Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
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Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
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Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (1993 - 1996) by Haim Saban.
[The monster-matic is cooking the monster]
Finster - Yes my queen, it is a terror toad!
Billy - Give us your lunch money, kid!
Kid - I don't have any!
Billy - Ah, your worthless.
Baboo - Gotcha!
Pink Ranger - Baboo!
Baboo - In the flesh, and I got you didn't I.
Terror Toad - Four down and only one to go.
Baboo - Well then, let's get her.
Bulk: She's making me mess up my lines.
Kimberly: Not so fast!
Kimberly: Hey!
Kimberly: Oh, no! You ruined my grandmother's spinning wheel!!! What is she gonna say???
Mr. Kaplan: Honestly, Bulk. Come on, kids. Let's take a break before something else gets broken.
(Kimberly screams, Tommy fell into a ground.)
(Samurai Fan man joins with Goldar, Baboo, and Squatt, they laugh.)
| Season 1 | Season 2 | Season 3 |
|---|---|---|
| Day of the Dumpster | The Mutiny, Part 1 | A Friend in Need, Part 1 |
| High Five | The Mutiny, Part 2 | A Friend in Need, Part 2 |
| Teamwork | The Mutiny, Part 3 | A Friend in Need, Part 3 |
| A Pressing Engagement | The Wanna-Be Ranger | Ninja Quest, Part 1 |
| Different Drum | Putty on the Brain | Ninja Quest, Part 2 |
| Food Fight | Bloom of Doom | Ninja Quest, Part 3 |
| I, Eye Guy | The Green Dream | Ninja Quest, Part 4 |
| Power Ranger Punks | The Power Stealer | A Brush with Destiny |
| Peace, Love, and Woe | The Beetle Invasion | Passing the Lantern |
| Foul Play in the Sky | Welcome to Venus Island | Wizard for a Day |
| For Whom the Bell Trolls | The Song of Guitardo | Fourth Down and Long |
| Happy Birthday, Zack | Green No More, Part 1 | Final Face-Off |
| No Clowning Around | Green No More, Part 2 | Stop the Hate Master, Part 1 |
| Dark Warrior | Missing Green | Stop the Hate Master, Part 2 |
| Switching Places | Orchestral Maneuvers in the Park | The Potion Notion |
| Big Sisters | Beauty and the Beast | A Ranger Catastrophe, Part 1 |
| Green with Evil, Part 1: Out of Control | White Light, Part 1 | A Ranger Catastrophe, Part 2 |
| Green with Evil, Part 2: Jason's Battle | White Light, Part 2 | Changing of the Zords, Part 1 |
| Green with Evil, Part 3: The Rescue | Two for One | Changing of the Zords, Part 2 |
| Green with Evil, Part 4: Eclipsing MegaZord | Opposites Attract | Changing of the Zords, Part 3 |
| Green with Evil, Part 5: Breaking the Spell | Zedd's Monster Mash | Follow That Cab! |
| The Trouble with Shellshock | The Ninja Encounter, Part 1 | A Different Shade of Pink, Part 1 |
| Itsy Bitsy Spider | The Ninja Encounter, Part 2 | A Different Shade of Pink, Part 2 |
| The Spit Flower | The Ninja Encounter, Part 3 | A Different Shade of Pink, Part 3 |
| Life's a Masquerade | Zedd Waves | I'm Dreaming of a White Ranger |
| Gung Ho! | A Monster of Global Proportions | Rita's Pita |
| Wheel of Misfortune | The Power Transfer, Part 1 | A Chimp in Charge |
| Island of Illusion, Part 1 | The Power Transfer, Part 2 | Master Vile and the Metallic Armor, Part 1 |
| Island of Illusion, Part 2 | Goldar's Vice-Versa | Master Vile and the Metallic Armor, Part 2 |
| The Rockstar | Mirror of Regret | Master Vile and the Metallic Armor, Part 3 |
| Calamity Kimberly | When is a Ranger Not a Ranger? | The Sound of Dischordia |
| A Star is Born | Rocky Just Wants to Have Fun | Rangers in Reverse |
| The Yolk's on You! | Lights, Camera, Action | Alien Rangers of Aquitar, Part 1 |
| The Green Candle, Part 1 | Where There's Smoke, There's Fire | Alien Rangers of Aquitar, Part 2 |
| The Green Candle, Part 2 | Scavenger Hunt | Climb Every Fountain |
| Birds of a Feather | The Great Bookala Escape | The Alien Trap |
| Clean-Up Club | Forever Friends | Attack of the 60' Bulk |
| A Bad Reflection on You | A Reel Fish Story | Water You Thinking? |
| Doomsday, Part 1 | Rangers Back in Time, Part 1 | Along Came a Spider |
| Doomsday, Part 2 | Rangers Back in Time, Part 2 | Sowing the Seas of Evil |
| A Pig Surprise | The Wedding, Part 1 | Hogday Afternoon, Part 1 |
| Lions and Blizzards | The Wedding, Part 2 | Hogday Afternoon, Part 2 |
| Rita's Seed of Evil | The Wedding, Part 3 | |
| Crystal of Nightmares | Return of the Green Ranger, Part 1 | |
| Something Fishy | Return of the Green Ranger, Part 2 | |
| To Flea or Not to Flee | Return of the Green Ranger, Part 3 | |
| Reign of the Jellyfish | Best Man for the Job | |
| Plague of the Mantis | Storybook Rangers, Part 1 | |
| Return of an Old Friend, Part 1 | Storybook Rangers, Part 2 | |
| Return of an Old Friend, Part 2 | Wild West Rangers, Part 1 | |
| Grumble Bee | Wild West Rangers, Part 2 | |
| Two Heads are Better Than One | Blue Ranger Gone Bad | |
| Fowl Play | ||
| Enter... the Lizzinator | ||
| Trick or Treat | ||
| On Fins and Needles | ||
| Second Chance | ||
| Football Season | ||
| Mighty Morphin' Mutants | ||
| An Oyster Stew | ||
Day of the Dumpster
- [To fleeing astronauts.]
- Rita: Don't go! You'll miss my coming out party. That's where I destroy the nearest planet!
- Alpha 5: Danger! Danger! It's the big one! I know it! We'll all be destroyed!
- Zordon: Calm down, Alpha. It's Rita, and she's attacking the planet.
- Alpha 5: Aye, yai, yai! What should we do?!
- Zordon: Teleport to us five overbearing and over-emotional humans.
- Alpha 5: No, not that! Not... teenagers!
- Zordon: That is correct, Alpha.
- Alpha 5: I was afraid of that.
- Billy: [meeting Alpha 5] A fully sentient, multifunctional automaton.
- Zack: Mastodon!
- Kimberly: Pterodactyl!
- Billy: Triceratops!
- Trini: Saber-Toothed Tiger!
- Jason: Tyrannosaurus!
- Jason: Back off, fang-face!
- Zack: The good guys are here!
- Billy: Get off our planet!
- Trini: 'Cause we're the Power Rangers!
- Kimberly: And we're not backing down!
- Goldar: You and your weapons are no match for me!
- Rita: Goldar! You failed!
- Goldar: It won't happen again, Empress!
- Rita: Shut up! I've got a headache.
- Zack: Hey, wait a minute.
- Zordon: Yes, Zachary, what is it?
- Zack: I'm not sure if we're all up to this. I mean, we were pretty lucky this time.
- Zordon: Luck had nothing to with it. The five of you have become as great a group of superheroes as there have ever been.
- Kimberly: No way!
- [pause]
- Kimberly: Really?
- Zordon: You've been through an extraordinary experience together. You need each other now. And the world needs you.
- Alpha 5: Humor. What a concept.
High Five
- Rita: *moans* I've got such a headache! Somebody Bring me an aspirin!
- Bones: *Laughes* I am Bones! At your service-takes of his head and holds it like a hat-.
- Finster: Hmm. Prehaps I should have sent the machine on low.
- Bones: Here! Let me help you get "a-head"!
A Pressing Engagement
- King Sphinx: You're nothing without your friends. Why don't you just give up?
- Goldar: Uh-oh!
- King Sphinx: Uh-oh!
- Rita Repulsa: Oooohh.. Uh-oh!
- Rita Repulsa: This should have been a sure thing! I can't believe they beat the Sphinx! Destroy the world is all I ask, but do they do it? NO!
Different Drum
- Rita: Finster, oh Finster!
- Finster: Yes, oh nasty one,. I'm working on a marvelous monster that eats cars and smells like a fish.
- Rita: Never mind that! Make me a musical monster that will mesmerize those pathetic Power Rangers and bring them to their knees, like the Pied Piper only meaner!
- Finster: Oh, my Queen, that idea is absolute brilliant. However, musical monsters aren't very reliable. Wouldn't you rather have a fire-breathing hedgehog instead?
- Rita: NO!! Either get my monster, or i'll turned you into a Sippean slug!
- Rita: Well, do you have my monster yet? The waiting is putting a strain on my natural beauty.
