Tiny Toon Adventures Quotations

Quotes from Tiny Toon Adventures, a show that led to Animaniacs.

Buster: I'm Buster Bunny!

Babs: And I'm Babs Bunny!

Buster & Babs: No relation.

Buster: (after being created) Say, how about drawing me a best friend? A buddy, a com padre? Someone I can talk to rabbit to rabbit. [The artist paints in Babs] A girl??!!!

Babs: Welcome to the 90's.

Buster: I made a list of everything we need for a hit TV show.

Babs: Let's do Tiny Toons instead.

Babs: Do you like my ears better up or down?

Buster: Do your ears look better dry or wet?

Babs: MAKE IT STOP!!! MAKE IT STOOOOPPP!!!!!!

Shirley the Loon: Ohm, what a loon I am... Ohm, what a loon I am...

Fifi Le Fume: Zere are many fish een ze sea, but you are zee only one for me!

Babs: I just can't help myself!

Buster: I can't marry all three of your daughters; that's bigamy!

Big Daddy Boo: No, that's big o' ME!

Babs: So let's give 'em the magic chant!

Buster:There once was a girl from Nantucket...

Babs: Not that chant

Shirley: Like, try our wiki-waki punch! It's served in the shell of a once living coconut that is now dead! You murderers.

Buster: We try to have a vacation and we end up having a guilt trip.

Fifi Le Fume: Le sob! Le really big sob! Le boo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

[On a dating show]

Elmyra: Bachelor number two. We're at an expensive restaurant, and you find you've forgotten your wallet. Who was the twelfth president of the United States?

Babs: I didn't think you missed me.

Buster: I did. I'm nothing without you. You're my better half.

Babs: Yeah, but my better half is nothing without your half.

Buster: Did you really mean all that stuff about your better half?

Babs: Let me show ya.

[Babs goes to kiss Buster on the lips but catches a glimpse at the audience.]

Babs: Sorry, kids, this is private.

[Babs pulls down a black screen over the screen and we can hear them kissing.]

Plucky: Say, Shirl, give you any ideas?

[Plucky is kicked through the black screen.]

Plucky: Feel free to change the channel.

Plucky: Don't try this at home, kids. This should be done only by trained, professional idiots.

Buster: Take away your props and costumes; what would you be?

Babs: Naked.

Daffy Duck: [to Bugs Bunny] This is your revenge for all those Rabbit Season signs I put up every year, isn't it? Sadist!

Babs: So you're a detective. A shamus. A sleuth. A P.I. A peeper.

Buster: And you must be a thesaurus.

Buster: Guys, when dealing with a date's parent, small talk is unavoidable. Rule #9: Pick a topic you're comfortable with! [to Babs' dad] Gee, sir, you must displace a great deal of water when submerged!

Babs: Possums.

Buster: Gators.

Babs: Dinner theatre.

Buster: Main course.

Babs: Options?

Buster: One.

Babs: Bolt?

Buster: Bingo.

Babs: Ready?

Both: NOW!

[Babs is mocking the other toons]

Fifi LaFume: (giggling) Do someone else!

Babs: Hmmm... (as Fifi) Bonjour, my leettle cheese brioche of love. I hold all my men smellbound.

Fifi LaFume: (angry) I am not like zat at all!

Babs: Le sigh, my boyfriends have stood me up more times zan ze French National Anthem.

Buster: Over here, Barbara Ann Bunny!

Babs: Don't call me that!

[Babs seduces Buster]

Babs: Why, Buster Bunny, are you falling for me?

Buster: You might say that!

[they go over a waterfall]

Buster: I got ya! I got ya!

Babs: But who's got you?

[Superman flies in and saves them]

Superman: I do, kids!

Buster: Hey, pal, this is our story!

Babs: Yeah, get your own video!

Superman: It's your call.

[Superman lets them go]

Fifi Le Fume: Oh, my totally awesome beau, you are like ripe brie in my arms!

Fifi Le Fume: Alone again! Poor, poor Fifi! No one loves you! Le boo! Le hoo! Le boo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Buster: Y'know, Babsie, in this moonlight, you look just like Morey Amsterdam.

Babs: MOREY AMSTERDAM?!!

Plucky: [being dragged by a bus] I'd better stop this. I might get to like it.

Babs: Pandemonium doesn't reign around here... it pours.

Plucky: [gets hit by an anvil] Ah... That actually felt... good...

Babs: I'm tiny, not toony. I am a human gooney.

Buster: Uh oh, there's a hole in the plot!

Babs: Big enough to run a mack truck through!

[they stare at Sneezer]

Sneezer: Hey, it's not my fault! (giggles)

Babs: [is lost in New York] They'll make a TV movie out of this starring Eve Plumb! 'Babs: Portrait of a Teenage Toon'!

Buster: Thanks, I owe you one.

