jr. is an United States actor who has appeared primarily as a leading man in action, drama, and Thriller films....
 on it.

Judge Nutmeg
Played by Bob - wearing Lister's wig
Wig

A wig, from the French "ruque", is a head of hair made from horse-hair, human hair, wool, feathers, buffalo hair, or synthetic, worn on the head for fashion or various other aesthetic and stylistic reasons, including cultural and religious observance....
 inside out - Judge
Judge

A judge, or arbiter of justice, is a lead official who presides over a court of law,which is operated by the local, state, and/or federal government....
 Lionel Nutmeg
Nutmeg

The nutmegs Myristica are a genus of evergreen trees indigenous to tropical southeast Asia and Australasia. They are important for two spices derived from the fruit, nutmeg and mace....
 would preside over "That's Justice
Justice

Justice is the concept of morality rightness based on ethics, rationality, law, natural law, fairness and equity."...
", a game
Game

A game is a structured wiktionary:activity, usually undertaken for enjoyment and sometimes used as an educational tool. Games are distinct from Manual labour, which is usually carried out for wiktionary:remuneration, and from art, which is more concerned with the expression of ideas....
 which involved a member of the audience being tried for a random
Randomness

Randomness is a lack of order, purpose, Causality, or predictability. Randomness as defined by Aristotle is the situation, when a choice is to be made which has no logical component by which to determine or make the choice ....
 and nonsensical crime
Crime

Societies define Crime as the breach of one or more rules or laws for which some Government or force may ultimately prescribe a punishment.The word crime originates from the Latin crimen , from the Latin root cerno and Greek ????? = "I judge"....
. The punishment
Punishment

Punishment is the practice of imposing something suffering on a person or animal, usually in response to disobedient or morally wrong behavior....
 is decided by spinning
Rotation

A rotation is a movement of an object in a circular motion. A two-dimensional object rotates around a center of rotation. A Three-dimensional space object rotates around a line called an axis....
 the hairy
Hair

Hair is a protein filament that epidermal growth from hair follicle deep within the dermis. The fine, soft hair found on many nonhuman mammals is typically called fur; wool is the characteristically curly hair found on sheep and goats....
 Wheel
Wheel

A wheel is a circular device that is capable of rotating on its axis, facilitating movement or transportation whilst supporting a load , or performing labour in machines....
 of Justice
Justice

Justice is the concept of morality rightness based on ethics, rationality, law, natural law, fairness and equity."...
,whilst singing "spin,spin,spin the wheel of justice, see how fast the bastard turns" Vic would then move until the wheel landed on the punishment he liked the most making the wheel a useless means of choosing a punishment.

The Aromatherapists
Dr Richard Slater and Dr Richard Slater, who "smell
Olfaction

Olfaction refers to the sense of smell. This sense is mediated by specialized sensory cells of the nasal cavity of vertebrates, and, by analogy, sensory cells of the antennae of invertebrates....
 to get well" and prescribe different smells in order to cure weird ailments
Illness

Illness can be defined as a state of poor health.It is sometimes considered a synonym for disease. Others maintain that fine distinctions exist....
. Although it is thought that they are not related
Kinship

Kinship is a relationship between any entities that share a genealogical origin, through either biological, cultural, or historical descent. In anthropology the kinship system includes people related both by descent and marriage, while usage in biology includes descent and mating....
, both of them wear white
White

White is a color, the Color vision#Physiology of color perception which is evoked by light that stimulates all three types of color sensitive cone cells in the human eye in near equal amount and with high brightness compared to the surroundings....
 jumpsuit
Jumpsuit

Jumpsuit originally referred to the utilitarian one-piece garments used by parachuting and skydiving, but has come to be used as a common term for any one-piece garment with sleeves and legs....
s, have identical "Titian
Titian

File:Tizian 090.jpg Tiziano Vecelli or Tiziano Vecellio, born 1473/1490 , died 27 August 1576, better known as Titian , was the leading painter of the 16th-century Venice school of the Italian Renaissance....
" hair
Hair

Hair is a protein filament that epidermal growth from hair follicle deep within the dermis. The fine, soft hair found on many nonhuman mammals is typically called fur; wool is the characteristically curly hair found on sheep and goats....
, speak
Speech

Speech is the human faculty of speaking.It may also refer to:* Public speaking, the process of speaking to a group of people* Manner of articulation, how the body parts involved in making speech are manipulated...
 in the same manner and have the same name
Name

A name is a label for a noun, , normally used to distinguish one from another. Names can identify a class or Category of things, or a single thing, either uniquely, or within a given wiktionary:context....
.

