Sword of Destiny
Encyclopedia
"Sword of Destiny" is the 37th episode aired of TV comedy series Arrested Development.

Synopsis

Michael Bluth is stunned to discover that a contract his company was counting on is being cut back, and is on the phone trying to persuade the client to honor the original order when Lindsay marches in. She hangs up on the client and demands that Michael hire Tobias as his assistant so that Lindsay could get a break from Mrs. Featherbottom, Tobias’s singing British housekeeper alter ego
Alter ego
An alter ego is a second self, which is believe to be distinct from a person's normal or original personality. The term was coined in the early nineteenth century when dissociative identity disorder was first described by psychologists...

. When Tobias shows up, Michael’s current assistant Starla feels threatened, and spreads the news of the order cut-back throughout the office as retailiation.

Tobias takes the opportunity to step into his "ass-masking therapist pantsuit" and opines that Michael has a problem with relinquishing control, and as a result is going to make himself sick. As if to support Tobias's hypothesis, Michael doubles over in agony clutching his side. Lindsay recommends Michael try out an herbal store called Ancient Chinese Secret. At that very moment, G.O.B. is at Ancient Chinese Secret buying a tea to prevent premature ejaculation ("Tea for dong!") when he notices a sword on display. The proprietor describes it as the Sword of Destiny, an ancient weapon cursed with a turbulent history. G.O.B. buys the sword to use in his magic act, ignoring the Chinese man’s warning.

G.O.B. catches up with Michael wearing his new sword strapped to his belt, and almost immediately cuts himself. To get around the ban placed on him by the Magician’s Alliance, G.O.B. wants Michael to register at the Gothic Castle as a magician, and G.O.B will masquerade as his "lowly assistant." Michael claims he's too busy teaching his son how to drive, which involves George Michael observing his father as he drives and gives pointers.

Before taking his son out for their drive, Michael stops by the attic, where George Sr. is making a videotape with a towel wrapped around his head like a turban. George Sr. tells Michael he made the videotape after hearing about the reduced order, to reassure the employees that a real authority figure is still in charge. "My presence needs to be reinstated," George Sr. says, as we flashback
Flashback (narrative)
Flashback is an interjected scene that takes the narrative back in time from the current point the story has reached. Flashbacks are often used to recount events that happened before the story’s primary sequence of events or to fill in crucial backstory...

 to his failed attempt to plant Tobias inside the Bluth Company as a mole.

Michael, preparing George-Michael to watch him drive, once again feels pain in his side and finally decides to take his first sick day. At the hospital, Dr. Stein - the "best doctor in the county" - explains that he's going to have to remove Michael's appendix. When Lucille and Tobias claim they will be able to cover for Michael at the company, and Lindsay volunteers to teach George-Michael how to drive, Michael is not reassured. He also seems uneasy with Dr. Stein's plan to slow his heart, but says "He's the authority here, we need to respect him the same way the employees of the Bluth Company respect me."

Meanwhile, G.O.B. is trying to recruit Buster to play the part of a magician so that G.O.B. could perform as his assistant at the Gothic Castle. His plan is for Buster to ram the Sword of Destiny through G.O.B.’s belly, a feat of magic on a level with Tony Wonder, and guaranteed to get him reinstated back into the Magician's Alliance.

The next morning, both Tobias and Lindsay are violating Michael's orders: Tobias, heading a meeting at Bluth Co., shows the "inspirational" videotape George Sr. had made in the attic, while Lindsay puts George Michael behind the wheel of the stair car. Meanwhile, at the Gothic Castle, G.O.B. and Buster - outfitted with a mechanical Halloween hand - run into Tony Wonder, who does several flamboyant magic tricks before wishing them good luck on stage. However, the Sword of Destiny illusion goes wrong when G.O.B., brandishing the sword dramatically, accidentally slices off Buster’s fake hand. The hand, being a Halloween toy, wriggles around on the stage until G.O.B. jams it back on Buster’s stump. The impressed audience thinks this is the trick. Backstage, Tony Wonder compliments Buster on his convincing illusion and asks him and G.O.B. to perform on his next DVD.