- Finster: Yes, I call it the Gnarly Gnome. He's a wonderfully outwit creature, who plays a hypnotic accordian. The plan is to hypnotised a few kids and hold them. When, the Power Rangers show up to the rescue, he'll use the music to put them in your power.
- Rita: OK, let's get em!
[The monster-matic is cooking the monster]
- Rita: This time, it had better work, Finster!
- Gnarly Gnome: Whoa, what a trip! Ha Ha Ha! Now, I got to this thing to work right. I'll just warm it up a bit. Hee Hee!
- Gnarly Gnome: Come with me, my pretties! Rita wants to play.
Food Fight
- Bulk: We are not going to eat them, numb-SKULL. We are going to throw them.
- Rita Repulsa: I'm feeling sick again, and it's all YOUR fault! And as for you two, SHUT UP! How can anyone conquer the world, with these nitwits?!
Power Ranger Punks
Rita - So, a toad. A bad one one I presume.Finster - Yes my queen, it is a terror toad!
Billy - Give us your lunch money, kid!
Kid - I don't have any!
Billy - Ah, your worthless.
Baboo - Gotcha!
Pink Ranger - Baboo!
Baboo - In the flesh, and I got you didn't I.
Terror Toad - Four down and only one to go.
Baboo - Well then, let's get her.
No Clowning Around
Pineoctopus-Now to make cardboard out of the lot of you. Don't worry it won't hurt a bit, but it might hurt a lot.Big Sisters
- Chunky Chicken: Getting that kid to open the box is almost too easy. Rita's gonna be pleased. [Chunky Chicken clucks]
Green with Evil, Part 1: Out of Control
- Green Ranger: To the fall, of the Power Rangers! I'll destroy you, why and all! (devilish laughs)
Green with Evil, Part 2: Jason's Battle
- Goldar: You know, Jason, if you had your Power Morpher, you could get out of here.
- Jason: What's your point?
- [Goldar drops the Morpher to the ground.]
- Goldar: Come and get it, if you're brave enough.
- Goldar: Rita has given you to me as a reward for my faithful service to her, like tossing some meat to a hungry lion.
- Goldar: You are only human, and no mere human is a match for Goldar!
Green with Evil, Part 3: The Rescue
- Jason: You wear a green Ranger costume, yet you share your loyalty is with Rita.
- Green Ranger: Rita is my empress and she will soon rule the world.
- Jason: She's evil!!!
- Green Ranger: Yeah, and so am I.
- Rita: Hahaha! The battle is grand - and for once, we're winning!
- Rita: So, do you two think I should send the Green Ranger?
- Squatt: I think I don't know what I think, your Evilness!
- Scorpina: No! Send me, I wanna go!
- Squatt: Well, I could go with Baboo.
- Scorpina: Oh, shut up!
Green with Evil, Part 4: Eclipsing MegaZord
- Bulk: Watch where you're going! Who taught you how to drive?!
- Skull: No one! How am I doing?
- Bulk: You drive like a maniac!
- Skull: Thank you.
- Bulk: That wasn't a compliment!
- [The bus Bulk and Skull are in is about to be demolished.]
- Bulk: We're gonna be history!
- Skull: Y'mean like famous?
- Bulk: No, I mean like dust!
- Green Ranger: Come on! You pathetic Power Rangers are finally going down!
- Jason: Our Zords!
- [The Dino Zords are sinking into a pit of molten lava.]
- Kimberly: They're totalled!
- Zack: I can't believe it! It's like Rita destroyed a part of us.
- Billy: They were always there for us when we needed them.
- Trini: Now they're gone... just when we need them most.
- Kimberly: The Power Rangers are history.
- Trini: It's over. Rita's won.
- Jason: Rangers, we can't give up.
- Kimberly: Why shouldn't we? Zordon's gone, the Mega Zords have been destroyed. We're outmatched.
- [Pause]
- Alpha 5: Billy, what are the chances of bringing Zordon back on-line?
- Billy: Less than 10 percent.
- Jason: Isn't the smallest chance of victory enough of a reason for us to keep on fighting? The world needs us, Rangers.
- Zack: Let's face it. The Green Ranger was Rita's trump card. She played it - she won.
- Alpha 5: No, Rangers. I can not accept that. Zordon would not accept that.
- Trini: But Zordon's not here.
Green with Evil, Part 5: Breaking the Spell
- Alpha 5: Rita will rule the world! She'll enslave mankind! She'll destroy the Command Center again! She'll---
- Zack: Okay, okay, Alpha. We get your point.
- Kimberly: Tommy! Tommy, I know. I know you're the Green Ranger.
- Tommy: Well then Pink Ranger, you should know that you, along with the other Power Rangers, will soon be destroyed.
- Kimberly: Let us help you! We can break Rita's spell!
- Tommy: Rita is my empress, and she will soon rule the world!
- Kimberly: Tommy, please let us help you...
- Tommy: You (his eyes flash green) have been warned!
- Jason: We're back, and we're ready to morph into action!
- Tommy: Six working together to fight evil!
- Zack: And stop Rita!
- Billy: And all her menacing monsters!
- Trini: From destroying our planet Earth!
- Kimberly: And ruining the universe with evil!
- Jason: Look out Rita, we're not backing down! 'Cause we're the...
- Jason, Tommy, Zack, Billy, Trini,Kimberly: Power Rangers!
Wheel of Misfortune
Kimberly: Bulk, be careful! You're such a clod.Bulk: She's making me mess up my lines.
Kimberly: Not so fast!
Kimberly: Hey!
Kimberly: Oh, no! You ruined my grandmother's spinning wheel!!! What is she gonna say???
Mr. Kaplan: Honestly, Bulk. Come on, kids. Let's take a break before something else gets broken.
Island of Illusion, Part 1
- Tommy: What's the matter, Zack?
- Zack: That's the matter! That huge snake! Well, can't you see it? Can't you see it!?
- Jason: What snake?!
- Zack: It's gonna bite me!
- Kimberly: There's nothing there, Zack!
- Trini: Zack, there is no snake!
- Zack: I hate snakes! I HATE SNAKES!!
Island of Illusion, Part 2
- Zack: [thanking Quagmire for helping get his self-confidence back] Thanks for the pep-talk, man.
- Quagmire: My pleasure and welcome back, but the key was inside you, Zack.
Calamity Kimberly
- Kimberly: What's going on!!!
- Tommy: Kimberly!
- Kimberly: Tommy!!!!
- Samurai Fan Man: (laugh)
(Kimberly screams, Tommy fell into a ground.)
- Kimberly: Tommy!!!!
- Kimberly: Where am I? Tommy? TOMMY!
(Samurai Fan man joins with Goldar, Baboo, and Squatt, they laugh.)
- Kimberly: Let's me out they here! Tommy, please help me!!!
The Green Candle, Part 2
- Zack: Jason, you gotta come back. Tommy's in big trouble.
- Goldar: You're all in trouble now!
- Jason: But if I don't get the candle in time, he'll lose his powers!
- Zack: If we don't get to him in time, he'll lose his life!
Doomsday, Part 1
- Zack: Oh yeah? What's it say?
- Kimberly: Mayor Carrington hopes that the mysterious superheroes will make a public appearance in Angel Grove Park, where countless fans will be gathered to celebrate them. I have a feeling the Power Rangers will show up... Don't you?
- Jason: I wouldn't be surprised.
Rita's Seed of Evil
- Squatt: This will make Rita so happy, she'll probably give me that glow-in-the-dark toothpaste I've been wanting.
Return of an Old Friend, Part 1
- [The Rangers have just given their Power Coins to Goldar.]
- Goldar: I intend to destroy the world, and now, nothing can stop me!
Return of an Old Friend, Part 2
- [After seeing Tommy teleported to the Command Center.]
- Rita: What's he doing there?
- Goldar: There is no way they can bring Green Ranger back! Impossible!
- Jason [Handing Tommy his Power Coin.]: Welcome back, old friend.
- Tommy: Alright, I get the picture. Look, I'll do anything I can to help, but how? How can I without my powers?
- Zordon: I believe the only way possible is to infuse Tommy with an enormous amount of my own energy.
- Billy: But Zordon! That could be extremely dangerous for both you and Tommy!
- Jason: I agree with Billy. What happens if these temporary powers give out during a fight?
- Kimberly: Yeah, we can't ask Tommy to take that risk.
- Tommy: No, this is a risk I'm willing to take. When do we begin?
- Goldar: Victory shall be mine! The Power Rangers are no more!
- Tommy: Woah, this is amazing! I'm back!
- Goldar: You again, Green Weakling!
- Tommy: That's right, Goldar.
- Goldar: You have no chance of defeating me!
- Tommy: We'll see about that!
- Goldar: Empty threats from a powerless Ranger.
- Tommy: I have more than enough to beat you, Goldar.
- Goldar: I shall enjoy crushing you again!
- Zordon: Alpha, Bring Tommy back. Alpha, Bring Tommy Back! Alpha, Bring him Back!