Morrissey, The Consumer Monkey
A monkey
Monkey

A monkey is a nonhuman primate mammal with the exception usually of the lemurs and tarsiers. More specifically, the term monkey refers to a subset of monkeys: any of the smaller longer-tailed catarrhine or platyrrhine primates as contrasted with the apes....
 puppet
Puppet

A puppet is an inanimate object or representational figure animated or manipulated by a puppeteer. It is usually a depiction of a human character, and is used in puppetry, a play or a presentation that is a very ancient form of theatre....
 with the face
Face

The term face refers to the central sense organ complex, for those animals that have one, normally on the ventral surface of the head and can depending on the definition in the human case, include the hair, forehead, eyebrow, eyes, nose, ears, cheeks, mouth, lips, philtrum, tooth, skin, and chin....
 of Morrissey
Morrissey

Steven Patrick Morrissey , known primarily as Morrissey, is a British singer-songwriter. After a short stint in the punk rock band The Nosebleeds in the late 1970s, he rose to prominence in the 1980s as the lyricist and vocalist of the alternative rock band The Smiths....
, operated by Vic and voiced by Bob. Morrissey the Consumer
Consumer

Consumer is a broad label that refers to any individuals or household that use Good generated within the economic system. The concept of a consumer is used in different contexts, so that the usage and significance of the term may vary....
 Monkey
Monkey

A monkey is a nonhuman primate mammal with the exception usually of the lemurs and tarsiers. More specifically, the term monkey refers to a subset of monkeys: any of the smaller longer-tailed catarrhine or platyrrhine primates as contrasted with the apes....
 would often come on to give advice on shoddy or unsafe consumer goods. Usually these items were manufactured and sold by Reeves & Mortimer Products, and the pair would be forced to make a hasty cover-up.

Morrissey had a theme song
Theme music

The phrase theme music usually refers to that of a radio programming, television program, or movie. It is a Musical composition that is often written specifically for that show, and usually played during the title sequence and/or end credits....
, sung
Singing

Singing is the act of producing musical sounds with the human voice, which is often contrasted with regular speech. A person who sings is called a singer or vocalist....
 in duet with Vic, which began with Morrissey claiming "I like watches
Watch

A watch is a timepiece that is made to be worn on a person. The term now usually refers to a wristwatch, which is worn on the wrist with a strap or bracelet....
, I like woods
Forest

File:Stara planina suma.jpgA forest is an area with a high density of trees. There are many definitions of a forest, based on various criteria....
" and Vic countering with "He likes various consumer goods.".

At the time it was reported that Morrissey took offence to this character, much to the delight of Vic and Bob.

The Stotts
Played by Vic and Bob, the Stotts are redundant
Layoff

Layoff is the temporary suspension or permanent termination of employment of an employee or a group of employees for business reasons, such as the decision that certain positions are no longer necessary or a business slow-down or interruption in work....
, jittery, bickering Northern brothers
Sibling

A sibling is a brother or a sister; that is, any person who shares the same parents.In most societies throughout the world, siblings usually grow up together and spend a good deal of their childhood with each other....
 with black
Black

Black is the color of objects that do not emit or reflection light in any part of the visible spectrum; they absorb all such frequencies of light....
 insulation tape
Electrical tape

Electrical tape is a type of pressure-sensitive tape used to Electrical insulation electrical wires and other material that conduct electricity....
 moustache
Moustache

A moustache is facial hair grown on the upper lip. Often the term implies that the wearer grows only upper-lip hair while shaving the hair on his chin and cheeks....
s, poorly-applied bald-wigs, big silly clown
Clown

Clowns are comical performers, stereotypically characterized by their grotesque appearance: colored wigs, Cosmetics, outlandish costumes, unusually large footwear, etc., who entertain spectators by acting in a hilarious fashion....
 shoe
Shoe

A shoe is an item of footwear evolved at first to protect the human foot and later, additionally, as an item of decoration in itself. The foot contains more bones than any other single part of the human body, and has human evolution over hundreds of thousands of years in relation to vastly varied terrain and climate....
s and high-pitched voices. For reasons best kept to himself, Davey (Vic) wears a kilt
Kilt

The kilt is a knee-length garment with pleats at the rear, originating in the traditional dress of men and boys in the Scottish Highlands of the 16th century....
. Donald (Bob) is the slightly more sensible one in a grey
Grey

Grey or gray describes the tints and shades ranging from black to white. These, including white and black, are known as achromatic colors or neutral colors....
 leather
Leather

Leather is a material created through the tanning of rawhides and skins of animals, primarily cattlehide. The tanning process converts the putrescible skin into a durable, long-lasting and versatile natural material for various uses....
 jacket
Jacket

A jacket is a type of sleeved Hip - or waist-length garment for the upper body. For clothing older than the 1850s, a distinction is often maintained with a coat , but in many instances the terms are now interchangeable....
, but he is prone to "antique incidents
Wardrobe malfunction

A wardrobe malfunction is an instance of accidental indecent exposure of intimate parts. It is different from Exhibitionism, which implies a deliberate exposure....
." The pair are also frequently startled. They have many talents including presenting talk shows (interviewing each other), game shows (including party games such as "Pass the Fat
Fat

Fats consist of a wide group of compounds that are generally soluble in organic solvents and largely insoluble in water. Chemistry, fats are generally ester of glycerol and fatty acids....
," Read the Anthony Trollope
Anthony Trollope

Anthony Trollope became one of the most successful, prolific and respected English language novelists of the Victorian era. Some of Trollope's best-loved works, known as the Chronicles of Barsetshire, revolve around the imaginary county of Barsetshire; he also wrote penetrating novels on politics, social, gender issues and conflicts of hi...
 Novel
Novel