Michael awakes from his appendectomy to learn that Lindsay had already taught George-Michael to drive. The bad news continues when Dr. Stein tells Michael that, as it turned out, his appendix wasn’t actually inflamed - and that a bacterial infection from the operation had given him an abscess on his abdominal wall. Dr. Stein recommends to "go in there, Dr. Stein-style, and cut it out." Michael, still wanting to prove a point about respecting authority, agrees to this despite Lucille’s protests. His family leaves and Michael is dozing off when a newsbreak comes on: Starla had turned in the tape George Sr. had made to the FBI, which contained a shot of Michael walking through the background of the attic. They had matched the design of the attic to one of Saddam
Saddam Hussein
Saddam Hussein Abd al-Majid al-Tikriti was the fifth President of Iraq, serving in this capacity from 16 July 1979 until 9 April 2003...

’s houses and assumed George and son were hiding out in Iraq
Iraq
Iraq ; officially the Republic of Iraq is a country in Western Asia spanning most of the northwestern end of the Zagros mountain range, the eastern part of the Syrian Desert and the northern part of the Arabian Desert....

.

Elsewhere, Buster and G.O.B. meet with Tony Wonder about the act they're doing for his DVD. When Tony Wonder tells Buster he doesn't need his assistant, G.O.B. angrily jumps up, rips off his mask, and proclaims that 'he' is the real magician and that the real Sword of Destiny trick hadn’t even been performed yet. Intrigued at the secret identity angle, Tony agrees to let them both perform at the show.

Michael awakes from his second surgery to hear "whoopsie" - Dr. Stein thinks he might have left his snippers inside Michael's body. Despite this bad news, after learning that Tobias had been handling things with the business, Michael pulls himself out of bed and rushes to the office, only to find "his worst fears had come true": the entire floor had been emptied. Michael is beating himself up over taking a sick day when the elevator opens on the next floor down, where the Bluth Company is setting up their new headquarters. An employee named Ted explains to Michael that they had leased out the expensive top floor to another company and were moving in one floor below, a move that would save the company enough money to stay afloat despite the order cutback. The employees were jubilant. Incidentally, Ted had proposed this exact strategy earlier, only to be rejected by Michael.

Back at the Gothic Castle, Buster and G.O.B. are again onstage. G.O.B. whispers to Buster to swap out the real sword for the fake one, then announces to the crowd that he is the real magician and Buster is only his assistant. Unfortunately, Buster hands G.O.B. the real sword, blade first, and slices off G.O.B.’s fingers. The audience (and Tony Wonder) think this is the trick and are very impressed.

And Michael comes to a decision. He is going to relinquish some control and - for starters - let George Michael drive home. But because George Michael had learned to drive on the stair car, which requires the driver to stomp the gas pedal to go anywhere, when he got behind the wheel of the family Mercedes-Benz
Mercedes-Benz
Mercedes-Benz is a German manufacturer of automobiles, buses, coaches, and trucks. Mercedes-Benz is a division of its parent company, Daimler AG...

 he guns it and hits his father, breaking Michael’s leg.

Dr. Stein takes this opportunity to shorten Michael's calf muscle (to theoretically increase his jumping ability) and reattaches G.O.B.'s fingers with the middle finger and index finger swapped. Michael finally asks for a new doctor.

Episode notes

  • This is one of the most debated episodes in the show's catalogue. Due the episode order cutback, there are a few continuity problems that arose in the last few episodes, and most occur in this episode.
  • This episode is notorious for its self-references and digs at Fox, most notably regarding the fact that Fox reduced the episode order for Season 2 from 22 to 18.

