comedian, writer, and voice actor. He is best known for his baritone voiced character, The Lovemaster, which he routinely portrays in his stand up act.
Craig began his career in his hometown of Philadelphia, where he honed his comedy and characters, winning the “Best of Philly” Award while working as a bartender and attending Temple University
. A natural storyteller with keen observational instincts, Shoemaker's performances are informed by the hilarious and often shocking twists and turns of his own life.
Are you in real estate? Can you tell me is this a "lot"?
I was circumsized by a bandsaw.
I'm as hard as final Jeopardy.
I'd show it to ya, but it's caught in my shoe.
Come on and tell Pinocchio a lie.
I'll love you so good, your neighbor will have a smoke.
I did a girl so good, the police came three times.
We'll have safe sex. Go get me a hefty bag.