"Money Back Guarantee" is a 2006 song by underground rapper Pigeon John

Pigeon John

Pigeon John is an American hip hop rapper raised in Hawthorne, California and based in Los Angeles, California.-Biography:Pigeon John is a Los Angeles area rapper who has recorded four studio albums as a solo artist, as well as several others as a member of the groups like L.A. Symphony and...

, from his album And the Summertime Pool Party

And the Summertime Pool Party

And the Summertime Pool Party is the 4th solo album by Southern California rapper Pigeon John. It was released on September 12, 2006. It features guest appearances from artists like DJ Rhettmatic, Brother Ali, RJD2 & J-Live...

. It features heavy sampling of the Pixies song "Hey", from their 1989 album Doolittle

Doolittle (album)

Doolittle features an eclectic mix of musical styles. While tracks such as "Tame" and "Crackity Jones" are fast and aggressive, and incorporate the band's trademark loud–quiet dynamic, other songs such as "Silver", "I Bleed", and "Here Comes Your Man" reveal a quieter, slower and more melodic...

. The song chronicles the rapper's attempts to pick-up a woman despite the fact that he's not "pimp

Pimp

A pimp is an agent for prostitutes who collects part of their earnings. The pimp may receive this money in return for advertising services, physical protection, or for providing a location where she may engage clients...

 or athlete or hip-hop star

Pop Star

"Pop Star" is a 2005 single from Japanese singer Ken Hirai. The single went on to top the 2005 Oricon Charts and is known for its remarkable music video, featuring Ken in seven different personas, including a raccoon and his own manager. The Video also helped Ken break into the US and Canadian...

." He promises that if she doesn't like the date she will "get [her] money back for free

Money back guarantee

A money-back guarantee is essentially a simple guarantee that, if a buyer is not satisfied with a product or service, a refund will be made....

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The song was featured on NPR

NPR

NPR, formerly National Public Radio, is a privately and publicly funded non-profit membership media organization that serves as a national syndicator to a network of 900 public radio stations in the United States. NPR was created in 1970, following congressional passage of the Public Broadcasting...

's All Songs Considered

All Songs Considered

All Songs Considered is a weekly online multimedia program started in January 2000 by NPR's All Things Considered director Bob Boilen. At first, the show featured information and streaming audio about the songs used as bumper music on All Things Considered. The program has turned into a source of...

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