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The Late Show Top Ten List is a regular segment of the television program
Television program

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 The Late Show with David Letterman. It is adapted from Letterman's
David Letterman

David Michael Letterman is an United States comedian, known for hosting the Late Show with David Letterman on CBS since 1993. Letterman's Irony, often Surreal humour comedy is heavily influenced by former The Tonight Show hosts Steve Allen, Johnny Carson and Jack Paar....
 NBC show Late Night
Late Night with David Letterman

Late Night with David Letterman is a nightly hour-long comedy talk show on NBC hosted by David Letterman. It premiered in 1982 in television and went off the air in 1993 in television, after Letterman left NBC and moved to Late Show with David Letterman on CBS....
. On September 18, 1985, the very first list, "The Top Ten Things That Almost Rhyme With Peas" was broadcast. Contrary to popular belief, the list is compiled by the show's writing staff, and not Letterman himself, although he did write and read the Top Ten lists when the writers were on strike in 1988.

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The lists are usually given humorous topics such as or .

The CBS Web site also conducts a weekly "Top Ten Contest" on a particular topic (similar to the show), where viewers can submit their jokes and the top ten responses get posted on the Web site.






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The Late Show Top Ten List is a regular segment of the television program
Television program

A television program , television programme , or television show is something that people watch on television. It may be a one-off broadcast or, more usually, part of a periodically recurring television series....
 The Late Show with David Letterman. It is adapted from Letterman's
David Letterman

David Michael Letterman is an United States comedian, known for hosting the Late Show with David Letterman on CBS since 1993. Letterman's Irony, often Surreal humour comedy is heavily influenced by former The Tonight Show hosts Steve Allen, Johnny Carson and Jack Paar....
 NBC show Late Night
Late Night with David Letterman

Late Night with David Letterman is a nightly hour-long comedy talk show on NBC hosted by David Letterman. It premiered in 1982 in television and went off the air in 1993 in television, after Letterman left NBC and moved to Late Show with David Letterman on CBS....
. On September 18, 1985, the very first list, "The Top Ten Things That Almost Rhyme With Peas" was broadcast. Contrary to popular belief, the list is compiled by the show's writing staff, and not Letterman himself, although he did write and read the Top Ten lists when the writers were on strike in 1988.

Topics


The lists are usually given humorous topics such as or .

The CBS Web site also conducts a weekly "Top Ten Contest" on a particular topic (similar to the show), where viewers can submit their jokes and the top ten responses get posted on the Web site. These Top Ten lists, however, are not read on air. The contests continued through the 2007-08 Writers Guild of America strike while the show was on hiatus.

Background and origin


The Top Ten List was not originally a regular segment of Late Night, but was added as a way of mocking People
People (magazine)

People is a weekly United States magazine of celebrity and human interest story, published by Time Inc. As of 2006, it has a circulation of 3.75 million and revenue expected to top $1.5 billion....
 magazine, which routinely featured such lists (as well as 'Worst 10' lists). Letterman had once made an off-hand remark on the show that he found the People lists to be annoying, and began his own lists as a way of ridiculing what had by then become an increasingly recurring trend in other periodicals and magazines. Ironically, the satirical Letterman Top Ten List had become so popular that it became a signature feature of the show, and at one point a series of compilations were released for sale in bookstores.

The switch from NBC to CBS

Before Letterman's departure for CBS, NBC had insisted that the "Top Ten List" was the intellectual property
Intellectual property

Intellectual property are law property over creations of the mind, both artistic and commercial, and the corresponding fields of law. Under intellectual property law, owners are granted certain exclusive rights to a variety of intangible assets, such as musical, literary, and artistic works; ideas, discoveries and inventions; and words, phra...
 of the network, and demanded that it not be used on his new show. A loose compromise was reached where it would be renamed the "Late Show Top Ten List," although Letterman would soon simply refer to it once again as the "Top Ten List," with no repercussions.