- Alpha 5: Aye, yai, yai, this is just too emotional for my robotic neurons.
- Zordon: Alpha and I will have to analyze your powers, Tommy, to see if they can be restored to you permanently.
- Alpha 5: As it is, they could fail, leaving you vulnerable.
- Zordon: Knowing this, Tommy, do you still choose to remain a Power Ranger?
- Tommy: Absolutely. It's good to be back with my friends again, even if it's only for a while.
- Alpha 5: Welcome back, Green Ranger!
Enter... the Lizzinator
- The Lizzinator: This is too easy! Fighting all the Power Rangers would be a better challenge for the Lizzinator! I'll be back!
- Jason: What? Putties can drive?
- [gets run over by a car driven by a Putty]
- Jason: Yup, they can drive!
- The Lizzinator: Very impressive, Red Ranger, but I have another game in mind we can play.
- Jason: Any game you want!
- The Lizzinator: Then how about soccer?
- [He proceeds to kick a boulder at Jason.]
- The Lizzinator: Do you smell that, puny Zords? It is the smell of defeat! And now, as Rita has commanded, I shall now destroy you both!
- [The UltraZord has been formed.]
- The Lizzinator: Hey, wait! No fair, I was just about to win!
Football Season
- Jason: If you think you're gonna mess up our town...
- Zack: Then you're way off-side!
- Billy: So pack up your ball and go home!
- Trini: 'Cause we don't want your on our field!
- Kimberly: So punt yourself outta here!
- Jason: Or you'll face the...
- Jason, Zack, Billy, Trini, Kimberly: Power Rangers!
- Rhinoblaster: You've been sidelined, Power Rangers! Hit the showers!
- Tommy: Wait, wait! Won't you let me spend my last few moments with my friends?
- Rhinoblaster: Well, since I'm such a nice guy... NO!
- Tommy: Alright, guy, consider this your two-minute warning! The home team is taking back the field!
- Rhinoblaster: Score one for the invaders!
- Rhinoblaster: Fourth quarter, Ranger, and time's runnin' out!
Mighty Morphin' Mutants
- [Goldar is training Putties to become Mutant Rangers.]
- Goldar: No, Number 6! You're going to be a clay pot on Rita's coffeetable if you don't shape up!
- Goldar: With these Badges of Darkness, you will become the evil twin of a Power Ranger... No one worthy of becoming Red Ranger. No matter. It's Mutant Time!
- Commander Crayfish: You have trained well. With your Badges of Darkness, and me as your leader, we shall destroy the Power Rangers!
- Jason: You ready for us?
- Commander Crayfish: So, you've come to play.
- Jason: We'd love to stay and play, ugly, but it's time to put you out of commission.
- Commander Crayfish: Wrong, little Ranger. It's Mutant Time!
- Commander Crayfish: Now we'll show you who the real Rangers are!
- Blue Mutant: I'm after you, Blue!
- Yellow Mutant: Hey, Trini, you wanna play, too?
- Black Mutant: Nice to meet ya, Zack!
- Pink Mutant: Told ya I'd be back!
- Kimberly: You guys may look like us, but that's not enough!
- Commander Crayfish: We'll soon see, little land-lubber. We have a real leader!
- Commander Crayfish: Is that the best you can do?
- Tommy: There's plenty more where that came from, you overgrown seafood platter!
- Commander Crayfish: You're the ones about to be cooked! Let's blast them, Mutants!
- Tommy: What?
- Kimberly: They've got a Power Blaster!
- Commander Crayfish: Mutants, assemble Power Blaster!
- Kimberly: Oh yeah? We have a Power Blaster, too!
- Commander Crayfish: You Power Punks will soon be cosmic dust!
- Commander Crayfish: Let's finish them off, Mutants! Charge!
- Jason, Zack, Billy, Trini, Kimberly: We need UltraZord Power now!
- [The UltraZord is formed.]
- Commander Crayfish: Huh?! Hold it! Pull back! Pull back!
The Mutiny, Part 1
- Lord Zedd: I am Lord Zedd, emperor of all I seek. You have failed to complete the mission assigned to you. I will now resume command! Prepare the palace for my return!
- Goldar: Lord Zedd has returned!
- Rita: Ohh, he's gonna ruin everything.
- Baboo: Bu-but where is Lord Zedd?
- Goldar: Where he belongs - his Chamber of Command!
- Rita: I got such a headache...
- Goldar: Deal with it! I'm going to meet my Emperor!
- Lord Zedd: I am Lord Zedd. Identify yourself.
- Goldar: Excellency, surely you remember me: Goldar, your faithful servant.
- Lord Zedd: Ah, yes, Goldar. The groveling one.
- Goldar: I surrender myself to serve and obey you only. It is good to have you back, Lord Zedd.
- Lord Zedd: Your spineless, sniveling attitude leads me to believe you will serve me well.
- Goldar: Yes.
- Lord Zedd: For that, I shall restore to you what was once taken away.
- [In a burst of fire, Goldar's wings appear.]
- Goldar: Lord Zedd, I thank you! You will not regret this!
- Lord Zedd: See that I don't.
- Rita: Ahh, my brave and powerful Lord Zedd! What a pleasant surprise! Welcome! How can I be of service to you? [to Goldar] Traitor!
- [Rita kneels.]
- Rita: Oh, Lord Zedd, give me another chance! I will not fail again!
- Lord Zedd: Quiet! Those Power Rangers are nothing but mere infants! You were defeated by children! You dare call yourself an Empress of Evil? You are not fit to destroy a cockroach!
- Goldar: I have always said that, my Lord.
- Rita: You gold-bellied rat!
- [Goldar laughs in her face.]
- Lord Zedd: You have made me very angry!
- Zordon: Power Rangers, the thing I have feared most has happened. Lord Zedd has returned.
- Billy: Who's Lord Zedd?
- Zordon: Rita and her minions' lord and master.
- Kimberly: You mean there's somebody worse than Rita?
- Zordon: I'm afraid so. Lord Zedd has been ruling over darker places within another galaxy. Eons ago he left Rita in charge to carry out his orders. Since she has failed to do so...
- Trini: He's come back to finish the job.
- Tommy: Will we be able to defeat him, Zordon?
- Zordon: I do not know, Rangers. I'm afraid your Zords may not be powerful enough to defeat Lord Zedd's magic.
- Alpha 5: Lord Zedd's power is unmatched by anything we've ever seen before!
- Lord Zedd: So, poor old Zordon is still around, eh? Little does he realize his pitiful, teenage do-gooders are no match for me.
- Goldar: Might I suggest we send down a group of Putties to attack the Rangers? They're in the open and will be easy prey.
- [Lord Zedd laughs maniacally.]
- Lord Zedd: Your Putties are as useless to me as you are. I have my own army of Putties, the likes of which you have never seen!
- Goldar: Of course.
- Lord Zedd: Observe, you simpering fool.
- [Lord Zedd brings his Putties to life.]
- Rita: Oh, Lord Zedd! Please, let me send down another monster! I'll prove to you that I can finish the job!
- Goldar: I don't think so!
- Rita: Zip it, you gold monkey!
- Goldar: I oughta...
- Lord Zedd: Your days of control are over. There will be no other chances!
- Rita: Can't we talk?
- Lord Zedd: Silence! I have spoken.
- Rita: I'll be back! You haven't seen the last of Rita Repulsa!
- [About Lord Zedd's Putties.]
- Zordon: You were lucky to find their weak spot so quickly. Apparently, the 'Z' on their chest is the source of their power.
- Trini: I'm sure Lord Zedd wasn't counting on us discovering it so soon.
- Kimberly: I wonder what he's got in store for us next.
- Zack: I got a feelin' it ain't Pudgy Pig.
The Mutiny, Part 2
- [Four of the Zords have been frozen by Pirantishead.]
- Lord Zedd: Ah, perfect.
- Goldar: But Tyrannosaurus is still on the loose!
- Lord Zedd: That is all part of my plan. Their own weapon will be their undoing when my monster turns the Tyrannosaurus against the Rangers!
- [Tommy leaves to join the battle.]
- Zordon: And may the Power protect them all.
- Pirantishead: Ho-ho, what fun! Your own Zords'll finish you off!
- [Zordon is showing the Thunder Zords to the Rangers, via holograms in the sky.]
- Zordon: Jason, you will control the Red Dragon ThunderZord. His power is fierce and true. Trini, yours shall be the Griffin ThunderZord, swift and accurate. Zack, the Lion ThunderZord will have courage and strength. Billy, your Unicorn ThunderZord has mythological powers and wisdom. Kimberly, the Firebird ThunderZord shall be yours, powerful and agile. When joined together, all shall form the Thunder MegaZord.
- Jason: These new Zords are amazing.
- Billy: Woah... morphinominal.
- Zack: Lord Zedd is in for it now.
- [Kimberly glances over at the solemn-looking Tommy.]