Cultural references

  • The phrase "Ancient Chinese secret" is used. It is a reference to a Calgon
    Calgon
    Calgon is a brand registered trademark of different corporations. The original product consisted of powdered sodium hexametaphosphate , which in water would complex with ambient calcium ion and certain other cations, preventing formation of unwanted salts and interference by those cations with the...

     laundry detergent commercial from the 1970s.
  • The entire plotline involving the Bluth company is a metaphor for Fox
    Fox Broadcasting Company
    Fox Broadcasting Company, commonly referred to as Fox Network or simply Fox , is an American commercial broadcasting television network owned by Fox Entertainment Group, part of Rupert Murdoch's News Corporation. Launched on October 9, 1986, Fox was the highest-rated broadcast network in the...

     cutting the show's episode order from 22 to 18.
  • Tony Wonder's website is plagued with Family Guy
    Family Guy
    Family Guy is an American animated television series created by Seth MacFarlane for the Fox Broadcasting Company. The series centers on the Griffins, a dysfunctional family consisting of parents Peter and Lois; their children Meg, Chris, and Stewie; and their anthropomorphic pet dog Brian...

    pop-up ads as a reference to the show's own website problems.
  • Ted's idea about moving the company down another floor is a metaphor for the show’s time slot change.
  • Dan Castellaneta
    Dan Castellaneta
    Daniel Louis "Dan" Castellaneta is an American actor, voice actor, comedian, singer and screenwriter. Noted for his long-running role as Homer Simpson on the animated television series The Simpsons, he voices many other characters on The Simpsons, including Abraham "Grampa" Simpson, Barney Gumble,...

    , known for voicing such Simpsons
    The Simpsons
    The Simpsons is an American animated sitcom created by Matt Groening for the Fox Broadcasting Company. The series is a satirical parody of a middle class American lifestyle epitomized by its family of the same name, which consists of Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie...

    characters as Homer Simpson, Barney Gumble, Mayor Quimby, and Krusty the Clown, plays Dr. Stein in this episode. He uses Homer's signature phrase ("D'oh!") when informing Michael that his appendix was not actually inflamed (though not in Simpson's voice, but in a feeble near-whine), at which point Lucille says, "I knew it!", which could either be about the appendix not being inflamed or Dr. Stein's real identity. Dr. Stein's first name is revealed at the end of the episode to be Frank, a reference to Doctor Frankenstein
    Frankenstein
    Frankenstein; or, The Modern Prometheus is a novel about a failed experiment that produced a monster, written by Mary Shelley, with inserts of poems by Percy Bysshe Shelley. Shelley started writing the story when she was eighteen, and the novel was published when she was twenty-one. The first...

    .
  • George Sr. wears a towel on his head to protect it from the attic rafters, and makes a video recording to send to his employees like Osama bin Laden
    Osama bin Laden
    Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was the founder of the militant Islamist organization Al-Qaeda, the jihadist organization responsible for the September 11 attacks on the United States and numerous other mass-casualty attacks against civilian and military targets...

    . Authorities were able to identify the attic in the background as one of Saddam's houses, much like how the military was able to find the location of one of Osama bin Laden's videos from the rock formations behind him.
  • Tobias takes on Barbra Streisand
    Barbra Streisand
    Barbra Joan Streisand is an American singer, actress, film producer and director. She has won two Academy Awards, eight Grammy Awards, four Emmy Awards, a Special Tony Award, an American Film Institute award, a Peabody Award, and is one of the few entertainers who have won an Oscar, Emmy, Grammy,...

    's role in The Prince of Tides
    The Prince of Tides
    The Prince of Tides is a 1991 romantic drama film based on the 1986 novel of the same name by Pat Conroy; the film stars Barbra Streisand and Nick Nolte. It tells the story of the narrator's struggle to overcome the psychological damage inflicted by his dysfunctional childhood in South Carolina...

    when giving Michael psychiatric advice.
  • Tony Wonder produces a Subway Sub Club card from his ear. The sandwich chain used to award stamps for the card with every purchase, and then award a free sandwich once the card was filled up.
  • Use Your Illusion
    Use Your Illusion
    Use Your Illusion is a Guns N' Roses compilation album that is mixed from the Use Your Illusion I and II albums. It has only been released in the United States, consisting entirely of songs without profanity . However, not all songs without profanity were chosen to appear on this compilation...

    Tony Wonder's preferred title for his magic DVD is already taken by "some band", referring to the 1991 Guns N' Roses
    Guns N' Roses
    Guns N' Roses is an American hard rock band, formed in Hollywood, Los Angeles, California, in 1985. The band has released six studio albums, three EPs, and one live album...

     album. (His second choice, Use Your Illusion II
    Use Your Illusion II
    Use Your Illusion II is the fourth studio album by the American rock band Guns N' Roses. It was one of two albums released in conjunction with the Use Your Illusion Tour, and as a result the two albums are sometimes considered a double album...