The only significant modifications in the Late Show years have been the elimination of mentioning a "home office" (such as Wahoo, Nebraska
Wahoo, Nebraska

Wahoo is a city in Saunders County, Nebraska, Nebraska, United States. The population was 3,942 at the United States Census, 2000. It is the county seat of Saunders County, Nebraska....
 or Grand Rapids, Michigan
Grand Rapids, Michigan

Grand Rapids is a city in the U.S. state of Michigan. As of the United States 2000 Census, the city population was 197,800. It is the county seat of Kent County, Michigan, Michigan....
) and the addition of a computer-animated introduction and closing as well as background graphics. The list topics are also more frequently inspired by current, topical news and entertainment items, and have taken on less of the absurdist, random nature of its Late Night incarnation. This is likely a contributing factor in the show's gradual discontinuation of the compilation books.

Presentation

The entries are read by Letterman in reverse, countdown order, and are accompanied by a drum roll
Drum roll

A drum roll is a technique the percussion instrumentist employs to produce a sustained sound on a percussion instrument. Rolls are used by composers to sustain the sound and create other effects, the most common of which is using a roll to build anticipation....
 performed by CBS Orchestra
CBS Orchestra

The CBS Orchestra is the house band that plays for David Letterman's CBS late-night talk show, Late Show with David Letterman. The CBS Orchestra was previously known as The World's Most Dangerous Band during the group's tenure as the house band for NBC's Late Night with David Letterman from 1982 to 1993....
 drummer Anton Fig
Anton Fig

Anton Fig , known as "The Thunder from Down Under" is a session musician drummer, noted for his work in David Letterman's house band, the CBS Orchestra....
. The conclusion of the list is then followed by a brief performance by the band, usually a pop song relating to the topic of the list in some way (a common example being Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson

Michael Joseph Jackson is an American recording artist, entertainer, and businessman. The seventh child of the Jackson family, he debuted on the professional music scene at the age of 11 as a member of The Jackson 5 and began a solo career in 1971 while still a member of the group....
's "Bad" being played after a list such as "Top Ten Signs You've Hired a Bad Accountant"). Sometimes the song chosen by bandleader Paul Shaffer
Paul Shaffer

Paul Allen Wood Shaffer, Order of Canada is a Canadian musician, actor, voice actor, author, comedian and composer currently the bandleader and sidekick on the Late Show with David Letterman....
 relates to the list in such an obscure manner that Letterman will inquire about it.

Letterman makes no effort to hide any displeasure when reading a subpar list, usually provoked by tepid audience response. He will often tease the audience by threatening to not complete the list, but is often rebuked by playful protests from the audience and Shaffer.

Occasionally the list is given by a guest presenter (such as John Malkovich
John Malkovich

'John Gavin Malkovich' is an Emmy Award-winning, two-time Academy Award-nominated United States actor, film producer and film director. Over the last 25 years, Malkovich has appeared in more than 70 motion pictures, including Dangerous Liaisons, In the Line of Fire, Con Air, The Man in the Iron Mask , Rounders , Changelin...
 reading "Ten Things That Sound Creepy When Said by John Malkovich" or Casey Kasem
Casey Kasem

Kemal Amin "Casey" Kasem, is an United States radio personality and voice actor. Mr. Kasem is a graduate of Northwestern High School in Michigan and the Wayne State University....
 reading the recurring category "Top Ten Numbers Between One and Ten"). At times the list has also been given by a series of presenters, with each providing one entry (such as the 2000 list for "Ten Things I've Always Wanted to Say to Dave", presented by a group that included Rudolph Giuliani, Cindy Crawford
Cindy Crawford

Cynthia Ann "Cindy" Crawford is an United States actor and former Model . Known for her trademark Melanocytic nevus just above her lip, she has adorned more magazine covers than any model in history....
, and Dave's mom
Dorothy Mengering

Dorothy Mengering , better known to Late Show with David Letterman viewers as Dave's Mom, is the mother of late-night talk show host David Letterman and frequent guest on his show....
).