- Kimberly: Uhm, what about Tommy?
- Alpha 5: It's not yet known wether or not Tommy's powers will remain.
- Tommy: It's alright, guys. We knew this might happen. I just wish there was something I could do about it.
- [Tommy looks up at the Thunder Zords.]
- Lord Zedd: Yes, carry on, my Pirantishead monster. Destroy Angel Grove. Soon, the whole world will be under my command!
- Jason: We gotta morph!
- Zack: I'm with you. There's no telling what that fish is up to next.
- Zordon: Rangers, I understand your concern, and I commend you for it. But without your Zords, you will not be able to defeat this monster, and might be seriously hurt in the process. Angel Grove and the world cannot afford that.
- Lord Zedd: Now, where are those pathetic Rangers? Ah, perfect. Out in the open. Just where I want them.
- Goldar: What do you have in mind, Lord Zedd?
- Lord Zedd [chuckles]: Just a little game of Cat and Mouse.
- [Pirantishead is approaching Bulk and Skull.]
- Skull: Bulk, are we near a river?
- Bulk: No... what's the matter with you?
- Skull: Behind you... is a fish! A giant fish! A humongous fish!
- Pirantishead [chuckles]: Hello, boys.
- [Bulk and Skull scream wildly.]
- Pirantishead: Going my way?
- [Pirantishead blasts their four-wheelers, making them spin out of control.]
The Mutiny, Part 3
- Lord Zedd: You are a witness to greatness, Goldar. It is only a matter of time until I hold this world in the palm of my hand, to crush at will. The Power Rangers' efforts are futile. They'll never regain control of their old Zords. Without them, they are nothing.
- Lord Zedd: Now the time is at hand. The Power Rangers will witness the mass destruction of all they have fought to protect. The first wave of attack will be against those annoying humans called teenagers. After that? Heh. After that, the rest of the world shall easily fall.
- Lord Zedd: NO! This can't be! I will not tolerate being outsmarted by those Power Rangers!
- Goldar: They've regained control of their Zords.
- Lord Zedd: Not for long. I'll strip the Zords' power and return them to the depths of the Earth from whence they came!
- [Pirantishead has grown to giant size.]
- Pirantishead: I'm hungry!
- Jason: Without out Zords, we don't stand a chance.
- [Pirantishead glances down at the Rangers.]
- Pirantishead: Ah, lunch!
- Zordon: Rangers, you must face Pirantishead again. Call for the new Zords when you need them, and they will come. Tommy, your powers are too weak to support a new Zord. I'm sorry.
- [Tommy drops his head.]
- Alpha 5: He can still morph, he just can't power a Zord. We'll keep trying to find a way to regenerate Tommy's powers, but right now, you've got to go and save Angel Grove and the world!
- [The Rangers summon the Thunder Zords for the first time.]
- Zack: Mastodon, Lion ThunderZord Power!
- Kimberly: Pterodactyl, Firebird ThunderZord Power!
- Billy: Triceratops, Unicorn ThunderZord Power!
- Trini: Saber-Toothed Tiger, Griffin ThunderZord Power!
- Jason: Tyrannosaurus, Red Dragon ThunderZord Power!
- Alpha 5: Now that's more like it. Get 'em, Power Rangers. Reel in that overgrown guppy and send him back where he came from!
- [The Thunder MegaZord is formed.]
- Lord Zedd: Zordon and his surprises. Well, they're not going to do him any good this time!
- Tommy: Wow. Those new Zords are amazing.
- Alpha 5: Yes, they are. But don't be sad. We'll find some way to bring your powers up to full.
- Pirantishead: I'll tear you apart with my bare fins!
- Pirantishead: Power Rangers, prepare to meet your doom!
- Lord Zedd: NO! I don't believe it. This is not the end, by any means. Zordon and his stupid Power Rangers shall not prevail again!
- [Cut to Finster's laboratory.]
- Finster: Hmph. Well, if he'd used one of my monsters, none of this would've ever happened.
- [Cut back to the Chamber of Command.]
- Lord Zedd: [roars angrily] I was so close to ridding myself of those annoying Power pests, but now, all that is ruined.
- Goldar: I'm sorry you failed, Excellency.
- Lord Zedd: I didn't fail, you simpering twit! You failed! You all failed, just like you failed before! [roars again]
- Baboo: Uh, did we do something wrong?
- Lord Zedd: SILENCE! They have won this time, but none of us shall rest until the Rangers are completely destroyed, and the Earth is reduced to mere cinders! [laughs]
- [Zordon, Alpha 5 and the teens watch Rita on the viewing globe.]
- Rita Repulsa: [singing] 99 bottles of slime on the wall. 99 bottles of slime. You take one down and you pass it around. 98 bottles of slime on the wall!
- [All the teens, including Alpha and Zordon laugh at Rita from the viewing globe.]
- Zordon: [singing] 99 bottles of slime on the wall, 99 bottles of slime!
- [All the teens resume laughing.]
The Wanna-Be Ranger
- [On the Viewing Globe, Alpha finds a little boy lost in the park.]
- Alpha 5: Looks like trouble. Better contact the Rangers.
- [He hesitates.]
- Alpha 5: Wait. I don't need the Rangers to save a little boy. I can do it by myself. Pasta la pizza, baby! Alpha Ranger to the rescue!
- Alpha 5: Humans. They're so strange.
- Primator: Prepare to meet your doom! I am Primator!
- Primator/Tommy: The ape was just too much! Why don't we just... give up?
- [Jason lashes out with a kick, sending "Tommy" flying.]
- Jason: The real Tommy would never give up so easily, you bone-headed babboon!
- Primator/Tommy: Soon you're all going to wish you gave up!
Putty on the Brain
- Billy: Zack, be careful! He could turn up the heat and barbeque you anytime he wants!
- Zack: Aw, this guy's nothin'.
- Salaguana: Nothin' ? I'll show you nothin'! Here's a very hot somethin'!
- [He spews a stream of flame at them.]
- Salaguana: Toasted Ranger, anyone?
The Green Dream
- Lord Zedd: Are those dreams wearing you down, dear Tommy? Aww. When I get hold of the Sword of Power, your dream will become a real nightmare, and my dream a reality!
- RoboGoat: I am RoboGoat, ready to butt heads with the Power Rangers!
- RoboGoat: Once I have your powers, Lord Zedd will be unstoppable!
- Jason: No way, RoboGoat! Even one Ranger can take you out!
- RoboGoat: Why don't you ask your friend the Green Ranger how easy it was? You're next, Red Ranger!
- Lord Zedd: Curses to you, you meddling Power Rangers, for destroying my precious RoboGoat. And you! You cost me the Sword of Power!
- Goldar: I'm sorry I failed you, Master...
- Lord Zedd: I don't know why I don't clip your wings, you overgrown monkey. And you two! You two are just as useless. I should clip your ears and throw you in the trash with Rita!
- Baboo: We didn't do anything!
- Squatt: Yeah, we're innocent!
- Lord Zedd: Well, all is not lost, underlings. Although we held the Sword of Power for but a short time, the Green Ranger's powers are now a very short story indeed. And the final chapter? The final chapter is still being written.
- Tommy: I'm at the end, guys.
- Kimberly: Tommy, don't say that.
- Tommy: My powers are almost gone. That's what my dreams have been telling me, it's what I've been feeling inside.
- Jason: Man, you've been through it before. You came back strong.
- Tommy: Not this time. It's different This time it's for good. Lord Zedd's had it in for me ever since the beginning. And he's closing in.
The Power Stealer
- Lord Zedd: Welcome, Green Ranger. Glad you could drop by. In no time at all you'll be a powerless shell. But don't worry... your friends will be joining you soon!
The Song of Guitardo
- Guitardo [singing]: Succumb to me / Your thoughts are mine / See my music fill your mind
- Guitardo: Well, Pink Ranger, aren't you the songwriter? Let's see if you can come up with some lyrics for this little tune!
- Tommy: I have to morph, Zordon. Powers or not, I just can't stand by and watch my friends be destroyed. Kimberly can't hold out much longer on her own.
- Alpha 5: But Tommy, it's much too dangerous!
- Tommy: I don't care. I'm a Power Ranger 'til the end.
- Guitardo: Not bad, Greenie.
- Tommy: Yeah, but you haven't seen anything yet.
- Kimberly: Give it up, Guitardo!
- Guitardo: Intermission, I'll take a bow. But soon you'll be mine anyhow. Don't just stand and stare, join me at the fair!
- [He teleports away.]
- Guitardo [singing]: Listen hard, and listen good / I got you like I knew I would
Green No More, Part 1
- Zack: You guys don't know what you're doing!
- Jason: When Zedd is through with you, he'll destroy you, too!
- Black Dark Ranger: No one's ever given us a chance like Lord Zedd has! He's promised us his loyalty!
- Billy: Listen to us! The only person Lord Zedd is loyal to is himself!
