The Birds Quotations

The Birds is a 1963 film about a small California town where birds of all kinds suddenly begin to attack people, in increasing numbers and with increasing viciousness.

Directed by Alfred Hitchcock. Written by Evan Hunter, based on a short story by Daphne du Maurier.

Suspense and shock beyond anything you have seen or imagined! Taglines

Mitch Brenner

I think we're in real trouble. I don't know how this started or why, but I know it's here and we'd be crazy to ignore it... The bird war, the bird attack, plague - call it what you like. They're amassing out there someplace and they'll be back. You can count on it... Unless we do something right now, unless we get Bodega Bay on the move, they... Mrs. Bundy said something about Santa Cruz, about seagulls getting lost in a fog and then flying in towards the lights... Make our own fog... we can use smoke pots the way the Army uses 'em.

Melanie Daniels

I'm neither poor nor innocent.

[as she sees a man lighting his cigar as gasoline is leaking around him] Look at the gas, that man's lighting a cigar!

Others

Annie Hayworth: This tilling of the soil can become compulsive, you know... Well, it's something to do in your spare time. There's a lot of spare time in Bodega Bay.

Lydia Brenner: I wish I were a stronger person. I lost my husband four years ago, you know. It's terrible how you, you depend on someone else for strength and then suddenly all the strength is gone and you're alone. I'd love to be able to relax sometime. I'd love to be able to sleep... I'm not like this, you know, not usually. I don't fuss and fret about my children. When Frank died, you see, he understood the children, he really understood them. He had the knack of entering into their world and becoming part of them. That's a very rare talent... Oh, I wish, I wish, I wish I could be like that. I miss him! Sometimes even now, I wake up in the morning and I think: 'I must get Frank's breakfast.' And I get up, and there's a very good reason for getting out of bed until, of course, I remember. I miss talking to him. Cathy's a child, of course, and Mitch, well, Mitch has his own life. I'm glad he stayed here today. I-I feel safer with him here... Don't go. I feel as if I don't understand you at all and I-I want so much to understand... because my son seems to be very fond of you and I don't know quite how I feel about it. I don't even know if I like you or not... Mitch is important to me. I want to like whatever girl he chooses... Well, I don't think it's going to matter very much to anyone but me... Mitch has always done exactly what he wanted to do. But, you see, I don't want to be left alone. I don't think I could bear to be left alone. Oh, forgive me... This business with the birds has upset me. I don't know what I'd do if Mitch weren't here... I wish I was stronger.

Mrs. Bundy: Yes, sir, I recall it. The town was just covered with seagulls... A large flock of seagulls got lost in the fog and headed into the town where all the lights were.

And they made some mess too. Smashing into buildings and everything. They always make a mess.

Mrs. Bundy: The point is that no-one seemed to be upset about it. They were all gone the next morning just as though nothing at all had happened. Poor things.

Mother in diner: [to Melanie] Why are they doing this? Why are they doing this? They said when you got here, the whole thing started. Who are you? What are you? Where did you come from? I think you're the cause of all this. I think you're evil. EVIL!

Cathy Brenner: He's got a client who shot his wife in the head six times. Six times, can you imagine it? I mean, even twice would be overdoing it, don't you think?

Cathy Brenner: When we got back from taking Michelle home, we heard the explosion and went outside to see what it was. All at once, the birds were everywhere. All at once, she pushed me inside and they covered her. Annie, she pushed me inside.

Radio newscaster: In Bodega Bay early this morning, a large flock of crows attacked a group of children who were leaving the school during a fire drill. One little girl was seriously injured and taken to the hospital in Santa Rosa, but the majority of children reached safety. We understand there was another attack on the town. But this information is rather sketchy. So far, no word has come through to show if there have been further attacks.

Radio newscaster: The bird attacks have subsided for the time being. Bodega Bay seems to be the center, though there are reports of minor attacks on Sebastopol and a few on Santa Rosa. Bodega Bay has been cordoned off by roadblocks. Most of the townspeople have managed to get out, but there are still some isolated pockets of people. No decision has been arrived at yet as to what the next step will be but there's been some discussion as to whether the military should go in. It appears that the bird attacks come in waves with long intervals between. The reason for this does not seem clear as yet.

Dialogue

Melanie Daniels: Have you ever seen so many seagulls? What do you suppose it is?

Mrs. MacGruder: Well, there must be a storm at sea. That can drive them inland, you know.

Mitch Brenner: [mistaking Melanie for a sales clerk] I wonder if you could help me?

Melanie Daniels: Just what is it you're looking for, sir?

Mitch Brenner: Lovebirds.

Melanie Daniels: Lovebirds, sir?