Two animated characters thus far have recited a Top Ten list on the show: Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson

Homer Jay Simpson is a fictional main character in the animated television series The Simpsons and father of the Simpson family. He is voiced by Dan Castellaneta and first appeared on television, along with the rest of his family, in The Tracey Ullman Show The Simpsons shorts "Good Night " on April 19, 1987....
 and Peter Griffin
Peter Griffin

Peter L?wenbr?u Griffin is a Character and the protagonist of the List of animated television series Family Guy. Peter is the patriarch of the Griffin household and the central character in the show....
.

Perhaps to break the monotony of daily list, the show will occasionally add a twist to the presentation, sometimes by altering the nature of the list itself. One notable example occurred on November 27, 2001. Introduced as "Top Ten Ways Osama bin Laden
Osama bin Laden

Osama bin Laden is a member of the prominent Saudi Arabia bin Laden family and the founder of the terrorist organization al-Qaeda, best known for the September 11 attacks on the United States....
 Can Improve His Image," the list consisted of only one entry: "#10: There's no way he can improve his image. He's a murdering, soul-less asshole
Asshole

Asshole is slang for the anus and is often used as an insult. It is formed from arse, which according to the Oxford English Dictionary has been used since the 11th century to refer to the rump of an animal and since the 14th century to refer to a person's buttocks....
."

A common source of confusion regarding the Top Ten List is why the #1 entry is usually seen as the least funny. This even inspired the Late Show to run a pre-taped bit in 1998, humorously exploring the apparent mystery, and to mention it again on December 29, 1999, when the list "Top Ten Phrases That Were Not Spoken This Millennium," included the #1 entry of, "Why is the number one always so damn funny?" The most sensical explanation is merely that because upon its completion, the list is followed by audience applause and the band performing, so any significant laughter provoked by a particularly funny #1 entry would essentially be cancelled out. Writer Bill Scheft
Bill Scheft

Bill Scheft is an American comedy writer and novelist. He has been a staff writer for David Letterman since 1991, during which time he has been nominated for 15 Emmys....
 confirmed this in a 2007 interview on Costas on the Radio
Costas on the Radio

Costas on the Radio is an radio in the United States talk radio hosted by Bob Costas on Premiere Radio Networks. Although a longtime sportscaster, Costas discusses many issues besides sports, interviewing celebrities and newsmakers in a format similar to that of fellow broadcaster Larry King radio days....
, stating that the writers use the three funniest entries on #10, to start the list strong, #6, which accompanies an on-screen slide change, and #2, which is the last opportunity for a laugh before the completion of the bit.

Sometimes the list would be long if video clips are incorporated such as "Top 10 Bush Moments" and the music store featuring Jack Black
Jack Black

Jack Black , is an American actor and musician, notably of Tenacious D.Jack Black may also refer to:* Jack Black , late 19th - early 20th Century author and hobo...
, where number one simply has him reciting a verse for a minute.

Top Twelve List

Since 2007, the usual Top Ten list becomes the Top Twelve list during NASCAR Media Day in New York City, held in September after the Chevy Rock and Roll 400
Chevy Rock and Roll 400

The Chevy Rock and Roll 400 is a NASCAR Sprint Cup stock car racing held at the Richmond International Raceway in Richmond, Virginia. Starting in 2004 in sports, the race served as the last race in NASCAR's "regular season" as the top ten point earning drivers and their teams held a playoff to determine the Sprint Cup champion....
. The twelve drivers who have qualified for the Chase for the Sprint Cup playoff reads one line each of the twelve for the night. This list is only used during this NASCAR Media Day that is held before the Sylvania 300
Sylvania 300

The Sylvania 300 is a NASCAR Sprint Cup Series stock car racing held at the New Hampshire Motor Speedway in Loudon, New Hampshire, New Hampshire....
, the first race of the ten-race playoff.