- Lord Zedd: (in response of the Rangers' protests) Silence! Enough of your bleating. I have other matters to attend to, such as watching the destruction of the Green Ranger.
- Kimberly: What have you done with him? Where is he?!!
- Lord Zedd: (halfheartedly) He is somewhere in the Other World. He is powerless now, and of no concern to me...just like the five of you are now!!! What you are about to see is the destruction of Angel Grove, and then, the world!!!
- (sinister laughing)
Green No More, Part 2
Missing Green
- [Jason keeps failing at his karate training.]
- Jason: I just can't.
- Zack: Man, what's wrong? I know, it's Tommy. You miss him.
- Jason: It's more than that.
- Zack: What?
- Jason: It's my fault he lost his powers in the first place. If I had gotten the Green Candle, he'd still be one of us!
- Zack: Come on, Jase, you had no choice. I know, I was there.
- Jason: No. I should've gotten the candle.
- Lord Zedd: Rita's Green Candle was just the beginning. These are the end! I wonder how the Red Ranger will feel after the remaining Rangers' powers have been drained and extinguished, as once again he stands powerless to stop it.
- Goldar: This sliver of green wax is all that remains of your Green friend's power. Funny that it's final act is to light the flame that will strip you of your powers! And just like the Green Ranger... your time as Power Rangers will burn to nothing!
- Zordon: Jason, the other Rangers wanted you to win the Golden Pipe Karate Trophy, but they knew you were worried about Tommy. The Rangers went to find him.
- Jason: That trophy means nothing without my friends here to share it. Alpha, you have to locate them.
- Alpha 5: I'm trying, Jason, I'm trying! Aye yai yai yai yai!
- Zordon: Lord Zedd has sent his new Pipebrain monster to attack Angel Grove. He is very swift and powerful. Jason, you must stop him.
- Jason: But Zordon, I'll need my friends.
- Alpha 5: Jason! I finally found them!
- Jason: Where are they, Alpha?
- Zordon: As I feared, the other Rangers are being held prisoner in Lord Zedd's Dimension of Doom. Goldar is about to take advantage of the one weakness of the Power Team.
- Goldar: [on the Viewing Globe] As soon as the candles melt, your powers will be gone forever!
- [Jason is furious.]
- Zordon: Jason, you must control your anger. This is exactly the reaction Lord Zedd wants. You must not allow him to gain the upper hand. Red Ranger, come stand before me.
- [Jason does so.]
- Zordon: Jason, a true leader is always faced with tough decisions. He must control his emotions, and act based on who has the greatest need.
- Alpha 5: Jason, you made the right decision when you left Tommy's candle.
- Zordon: The other Rangers needed you then, as they need you now.
- [To Jason.]
- Goldar: My life is dedicated to destroying you!
- Lord Zedd: I don't understand it. The more I devide them, the more they come together. I swear, I will find a way to destroy them, even if I have to scour the entire galaxy to do it.
White Light, Part 1
- Lord Zedd: I detect a sudden weakness in the Morphing Grid.
- Goldar: Our armies have been getting stronger, my Lord. I knew if we kept working--
- Lord Zedd: Silence, you fool! It is more than that! The Morphing Grid's balance is maintained by the constant struggle between Zordon and myself.
- Goldar: Maybe Zordon finally gave up.
- Lord Zedd: Or is somehow damaged. Either way, now is the perfect chance to retrieve the former Green Ranger.
- Goldar: Without Zordon, the Power Rangers will be powerless to stop us!
- Lord Zedd: Still, we'll give them a little something to keep them occupied and out of our way: Nimrod, the Scarlet Sentinel! [laughs]
- [Zedd fires a lightning bolt to Earth, inititating Nimrod's birth.]
- Lord Zedd: We must celebrate. The Green Ranger will soon return to the dark side and take his place as heir to my throne!
White Light, Part 2
- [Tommy has become the White Ranger.]
- Kimberly: But Zordon, how? I mean, I thought Tommy's powers were gone for good.
- Alpha 5: Not Tommy's. The Green Ranger's powers were gone for good!
- Zordon: That is correct. However, Tommy has proven himself to be worthy and true. His courage, strength, and honor allowed us to choose him to be the new White Ranger. This time, his powers have been created by the light of goodness and can never be taken away by the forces of evil.
- Nimrod, the Scarlet Sentinel: Don't hide behind me, you fools! Get them! Can't you do anything right?
- [Upon seeing Bulk and Skull.]
- Rita: Oh, great! Just what I need. A human Squatt and Baboo!
Opposites Attract
- Magnet Brain: North is south, up is down, I'm about to trash this town!
Zedd's Monster Mash
- Lord Zedd: Ah, Halloween. Little children dressed as hideous creatures, demanding treats from perfect strangers. Finally, a holiday I can sink my teeth into!
- Baboo: Do we get to dress up? I always wanted to be Little Bo Peep!
- [Tommy has been ambushed be a trio of monsters.]
- Tommy: I thought we turned you into squash, Pumpkin Rapper!
- Pumpkin Rapper [rapping]: Maybe ya did / But it's time to get sad / 'Cause of Lord Zedd's power / We're back and we're bad
Zedd Waves
- Beam Caster: I'm takin' over the airwaves, and your brainwaves!
- Beam Caster: [making a quick retreat] Now it's time for me to take a commercial break!
- Beam Caster: And now the weather; Bright and sunny days for Lord Zedd, dark and cloudy days for the robotic Rangers.
The Power Transfer, Part 2
- Silver Horns: I'm as happy as a wolf in a house full of hens!
Goldar's Vice-Versa
- Scorpina: I'm Scorpina, and I'm your worse nightmare!
- Kimberly: Oh my gosh! Scorpina!
- Rocky: Who's Scorpina?
- Tommy: Bad news, man. You're lucky you haven't had to deal with her yet.
- Zordon: Due to the combined strength of Goldar and Scorpina, Thunder MegaZord and White TigerZord power may not be enough. I have instructed Alpha to boost the power output of the Thunder UltraZord. Call on it if you find it necessary.
- Tommy: Hey Scorpina, meet the TigerZord!
- Scorpina: He who fights and runs away...
- Goldar: ...Lives to fight another day!
When is a Ranger Not a Ranger?
- Lord Zedd: When is a Ranger not a Ranger? When his image is scattered to bits. And a Ranger is in danger when his memory is on the... on the...
- Squatt: ...On the fritz?
- Lord Zedd: I would've gotten it!
- Squatt: Yeah, in a couple of million years, maybe.
Rocky Just Wants to Have Fun
- Lord Zedd: So, Rocky likes to have fun. I'll fix it so that's all he wants to have!
- Goldar: But why?
- Lord Zedd: "Why?" Fool! Because while that pachinko-playing Power Pest is having fun, the Rangers will be at less than full strength, allowing me to destroy them! Then Angel Grove, and then the entire world will be my toy.
Lights, Camera, Action
- Tommy: Lights, camera, we're morphin' into action!
- Show Biz Monster: Every scene's a fight scene!
Where There's Smoke, There's Fire
- Skull: Bulk, I'm still not sure I wanna be a fireman. I think my calling is in politics.
- Bulk: You nitwit. Alright, I'm gonna explain this one last time. Where there's smoke, there's fire. Where there's fire, there's trouble. Where there's trouble, there's the Power Rangers! Y'get it?
- Skull: ...I'm sure I will someday.
Forever Friends
- Tommy: [To Goldar] I'll stay here and handle Buckethead!
- Lord Zedd: [After being defeated] Ah, Goldar, approach me.
A Reel Fish Story
- Lord Zedd: Yes, the tide is about to turn!
- Goldar: Uh... what tide?
- Lord Zedd: It was a metaphor, you nimrod! For my scheme.
- Lord Zedd: Where'd those other Rangers come from? They're making chowder out of my monsters!
- Goldar: I...I do not know, your Evilness.
- Lord Zedd: Now why doesn't that surprise me, you nincompoop? Ugh... I need something I can turn into a new monster
- [Sees Bulk and Skull with an inner tube]
- Lord Zedd: Aha! That big inner tube will be my next monster.
- Baboo: A totally tubular idea!
- Goldar: From that you're making a monster?
- Lord Zedd: That's right, Einstein! I'm tired of fish. I need a monster with more brawn and backbone. Arise! Now to make my tube monster big enough to terrorize the entire city!
- Tube Monster: Tube Monster awakens! Tube Monster destroys!
- Lord Zedd: Blast, you bumbling bean-brains! If I never see another fish in my life, it'll be too soon. Oh well, what's for lunch, you ninnies?
- Goldar: Large, uh... lake trout almandine.
- Lord Zedd: You incredible twit! You ordered me fish?! Oh, what's the use? I'm surrounded by ninnies! Power Rangers, you'll pay for this someday!
Return of the Green Ranger, Part 2
- Tommy: If you're like me, you can't be evil.
- Tommy Clone: Let's face it - we all have our dark sides.
- Tommy: My dark side's faded with the Green Ranger's powers.
