first-class cricket
er, who started playing cricket for Brodsworth Main C.C. in Doncaster and then played for Yorkshire County Cricket Club
from 1969 to 1984. He was a tall, right-handed opening batsman of solid technique. He formed an opening partnership with Geoff Boycott for his native county, and was a stalwart player in an era of scant success for the Yorkshire team.
He also played first-class cricket for the MCC
(1975-1980) Young England (1973), Rest of England (1976) and T.
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