Babs: Oh, are we gonna start counting now?

Montana Max: You can't do this to me! I'm rich! I'm important! I'm a Republican!

Babs: Happy Independance Day!

Buster: And as Ben Franklin once said, let's bolt.

Fifi Le Fume: Zis grape juice has a full body, no?

Babs: What do you know about Honey?

Hamton: Uh... it's sweet, and Winnie the Pooh has a problem with it...

Plucky: [as BatDuck] I feel pretty.

Fifi Le Fume: Leettle boys are such children!

[Buster comes to Thirteensomething to end an "endlessly endless family secret"]

Edward: This is great!

Producer: You are so lost.

Edward: No, dear, you are lost.

Producer: [with hearts in her eyes] Oh, Edward, kiss me!

[she wrestles him for a kiss]

Edward: AAAAAH!

Babs: [after seeing Montana Max cut rabbit actors down with a chainsaw] Oh that's sick!

Buster: Boo! Get it off.

Montana Max: Hey what are you doing? Put me down! This will be a Christmas classic! [after being thrown out of the theater] THIS IS CENSORSHIP! I'LL SUE!

Gotcha: [after the octopi chant Yo-ho-ho. Yo!] Must they yo-ho-ho so much?

Octavius: Would you rather they sang the score of Annie?

Gotcha: Carry on.

Fifi Le Fume: Eet eezn't over till zee fat lady sings!

Roseanne Barr: O'er the land of the free, and the home of the brave!

[Roseanne falls from the balcony and lands on Fifi]

Fifi Le Fume: Monsieur director Plucky, someone has parked in your very private parking space!

Plucky: Who?! How dare, who?! Nobody parks in my space! Nobody!

Fifi Le Fume: Crepe suzette! Bugs Bunny eez doing Buster's dance!

Shirley the Loon: Like, I had no idea Buster was so totally cool!

Big Daddy Boo: Well, skin me alive and call me luggage!

Elmyra Duff: Kiss yourself! Kiss yourself! Kiss yourself!

Plucky: [reclining on the beach while Hamton builds a makeshift boat] Ahh, Mango juice. [the ship's mast falls on Plucky]

Buster: See, Babs? I told you music was the universal language!

Babs: And here, I thought it was Esperanto!

Buster: I hate flying! I hate flying! I hate flying!

Babs: So you never learned to dance, huh?

Buster: What can I say? I'm a trendsetter!

Fifi Le Fume: Sacre pew! Can you do something with my hair?

Fowlmouth: [at the movie concession stand] Goobers or Raisinets... Goobers or Raisinets... Ain't that the eternal question. [gets thrown away by the impatient man at the counter] Guess I'll never know the eternal answer!

[after Johnny Pew gives Fifi's photo of him away to Bimbette]
Fifi Le Fume: Zat was my photograph! I cannot believe you!

Johnny Pew: Yeah, well, I am pretty unbelievable.

Fifi Le Fume: You are nothing but a selfish, worthless waste of skunk! You, monsieur Pew, STINK!

Fifi Le Fume: If looks could kill, you would not be feeling so well, eh?

Elmyra Duff: Why, Monty, what's the matter?

Montana Max: You're what's the matter! You're a complete waste of space! You have a personality that rivals spore mold! On the evolutionary chart, you rank someplace between head cheese and toaster ovens! You're a cruise to nowhere! A null! A void! A zero!

Elmyra Duff: Just what are trying to say?

Montana Max: ARRRRGH! I DON'T LIKE YOU! READ MY LIPS: I DON'T LIKE YOU!!!!

Big Boo: [about Buster] Look, he's got no pants!

Babs: I always get what I want, even if I don't really want it.

Montana Max: Y'know, you're really not like a toaster oven, more like a microwave; and I'm sorry I called you spore mold, and maybe if no one was around, I'd consider dancing with you.

Elmyra Duff: Friend?

Montana Max: Yeah, okay, I guess.

Elmyra Duff: Oh, Monty-wonty, I knew it! I knew it! You do love me! Let's cut a rug, buggie!

Montana Max: Me and my big mouth!

Fifi Le Fume: Hmph! I think ze whole idea of proms and dates eez a lot of sexist, outdated, how-you-say, hooey!

Hamton J. Pig: Gosh, that's too bad, Fifi. I was kinda hoping you'd be my date. Oh, well.

Fifi Le Fume: Bless you, mon petite bacon of pig! I thought no one would ask me!

Elmyra Duff: I love cats, I love kitties, squeeze 'em into itty-bitties!

Babs: Oh, Buster, I never got a chance to tell you...

Buster: Shh! I feel the same way.

Fifi Le Fume: Le boo! Le boo hoo! Le boo hoo hoo! I will never get his autograph!

Furrball: (crying) No! Poor little Sweetie! Gone! Gone forever! It's not fair! I wanted to eat her!