- Tommy Clone: I am the Green Ranger! Only I'm more powerful than you, White Ranger.
Blue Ranger Gone Bad
- Lord Zedd: May rivers run red, the sun die to embers. A spell I shall cast, if my lines I remem---
- [Rita interrupts.]
- Goldar: What's that you usually yell about now? Something about "Morphin' Time," isn't it?
- Tommy: [after his badly-crafted vase gets turned into Vase Face] Aww man. I should've done a painting instead.
A Friend in Need, Part 3
- Kimberly: Maybe you caught my flu.
- Repellator: Ridiculous! I am Repellator, impervious to your silly human sickne---
- [He sneezes.]
- Finster: Say "Ahh."
- Repellator: Uhhh.
- Finster: Again.
- Repellator: Uhh.
- Finster: And keep your eyes open - all three of them. Alright now, uh, cough for me.
- [Repellator coughs pathetically.]
- Finster: Eww, don't you ever brush?
- Repellator: Monsters aren't supposed to.
- Finster: It's just as I thought, you've caught a nasty Earth virus.
- Repellator: What should I do?
- Finster: Well, you'll have to stay in bed for seven to ten nights, and drink plenty of fluids.
- Repellator: I can't! Rita and Lord Zedd are already mad at me. I have to go conquer the Power Rangers! Isn't there a pill I could take?
- Finster: I suppose I could give you something to make you feel a bit better, yes. But you will never get well if you don't stay in bed.
- Repellator: Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. As soon as this job is over.
- [Finster pulls out a huge needle.]
- Repellator: Hey, wait a minute! Whaddya think you're doing with that thing?!
- Finster: You're not afraid of a little needle, now are you?
- Repellator: W-w-well, no, but, but isn't there another way?
- Finster: Well... let me think. Actually, I suppose you could take these instead.
- [Finster turns to a jar labelled "Finster's Tummy Tabs."]
- Repellator: Yes! Yeah! I'll take the pills!
- Finster: Take two now and two before you go to bed. I'd better warn you, they don't taste very good. Open wide!
- [Bulk and Skull are trying (and failing) to impress some girls.]
- Girl #1: You're the Power Rangers?
- Skull: In the living spandex!
- Girl #2: Wait a minute, where are the other Power Rangers?
- Bulk: They're off--
- [His helmet slams shut on him.]
- Bulk: They're off polishing their Zords!
- Skull: Which just fought a giant, huge creature-thing!
- Girl #1: Uh-huh. Come on, let's get out of here.
- Bulk: No, wait! Don't you wanna see us, y'know, ridin' our Zords?
- Skull: Yeah! We really are the Power Rangers!
- Repellator: I've come to destroy the Power Rangers! Why are you running away? Come back and fight! Oh, I feel great!
- Bulk: Oh, we're not the Power Rangers!
- Skull: Yeah, don't hurt us! We are not the Power Rangers!
- Lord Zedd: Ah, look. Sheer terror and desperation. I love it! Haha, this is better than big-time space wrestling! A monster on Earth, and not a Ranger in sight!
- Kimberly: Back to action!
- [She sneezes.]
- Bulk: Skull, do me a favor.
- Skull: What's that?
- Bulk: If I ever come up with another plan that has anything to do with the Power Rangers... staple my mouth shut.
Ninja Quest, Part 1
- Rita: How long have we been married, anyway?
- Lord Zedd: My unhappiness is so complete, it feels like a mere matter of moments. Does it feel that way to you, my little sour apple?
- Rita: Seems more like a century.
- [During a volleyball game, Billy accidentally causes Bulk to get hit with the ball.]
- Bulk: Way to go, geekoid!
- Skull: Yeah! Even I coulda done that.
- Ernie: Come on, guys, give him a break.
- Bulk, Skull: Shut up!
- Rita: Rito Revolto?! What are you doing here?!
- Lord Zedd: You know this klutz?
- Rita: Know him? He's my brother!
- [Rito is leading an army of monsters.]
- Rito: We are the force that will destroy the Power Rangers! Everyone, spread out and hide!
- [The monsters begin to take hiding places.]
- Rito: Hey, where are you guys goin'? You guys are taking all the good spots! Come on!
- Fighting Flea: You're the decoy, remember? We're the only ones that're supposed to hide!
- Rito: Oh yeah, what was I thinking? I'm the decoy, I'm the decoy!
- Fighting Flea: Sheesh, what a doofus.
- Rito: You guys are finished! Uhh... as soon as my pals get here.
- Tommy: Looks to me like Zedd left you hanging.
- Rito: Oh yeah? Well, I guess I'll have to take ya down myself!
- Rito: I love it when a plan comes together!
- Alpha 5: Aye, yai, yai, yai, yai! The controls are going crazy! I'm afraid to push to Power Accellerator any harder!
- Zordon: Rangers, the Power Accellerator is becoming increasingly unstable.
- Alpha 5: Aye, yai, yai--oh! Oh no!
- [The control console begins sparking.]
- Zordon: The flux of power could ultimately strip you of your Ranger powers.
- Tommy [in the TigerZord]: That's a risk we'll just have to take!
- Alpha 5: Let's see here...
- [The console sparks violently.]
- Alpha 5: Oh no! It's out of control! Zordon!
- Zordon: Alpha, you must find a way to stablize the Accellerator.
- Alpha 5: I'm trying, but nothing's working! The Zords are gonna blow up!
- [The console explodes.]
- Alpha 5: Aye, yai, yai! Oh, what are we going to do now?!
- Rito: Hey, Rita! Whaddya think of your baby brother now?
Ninja Quest, Part 2
- Tommy: Looks like we lost more than our Zords... we've lost our powers. Completely.
- Lord Zedd: My comrades, we have executed the ultimate plan. By destroying their Zords, we have once and for all taken the power out of the Power Rangers!
- Rita: Rito, my brother! I'm so proud of you!
- Rito: Yeah, I'm proud of me, too.
- Goldar: With four monsters helping me, I could defeat them, too!
- Rita [flatly]: Sure, you could.
- Lord Zedd: Silence! Now that those meddlesome Rangers are finally out of our way, there is nothing Zordon can do to stop us from conquering the world!
- Adam: Where did our powers come from in the first place?
- Zordon: Legend has it that there is a lost temple hidden beneath the Desert of Dispair. The keeper of the temple is named Ninjor. He forged the original Power Coins to be used by those battling the evil forces of the universe, but this may only be a myth.
- Zordon: Good luck, Rangers. Return to us safely.
- Alpha 5: Everyone, please be careful!
- [The Rangers are teleported to the Desert of Dispair.]
- Alpha 5: Oh, Zordon, I hope we did the right thing.
- Zordon: Try not to worry, Alpha. If the temple does exist, the Rangers are the only ones who can find it.
- Bulk: Excuse me, sir. Can you tell us where the registration office is?
- Officer: You boys looking to enroll in the Junior Police Patrol?
- Bulk: Yeah! You're looking at two of Angel Grove's finest future detectives.
- Skull: We wanna wear uniforms so we can impress the girls.
- [Bulk's face drops.]
- Officer: You better have a better reason than that.
- Bulk: That wasn't meant to sound the way it sounded. We wanna protect the girls!
- Officer: That's better.
- Skull: Changed my mind, Bulky, I'm not the physical type. "No muscle and proud of it," that's me!
- [Bulk grabs him.]
- Bulk: You will do it! And you will like it!
- [Concerning the eggs Rito brought with him.]
- Rita: Come on, Rito, what's the deal? Tell me what they are.
- Rito: Well, like I said before, I wanted to bring a special wedding present for you and Ed here.
- Lord Zedd, Rita, Goldar: ZEDD!
- Rito: Yeah, whatever. So I thought---
- Goldar: Gee, I thought I smelled something burning.
- Lord Zedd: Oh, would you be quiet?! Continue, Rito.
- Rito: Yeah! So, uh... what was I saying?
- [Rita and Goldar groan.]
- Rito: Oh yeah! The eggs!
- [Zedd groans.]
- Rito: Now what was in them?
- Rita: Oh, you...
- Rito: Just can't remember---doh!
- [Rita grabs him by the neck.]
- Rita: You've got ten seconds to tell me what's in those eggs! One, two---
- Goldar: Ten!
- Rito: "Ten?" Ten, that's it! Tengas! That's what's in those eggs!
- Lord Zedd: Tengas?
- Rito: Yep! For you and my favorite sister!
- Rita: Tenga Warriors?! You brought me Tenga Warriors?!
- Rito: Sure did.
- Rita: I could kiss you... if you weren't so ugly. The Tenga Warriors are absolutely the most ferocious creatures this side of the universe!
- Lord Zedd: My very own army of Tenga Warriors... without the Power Rangers to stand in my way, imagine the possibilities!
- Rito: Y'know, picking out a present for you has never been easy. Remember when Mom and Dad got you that little fire-breathing dragon, but you really wanted that cute little planet, so you used the dragon to burn the house down?
