Directed by Roger Corman. Written by Charles B. Griffith.

Dialogue

Seymour Krelboyne: Did you call me, Mr. Mushnick?

Gravis Mushnick: No, I was calling John D. Rockefeller for to make a loan on my Rolls Royce!

Seymour Krelboyne: Sorry I said it.

Burson Fouch: My name is Burson Fouch.

Gravis Mushnick: Excellent. I am Gravis Mushnick.

Burson Fouch: Oh, that's a good one.

[Fouch purchases half a dozen carnations.]

Gravis Mushnick: I'll wrap them for you.

Burson Fouch: No, that's all right. I'll eat 'em here.

Audrey Fulquard: Why don't you give him a chance to resurrect himself?

Gravis Mushnick: I give him chance to quit!

Seymour Krelboyne: I ain't gonna quit!

Gravis Mushnick: You're a brave boy. You're fired.

Burson Fouch: I remember in one flower shop there was a whole wall covered with poison ivy, and people came from miles around to look at that wall — and they stayed to buy.

Gravis Mushnick: And the owner got rich?

Burson Fouch: No. He scratched himself to death in an insane asylum.

Siddie Shiva: Oh! That was my cousin Harry!

Det. Sgt. Joe Fink: We just want to ask you a few questions.

Gravis Mushnick: I didn't do it.

Det. Frank Stoolie: Do what?

Gravis Mushnick: Whatever.