The Burkiss Way
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The Burkiss Way was a BBC Radio 4
BBC Radio 4
BBC Radio 4 is a British domestic radio station, operated and owned by the BBC, that broadcasts a wide variety of spoken-word programmes, including news, drama, comedy, science and history. It replaced the BBC Home Service in 1967. The station controller is currently Gwyneth Williams, and the...

 sketch comedy
Comedy
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 series broadcast from August 1976 to November 1980. It was written by Andrew Marshall
Andrew Marshall (writer)
Andrew Marshall is an English comedy screenwriter, most noted for the domestic sitcom 2point4 children. He was also the inspiration for Marvin the Paranoid Android in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...

 and David Renwick
David Renwick
David Peter Renwick is an English television writer, best known for creation of the sitcom One Foot in the Grave and the mystery series Jonathan Creek....

, with additional material in early episodes by John Mason, Colin Bostock-Smith, Douglas Adams
Douglas Adams
Douglas Noel Adams was an English writer and dramatist. He is best known as the author of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which started life in 1978 as a BBC radio comedy before developing into a "trilogy" of five books that sold over 15 million copies in his lifetime, a television...

, John Lloyd
John Lloyd (writer)
John Hardress Wilfred Lloyd CBE is a British comedy writer and television producer. He is the great nephew of John Hardress Lloyd.-Early life and career:...

 and others. The show starred Denise Coffey
Denise Coffey
Denise Coffey is an English actress, director, and playwright.After training at the Glasgow College of Dramatic Art, Coffey began a career in repertory at the Gateway Theatre in Edinburgh, then moved to the Palladium Theatre there...

 (series 1), Jo Kendall
Jo Kendall
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 (series 2 onward), Chris Emmett
Chris Emmett
Chris Emmett is a British actor and comedian best known for his work in the late 1970s on the BBC Radio 4 comedy The Burkiss Way. He was a regular on various series starring Roy Hudd, including The News Huddlines, The Newly Discovered Casebook of Sherlock Holmes, Huddwinks and Crowned Hudds...

, Nigel Rees
Nigel Rees
Nigel Rees is an English author and presenter, best known for devising and hosting the Radio 4 long running panel game Quote.....

 and Fred Harris
Fred Harris (presenter)
Fred Harris is a British comedian and children's television presenter. Formerly a school teacher, he began his television career as a presenter of the BBC children's programme Play School, on which he appeared regularly between 1973 and 1988...

. The series had three producers, announced as "Simon Brett
Simon Brett
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 of Stepney
Stepney
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", "John Lloyd
John Lloyd (writer)
John Hardress Wilfred Lloyd CBE is a British comedy writer and television producer. He is the great nephew of John Hardress Lloyd.-Early life and career:...

 of Europe
Europe
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", and "David 'Hatch of the BBC' Hatch
David Hatch
Sir David Hatch was involved in production and management at BBC Radio, where he held many executive positions, including Head of Light Entertainment , Controller of BBC Radio 2 and BBC Radio 4 and later Managing Director of BBC Radio.- Education :He attended St John's School, Leatherhead and...

".

The series had its roots in two half-hour sketch shows entitled Half-Open University which Marshall and Renwick had written with Mason for Radio 3
BBC Radio 3
BBC Radio 3 is a national radio station operated by the BBC within the United Kingdom. Its output centres on classical music and opera, but jazz, world music, drama, culture and the arts also feature. The station is the world’s most significant commissioner of new music, and its New Generation...

 as a parody of Open University
Open University
The Open University is a distance learning and research university founded by Royal Charter in the United Kingdom...

 programmes. The first, broadcast on 25 August 1975, spoofed science
Science
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, the second, on 1 December 1975, history
History
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.

In a similar vein, The Burkiss Way was based on fictional correspondence courses by "Professor Emil Burkiss" entitled The Burkiss way to Dynamic Living, and each episode or "lesson" had a number and a title based on one of the course's subjects: "Lesson 1: Peel Bananas the Burkiss Way", "Lesson 2: Pass Examinations the Burkiss Way", and so on. Although the numbers and titles were maintained throughout the run, a rapid change of style early in the second series saw the radio correspondence course become a hook rather than a narrative device, and it was mentioned only in passing. From here on the programme continued in a more obvious sketch format, though it was to use increasingly Pythonesque
Monty Python
Monty Python was a British surreal comedy group who created their influential Monty Python's Flying Circus, a British television comedy sketch show that first aired on the BBC on 5 October 1969. Forty-five episodes were made over four series...

 devices including surreal, stream-of-consciousness
Stream of consciousness
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 linking, back-referencing and aggregation. Like the Pythons before them, the writers lampooned and tinkered with the medium on which the show was broadcast. Radio 4's continuity style was spoofed. Many later episodes had false endings, sometimes disguised as genuine continuity announcements. The opening and closing credits
Closing credits
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 might be anywhere within the show. One show ran backwards from the closing to the opening credits, while another was allegedly dropped, broken and glued together with a tube of BBC coffee, resulting in a disjointed running order with many sketches beginning and ending in mid-sentence.