Mitch Brenner: Yes, I understand there are different varieties. Is that true?

Melanie Daniels: Oh yes there are.

Mitch Brenner: Well, these are for my sister, for her birthday see, and uh, as she's only going to be eleven, I, I wouldn't want a pair of birds that were too demonstrative.

Melanie Daniels: I understand completely.

Mitch Brenner: At the same time, I wouldn't want them to be too aloof either.

Melanie Daniels: No, of course not.

Mitch Brenner: Do you happen to have a pair of birds that are just friendly?

Mitch Brenner: Doesn't this make you feel awful... having all these poor little innocent creatures caged up like this?

Melanie Daniels: Well, we can't just let them fly around the shop, you know.

Mitch Brenner: No, I suppose not. Is there an ornithological reason for keeping them in separate cages?

Melanie Daniels: Well certainly, it's to protect the species.

Mitch Brenner: Yes, I suppose that's important, especially during the moulting season.

Melanie Daniels: That's a particularly dangerous time.

Mitch Brenner: Are they moulting now?

Melanie Daniels: Some of them are.

Mitch Brenner: How can you tell?

Melanie Daniels: Well, they get a sort of hang-dog expression.

Mitch Brenner: We met in court... I'll rephrase it. I saw you in court... Don't you remember one of your practical jokes that resulted in the smashing of a plate-glass window?... The judge should have put you behind bars.

Melanie Daniels: What are you, a policeman?

Mitch Brenner: I merely believe in the law, Miss Daniels... I just thought you might like to know what it's like to be on the other end of a gag. What do ya think of that?

Melanie Daniels: I think you're a louse.

Mitch Brenner: I am.

Melanie Daniels: So you're a lawyer.

Mitch Brenner: That's right. Of course I usually defend people, Miss Daniels, but if I were prosecuting...

Melanie Daniels: Do you practice here?

Mitch Brenner: San Francisco...

Melanie Daniels: What kind of law?

Mitch Brenner: Criminal.

Melanie Daniels: Is that why you want to see everyone behind bars?

Mitch Brenner: Oh, not everyone, Miss Daniels.

Melanie Daniels: Only violators and practical jokers.

Annie Hayworth: Did you drive up from San Francisco by the coast road?

Melanie Daniels: Yes.

Annie Hayworth: Nice drive.

Melanie Daniels: It's very beautiful.

Annie Hayworth: Is that where you met Mitch?

Melanie Daniels: Yes.

Annie Hayworth: I guess that's where everyone meets Mitch.

Mitch Brenner: Well, small world...How do you know Annie?

Melanie Daniels: We went to school together - college...

Mitch Brenner: So you came up to see Annie, huh?

Melanie Daniels: Yes.

Mitch Brenner: I think you came up to see me.

Melanie Daniels: Now why would I want to see you of all people?

Mitch Brenner: I don't know. You must have gone to a lot of trouble to find out who I was and where I lived.

Melanie Daniels: No, it was no trouble at all. I simply called my father's newspaper. Besides, I was coming up anyway. I've already told you that.

Mitch Brenner: You really like me, huh?

Melanie Daniels: I loathe you. You have no manners, you're arrogant, and conceited, and I wrote you a letter about it, in fact. I tore it up.

Melanie Daniels: On Mondays and Wednesdays I work for the Travelers Aid at the airport.

Mitch Brenner: Helping travelers?

Melanie Daniels: No, misdirecting them.

Annie Hayworth: Well, you needn't worry. It's been over and done with a long time ago.

Melanie Daniels: Annie, there's nothing between Mr. Brenner and me.

Annie Hayworth: Isn't there? Well, maybe there isn't. Maybe there's never been anything between Mitch and any girl.

Annie Hayworth: [after birds attack the children at a party] That makes three times.

Melanie Daniels: Mitch, this isn't usual, is it? The gull when I was in the boat yesterday. The one at Annie's last night, and now...

Mitch Brenner: Last night? What do you mean?

Melanie Daniels: A gull smashed into Annie's front door. Mitch - what's happening?

Melanie Daniels: [on the phone] Oh Father, there were hundreds of them... Just now, not fifteen minutes ago... at the school... the birds didn't attack until the children were outside the school... crows, I think... Oh, I don't know, Father, is there a difference between crows and blackbirds?... I think these were crows, hundreds of them... Yes, they attacked the children. Attacked them!

Mrs. Bundy: There is very definitely a difference, Miss... They're both perching birds, of course, but quite different species... I would hardly think that either species would have sufficient intelligence to launch a massed attack. Their brain are not big enough... Birds are not aggressive creatures, Miss. They bring beauty into the world. It is mankind, rather... It is mankind, rather, who insists upon making it difficult for life to exist on this planet. Now if it were not for birds...