    , was also owned by Guns N' Roses.)
    • This joke could also be a reference to the band The Offspring
      The Offspring
      The Offspring is an American punk rock band from Huntington Beach, California, formed in 1984. Known as Manic Subsidal until 1986, the band consists of lead vocalist and rhythm guitarist Dexter Holland, lead guitarist Kevin "Noodles" Wasserman, bassist Greg K. and drummer Pete Parada...

      , who were threatened with legal action by Guns N' Roses when attempting to use one of their upcoming album titles in 2003.
    • It could also be a reference to the show's court battle with the band Arrested Development
      Arrested Development (hip hop group)
      Arrested Development is an American alternative hip hop group, founded by Speech and Headliner as a positive, Afrocentric alternative to the gangsta rap popular in the early 1990s.-History:...

       over the use of their name.
    • A similar situation arises later in the series when GOB tries to use the term Freebird but is informed by Lynyrd Skynyrd's lawyer that "the boys done already copywrit it."

Callbacks/running jokes

  • Boiled into a bisque G.O.B. tells Tony Wonder about the trick he first proposed in "Good Grief
    Good Grief
    "Good Grief" is the twenty-sixth episode aired of TV comedy series Arrested Development.-Plot:The bounty hunter that Michael hired has found George Sr. supposedly died in Mexico, and George Michael is dumped by his girlfriend, Ann. Maeby seeks advice from Barry Zuckerkorn on divorcing her parents...

    ".
  • Cat-like reflexes Tobias jumps across Michael's desk with surprising agility, as he demonstrated in "Justice is Blind
    Justice Is Blind
    "Justice is Blind" is the eighteenth episode aired of TV comedy series Arrested Development.-Plot:The episode begins with a recap of events in the previous one, "Altar Egos." At school, George Michael accosts Maeby about her second identity, her ‘twin’ Surely, a wheelchair-using sick girl suffering...

    ".
  • Dirty ears Buster does the coin trick that G.O.B. did on "Dirty Ears"/White Power Bill in "Key Decisions
    Key Decisions
    "Key Decisions" is the fourth episode aired of the TV comedy series Arrested Development.- Plot :When Gob ditches his girlfriend, Marta Estrella, for a publicity stunt at the penitentiary that holds his father, Michael is left to accompany her to the Desi Awards...

    ".
  • "Final Countdown
    The Final Countdown (song)
    "The Final Countdown" is a rock song by the Swedish band Europe released in 1986. Written by Joey Tempest, it was the first single from the band's third studio album which was also named The Final Countdown. It is considered by some to be the band's most recognizable and popular song. The song...

    "
    G.O.B.'s signature song plays when he and Buster perform the Sword of Destiny trick. Buster and G.O.B. first partnered up in "Good Grief
    Good Grief
    "Good Grief" is the twenty-sixth episode aired of TV comedy series Arrested Development.-Plot:The bounty hunter that Michael hired has found George Sr. supposedly died in Mexico, and George Michael is dumped by his girlfriend, Ann. Maeby seeks advice from Barry Zuckerkorn on divorcing her parents...

    ".
  • Ford Escape George Michael sees George Sr. driving the Ford Escape which he test-drove in "Out on a Limb
    Out on a Limb (Arrested Development episode)
    "Out on a Limb" is the 33rd episode aired of TV comedy series Arrested Development.-Plot:Michael and Sally Sitwell are having Sunday brunch at Skip Church's Bistro when he spots George Michael and Maeby at the same restaurant, and Michael introduces Sally to them. Once Michael leaves, Ann arrives...

    ".
  • Gobias Industries Tobias lists the company that he and G.O.B. briefly started in "Whistler's Mother
    Whistler's Mother (Arrested Development episode)
    "Whistler's Mother" is the 20th episode of the first season of the Fox TV comedy series Arrested Development.-Synopsis:Michael is making plans for some Bluth company funds that recently became available. He is approached by successive family members, who each want some of that money. Lindsay wants...