- Rita: Hey! What's with that egg? It didn't hatch!
- Goldar: It must be a dud.
- Rito: No, there's something very important about that egg. I just forgot what it is.
Ninja Quest, Part 3
- [The Rangers have found Ninjor resting within a jar.]
- Kimberly: That little twerp is the great Ninjor?
- Ninjor: What a rude little girl you are.
- Ninjor: Now, what do you want? Make it quick. You have five seconds.
- Tommy: Our leader Zordon sent us on a quest for new powers and Zords. Lord Zedd destroyed our old ones.
- Ninjor: Time's up. That's a lovely story. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
- Rocky: But, wait, we're the Power Rangers!
- Ninjor: Which means... what?
- Adam: Will you just listen? The world's in incredible danger!
- Ninjor [sing-song]: Not my problem! Go away please.
- Aisha: Come on guys, it's obvious this guy doesn't have a clue about kindness or decency.
- Adam: I guess the legend of Ninjor really is a myth.
- Kimberly: I can't believe he's the one who created the Power Coins... what are we gonna do? The world's gonna be destroyed and we can't stop it because we don't have any powers.
- Tommy: But we do. We still have the power within ourselves - the knowledge of what's right and true. Lord Zedd can never destroy that.
- Billy: You're right, Tommy. We'll just have to do whatever we can. Come on.
- [They begin to leave.]
- Ninjor [groans]: Oh, boy... wait a minute! Your hearts speak with truth. You have convinced me that you do not seek this power out of greed. If the power of Ninjor lives within your souls, we really got something here!
- Ninjor: Older than time itself, Man has always known the calling. Light of the light, strength of the soul, ignite this eternal power inside of me. I am Ninja! I am pure of heart, body, mind, and spirit. Join with me now as I become one with the Power of Ninja!
- Ninjor: Behold the power, grace, and beauty of your new Ninja Zords. These Zords are driven by the force of the Ninja, and infused with the power of light and strength. They are far superior to your Zords of the past. Where before your power came from the brute strength of the Dinosaurs, now it comes from the swift, intelligent, cunning of the Ninja. This is more than a restoration of your Ranger powers, your new Power Coins have much more advanced powers. However, as before, it is important that you work together as a team. To that end, all the Zords have the ability to unite as one, to form the Ninja MegaFalconZord!
- Tommy: They're amazing.
- Ninjor: They will serve you well in your quest to defeat the evils that jeopardize your world. You are truly a remarkable group of young people worthy of the Ninja Power.
- Ninjor: You have proven yourselves worthy to possess the Power of Ninja. This is a great responsibility. Use your powers wisely. The road you face will not be easy. The fight between good and evil never is. But Zordon chose well when he selected you, I could not have done better myself.
- Tommy, Adam, Kimberly, Billy, Aisha, Rocky: It's Morphin' Time!
- Tommy: White Ranger Power!
- Adam: Black Ranger Power!
- Kimberly: Pink Ranger Power!
- Billy: Blue Ranger Power!
- Aisha: Yellow Ranger Power!
- Rocky: Red Ranger Power!
Ninja Quest, Part 4
- Rito: He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day!
- Lord Zedd: This is incredible! Of all the insufferable, wretched, dispicable, unbelievably stupid maneuvers! You said you could do it. Rita said you could do it! Rito Revolto, weren't you going to put an end to the Power Rangers?!
- Vampirus: I call upon Ninjor, keeper of the Temple of Ninja Power!
- [A blue laser strikes him from within the temple.]
- Ninjor: You are not worthy enough to darken the entrance to this temple.
- Vampirus: We'll see who's worthy after I destroy this temple, and you along with it!
- Ninjor: Ha! You and what army, you overgrown bat?
- Vampirus: No army, just evil friends.
- [On the moon.]
- Lord Zedd, Rita: Make my monster grow!
- Ninjor: When will they ever learn? Evil never triumphs.
- Lord Zedd: Fools! I am surrounded by complete fools!
- Rito: Eddy, Eddy, come on! We'll get 'em next time! Hey, let's see a great, big smile, Ed!
- Lord Zedd: "ZEDD!" "Zedd," you snivelling weasel! Z-E-D-D! My name is Lord Zedd!
- Rito: Oh, it's "Zedd!" I got it, Ed. Oop, I did it again, sorry.
- Ninjor: Congratulations on a job well-done, Power Rangers. Now that you have mastered the art of Ninja Powers, we can join forces to protect the Temple of Power from the evil which inhabits the universe.
- Rocky: You got it, Ninjor.
- Adam: Yeah, to protect and serve.
- Zordon: Ninjor is now in alliance with us. From this day forward, he will answer your call for guidance and help.
- Ninjor: We are one now. Simply close your eyes and focus upon our collective energy: that is the Power of Ninja.
- Kimberly: And you'll know, just like that?
- Ninjor: Just like that. 'Til we meet again, Rangers.
A Brush with Destiny
- [In Kimberly's nightmare.]
- Kimberly's Mother's Fiance: You will find that Frenchmen are so much more, how do you say, "complex."
- Kimberly's Mother: Oh? And how's that?
- Kimberly's Mother's Fiance [evil laughter]: I will show you!
- [The fiance transforms into a large mole creature.]
- Artist Mole: You are going to love Paris, Kimberly!
- Kimberly: No way! Forget it, I'm not going!
- Pink Ranger: Au revoir, Kimberly. Have a nice life.
- Artist Mole: And now to create my masterpiece - "Rangers In Danger!"
- Tommy: Ninjor! We summon you from on high!
- Ninjor: You have nothing to fear. Ninjor is here!
- Ninjor: Greetings, my young friends. So very good to see you again. Can Ninjor be of service to you?
- Artisimo: Probably not to them, thunder-thighs, but your shade of blue will look good on my palette.
- Ninjor: I shall remove the irritant.
- Zordon: Zedd and Rita have brought Artist Mole to life from your subconsciousness, Kimberly. If this is so, only you can destroy it, by facing your fears.
- Kimberly: Believe me, I am not afraid of that pathetic Picasso, Zordon.
- Zordon: I realize that, Kimberly. I was referring to your anxieties over the possibility of moving far away.
- Kimberly: Wow... I guess I am afraid of leaving the Power Rangers and Angel Grove.
- Zordon: Kimberly, we all tend to fear the unknown. You must trust that your mother has only your best interests at heart.
- Kimberly: Guess you're right. My mom wouldn't let anything bad happen to me. Thanks, Zordon.
- Alpha 5: Aye, yai, yai. These tender moments always overload my circuits.
- Lord Zedd: Once again, you've ruined any chance we had of destroying those meddlesome teenagers!
- Rita: Me?! Listen, radiator-face, if you'd only keep out of it...
- Lord Zedd: "Radiator-face?" How dare you!
- Rita: It's true, you piece of New York rare-steak!
- Lord Zedd: At least I'm not a hot dog, like you!
Wizard for a Day
- Rito: Those Mighty Morphin Meatheads better watch out, 'cause from this moment on, I'm in charge, and I'm their worst nightmare!
Fourth Down and Long
- [Goldar and Lord Zedd are playing football.]
- Goldar: Go wide, your Athleticness!
- [Rito has been transformed into a football.]
- Lord Zedd: They don't make them like this anymore. Real monster skin.
- Centiback: It's a beautiful day for annihilation!
- Rocky: Zordon, this is Rocky! I'm under attack at the high school football field!
- Zordon: I read you, Rocky. I'll have Alpha contact the other Rangers and send them to join you immediately.
- Centiback: Zordon? Ha! He's the worst coach of the universe!
- Rocky: Ninjor, the other Rangers have been turned into footballs! We have to rescue them!
- Ninjor: Football's my favorite sport! Home runs, and baskets, and...
- Ninjor: It's fifth and down for you, buddy!
- Rocky: No, no, that's fourth and long.
- Ninjor: Uh... yeah, what he said!
- Centiback: Penalty! Too many Rangers on the field!
- [Rocky and Ninjor grasp hands victoriously.]
- Rocky: Way to go!
- Ninjor: Slam dunk!
- Ninjor: Listen up, you overpuffed piece of polystyrene! You're rushing days are over! I'm gonna stop you cold!
- Goldar: Master! The Rangers and Ninjor have destroyed the Centiback!
- Lord Zedd: I told you it wouldn't work!
- Rita: Me? Whose stupid idea was it to create a football monster?
- Finster: Oh, dear. You shouldn't blame each other for what happened.
- Rita: That's right!
- [Finster shrinks back.]
- Lord Zedd, Rita: It was your fault!
- [Zedd and Rita begin ranting simultaneously.]
- Lord Zedd: I wouldn't have made Centiback if you hadn't dropped that stupid centipede on my football...
- Rita: You're the one who made that monster! Your monsters never work! When are you going to start doing something that...
Final Face-Off
- Rita: "Face Stealer," huh? If I had a monster like that, I could get rid of those pathetic Power Prima-Donnas for good!
