This article is about the spoof punk band. For information about pistols that shoot water see Squirt gun.

The Water Pistols were a rock band

Rock Band

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 whose one novelty record released in 1976 spoofs

Parody

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 the then-current punk rock

Punk rock

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 movement. It has sometimes been claimed that the singer was actually British

United Kingdom

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 comedian

Comedian

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 Charlie Drake

Charlie Drake

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, but this appears to be due to confusion with his record Super Punk (also 1976).

Both songs on the record are based on the satirical

Satire

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 notion that all punk bands are talentless and juvenile.

The A side, "Gimme That Punk Junk" is loosely based on "I'm a Loser" by The Beatles

The Beatles

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. It begins, "I can handle the blues

Blues

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, the reggae

Reggae

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 and funk

Funk

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...I'm totally bewildered by this rotten punk junk". It also includes the lyrics: "I'm a boozer/I'm a cruiser/Anarchist

Anarchism

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/Anarchist/An' I kissed/A couple of local girls", and "I've learnt two chords an' I sing out of tune/If punk rock lasts I will make a fortune".

The B side, "Soft Punk", begins: "One...two...cut your head off!" and contains frequent references to the punk singer Dick Capitate's desire to do so

Decapitation

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. The song ends with a spoof news

News

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 report confirming that he has cut off his head at the Rutland

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 Open Air Punk Festival, in front of an audience of lemming

Lemming

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s and his immediate relatives.