    " on his résumé.
  • George knocks himself out Rather than knocking himself out, George wears a bath towel turban
    Turban
    In English, Turban refers to several types of headwear popularly worn in the Middle East, North Africa, Punjab, Jamaica and Southwest Asia. A commonly used synonym is Pagri, the Indian word for turban.-Styles:...

     to protect his head... until a flashback, in which he hits his head on a beam as he stands up.
  • The Gothic Castle G.O.B. performs at the same premier magic venue that he did in "Storming the Castle
    Storming The Castle
    "Storming the Castle" is the ninth episode aired of TV comedy series Arrested Development.-Plot:While doing some business work at home, the chair Michael Bluth is sitting in collapses. Michael decides he'll get one from work, which George Michael questions...

    ".
  • Graham crackers Buster's affinity for the snack is shown when he is disappointed that Tony Wonder fails to pull one from his body.
  • Hop-Ons Lucille mentions she had seen George-Michael get his first "hop-on" while learning to drive the family staircar.
  • Lighter fluid After botching his fireball trick again, G.O.B. lamely covers it up by asking where the lighter fluid came from, as he did in "Burning Love
    Burning Love (Arrested Development episode)
    "Burning Love" is the 31st episode aired of TV comedy series Arrested Development.-Plot:George Michael asks his father if they have any music he can use for the Christian music bonfire which he and Ann are planning to host at the model home...

    ".
  • Mission Accomplished The banner that first appeared in "The One Where They Build a House
    The One Where They Build a House
    "The One Where They Build a House" is the twenty-fourth episode aired of TV comedy series Arrested Development.-Plot:Michael plans to save the Bluth Company by beginning construction on a new model home and holding a ribbon-cutting ceremony. Gob, now president-in-name-only of the company, promises...

    " returns when the Bluth company is celebrating staying in business.
  • Mrs. Featherbottom Tobias makes a brief appearance in a flashback putting on his Mrs. Featherbottom outfit in the attic.
  • Quincy Jones
    Quincy Jones
    Quincy Delightt Jones, Jr. is an American record producer and musician. A conductor, musical arranger, film composer, television producer, and trumpeter. His career spans five decades in the entertainment industry and a record 79 Grammy Award nominations, 27 Grammys, including a Grammy Legend...

    Starla continues to claim to have had a relationship with the music legend, contracting rabies from his guard dogs.
  • Star Wars Kid
    Star Wars Kid
    "Star Wars Kid" is an Internet meme involving a video of a high school student from Trois-Rivières, Quebec, Canada, wielding a golf ball retriever in imitation of Darth Maul's lightsaber moves from the Star Wars films....

    George Michael's embarrassing video from "The Immaculate Election
    The Immaculate Election
    "The Immaculate Election" is the thirty-sixth episode aired of the TV comedy series Arrested Development.-Plot:Michael is surprised to find the house still a mess a week after the fumigation, which Michael had Lindsay call and arrange, long before Michael had begun hiding his fugitive father in the...

    " is mistaken for a terrorist training video.
  • Tobias is gay Tobias continues to drop inadvertent hints to his sexuality.
    • When analyzing Michael, he talks of taking off his assistant's skirt and donning a Barbra Streisand
      Barbra Streisand
      Barbra Joan Streisand is an American singer, actress, film producer and director. She has won two Academy Awards, eight Grammy Awards, four Emmy Awards, a Special Tony Award, an American Film Institute award, a Peabody Award, and is one of the few entertainers who have won an Oscar, Emmy, Grammy,...

       in the Prince of Tides ass-masking pantsuit.
    • When reassuring the Bluth company employees that Michael is in good health, he remarks that his buttocks looked "as fresh and firm as a Georgia peach".
    • In the hospital, he speculates about Michael's illness, saying it could be his colon, and he'd want to "get in there and find some answers".
  • Maeby's job Maeby drives a company car, which she received from the studio where she works.
  • Bluth Company employees, who up to this point have been portrayed as incompetent, save the company by moving its offices to save money.