File:2009 stapelweise Neuerscheinungen im Buchladen.JPGA novel is today a long narrative in literary prose. The genre has historical roots both in the fields of the medieval and early modern Romance and in the tradition of the novella....
" and "Guess What's On Les's Back
Human back

The human back is the large posterior area of the human body, rising from the top of the buttocks to the back of the neck and the shoulders. It is the surface opposite to the chest, its height being defined by the vertebral column and its breadth being supported by the ribcage and shoulders....
") and doing magic
Magic (illusion)

Magic is a performing art that entertains an audience by creating illusions of seemingly impossible or supernatural feats, using purely natural means....
 shows. Usually however, they just give up and leave the set before their spot is supposed to finish.

The Stotts were one of the very few characters from Vic Reeves Big Night Out to return in later Reeves & Mortimer series'. They appeared in the second series of The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer
The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer

The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer was a BBC TV sketch show written by and starring double act Vic & Bob. It is regarded by many as the pinnacle of their TV work to date....
 and Bang Bang, It's Reeves and Mortimer
Bang Bang, It's Reeves and Mortimer

Bang Bang, It's Reeves and Mortimer was comedy double act Vic Reeves & Bob Mortimer's third television sketch show, which aired in January 1999 on BBC2 in the United Kingdom....
 as talk show hosts again, often interviewing celebrities
Celebrity

A celebrity is a widely-recognized or notable person who commands a high degree of public and media attention. The word stems from the Latin verb "celebrare" but one may not become a celebrity unless public and mass media interest is piqued....
 such as Sting and Damon Hill
Damon Hill

Damon Graham Devereux Hill Order of the British Empire is a retired United Kingdom racing driver from England. In 1996 Hill won the Formula One World Championship; as the son of the late Graham Hill, he is the only son of a world champion to win the title....
.

Tinker's Rucksack
A pair of genial, bearded
Beard

A beard is the hair that grows on a person's chin, cheeks, neck, and the area above the upper lip. Typically, only males going through puberty, or post-pubescent males are able to grow beards....
, anorak
Anorak

An anorak or parka is a type of heavy jacket with a Hood , often lined with fur or fake fur, so as to protect the face from a combination of freezing temperatures and wind....
-wearing ramblers who tell amusing anecdote
Anecdote

An anecdote is a short Narrative narrating an interesting or amusing biographical incident. It may be as brief as the setting and provocation of a List of French phrases#B....
s and share their knowledge of the world of rambling with the audience, constantly assuring them that "it's not all walking." One (Bob) is clearly having an affair with the other's wife
Wife

A wife is a female spouse, or participant in a marriage....
.

Greg Mitchell
Greg Mitchell, the "gorgeous sand
Sand

Sand is a naturally occurring granular material composed of finely divided rock and mineral particles.As the term is used by geologists, sand particles range in diameter from 0.0625 to 2 millimeters....
y-coloured labrador
Labrador Retriever

The Labrador Retriever is one of several kinds of retriever, a type of gun dog. The Labrador is the most popular dog breed of dog in the world, and is by a large margin the most popular breed by registration in the United States ,...
", was a puppet
Puppet

A puppet is an inanimate object or representational figure animated or manipulated by a puppeteer. It is usually a depiction of a human character, and is used in puppetry, a play or a presentation that is a very ancient form of theatre....
 dog
Dog

The dog is a domesticated subspecies of the Gray Wolf, a member of the Canidae family of the order Carnivora. The term is used for both feral and pet varieties....
 with a completely naïve understanding of the world
Earth

Earth is the third planet from the Sun. Earth is the largest of the terrestrial planets in the Solar System in diameter, mass and density. It is also referred to as the World and Wiktionary:Terra.Note that by International Astronomical Union convention, the term "Terra" is used for naming extensive land masses, rather...
. He would often talk about something he had just done, in a high-pitched and rather fey voice. He would, however, suddenly realise that he hadn't thought it through and drop into a guttural Cockney
Cockney

The term Cockney has both geographical and linguistic associations. Geographically and culturally, it often refers to working class Londoners, particularly those in the East End of London....
 bellow, shouting "my wife's gonna KILL me!!!." Greg would also reappear in The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer
The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer

The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer was a BBC TV sketch show written by and starring double act Vic & Bob. It is regarded by many as the pinnacle of their TV work to date....
.