Deke Carter: Mrs. Bundy, you don't seem to understand. This young lady said there was an attack on the school.

Mrs. Bundy: Impossible!

Melanie Daniels: [on the phone] Mitch? Oh I'm glad I caught you. Something terrible...

Drunk: 'It's the end of the world.' Thus sayeth the Lord God unto the mountains and the hills, and the rivers and the valleys. Behold I, even I shall bring a sword upon ya. And I will devastate your high places. Ezekiel, chapter six.

Waitress: Woe unto them that rise up early in the morning that they may follow strong drink.

Drunk: Isaiah, chapter five. It's the end of the world.

Mrs. Bundy: I hardly think a few birds are going to bring about the end of the world.

Melanie Daniels: These weren't a few birds.

Deke Carter: I didn't know there were many crows in Bodega Bay this time of year.

Mrs. Bundy: The crow is a permanent resident throughout his range. In fact, during our Christmas count, we recorded...

Sebastian Sholes: How many gulls did you count, Mrs. Bundy?... The ones that have been playing devil with my fishing boats... Oh, a flock of gulls nearly capsized one of my boats. Practically tore the skipper's arm off.

Mrs. Bundy: The gulls went after your fish, Mr. Sholes. Really - let's be logical about this.

Melanie Daniels: I think they were after the children...to kill them.

Mrs. Bundy: Birds have been on this planet, Miss Daniels, since Archaeopteryx, a hundred and forty million years ago. Doesn't it seem odd that they'd wait all that time to start a...a war against humanity.

Salesman: Your captain should have shot at them... Gulls are scavengers anyway. Most birds are. Get yourselves guns and wipe them off the face of the earth.

Mrs. Bundy: That would hardly be possible... Because there are eight thousand, six hundred and fifty species of birds in the world today, Mr. Carter. It is estimated that five billion, seven hundred and fifty million birds live in the United States alone. The five continents of the world...

Salesman: Kill 'em all. Get rid of them. Messy animals.

Mrs. Bundy: ...probably contain more than a hundred billion birds.

Drunk: It's the end of the world.

Sebastian Sholes: Those gulls must have been after the fish.

Mrs. Bundy: Of course.

Boy: Are the birds gonna eat us, Mommy?

Mrs. Bundy: [explaining that birds of different species never flock together] The very concept is unimaginable. Why, if that happened, we wouldn't have a chance! How could we possibly hope to fight them?

Lydia Brenner: When do you think they'll come?

Mitch Brenner: I don't know.

Lydia Brenner: If they're bigger birds, Mitch, they'll get into the house.

Mitch Brenner: Well, it's just a chance we'll have to take.

Lydia Brenner: Maybe we ought to leave.

Mitch Brenner: No, not now. Not while they're massing out there.

Lydia Brenner: When?

Mitch Brenner: We'll just see what happens.

Lydia Brenner: Where will we go?

Mitch Brenner: I don't know. We're safe here for the time being...

Lydia Brenner: What happens when you run out of wood?

Mitch Brenner: I don't know. We'll break up the furniture.

Lydia Brenner: You don't know. You don't know. When will you know? When we're all dead? [Cathy bursts into tears] If only your father were here! [pause] I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Mitch.

Cathy Brenner: Mitch, can I bring the lovebirds in here?

Lydia Brenner: No!

Cathy Brenner: But Mom, they're in a cage.

Lydia Brenner: They're birds, aren't they?

Mitch Brenner: Let's leave them in the kitchen, huh honey?

Cathy Brenner: Mitch, why are they doing this, the birds?

Mitch Brenner: We don't know, honey.

Cathy Brenner: Why are they trying to kill people?

Mitch Brenner: I wish I could say.

Cathy Brenner: I-I'm sick Melanie.

Taglines

Suspense and shock beyond anything you have seen or imagined!

It could be the most terrifying motion picture I have ever made!

Nothing you have ever witnessed before has prepared you for such sheer stabbing shock!

The Birds is coming!

...And remember, the next scream you hear could be your own!

Cast

Rod Taylor - Mitch Brenner
Tippi Hedren - Melanie Daniels
Jessica Tandy - Lydia Brenner
Suzanne Pleshette - Annie Hayworth
Veronica Cartwright - Cathy Brenner
Ethel Griffies - Mrs. Bundy, elderly ornithologist
Charles McGraw - Sebastian Sholes, fisherman in diner
Lonny Chapman - Deke Carter, cook in diner
Joe Mantell - Traveling salesman at diner's bar
Karl Swenson - Drunk doomsayer in diner
Doreen Lang - Mother in diner
Ruth McDevitt - Mrs. MacGruder, pet store clerk