Toy Story Quotations

Toy Story is a CGI film produced by PIXAR Studios, released by Walt Disney Pictures in 1995. It was the first CGI film ever made.

Dialogue

[Rex drops down in front of Woody and roars loudly.]

Woody: [in a bored tone] How ya doin,' Rex?

Rex: [calmly] Were you scared? Tell me honestly.

Woody: I was close to being scared that time.

Rex: I'm going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it. I think I'm just coming off as annoying.

Hamm: So, uh... where are you from? Singapore? Hong Kong?

Buzz: Well, no, I'm actually stationed at the Gamma Quadrant, Sector Four. As an elite Universe Protection Unit of the Space Ranger Corps, I protect the Galaxy from the threat of invasion from the evil Emperor Zurg, sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance!

Mr. Potato Head: Oh, really? I'm from Playskool.

Rex: And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not really from Mattel. I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased in a leverage buyout.

Woody: All right, that's enough! Look, we're all... very impressed with Andy's new toy.

Buzz: Toy?

Woody: T-O-Y. Toy!

Buzz: Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is "Space Ranger."

Woody: The word I'm searching for: I can't say, because there are preschool toys present.

Buzz: According to my navi-computer, the...

Woody: [quietly] Shut up! Just, shut up, you idiot!

Buzz: Sheriff, this is no time to panic!

Woody: This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move to their new house in two days, and it's all your fault!

Buzz: My fault?! If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place...

Woody: Oh, yeah? Well, if you hadn't shown up inside your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me...

Buzz: Don't talk to me about importance! Because of you, the security of this entire universe is in jeopardy!

Woody: WHAT?!! What are you talkin' about?!

Buzz: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals his weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!

Woody: YOU... ARE... A... TOY!!! You're aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're-- oh, you're an action figure! You are a child's plaything!

Buzz: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell. [exits]

Woody: Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony! [sarcastically] "Rendevous with Star Command."

Buzz: I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.

Woody: Oh, well, that's good.

Buzz: But we're not on my planet. Are we?

Woody: No.

[They start fighting.]

[Buzz and Woody soar in the air.]

Woody: Hey, Buzz! You're flying!

Buzz: This isn't flying. This is falling with style!

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