The show's humour was based on surrealism
Surrealism
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 and literary and media parodies
Parody
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, sprinkled with puns.

In the first series Chris Emmett made several appearances as a dirty old man; in episode 2, his character became Prime Minister
Prime minister
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 thanks to the Burkiss Way. From series 2 this voice became "Eric Pode of Croydon
Croydon
Croydon is a town in South London, England, located within the London Borough of Croydon to which it gives its name. It is situated south of Charing Cross...

", one of the show's few recurring characters and the only one not a parody of a real person. He is a man with unsavoury habits, inspired by Round the Horne
Round the Horne
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's
"J. Peasemold Gruntfuttock"
Kenneth Williams
Kenneth Charles Williams was an English comic actor and comedian. He was one of the main ensemble in 26 of the Carry On films, and appeared in numerous British television shows, and radio comedies with Tony Hancock and Kenneth Horne.-Life and career:Kenneth Charles Williams was born on 22 February...

. Each week he is interviewed by Fred Harris's character, who calls him Mister Croydon, is disgusted by his habits and puns, and always remarks, "isn't he a panic". This was one of the show's two catchphrases, the other being "there will now be a short intermission". There was usually a series of linked sketches through each episode, the intermission sketches providing a break.

The fact that Douglas Adams had written for the show did not prevent his becoming a target for satire. He was parodied as Mister Different Adams whose catchphrase is "I see comedy as a kind of..." Adams's The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a science fiction comedy series created by Douglas Adams. Originally a radio comedy broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in 1978, it was later adapted to other formats, and over several years it gradually became an international multi-media phenomenon...

was also a target; the 1979 Christmas show (Eric Pode of Croydon's Easter Special) closes with Peter Jones
Peter Jones (actor)
Peter Jones was an English actor, screenwriter and broadcaster.-Early life and career:Jones was born in Wem, Shropshire and he was educated at the Wem Grammar School and Ellesmere College. He made his first appearance as an actor in Wolverhampton at the age of 16 and then appeared in repertory...

 as his HHGTTG character, The Book, attempting to vilify BBC Radio 4
BBC Radio 4
BBC Radio 4 is a British domestic radio station, operated and owned by the BBC, that broadcasts a wide variety of spoken-word programmes, including news, drama, comedy, science and history. It replaced the BBC Home Service in 1967. The station controller is currently Gwyneth Williams, and the...

 for broadcasting The Burkiss Way, but in typical fashion he is cut off in mid-sentence.

As time went on the show became increasingly surreal, and in several sketches the writers seemed to see how many strange ideas they could cram into a sketch. For example, one later episode contains a sketch about an amoeba employed by the Department of Civil Service Staff Recruitment and Fisheries as a token Desmond Dekker and the Aces
Desmond Dekker
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 but who keeps reproducing asexually
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 by mitosis
Mitosis
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 while singing a Lee Dorsey
Lee Dorsey
Lee Dorsey was an African American pop/R&B singer during the 1960s. Much of his work was produced by Allen Toussaint with instrumental backing provided by the Meters.-Career:...

 song.

The Burkiss Way ran to 47 episodes in six series, but the episode and series numbering are derailed by "Lesson 31" and "Lesson 32", which are a single episode masquerading as two half-episodes, the first of which ends series 3 and the second of which begins series 4. There are two "Lesson 39"s, both entitled "Repeat Yourself the Burkiss Way", which have identical beginnings. The consequence is that "Lesson 33" through the first "Lesson 39" have lesson numbers that are one greater than the cumulative number; from the second "Lesson 39" onward the correct numbering is restored.

A sketch in Lesson 28 featuring unsubtle references to newscaster Reginald Bosanquet
Reginald Bosanquet
Reginald Bosanquet was a British journalist, best known for presenting ITN news in the 1970s.-Early life:He was the son of the cricketer Bernard Bosanquet, inventor of the "googly" and a cousin of the public relations executive Christopher Bosanquet...

's alcoholism
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 was cut following the first broadcast and was never reinstated.

The last episode was cut short by 6 minutes on its first repeat transmission, on the instructions of the controller of BBC Radio 4. The missing material lampooned the grovelling approach of Radio 4 to the Queen Mother's 80th birthday celebrations. Repeats on BBC7 are still censored, although a restored version was broadcast in Celebrate The Burkiss Way on BBC7 on Saturday, 4 April 2009.

The show gained a cult following and has several rerun
Rerun
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s on BBC 7
BBC 7
BBC Radio 4 Extra, formerly known as BBC 7 and BBC Radio 7, is a British digital radio station broadcasting comedy, drama, and children's programming nationally 24 hours a day. It is the principal broadcasting outlet for the BBC's archive of spoken-word entertainment...