- Lord Zedd: Oh, brilliant idea. Except for one thing: It's a foolish fairy tale!
- Rita: How do you know?!
- Lord Zedd: You're so gullible, you'll believe anything. Say, I've got a crater on the dark side of the moon I'll sell you cheap!
- Rita: Take Baboo and Squatt to that museum! Bring me the urn with the Face Stealer in it!
- Rito: Yes, sir - ma'am!
- Tommy: What's the matter?
- Rocky: Last time I checked, Squatt and Baboo weren't interested in ancient cultures.
- [Rito has just returned to the Palace.]
- Rito: Just once, I wish she'd have dinner ready when I get home...
- Face Stealer: I am Face Stealer, woken from my silence after five thousand years.
- Lord Zedd: You call that a deep sleep? That's a nap where I come from!
- [To the Rangers.]
- Face Stealer: Stand aside, pathetic humans. I must enter your village and steal faces!
- Face Stealer: The faces of the entire world shall be mine to devour!
- Lord Zedd: You see? You see how things always turn out when you try to take over the world behind my back?!
- Rita: Would you just spare me? So it didn't work out perfectly. I don't see you doing any better, Radiator-Face.
- Lord Zedd: Why you... coming from a twin-horned witch like you, that's a compliment!
A Ranger Catastrophe, Part 2
- Rita: You've been a good kitty, Katherine. Remind me to give you an extra saucer of milk.
- Lord Zedd: Oh, brother.
- Rita: Isn't she beautiful, Zeddy?
- Lord Zedd: Get that flea-bitten thing away from me!
- [Rito has just returned to the Palace after another failure.]
- Rita: What are you doing here? Oh, why do I even bother?
- Lord Zedd: That's the exact same question I've been asking since he arrived!
- [Rito makes angry mocking sounds at him.]
- Rita: Well, I suppose it's a good time for Plan B.
- Rito: Oh, good! A Plan B!
- Lord Zedd: You won't be involved, numbskull!
- [He shoves Rito away.]
- [Katherine is missing.]
- Tommy: What have you done with her?!
- Rita: Nothing you need to worry about!
- Goldar: Yeah!
- Rita: After all, what would Kimmie think? You spending so much time worrying about another girl!
- Katastrophe: The game isn't over yet. Next time, I won't pussyfoot around!
- [She teleports away.]
- Goldar: Are you ready to surrender yet?
- Tommy: You know me better than that, Goldar!
- [Rito appears.]
- Rito: I don't know you, will you surrender to me?
- Saba: White Ranger, I'm afraid I've failed you. I can see no way out of our present situation.
- Tommy: Don't lose your faith yet, Saba.
- Goldar: Not even Zordon himself could save you now!
- Goldar: Why do you continue to fight, White Ranger? Be smart, join forces with us!
- [To Katastrophe.]
- Lord Zedd: Now, it's time to go play Pounce the Power Rats!
- Tommy: Alright, you walking furball! This is as far as you're gonna get!
- Katastrophe: And I suppose you're gonna stop me? Angel Grove is just one giant scratching post to me, and I'm digging my claws in!
- Ninjor: I cannot let you win, kitty. Good must prevail!
- Ninjor: Oh yeah, we bad.
Changing of the Zords, Part 1
- Kat: (stealing Kimberly's Power Coin, as well as discovering a photograph of her and Tommy) He won't be yours for long, Kimberly!
- Lord Zedd: What is it this time, Finster, a monster that blows itself up?
- Goldar: There's so many of us, and so few of them! Why can't we defeat them, why?!
- Lord Zedd: Victory is fun!
Changing of the Zords, Part 2
- Lord Zedd: (after being teleported to the Command Center) Well? Is nobody going to ask me how my trip was?
Changing of the Zords, Part 3
- Lord Zedd: They broke my staff... they stole my Zords... this job used to be fun.
Follow That Cab!
- Kat: (temporarily breaking free from Rita's mind control) I'm not an evil girl, I'm a good girl!
- Rita: (wand-zapping Kat) You're evil as long as I say you are!
A Different Shade of Pink, Part 1
- Bulk: Look at that guy. 5' 11", heavy accent, gray hair. Anyone interesting fit that description?
- Skull [imitating Bill Clinton]: The President of the United States?
- Bulk: Besides him.
- Lord Zedd: What is it this time Finser? A monster that blows itself up?!.
A Different Shade of Pink, Part 3
- Kimberly: The power's all yours now.
- Zordon: Someday, you will control the Pink Cranezord with grace and intellengence, but for now, you will pilot the White Shogunzord alongside Tommy.
- Kat: As long as I'm on the right team, that matters right?
I'm Dreaming of a White Ranger
- Lord Zedd: Merriment and togetherness make me ill. Every year for centuries, these nauseating Earthlings get together and celebrate the holidays. But this year, it's going to be different.
- Rita: Aw, give me a break! You say that every year!
- Lord Zedd: How would you know?! We've only been married for a year, though it seems like centuries.
- [About Zedd's brain-washing toys.]
- Rito: Y'know, Ed, this ain't such a bad idea. I kinda like this thing.
- Lord Zedd: It's "Zedd," you mental marshmallow!
- Lord Zedd: Alright, Santa, this year, you won't have to check your list because all the world's children will be naughty. And won't that be nice for me?
- Santa Claus: I know who you are, and you've been a very naughty boy this year!
- Rito: Yeah, yeah, I'm heartbroken.
- Rito: Now, you'd think that those Rangers would have someplace to go for the holidays, but nooo.
Rita's Pita
- Ravenator: Boy, you guys are bearly gonna make a light snack.I think i'm gonna eat all of Angel grove when i'm through with you.
- Tommy:Lunch break's over!
Master Vile and the Metallic Armor, Part 2
- Tommy: [spotting the other Rangers while exploring the Caves of Deception] Hey guys, what are you doing here?
- Adam: Tommy, the battle's over. We lost. [hangs head]
- Aisha: It's awful! Katherine's totally evil now!
- Billy: Vile has agreed to spare us and our families, if we give him the Zeo Crystal.
- Rocky: Tommy, you've got to join us! Surrender now!
- Tommy: [gets into battle stance, when the Green Ranger comes into view] My friends would never surrender to Master Vile!
- Green Ranger: You're right, Tommy! They'd join with him!
- Kat Illusion: Don't!
- Tommy: What?!
- Kat Illusion: Leave it [the Zeo Crystal] alone, Ranger!
- Tommy: I knew it, you're a fake!
- Kat Illusion: Give it up, Tommy. You have far too much evil in you to approach the Zeo Crystal. The force field will destroy you!
- Tommy: I'm not evil!
Master Vile and the Metallic Armor, Part 3
- Master Vile: And now, everyone, party like there's no tommorow... because there's not!
- Master Vile: [to the citizens of Angel Grove] I'm the new landlord in town, and all your leases are due!
- Master Vile: You always were an ungrateful, rotten, little brat!
- Rita: You never understood me!
- Master Vile: Whatever.
- Master Vile: So I failed once. Big deal. Rita and Zedd have tried to conquer the Earth over a hundred times, and they've never come close.
The Sound of Dischordia
- Ninjor: Turn around and fight like a... hey, what are you?
Rangers in Reverse
- [About Master Vile.]
- Lord Zedd: And where is the old coot? I haven't seen him for days!
- Rita: That's because he's been busy.
- Goldar: Busy doing what?
- Lord Zedd: Yes, what? I didn't think anything could be important to him, except driving me out of my mind!
- Master Vile: The Orb of Doom, when placed properly on the Earth, will cause the planet to freeze on its axis.
- Lord Zedd: So the Earth stops spinning. Big deal.
- Master Vile: The Power Rangers will become the Powerless Rangers, as they are once again reduced to children! They will be unable to defend themselves against our awesome forces!
- Lord Zedd: Heh, I hate to be the one to break the news to you, Dad, but we tried this once before, and it didn't work then, either!
- Goldar: Been there, done that. What are ya, new?
- [Master Vile has permanently defeated the Power Rangers.]
- Lord Zedd: I can't believe the old coot did it! You know what this means, don't you? I'll never hear the end of it! He'll just go on, and on...
- Rita: Don't fret, Zeddy! Why not think of this as a learning experience? Now, let's get into the act before we miss all the fun!
- Lord Zedd: Yes, I guess you're right, my dear. It is time we had some fun, isn't it? Without those Power Rangers in our way, this world is ours for the taking!
Alien Rangers of Aquitar, Part 2
- Aurico: Thanks to hydro power, mission is accomplished!
- Master Vile: I've had it with the lot of you. I'm going back to my own galaxy, where evil reigns supreme and the bad guys always win!
Water You Thinking?
- Young Skull: Hey, Bulky. Do you think the Alien Rangers could beat Darth Vader?
- Young Bulk: You dimwit! Darth Vader is just pretend. The Alien Rangers are real!
- Young Skull: Oh, right, I forgot.
- [Pause]
- Young Skull: How 'bout a Klingon?