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	Topics Son of the Beach Topic Home *Son of the Beach* was a television series (2000-2002) that was a spoofParody In contemporary usage, a parody is a work that imitates another work in order to ridicule, ironically comment on, or poke af... of BaywatchBaywatch *Baywatch* was a popular American television series about the Los Angeles County Lifeguards who patrol the crowded beaches... . Much of the comedy of the series was based on sexual jokes, innuendo and the like. The chief joke being that the studly David HasselhoffDavid Hasselhoff David Michael Hasselhoff is an American actor, singer and songwriter who is best known for his lead roles on Knight Rider... character is instead a average, pot-bellied and out of shape bald man, but treated exactly the same as an attractive male. Radio talk show host Howard SternHoward Stern Howard Allen Stern is an American radio and TV personality, media mogul, humorist and author.... was one of the executive producers. The show centered on the adventures of Shore Patrol Force 30 (SPF 30, a pun on the term Sun Protection Factor), led by the pasty, out of shape and clueless lifeguard Notch Johnson. The rest of his patrol consists of B.J. Cummings (the dumb, White big-chested lifeguard), Jamaica St. Croix (the dumb, African-American big-chested lifeguard), Chip Rommel (the dumb, hunky, muscular male lifeguard who is an obvious parody of Arnold SchwarzeneggerArnold Schwarzenegger Summary Arnold Alois Schwarzenegger is an Austrian-born bodybuilder, actor and Republican politician, currently serving as the 38t... ) and Kimberlee Clark (the smart but flat-chested female lifeguard, and straight manStraight man Straight man may refer to:A comic foil, a character who, by contrast, brings out the comic qualities of another character,... of the series). Many of the plots revolved around silly action genre clichés and movie parodies, with many of the feature roles played by actors and celebrities such as Mark HamillMark Hamill ... , Alan ThickeAlan Thicke Alan Thicke* is a Canadian actor, songwriter, game show host and talk-show emcee.... , Erik EstradaErik Estrada Summary Erik Estrada is an American actor of Puerto Rican descent who is known for a lead role in the 1977–1983 US television ... , Gary ColemanGary Coleman Gary Wayne Coleman is an American actor.... , John SalleyJohn Salley John Thomas Salley is a former professional basketball player in the NBA.... , Joey ButtafuocoJoey Buttafuoco Joseph "Joey" Buttafuoco made headlines in 1992 for his affair with Amy Fisher, who subsequently shot Joey's wife, Mary Jo B... , Patty HearstPatty Hearst Patricia Campbell Hearst , better known as Patty Hearst, now known as Patricia Hearst Shaw, is an American newsp... , Adam CarollaAdam Carolla Adam Carolla is an American comedic radio personality and television personality, best known for co-hosting the radio show ... , and Hank the Angry Drunken DwarfHank the Angry Drunken Dwarf Henry Joseph Nasiff Jr., better known as Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf, appeared numerous times on the Howard Stern R... . The title is a pun on the phrase "son of a bitch." Likewise, character names are rife with puns and innuendo. Porcelain BidetBidet Summary A bidet is a low-mounted plumbing fixture or type of sink intended for washing the external genitalia and the anus.... , B.J. CummingsOrgasm An orgasm , also known as a sexual climax, is considered by many the most pleasurable response to by a notable physio... , JamaicaJamaica Overview Jamaica is an island nation of the Greater Antilles, 240 kilometres in length and as much as 85 kilometres in width situat... St. Croix, Anita MassengilDouche A douche is a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons, or the stream of wat... , and Notch JohnsonFacts About Penis The penis is an external male sexual organ.... all refer to some sort of double entendreDouble entendre Summary A double entendre is a figure of speech similar to the pun, in which a spoken phrase can be understood in either of two ways... , while Chip Rommel'sErwin Rommel Erwin Johannes Eugen Rommel was one of the most distinguished German Field Marshals of World War II.... name refers to the "Desert Fox", further punctuating the fact that the character is German. Kimberlee Clark's name is a pun on the company Kimberly-ClarkKimberly-Clark Kimberly-Clark Corporation is an American corporation that produces mostly paper-based consumer products.... , manufacturer of paper products such as Kleenex and Kotex. Cast Jaime BergmanJaime Bergman Summary Jaime Bergman is an American model and actress who was Playboy magazine's Playmate of the Month in January, 1999 and its... - B.J. Cummings Amy WeberAmy Weber Summary Amy Marie Weber is an American actress, model and entertainer. ... - Porcelain Bidet (2002) Roland KickingerRoland Kickinger Roland Kickinger is an Austrian-born bodybuilder and actor.... - Chip Rommel Leila ArcieriLeila Arcieri Leila C. Arcieri is an American actress and model.... - Jamaica St. Croix Kimberly OjaKimberly Oja Kimberly Oja is an American actress.... - Kimberlee Clark (as Kim Oja) Lisa BanesLisa Banes Lisa Banes is an American actress.... - Mayor Anita Massengil (2000-2001) Timothy StackTimothy Stack Timothy Stack is an American film and TV actor.... - Notchibald "Notch" Johnson Episode list Season 1 15 March 2000 - 12 September 2000 With Sex You Get Eggroll (3/15/00) Silence of the Clams (3/22/00) In the G-Hetto (3/29/00) Love, Native-American Style (4/5/00) Two Thongs Don't Make a Right (4/12/00) Fanny and the Professor (4/19/00) Eat My Muffin (8/2/00) Miso Honei (8/9/00) South of Her Border (8/16/00) Day of the Jackass (8/23/00) A Star Is Boned (8/30/00) Attack of the Cocktopuss (9/6/00) Mario Putzo's 'The Last Dong' (9/13/00) Season 2 13 March 2001 - 17 July 2001 B.J. Blue Hawaii (3/13/01) From Russia, with Johnson (3/20/01) Remember Her Titans (3/27/01) Rod Strikes Back (4/3/01) Queefer Madness (4/10/01) Light My Firebush (4/17/01) Chip's a Goy (4/23/01) A Tale of Two Johnsons (5/28/01) It's a Nude, Nude, Nude, Nude World (6/5/01) It's Showtime at the Apollo 13! (6/12/01) The Island of Dr. Merlot (6/19/01) The Sexorcist (6/26/01) Grand Prix (7/3/01) Area 69 (7/10/01) Booger Nights (7/17/01) Season 3 18 June 2002 - 1 October 2002 Penetration Island (6/18/02) Saturday Night Queefer (6/25/02) In the Line of Booty (7/2/02) Three Days of the Condom (7/9/02) Witness for the Prostitution (7/16/02) Gay Team (7/23/02) You Only Come Once (7/30/02) Hamm Stroker's Suck My Blood (8/6/02) Godfather Knows Best (8/13/02) Empty the Dragon (8/20/02) The Long Hot Johnson (8/27/02) Taco Lips Now: Part 1 (9/17/02) Jailhouse Notch: Part 2 (9/24/02) Bad News, Mr. Johnson (10/1/02) DVD release Son of the Beach Volume 1 was released on April 29, 2003, containing the first 21 episodes of the series (through Season 2 episode "A Tale of Two Johnsons"). The DVD also contains writer/director/cast commentary on select episodes, introductions by Timothy Stack as Notch Johnson, Too Hot for TV montages, behind the scenes featurettes, outtakes, and TV spots. On May 30, 2008 it was announced the remaining episodes would be released on November 11, 2008. External links