Home offices

Cities that have been the supposed source of the Top 10 list include:

  • Grand Rapids, Michigan
    Grand Rapids, Michigan

    Grand Rapids is a city in the U.S. state of Michigan. As of the United States 2000 Census, the city population was 197,800. It is the county seat of Kent County, Michigan, Michigan....


  • Lebanon, Pennsylvania
    Lebanon, Pennsylvania

    Lebanon, formerly known as Steitztown, is a city in and the county seat of Lebanon County, Pennsylvania, Pennsylvania, United States. The population was 24,461 at the 2000 United States Census....


  • Lincoln, Nebraska
    Lincoln, Nebraska

    The City of Lincoln is the Capital and the Nebraska#Important cities and towns of the United States U.S. state of Nebraska. Lincoln is also the county seat of Lancaster County, Nebraska and the home of the University of Nebraska....


  • Milwaukee, Wisconsin
    Milwaukee, Wisconsin

    Milwaukee is the largest city in Wisconsin and List of United States cities by population in the United States. It is the county seat of Milwaukee County, Wisconsin and is located on the southwestern shore of Lake Michigan....
    • The first Late Night with David Letterman home office


  • Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
    Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

    Oklahoma City is the capital and largest city of the U.S. state of Oklahoma. The county seat of Oklahoma County, Oklahoma, the city ranks List of United States cities by population among United States cities in population....


  • Omaha, Nebraska
    Omaha, Nebraska

    Omaha is the largest city in the state of Nebraska, United States, and is the county seat of Douglas County, Nebraska. It is located in the Midwestern United States on the Missouri River, about 20 miles north of the mouth of the Platte River....


  • Liverpool, England
    • Used during David Letterman's London shows in 1995


  • Oneonta, New York
    Oneonta, New York

    Oneonta is a city located within Otsego County, New York , New York, USA. As of the 2000 U.S. Census, had a population of 13,292. The nickname is "City of the Hills"....
    • The last office from the Late Night with David Letterman show


  • Sioux City, Iowa
    Sioux City, Iowa

    Sioux City is a city in Plymouth County, Iowa and Woodbury County, Iowa counties in the western part of the U.S. state of Iowa. The population was 85,013 at the 2000 United States Census; census estimates showed a slight decline to 83,262 by 2006....
    • Was a home office primarily to make fun of its CBS television station KMEG
      KMEG

      KMEG is the CBS network affiliate in Sioux City, Iowa, operated by Pappas Telecasting alongside sister station, Fox Broadcasting Company network affiliate KPTH 44....
      , who refused to air The Late Show with David Letterman for months after it debuted in 1993.


  • Scottsdale, Arizona
    Scottsdale, Arizona

    Scottsdale is a city in the eastern part of Maricopa County, Arizona, United States, adjacent to Phoenix, Arizona. As of 2007 the population of the city was 240,410....


  • Tahlequah, Oklahoma
    Tahlequah, Oklahoma

    Tahlequah is a city in Cherokee County, Oklahoma, Oklahoma, United States located at the foot hills of the Ozark Mountains. The population was 14,458 at the United States Census, 2000....


  • Wahoo, Nebraska
    Wahoo, Nebraska

    Wahoo is a city in Saunders County, Nebraska, Nebraska, United States. The population was 3,942 at the United States Census, 2000. It is the county seat of Saunders County, Nebraska....
    • Became a home office after the town lobbied Letterman for the status for months after Letterman mentioned that he liked the word "Wahoo".


Radio usage

Each Top Ten list is packaged into a nationally-syndicated radio feature, distributed by Westwood One
Westwood One

Westwood One is an radio in the United States radio network. It is based in New York City, and it was previously managed by CBS Radio, the radio arm of CBS Corporation....
 for use the following morning. Following shows from which the list is omitted, or if Letterman is on vacation, the feature will utilize a generic list from the archives.

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