Track listing

1. "Idle Gossip" – 2:33
2. "Do You Wanna Be Like Dougy Bell" – 2:39
3. "The Lambrusco
   Lambrusco
   Lambrusco is the name of both a red wine grape and an Italian wine made principally from the grape. The grapes and the wine originate from four zones in Emilia-Romagna and one in Lombardy, principally around the central provinces of Modena, Parma, Reggio nell'Emilia, and Mantua...
   
    Kid" – 3:28
4. "You Won't Be Merry On A North Sea Ferry" – 3:09
5. "Harry Cross (A Tribute To Edna)" – 3:44 (referring to a storyline in Brookside
   Brookside
   Brookside is a defunct British soap opera set in Liverpool, England. The series began on the launch night of Channel 4 on 2 November 1982, and ran for 21 years until 4 November 2003...
   
   )
6. "Geordie's Gone To Jail" – 3:36
7. "Silly Billy" – 2:09
8. "If You're In A Pop Group You'll End Up Paying A Fortune Practicing At Peter Practice's Practice Place" – 2:56
9. "PC Stoker" – 2:56
10. "I Tried To Trust Tracey" – 3:40
11. "Keith's A Thief" – 2:05
12. "I'll Get Even With Steven (Steve Is Tender)" – 3:18

External links

• Full album lyrics
• Idle Gossip page on The Toy Dolls website

Personnel

• Michael "Olga" Algar - Vocals, Guitar
• Dean (James) Robson - Bass, Vocals
• Graham "Teddy" Edmundson - Drums, Vocals