, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic
traits, often resulting in the specialization of organism
s into a male
or female
variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction
involves combining specialized cells
(gamete
s) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male
gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female
gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism.
An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm
) while females produce female gametes (ova
, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic
.
If you give a man a hammer, he thinks he can solve all problems by pounding. Well, God gave men penises....
Once you've gotten two hands up somebody's ass, you aren't likely to feel jealous of a penis.
Coition is a slight attack of apoplexy. For man gushes forth from man, and is separated by being torn apart with a kind of blow.
"Can a woman not keep her lover without she study to always please him with pleasure? Pew! then let her give up the game. Or shall my lover think with pleasing of me to win me indeed? Faugh! he payeth me then; doth he think I am for hire?"
When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
Give pleasure. Accept pleasure. It's that easy.
Happy family: The existence and maintenance of [this] is thought to make a politician fit for public office. According to this theory, the public are less concerned by whether or not they are effectively represented than by the need to be assured that the penises and hairy vaginas of public officials are only used in legally sanctioned circumstances.
Venereal: From Venus, the goddess of love, this word refers to the reality of desire. With the rise of Protestantism and science, the word "disease" was tacked on in a revealing combination of categorization and moralizing. "Which disease?" "The disease of love."