. Listeners complained about some omissions, which may indicate that episodes have been lost or wiped – notably Lesson 6 – and some episodes have been broadcast in mono, suggesting the original stereo masters were wiped. Off-air recordings of the entire run survive in collectors' hands. (Lesson 6 is unique in being only 15 minutes).

A book, Bestseller! The Life and Death of Eric Pode of Croydon, was published by Allen & Unwin in 1981, loosely based on sketches from the series.

A BBC Radio Collection in 1994 contained excerpts rather than complete episodes .

Episode list

SeriesLessonTitle1 1 Peel Bananas the Burkiss Way 27 August 1976
2 Pass Examinations the Burkiss Way 3 September 1976
3 Escape from Prison the Burkiss Way
also known as "The Burkiss Special
The Burke Special
The Burke Specials were a TV series broadcast on BBC1 from 1972 to 1976.They starred James Burke and were broadcast in the United Kingdom on BBC1.-Series Two:8 March 1973 to 19 April 1973 at 8.30 pm to 9 pm on BBC1...

 with James Burkiss
James Burke (science historian)
James Burke is a British broadcaster, science historian, author and television producer known amongst other things for his documentary television series Connections and its more philosophical oriented companion production, The Day the Universe Changed , focusing on the history of science and...

"
10 September 1976
4 Solve Murders the Burkiss Way 17 September 1976
5 Keep Unfit the Burkiss Way 24 September 1976
6 Win Awards the Burkiss Way 1 October 1976
2 7 Influence Friends and Win People
How to Win Friends and Influence People
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 the Burkiss Way
15 December 1976
8 Plan Christmas Schedules the Burkiss Way 22 December 1976
9 Gain Spiritual Fulfilment the Burkiss Way 29 December 1976
10 Govern Britain the Burkiss Way 5 January 1977
11 Journey into the Unknown
Journey to the Unknown
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 the Burkiss Way
12 January 1977
12 Make Short Comedy Programmes the Burkiss Way 19 January 1977
13 Commemorate Jubilee
Silver Jubilee of Elizabeth II
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s the Burkiss Way
26 January 1977
14 Do You Know What the Burkiss Way 2 February 1977
15 Skive From School the Burkiss Way 9 February 1977
16 Get Off With Life
Life imprisonment
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 the Burkiss Way
16 February 1977
17 This Is Your Life
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 the Burkiss Way
23 February 1977
18 Become a Rock Star the Burkiss Way 2 March 1977
19 Replace the Burkiss Way 9 March 1977
3 20 Discover Gravity the Burkiss Way 15 November 1977
21 Get Cut Off the Bur... 22 November 1977
22 Succeed in Business the Burkiss Way 29 November 1977
23 Son of the Burkiss Way 6 December 1977
24 One Hour to the Burkiss Way 13 December 1977
25 Not to be Opened Until Christmas the Burkiss Way 20 December 1977
26 First Prize the Burkiss Way 27 December 1977
27 Around the World
Around the World in Eighty Days
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 the Burkiss Way
3 January 1978
28 Ignore These Programme Titles the Burkiss Way 10 January 1978
29 Complain About the Burkiss Way 17 January 1978
30 Not the Burkiss Way 24 January 1978
31 Bruce
Bruce Forsyth
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's Choice
31 January 1978
4 32 Start New Series the Burkiss Way
33 The Last Burkiss Way 7 February 1978
34 The Next to Last Burkiss Way 14 February 1978
5 35 Remember the Burkiss Way 2 April 1979
36 Rise from the Grave the Burkiss Way 9 April 1979
37 Is Britain Going the Burkiss Way? (part 1) 16 April 1979
38 Is Britain Going the Burkiss Way? (part 2) 23 April 1979
39 Repeat Yourself the Burkiss Way 30 April 1979
39 Repeat Yourself the Burkiss Way 7 May 1979
40 Avoid Like the Plague the Burkiss Way 14 May 1979
Special 41 Eric Pode of Croydon's Easter Special 26 December 1979
6 42 The Man From
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
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 the Burkiss Way
11 October 1980
43 Sack the Burkiss Way 18 October 1980
44 Love Big Brother the Burkiss Way 25 October 1980
45 Write extremely long titles with lots and lots of words in, like this, so that the Radio Times
Radio Times
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will have to allot more space than the measly half a centimetre of billing space we usually get and at least it'll look a bit more prominent on the page, although still nowhere near the 50 column inches they give to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (radio series)
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a science fiction comedy radio series written by Douglas Adams . It was originally broadcast in the United Kingdom by BBC Radio 4 in 1978, and afterwards on global short wave radio on the BBC World Service, National Public Radio in the U.S. and CBC Radio in...

the Burkiss Way
also known as "Write Extremely Long Titles the Burkiss Way"
1 November 1980
46 Settle Out Of Court the Burkiss Way 8 November 1980
47 Wave Goodbye to CBE
CBE
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s the Burkiss Way
15 November 1980


Lessons 31 and 32 were 15-minute episodes transmitted one immediately after the other.

The two lessons numbered 39 were different, but started exactly the same way.

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