Hollywood Hijinx is an
interactive fictionInteractive fiction, often abbreviated IF, describes software simulating environments in which players use text commands to control characters and influence the environment. Works in this form can be understood as literary narratives and as video games. In common usage, the term refers to text...
computer game written by "Hollywood" Dave Anderson and Liz Cyr-Jones and published by
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in 1986. Implemented using Infocom's
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, the game was released over a wide variety of platforms, including the
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, Atari 8-bit and
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. It is Infocom's twenty-third game.
Plot
Buddy Burbank was a genuine Hollywood success story. Not content to be a
B-movieA B movie is a low-budget commercial motion picture that is not definitively an arthouse or pornographic film. In its original usage, during the Golden Age of Hollywood, the term more precisely identified a film intended for distribution as the less-publicized, bottom half of a double feature....
actorAn actor is a person who acts in a dramatic production and who works in film, television, theatre, or radio in that capacity...
, he fought his way to the top, started his own studio and became one of Tinseltown's most acclaimed and prolific directors! Well, at least that's how Uncle Buddy would have told it. Actually, he married wealthy former
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Hildegarde Montague, whose trust fund enabled Buddy to open a studio. His movies earned a lot of money but very little critical regard... but he
did manage to crank out more than 600 "masterpieces" before dying of a
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several years ago. Who can forget such classics as
Attack of the Killer Rutabagas,
It Came from the Neighbor's House, or
Meltdown on Elm Street? Now dear Aunt Hildy has passed on as well, and the player's character learns the terms of their rather unusual
willA will or testament is a legal declaration by which a person, the testator, names one or more persons to manage his/her estate and provides for the transfer of his/her property at death...
.
As the favorite among all of Buddy and Hildy's nephews and nieces, the player's character stands to inherit the entirety of the Burbank
estateAn estate comprises the houses and outbuildings and supporting farmland and woods that surround the gardens and grounds of a very large property, such as a country house or mansion. It is the modern term for a manor, but lacks the latter's now abolished jurisdictional authority...
, including their palatial home Hildebud.
But only if the player can find the ten treasures (props from Buddy's films) that crafty Aunt Hildegarde has hidden on the grounds, that is. Oh, and it all has to be done in the space of one night.
Hildebud is filled with props, posters, and other memorabilia from Buddy's numerous films: a model of Tokyo complete with Atomic Chihuahua, the Maltese Finch, and a statue of "Buck Palace, the Fighting
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" (star of such films as
Postage Due and
Special Delivery). Adding to the atmosphere are hidden passages, a convoluted hedge maze, and other bizarre features of the estate. Those strange noises that sound like someone else is in the house— are they just gimmicks too?
Feelies
In keeping with the Infocom tradition of feelies, or extra game-related stuff included in the package,
Hollywood Hijinx contained the following:
- A copy of Tinsel World, a fictional Hollywood tabloid
- A "lucky" swizzle stick
Swizzle sticks are small sticks placed in cocktails to hold fruit or stir the drink. Commonly made of plastic, the swizzle portion of the swizzle stick name originated from the Caribbean cocktail, Rum Swizzle....
in the shape of a palm tree
- An autographed picture of Uncle Buddy with a hint-laden inscription on the back
- Aunt Hildegarde's will
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