Ryan and I took everything; though everything tasted the same, we could at least have some variety of colors on our plate.

People like him think that they are god's gift to the world. What's worse, they are.

Alok tried to ask the professor for a re-quiz, who stared back as if he had been asked for both his kidneys.

I know, these Hindi movies are crap, but they do kind of take your mind away from the crap of real life like nothing else.

Figuring out women is harder than topping a ManPro Quiz.

Theaters are the opposite of class lectures, the front row is where the action is.

Girls are beautiful, let's face it, and life is quite, quite worthless without them.

But her parents were certified weirdos and probably deserved such tactics.

Kind? This is DisCo, not Mother Teresa's home.

All of us needed time to rest. And we had time - four months of it - to take all the rest in the world.