I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved, AND I'm armed! Don't MESS with me!

Look, she's gonna cry again. [imitating winner] 'Oh, if I only had a brain."'

Hey! I'm GLIDING here!

Dalai Llama, Dalai Llama, Dalai Llama...snorts

[as a guard dog barks at her' Oh, fine, have it you little...donut Nazi! [pulls a donut out from her bra and throws it at the dog.]

I'm sarcastic?! When everything that comes out of YOUR mouth is dripping with disdain?

:[After throughout the whole movie mocking people about ALWAYS wanting world peace]':[tearing up]'And I really do want world peace.

I'm sorry, what was the question? I was distracted by the half-masticated cow rolling around in your wide-open trap.

There are no words.

Smilers wear a crown, losers wear a frown.