The Living Carpets
Played by Vic and Bob wearing mask
Mask

A mask is an article normally worn on the face, typically for protection, concealment, performance, or amusement. Masks have been used since antiquity for both ceremonial and practical purposes....
s made of carpet
Carpet

A carpet is any loom-woven, felted textile or grass floor covering. The term was also used for table and wall coverings, as carpets were not commonly used on the floor in European interiors until the 18th century....
 swatches
Textile

A textile is a flexible material consisting of a network of natural or artificial fibres often referred to as thread or yarn. Yarn is produced by Spinning raw wool fibres, linen, cotton, or other material on a spinning wheel to produce long strands known as yarn....
. They would sit in Les's Lunch
Luncheon

Luncheon, commonly abbreviated to lunch, is a midday meal.In Anglosphere during the eighteenth century what was originally called "dinner"— a word still sometimes used to mean a noontime meal in the UK, and in parts of Canada and the United States — was moved by stages later in the day and came in the course of the ninetee...
 Club
Club

A club is an association of two or more people united by a common interest or goal. A service club, for example, exists for voluntary or charitable activities; there are clubs devoted to hobbies and sports, social activities clubs, political and religious clubs, and so forth....
 and make increasingly outrageous claims, such as being responsible for "colouring in the black
Black

Black is the color of objects that do not emit or reflection light in any part of the visible spectrum; they absorb all such frequencies of light....
 bits on Friesian cows with a special Biro
Ballpoint pen

A ballpoint pen , is a modern writing instrument. A ballpoint pen has an internal chamber filled with a viscosity ink that is dispensed at the tip during use by the rolling action of a small metal sphere of brass, steel or tungsten carbide....
", or "filling in the coloured bits in pilau rice" before accusing each other of being a "lying get", or one exclaiming "i heard that rumour" with the other responding "i know, i started it". While this is going on, Les would serve both of them tea
Tea

Tea refers to the agricultural products of the leaves, leaf buds, and internodes of the Camellia sinensis plant, prepared and cured by various methods....
 whilst genteel
Tea dance

A tea dance, or th? dansant is an afternoon or early-evening dance. The function evolved from the concept of the afternoon tea, and traces its origin back to the French colonial empires of Morocco....
 music
Music

Music is an art form whose media is sound organized in time. Common elements of music are pitch , rhythm , dynamics , and the sonic qualities of timbre and texture ....
 played in the background
Background

The term background may refer to:In art:*Background , the part of a scene that appears to be farthest from the viewer*Background lighting, a film technique...
.

On the "Vic Reeves Big Night Out Tour" the Living Carpets were played to two "imposters" but were voiced by Vic and Bob who were stood backstage and would enter the stage at the end of the act of kick
Kick

In martial arts, combat sports or violence, a kick is a strike using the foot, Human leg, or knee . This attack is often used in hand-to-hand combat, especially in stand-up fighting....
 the "imposters" off stage
Stage

Stage or Stages may refer to:* A condition, feeling or, period.**In geology, a Stage **In medicine, cancer staging**In psychology, developmental stage theories...
.

Wavey Davey
A simple, child
Child

A child is a human being between the stages of birth and puberty. The legal definition of "child" generally refers to a minor , otherwise known as a person younger than the age of majority....
-like, naïve man who waves at people, things and celebrities, in an increasingly malevolent way. He is later revealed to be Satan
Satan

Satan is a term that originates from the Abrahamic religions, being traditionally applied to an angel in Judeo-Christian belief, and to a Genie in Islamic belief....
.

Talc & Turnips
Two men (Vic and Bob) who came on in ridiculous leotard
Leotard

A leotard is a skin-tight one-piece garment that covers the torso and body but leaves the legs free. It was made famous by the French acrobatic performer Jules L?otard , about whom the song "The Daring Young Man on the Flying Trapeze" was written....
s, silly wig
Wig

A wig, from the French "ruque", is a head of hair made from horse-hair, human hair, wool, feathers, buffalo hair, or synthetic, worn on the head for fashion or various other aesthetic and stylistic reasons, including cultural and religious observance....
s and big false teeth, wielding bits of wood
Wood

Wood is an organic material; in the strict sense wood is produced as secondary xylem in the stems of woody plants, notably trees but also shrubs, etc....
, bucket
Bucket

A bucket, also called a pail, is a watertight, vertical cylinder or Truncation Cone , with an open top and a flat bottom, usually attached to a semicircular carrying handle called the bail....
s, hoops with tomatoes
Tomato

The Tomato is an herbaceous, usually sprawling plant in the Solanaceae or nightshade family, as are its close cousins Nicotiana, potatoes, aubergine , chilli peppers, and the poisonous Atropa belladonna....
 attached to them and big placard
Placard

A placard is a sign or sign-like device attached to or hung from a vehicle to indicate information about the operator or the contents of the vehicle or building....
s announcing such things as "Squirrel
Squirrel

File:Eichh?rnchen D?sseldorf Hofgarten edit.jpgA squirrel is one of many small or medium-sized rodents in the family Sciuridae. In the English language-speaking world, squirrel commonly refers to members of this family's genus Sciurus and Tamiasciurus, which are tree squirrels with large bushy tails, indigenous to Asia, the America...
 in bucket
Bucket

A bucket, also called a pail, is a watertight, vertical cylinder or Truncation Cone , with an open top and a flat bottom, usually attached to a semicircular carrying handle called the bail....
 of hot trout
Trout

Trout are a number of species of freshwater fish belonging to the Salmoninae subfamily of the Salmonidae family. Salmon belong to some of the same genera as trout but, unlike most trout, most salmon species spend almost all their lives in salt water....
 = racial harmony." The pair would just crash
Collision

A collision is an isolated event in which two or more bodies exert relatively strong forces on each other for a relatively short time....
 and fall around the place, being ridiculously clumsy
Dyspraxia

Developmental dyspraxia is one or all of a heterogeneous range of development disorders affecting the initiation, organization and performance of action....
 and not making it at all clear what "point" they were supposed to be making. By the end of their "performance" the set would be in disarray and Les would have to clean up very quickly. While these characters baffled the audience and even the show's producers, Vic and Bob believe them to be the best characters on the show.

