and the third in the Die Hard film series. It was produced and directed by John McTiernan
(who directed the first film
), written by Jonathan Hensleigh
, and stars Bruce Willis
as NYPD Lieutenant
John McClane
, Samuel L. Jackson
as McClane's reluctant partner Zeus Carver, and Jeremy Irons
as Colonel Simon Peter Gruber. It was released on May 19, 1995 and followed by Live Free or Die Hard
12 years later.
When a bomb explodes at the Bonwit Teller
department store, a man calling himself "Simon" phones Major Case Unit Inspector Walter Cobb at the police station and claims responsibility for the bomb.
Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.
I never knew Canada could be this much fun.
Say hello to your brother.
[Walking up to two bad guys in a truck] Hey, fellas! Mickey O'Brien, aquaduct security. Hey listen, we got a report of a guy coming through with, uh … eight reindeer. [empties his pistol on them] Yeah, they said he was a jolly old fat guy with a snowy white beard, cute little red 'n' white suit. I'm surprised you didn't see him.
[To McClane] You having a nice day, sir? You feeling all right? Not to get too personal, but a white man standing in the middle of Harlem wearing a sign that says "I HATE NIGGERS" has either got some serious personal issues, or not all his dogs are barking.
That's a white man with white problems. Why should I get involved?
[Disguised as a City Engineer, surveying the damage caused by one of his bombs] Holy Toledo! Somebody had fun.
As I was going to St. Ives, / I met a man with seven wives. / Every wife had seven sacks, / Every sack had seven cats, / Every cat had seven kittens. / Kittens, cats, sacks, wives, / How many were going to St. Ives?
I'm a soldier, not a monster. Even though I sometimes work for monsters.
Said Simple Simon to the pieman going to the fair, "Give me your pies … or I'll cave your head in."