Hidden/background jokes

  • Dr. Stein Dr. Stein is played by Dan Castenella, the same actor who voices Homer Simpson. At one point in the hospital he said "D'oh!" (Homer Simpson's most famous line) and Lucille responds with "I knew it!"
  • G.O.B.'s computer The laptop showing TonyWonder.com is labelled "GOB GOB" under the screen, and the key to the left of the spacebar is labelled "GOB."
  • Magazine
    • Maeby is reading a Working World magazine in her room, due to her secret job as a movie studio executive. The headlines all apply to the show in some way.
    • Working World Headlines: "How to work with a MOODY BOSS", "Another Meeting? 10 ways to keep them from being a complete WASTE OF TIME", "Will the Company Pay for Jury Duty?", and "Handling Interruptions."
  • Newspaper The article on Tony Wonder, "Born and Bread in the USA", includes the following: "Tony Wonder wows his audience as he emerges from a giant sandwich... with the flair and fanfare of Liberace.... Despite the oohs and ahs of the mean audience there was one disgruntled ex-magician who was seen doing some sort of chicken-type dance at fevered pitch. He was carted off by the police before this reporter was able to interview him but it is the view of the by-standers that it was some sort of protest regarding the use of chicken used by Tony Wonder’s staff."
  • Unwanted Visitors Ted is visibly uncomfortable when he sees Tobias at the company meeting, after Tobias yelled and kicked a chair at him earlier in the episode. However, all of the employees give Tobias awkward, worried looks.
  • In the "On the next..." segment of this episode, one of the nurses says, "Good job, Frank!" to Dr. Stein, making his full name "Dr. Frank Stein."

Character cameos

  • Tony Wonder, played by Ben Stiller
    Ben Stiller
    Benjamin Edward "Ben" Stiller is an American comedian, actor, writer, film director, and producer. He is the son of veteran comedians and actors Jerry Stiller and Anne Meara....

    , makes his second appearance, and first speaking role. He appeared in a still photo in "Good Grief
    Good Grief
    "Good Grief" is the twenty-sixth episode aired of TV comedy series Arrested Development.-Plot:The bounty hunter that Michael hired has found George Sr. supposedly died in Mexico, and George Michael is dumped by his girlfriend, Ann. Maeby seeks advice from Barry Zuckerkorn on divorcing her parents...

    " and again in "S.O.B.s
    S.O.B.s
    "S.O.B.s" is the forty-ninth episode of the TV comedy series Arrested Development. The episode aired less than a month after Variety announced that the episode order for season 3 had been cut from 22 to 13...

    " without speaking.
  • Former MADtv
    MADtv
    MADtv is an American sketch comedy television series. It licensed the name and logo of Mad, but otherwise had no connection with the humor magazine outside the animated Spy vs. Spy and Don Martin cartoon shorts and images of Alfred E. Neuman that the show featured during the late 1990s. Its first...

    castmember Mo Collins
    Mo Collins
    Maureen "Mo" Ann Collins is an American actress and comedian. Collins is perhaps best known for being a member of the ensemble on FOX's sketch comedy series MADtv. She became well known for several characters during her tenure on the show...

     makes her last appearance as Starla.
  • Dr. Fishman, the literal doctor, makes his fourth appearance and manages to make the family think Michael is dying. Michael, wise to Fishman's speech pattern, waits for Fishman's full explanation before reacting.
  • Dr. Stein (played by Simpsons voice actor Dan Castellaneta
    Dan Castellaneta
    Daniel Louis "Dan" Castellaneta is an American actor, voice actor, comedian, singer and screenwriter. Noted for his long-running role as Homer Simpson on the animated television series The Simpsons, he voices many other characters on The Simpsons, including Abraham "Grampa" Simpson, Barney Gumble,...

    ) makes his only appearance of the series.
  • Paul Feig
    Paul Feig
    Paul S. Feig is an American director, actor and author. Feig is known for playing Mr. Eugene Pool, Sabrina's science teacher, on the first season of Sabrina, the Teenage Witch as well as Tim a camp counselor on the hit kids movie Heavyweights...

    , who has directed several episodes of the series, makes a brief cameo as the magician who tells G.O.B. and Buster when they will first be performing.

Sources

The source of this article is wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.  The text of this article is licensed under the GFDL.
 
x
OK