Action! Image! Exchange!
Vic and Bob's performance art
Performance art

Performance art is art in which the actions of an individual or a group at a particular place and in a particular time constitute the work. It can happen anywhere, at any time, or for any length of time....
 group, who perform "The Facelessness of Bureaucracy
Bureaucracy

Bureaucracy is the structure and set of regulations in place to control activity, usually in large organizations and government. As opposed to adhocracy, it is represented by standardized procedure that dictates the execution of most or all processes within the body, formal division of powers, hierarchy, and relationships....
". They put on Sean Connery
Sean Connery

Sir Thomas Sean Connery is an Academy Award, Golden Globe, and BAFTA Award winning Scotland actor and film producer who is best known as the first actor to portray James Bond in cinema, starring in seven Bond films....
 or Jimmy Hill
Jimmy Hill

James William Thomas "Jimmy" Hill Order of the British Empire is an England football personality. His career has taken in virtually every role in football, including player, trade union leader, coach , manager, director, chairman, television executive, presenter, analyst and even assistant referee....
 mask
Mask

A mask is an article normally worn on the face, typically for protection, concealment, performance, or amusement. Masks have been used since antiquity for both ceremonial and practical purposes....
s, one wields either talcum powder or a beehive
Beehive

Beehive may refer to:Bee-keeping* Beehive is a structure in which bees live and raise their young. It includes both natural and man-made hives; the latter includes traditional designs such as skeps and gums and modern designs such as:...
 and the other a pair of swimming trunks
Swimsuit

A swimsuit, bathing suit or swimming costume is an item of clothing designed to be worn while participating in List of water sports and activities such as swimming, water polo, diving, surfing, water skiing....
 or a bra
Bra

Bra may refer to:* Brassiere, an undergarment* Male bra, an undergarment* Bra , a city in Italy* Bra-ket notation, used for describing quantum states in the theory of quantum mechanics...
, and enact a little dance
Dance

Dance is an art form that generally refers to Motion of the body, usually rhythmic and to music, used as a form of Emotional expression, social social interaction or presented in a spirituality or performance setting....
 to some traditional jazz
Jazz

Jazz is a primarily American musical art form which originated at the beginning of the 20th century in African American communities in the Southern United States from a confluence of African and European music traditions....
 punctuated by the sound of a breeze, to illustrate "a pension
Pension

In general, a pension is an arrangement to provide people with an income when they are no longer earning a regular income from employment.The terms retirement plan or superannuation refer to a pension granted upon retirement ....
er being attacked by some police officer
Police officer

A police officer is a Warrant employee of a police force. Police officers are generally responsible for apprehending criminals, maintaining public order, and preventing and detecting crimes....
s" etc.

Mr. Dennis
A jumper
Sweater

A sweater, pullover, jumper, or jersey is a relatively heavy garment intended to cover the torso and arms of the human body and usually worn over a shirt, blouse, T-shirt or other top....
-wearing, rather dull but highly strung newsagent
Newsagent

A newsagent , newsagency or newsstand , is often a small business that sells newspapers, magazines, stationery, snacks and often items of local interest such as postcards and clothing emblazoned with sports team mascots....
 and tobacconist
Tobacconist

A tobacconist is an expert dealer in tobacco in various forms and the related accoutrements.Such accoutrements include Smoking pipe, lighters, matches, pipe cleaners, pipe tampers, ashtrays, humidifier, hygrometers, humidors, and cigar cutters and more....
, who doesn't stock Curly Wurlies as "they are far too elaborate". He is in cahoots with Lister, and they are both the co-founders of a consumer-product safety and hygiene standards group, NIPS. Mr. Dennis gets easily riled and at one point goes on a violent rampage around the set, punching Les and knocking Lister out.

Recurring Segments of the Show


Novelty Island
Novelty
Novelty

Novelty is the quality of being new. Although it may be said to have an objective dimension it essentially exists in the subjective perceptions of individuals....
 Island
Island

An island or isle is any piece of land that is surrounded by water. Very small islands such as emergent land features on atolls are called islets....
 was a bizarre parody
Parody

A parody , in contemporary usage, is a work created to mock, comment on, or poke fun at an original work, its subject, or author, or some other target, by means of humorous, satiric or ironic imitation....
 of talent show
Talent show

A talent show is a live performance spectacle where contestants perform acting, singing, dancing, acrobatics, and other art forms. Talent shows have been around since the beginning of time....
s like New Faces
New Faces

New Faces was a United Kingdom television talent show popular in the 1970s and 1980s, presented originally by Derek Hobson. It was produced by Associated TeleVision for the ITV Network....
, where the so-called Acts Of Tomorrow showcase their various ridiculous talents from the centre of a small paddock
Brian Paddick