Elmyra Duff: I lose more kitties that way!

Plucky: Only Warner Bros. would throw a luau inside a volcano.

Babs: Something's on my foot. AAAAAAH! IT'S THE CREEPING UNKNOWN! IT'S NOT OF THIS EARTH! Buster, you gotta save my foot. It's my lucky rabbit's foot!

Buster: It's Byron!

Babs: Who knew.

(Fowlmouth gets "thrown" into "Skunknophobia")

Horatio: What do you mean by talking through the movie?!

Fowlmouth: AAH!!

Actress: (enters) At this rate, we'll never get to my scene!

Fowlmouth: Then the crowd should thank me! You no-talent, dadgum excuse for a dadgum actress!

Dizzy Devil: In summer, Dizzy shed. If Dizzy spin, Dizzy be naked.

Shirley the Loon: Mondo distress signal! Buster and Babs are, like, in peril! I'd rescue them if I didn't have this summer job.

Fifi Le Fume: Dear diary, I am so happy! I think I may boo hoo!

[Arnold and his date, Arnolga, dance]

Buster: Now, there goes a cute couple.

Plucky: Yeah, but a couple of what?

Fifi:I would die for you!

Johnny Pew: I know, but that won't be necessary. You can just carry my stuff.

[in a Frankenstein parody]

Elmyra: My ultimate petsie-wetsie is almost complete! All that's missing is... the brain! Dizzygor! Give me the brain!

[Dizzy opens a jar and deposits Brain from Pinky and the Brain in Elmyra's hand]

Brain: The obvious nature of this pondering belittles us all.

Elmyra: Ooooooh! I'll play with you later!

[Buster and Babs are trying to get past Ralph the studio guard]

Buster: This guy must've never seen a cartoon in his life!

Babs: Either that, or he has a pathological hatred for rabbits.

[A limousine drives by, knocking the bunnies aside, and comes to a stop. Ralph stands by a window that opens to reveal Jessica Rabbit's leg.]

Ralph: Dah, morning, Roger.

Roger Rabbit: Yes, p-p-pleasant, isn't it?

Plucky: [directing the episode "Kon Ducki"] Action!

Hamton: Aaaah, mango fruit! [The mast falls on him]

Plucky: CUT cut cut cut cut cut, cut cut! Not fruit, JUICE! Mango juice! Let's do it again! Action!

Hamton: Aaaah, mango drink! [The mast falls on him]

Plucky: Juice! Mango juice!

Hamton: Aaaah, mango liquid refreshment! [The mast falls on him] Aaaah, mango wango! [The mast falls on him] I'll take Charlie Weaver to block. [The mast knocks him out of the chair]

Plucky: You imbecile! You call yourself an actor!? Gimmie that! [sits in the chair] You open the bottle and say, "Aaaah, mango juice!" [The mast falls on him] Print that.

[Babs dresses herself to look like Plucky.]

Plucky: Who do you think you are?!

Babs: My name is Plucky Duck.

Plucky: My name is Plucky Duck!

Shirley: Déjà vu! It's to tell the truth!

Babs: I'm Plucky Duck!

Plucky: I'm Plucky Duck!

Babs: No, I am, and I'm a silly green duck with an ego the size of Cleveland!

Plucky: I'm the silly green duck with the ego the size of Cleveland!

Babs: You're right!

[From Buster And Babs Go Hawaiian, as the two try to rent a car and learn, to their horror, the clerk is Elmyra]

Elmyra: Wait! Come back! I have so much love to give and SO MANY CARS TO RENT!!

[From a Kids' WB! promo cross-advertising with Histeria!]

Announcer: Throughout our history, we have been witnessed to such great pairings as Bugs and Daffy, Batman and Superman. Now comes the greatest pairing of them all - Father Time and Plucky Duck!

Plucky: Don't look at me, I just work here.

God: So Harvey, this is where we came in. Any questions?

Harvey: Uh, yeah. Uh, how come he's, he's not wearing any pants?

God: Harvey! Oh no! It's worse then I thought. Buster's about to throw himself out of the picture.

Harvey: Uh-oh.

Harvey: Thinking about throwing yourself out of the picture, eh?

Buster: So what if I am? Who cares? I wish I was never on Tiny Toons.

Harvey: [harvey's ears zap] Ya got your wish. There's no Buster Bunny on Tiny Toons.

Buster: You're out of your mind. Warners would never let me off my contract. [Lightning suddenly strikes his contract]

Babs:That reminds me, I'm still mad at you. What were you whispering to her about anyway?

Sher:(Buster starts to speak, but then Sher cuts in) He wanted to know what to get you for Christmas.

Babs:Oh. [Chuckles nervously] So what she suggest, a tatoo?

Buster:No, this! [Plants a spectacular kiss on Babs, then twirls her back to her feet]

Babs:Oh. (Then melts in joy)