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"If You Were a Sailboat" is a song by British
United Kingdom
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland is a sovereign state located off the northwestern coast of continental Europe. It is an island country, spanning an archipelago including Great Britain, the northeastern part of Ireland, and many small islands...

 singer Katie Melua
Katie Melua
Ketevan "Katie" Melua is a Georgian/British singer, songwriter and musician. She was born in Georgia, but moved to Northern Ireland at the age of eight and then relocated to England at the age of 14. Melua is signed to the small Dramatico record label, under the management of songwriter Mike Batt,...

. Written and produced by Mike Batt
Mike Batt
Mike Batt is a British based songwriter, musician, producer and Deputy Chairman of the British Phonographic Industry...

, it is Melua's ninth single
Single (music)
In music, a single is a short recording of one or more separate tracks. This can be released for sale to the public in a variety of different formats.-History:...

 and the first from her third album, Pictures
Pictures (Katie Melua album)
Pictures is the third album by Georgian-born British jazz and blues singer Katie Melua, and was released on October 1, 2007. It was released in the USA on May 5th, 2009, with a different album cover.-Track listing:# "Mary Pickford " – 3:12...

(2007). Melua said of the song:
It was released as a single on September 24, 2007. The CD single has three extra tracks exclusive to the release, including a version of David Gray
David Gray (musician)
David Gray is an English singer-songwriter. Although he released his first studio album in 1993, he did not receive worldwide attention until the release of White Ladder six years later...

's "This Year's Love
This Year's Love (song)
"This Year's Love" is a song by artist David Gray from his fourth album White Ladder. Originally released in 1999 , it was re-issued in 2001.. The single peaked at #18 in the UK Singles Chart....

". In the week of 30 September, the song debuted at number twenty-three on the UK Singles Chart
UK Singles Chart
The UK Singles Chart is compiled by The Official Charts Company on behalf of the British record industry. The full chart contains the top 200 singles based upon combined record sales and download numbers, though some media outlets only list the Top 40 or the Top 75 of this list...

.

Parody version


Mark Radcliffe
Mark Radcliffe
Mark Radcliffe is an English broadcaster who has worked in various roles for the BBC since the 1980s and remains one of Britain's most recognised DJs...

 of BBC Radio 2
BBC Radio 2
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 was amused by the lyric 'If you were a piece of wood, I'd nail you to the floor', and asked his listeners to send in equally strange lyrics and compose a parody song for her to sing, not expecting her to actually do so.

However Melua sportingly contacted the show and agreed to play the song. The lyrics included 'If you were some tiling, I would grout you.' and 'If you were ten pints of beer, I would drink you down my dear'.

Track listings

  1. "If You Were a Sailboat"
  2. "Junk Mail"
  3. "Straight to DVD"
  4. "This Year's Love
    This Year's Love (song)
    "This Year's Love" is a song by artist David Gray from his fourth album White Ladder. Originally released in 1999 , it was re-issued in 2001.. The single peaked at #18 in the UK Singles Chart....

    "

Charts

Chart (2007) Peak Positionhttp://top40-charts.com/artist.php?aid=4422http://acharts.us/song/28418
Belgium Singles Chart 15
Germany Singles Chart 62
Norway Singles Chart 5
Poland Singles Chart 10
Switzerland Singles Chart 12
UK Singles Chart 23