Brian Leonard Paddick is a United Kingdom politician, and was the Liberal Democrats candidate for the London mayoral election, 2008, coming third behind Boris Johnson and Ken Livingstone....
, with Vic acting as host. Generally, there would be three acts, one of which would inevitably be Graham Lister, and Vic would make no effort to hide his disgust at Lister's turns. Novelty Island also saw such memorable characters as Mr Wobbly Hand
Hand

The hands are the two intricate, prehensile, multi-fingered body parts normally located at the end of each arm of a human or other primate. They are the chief organs for physically manipulating the environment, using anywhere from the roughest motor skills to the finest , and since the fingertips contain some of the densest areas of nerve e...
, Judith Grant, the Slitherer, the Hoxton
Hoxton

Hoxton is an area in the London Borough of Hackney, immediately north of the financial district of the City of London. The area of Hoxton is bordered by Regents Canal on the north side, Wharf Road and City Road on the west, Old Street on the south, and Kingsland Road on the east....
 Hockler and Wavy Davey make appearances.

That's Justice
After a devilish build-up by Vic, Judge Nutmeg wheels on to the stage in a mobile
Mobility

Mobility is the state of being in Motion .Mobility may also refer to:...
 bench
Bench

Bench or The Bench can refer to:Seat* Bench , a piece of furniture, which mostly offers several persons seatingIn clothing...
, and Vic hauls a random member of the audience on stage to try them for a set of ridiculous trumped-up charges
Justice

Justice is the concept of morality rightness based on ethics, rationality, law, natural law, fairness and equity."...
, such as "staring
Staring

Staring is a prolonged gaze or fixed look. In staring, one object or person is the continual focus of visual perception interest, for an amount of time....
 at a fixed point, causing terrible dryness
Dryness

Dryness is a property of alcoholic beverages that describes the lack of a sweet taste. This may be due to a lack of sugars, the presence of some other taste that masks sweetness, or an underabundance of simple carbohydrates that can be converted to sugar by enzymes in the mouth ....
" or "wringing out a flannel in a branch of Thomas Cook
Thomas Cook

Thomas Cook of Melbourne, Derbyshire, founded the travel agency that is now Thomas Cook Group. He was brought up as a strict Baptist and joined his local Temperance movement....
s, one of the most respected travel agents
Travel agency

A travel agency is a Retailing business, that sells travel related product and Service to customers, on behalf of supply chain, such as airlines, car rentals, cruise lines, hotels, Rail transport, Tourism and package holidays that combine several products....
 on the high street
High Street

High Street, or the High Street, is a metonym for the generic street name of the primary business street of towns or city in the United Kingdom....
!". When the accused is inevitably found guilty, Vic spins the Wheel of Justice - after combing
Comb

A comb is a device made of solid material, generally flat, always toothed, and is used in hair care for straightening and cleaning hair or other fibers....
 its hair - and the audience sing "Spin, Spin, Spin the Wheel of Justice, see how fast the Bastard
Bastard

A bastard is an illegitimacy child, and the word is also used as a derogatory term for an unpleasant person. The term can also mean a mongrel....
 turns". An equally ludicrous punishment is then handed down (e.g. "One year
Year

A year is the time between two recurrences of an event related to the orbit of the Earth around the Sun. By extension, this can be applied to any planet: for example, a "Martian year" is the time in which Mars completes its own orbit....
 being adored
Adoration

Adoration is to give homage or worship to someone or something....
 by the cast of Jesus Christ Superstar
Jesus Christ Superstar

Jesus Christ Superstar is a rock opera by Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber. It highlights the political and interpersonal struggles of Judas Iscariot and Jesus....
"). For one memorable week
Week

A week is a grouping of days or a division of a larger grouping such as a lunar month, year, etc. The week allows for shorter routine than a month and benefits groups of people with organising market days, worship, taxes, etc....
, Judge Nutmeg changed the format of the show and tried for a more liberal approach; the Wheel of Conciliation
Conciliation

Conciliation is an alternative dispute resolution process whereby the parties to a dispute agree to utilize the services of a conciliator, who then meets with the parties separately in an attempt to resolve their differences....
, where he tried to solve the marital problems
Marriage

Marriage is a social, spirituality, or law union of individuals. This union may also be called matrimony, while the ceremony that marks its beginning is usually called a wedding and the married status created is sometimes called wedlock....
 of a 'separated' couple from the audience, who, incidentally, had never met before.

Catchphrases

  • Vic: You wouldn't let it lie! - Proclaimed when one of the guests mentions one of his dark secrets
    Skeleton in the cupboard

    Skeleton in the cupboard, or closet, is a colloquial phrase used to describe an undisclosed fact about someone which, if revealed, would have a negative impact on perceptions of the person....
     or dubious activities.


  • Vic: What do we cry when we see the Man With The Stick?
  • Audience: What's on the end of the stick, Vic?


  • Judge Nutmeg: What a terrible man, terrible man, terrible, terrible, terrible man!


