Paul Merton
Overview
Paul Merton is a British
British people
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 comedian
Comedian
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, writer
Writer
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, actor
Actor
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 and television presenter
Presenter
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. Known for his improvisation
Improvisation
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 skill, his humour is rooted in deadpan
Deadpan
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, surreal
Surreal humour
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 and sometimes dark
Black comedy
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 comedy. Considered by a number of critics, fellow comedians and members of the public to be among Britain's greatest comedians, he is well known for his regular appearances as a team captain on the popular BBC
BBC
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 panel game Have I Got News for You
Have I Got News for You
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, as a regular panellist on Radio 4
BBC Radio 4
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's Just a Minute
Just a Minute
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and as one of Comedy Store
The Comedy Store, London
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's Comedy Store Players
The Comedy Store Players
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.
Merton was born on 9 July 1957 in Parsons Green
Parsons Green
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, London to an English father (a train
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 driver on the London Underground
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) and an Irish
Irish people
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 Roman Catholic mother.
Quotations

"It's silly to make generalisations, but if you talk to anyone in the South for longer than five minutes, they will try to sell you fruit."

"If you stay in a house and there is no toilet paper, you can always slide down the bannisters. Don't tell me you haven't tried it."

"My favourite riposte to a heckle is to say, 'Excuse me, I'm trying to work here. How would you like it if I stood yelling down the alley while you're giving blow jobs to transsexuals?'"

"William Shakespeare|Shakespeare hasn't done much in 500 years either. What's your contribution been, Robert? Say, in the last twenty years, when you weren't doing your show. When you weren't doing that Kilroy|crap show, what's your contribution been to society?

"That must have been a rough school!"

A retort to the response of "Who are you looking at?" Glenda Jackson MP was asked what her school motto was.

"His name is "Angus". The "G" is silent."

"I think Iran and Iraq had a war simply because their names are so similar. They keep getting each other's post."

"My hair's got a life of its own. Last week I found it in the kitchen, making an omelette."

"There are various ways to give up smoking — nicotine patches, nicotine gum... my auntie used to pour a gallon of petrol over herself every morning."

 
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