  • Judge Nutmeg: Oyez
    Oyez

    Oyez is a traditional interjection said three times in succession to introduce the opening of a court of law.Up until the 18th century, speaking English language in an English court of law was not required and one could instead use Law French, a form of French language that evolved after the Norman Conquest, when Anglo-Norman language...
    , oyez, oyez, any manner or business before the Twisted Court of Judge Nutmeg, gather forth and give me your attention!


  • Bob: Always a pleasure, never a chore.


  • Vic: What do we do when we see the Wheel of Justice?
  • Audience: Comb its hair!


  • Vic: Very poor...very poor indeed! - uttered usually after one of Lister's pathetic turns on Novelty Island


  • Living Carpet Vic: You lying get!
  • Living Carpet Bob: YOU lying get!


  • Living Carpet Bob: I heard that rumour
    Rumor

    A rumour or rumor , is often viewed as "an unverified account or explanation of events circulating from person to person and pertaining to an object, event, or issue in public concern" However, a review of the research on rumor conducted by Pendleton in 1998 found that research across sociology, psychology, and communication studies ha...
    .
  • Living Carpet Vic: I know, I started it...


  • Vic: About this time of the evening, I like to slip a Caramac
    Caramac

    Caramac is the brand name for a caramel flavoured bar manufactured by Nestl?. Originally it was launched by Mackintosh in 1959. The name Caramac was derived from the Syllabic abbreviation#Types of abbreviations of caramel and Mackintosh....
     under a rabbit
    Rabbit

    Rabbits are small mammals in the family Leporidae of the order Lagomorpha, found in several parts of the world. There are seven different genus in the family taxonomy as rabbits, including the European rabbit , Cottontail rabbit , and the Amami rabbit ....
    .
  • Vic: About this time of the night, I like to slip a petri dish
    Petri dish

    A Petri dish is a shallow glass or plastic cylindrical lidded dish that microbiologists use to microbiological culture cell s. It was named after Germany bacteriologist Julius Richard Petri, who invented it when working as an assistant to Robert Koch....
     under a squirrel
    Squirrel

    File:Eichh?rnchen D?sseldorf Hofgarten edit.jpgA squirrel is one of many small or medium-sized rodents in the family Sciuridae. In the English language-speaking world, squirrel commonly refers to members of this family's genus Sciurus and Tamiasciurus, which are tree squirrels with large bushy tails, indigenous to Asia, the America...
    .
  • Vic: About this time of the evening, I like to pour some Golden Grahams
    Golden Grahams

    Golden Grahams is a brand of breakfast cereal owned by General Mills. It consists of small toasted square shaped cereal pieces made of whole wheat and maize....
     onto a shrimp
    Shrimp

    Shrimp are swimming, Decapoda crustaceans classified in the infraorder Caridea, found widely around the world in both fresh water and seawater. Adult shrimp are Filter feeder benthic animals living close to the bottom....
    's eye
    Eye

    Eyes are Organ that detect light, and send signals along the optic nerve to the visual system and other areas of the brain. Complex optical systems with resolving power have come in ten fundamentally different forms, and 96% of animal species possess a complex optical system....
    .
  • Vic: About this time of the evening, I like to paint
    Paint

    Paint is any liquid, liquifiable, or mastic composition which after application to a Substrate in a thin layer is converted to an opaque solid film....
     quite a high fox
    Fox

    A fox is an animal belonging to any one of about 27 species of small to medium-sized Canidae, characterized by possessing a long, narrow snout, and a bushy tail, or brush....
    .
  • Vic: About this time of the night, I like to slip a plum
    Plum

    A plum or gage is a drupe tree in the genus Prunus, subgenus Prunus. The subgenus is distinguished from other subgenera in the shoots having a terminal bud and the side buds solitary , the flowers being grouped 1-5 together on short stems, and the fruit having a groove running down one side, and a smooth stone....
     under a viper
    Viper

    Viper and similar may refer to:...
    .
  • Vic: About this time of the night, I like to pour Polyfilla over my Hampshire
    Hampshire

    Hampshire , sometimes historically Southamptonshire, Hamptonshire, , or the County of Southampton, is a Counties of England on the south coast of England....
     home
    Home

    A home is a place of residence or refuge. It is usually a place in which an individual or a family can rest and be able to store personal property....
    .


  • The Aromatherapists: Smell to get well...


  • The Stotts: Stop startin' man, start stoppin', stop startin'!


  • The Stotts: Oh (Davey, Doug), man, I'm startled!


  • The Stotts: Marzipan
    Marzipan

    Marzipan is a confectionery consisting primarily of sugar and almond meal.It derives its characteristic flavor from bitter almonds, which constitute 4% to 6% of the total almond content by weight....
    's a private matter!


  • Mr. Dennis: I don't stock Curly Wurlies as they are far too elaborate...


  • Mr. Dennis: That got me quite riled!


  • Tinker's Rucksack: But it's not all rambling...!


  • Lister: You're dealing with Lister!
  • Lister: It's a quality act, Reeves, you workshy fop!
  • Lister: (Reference to) lawyer
    Lawyer

    A lawyer, according to Black's Law Dictionary, is "a person learned in the law; as an Attorney at law, counsel or solicitor; a person licensed to practice fraud." Law is the system of rules of conduct established by the sovereign government of a society to correct wrongs, maintain stability, and deliver justice....
    s, doctors
    Physician

    A physician, medical practitioner, doctor of medicine, or medical doctor practices medicine, and is concerned with maintaining or restoring human health through the study, diagnosis, and treatment of disease and injury....
    , dentists
    Dentistry

    Dentistry is the known evaluation, diagnosis, prevention, and treatment of diseases, disorders and conditions of the mouth, maxillofacial area and the adjacent and associated structures and their impact on the human body....
    , stevedore
    Stevedore

    The words stevedore, docker, dock labourer and longshoreman can have various waterfront-related meanings concerning loading and unloading ships, according to place and country....
    s and architect
    Architect

    An architect is trained and licenced in planning and designing buildings, and participates in supervising the construction of a building. Etymologically, architect derives from the Latin architectus, itself derived from the Greek arkhitekton , i.e....
    s.


  • Vic: I'm right naïve
    Naïve

    Na?ve may refer to:* a French loanword indicating having or showing a lack of experience, understanding or sophistication* Na?ve art, art created by untrained artists, or artists aspiring to na?ve realisations...
     me, but happy...


  • Vic: You would not BELIEVE what's going on backstage...


  • Vic: Look at the size of that sausage
    Sausage

    A sausage is a prepared food, usually made from ground meat, animal fat, salt, and spices , typically packed in a casing . Sausage making is a traditional food preservation technique....
    !


  • Vic: Only joking... or am I?


  • Bob: Ooh, Vic I've fallen.


  • Greg Mitchell: Oh no!! My wife
    Wife

    A wife is a female spouse, or participant in a marriage....
    's gonna kill me!


Big Night Out Reunion Gig


A one-off reunion show of the Big Night Out was performed at the old Raymond Revuebar, now the Too2Much club, in London
London

London is the capital of both England and the United Kingdom, and the most populous municipality in the European Union. An important settlement for two millennia, History of London goes back to its founding by the Roman Empire....
. It was filmed by Channel X, although there has been no news of what will happen to this recording. There is no sign that this will lead to a fully-fledged reunion tour though if it is a success then that may change. Vic has mentioned that he would like to do more live work, and that the return of the Big Night Out live is not out of the question.

The DVD Release

When Big Night Out made it to DVD
DVD

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 in 2005, many audience
Audience

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s were disappointed to find edits made just to remove the advert break boards. Along with these edits, was also a missing episode. The New Year
New Year

The New Year is an event that happens when a culture celebrates the end of one year and the beginning of the next year. Cultures that measure yearly calendars all have New Year celebrations....
 special from 1991 was missing when the DVD claimed that it was the complete programme. The video
Video

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s originally released in 1990 & 1991 were given the rating of PG by the BBFC but the new DVD release of series 1 & 2 were given the rating of "12" by the BBFC. Channel 4 made a mistake on the cover art of the DVD which displays "15" as the certificate.

Additional: As a result of the edits, some of the gags
Visual gag

In comedy, a visual gag or sight gag is anything which conveys its humor visually, often without words being used at all.There are numerous examples in cinema history of directors who based most of the humour in their films on visual gags, even to the point of using no or minimal dialogue....
 that straddled the commercial break
Commercial break

Commercial break is a period of time when a television station interrupts a programme to broadcast television commercial.In the United States, most half-hour television shows accommodate 8 minutes of commercial break, while full-hour shows usually accommodate 16-18 minutes of commercial break....
s are missing. Examples. In Episode 1 Series 1, Vic announces that he's going to have a pint
Pint

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 before the break, and pours one at his desk. After the break, his desk
Desk

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 is full of empty pint glasses
Pint glass

A pint glass is a drinking vessel made to hold either a United Kingdom pint of 20 fluid ounces or an United States pint of 16 fluid ounces. These glasses are used overwhelmingly to serve beer....
, and he's drunk
Drunkenness

Drunkenness or inebriation is the state of being intoxicated by consumption of alcoholic beverages to a degree that mental and physical faculties are noticeably impaired and/or skewed....
. He then goes off to have a Jimmy
Piss

Piss is slang for urine or urinate.Piss may also refer to:* Piss!, an album by the band Slank* Piss Christ, a photograph by Andres Serrano...
. Later in the same series, judgement on the Novelty
Novelty

Novelty is the quality of being new. Although it may be said to have an objective dimension it essentially exists in the subjective perceptions of individuals....
 Island
Island

An island or isle is any piece of land that is surrounded by water. Very small islands such as emergent land features on atolls are called islets....
 acts is concealed in a giant kebab
Kebab

Kebab refers to a variety of meat dishes in Middle Eastern cuisine, Mediterranean cuisine, Cuisine of Africa, Central Asian cuisine, and South Asian cuisine cuisines, consisting of Grilling or broiled meats on a skewer or stick....
, which is consumed over the ad break. When the show returns the winner is announced. In the edited version, it cuts from the Island to the kebab which has mysteriously appeared on Vic's desk
Desk

A desk is a furniture form and a class of table often used in a work or office setting for reading or writing on or using a computer. Desks often have one or more Drawer s to store office supplies and papers....
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