Seymour

• Wait for me, Audrey. This is between me and the vegetable!

• [Singing about Mr. Mushnik] And he calls me a slob, which I am …

Audrey

• [Singing about her dream house] With a washer and a dryer, and an ironing machine … somewhere that's green.

Audrey II

• [repeated line] Feed me!

• [Asking Seymour what he wants] Money? Girls. One particular girl! How 'bout that Aaaaauuuudrey? Think it over! There must be someone you can 86 real quiet-like, and get me some LUNCH!!!

• DOES THIS LOOK "INANIMATE" TO YOU, PUNK?! If I can talk and I can move, who's to say I can't do anything I want?!

Dialogue

Seymour: The Audrey II is not a healthy girl.

Mr. Mushnik: Strictly between us – neither is the Audrey I.

Seymour: You see, sir, if you were to put a plant like this in the window, then maybe …

Mr. Mushnik: Maybe what? Maybe what! Do you have any idea how ridiculous you sound? Just because you put a strange and interesting plant in the window, people don't suddenly …

Customer: Excuse me. I couldn't help noticing that strange and interesting plant. What is it?

Audrey: It's an Audrey … II!

Audrey: Seymour's first radio broadcast! I wanted to hear it so bad. I tried to be on time, but …

Mr. Mushnik: Don't tell me. You got tied up.

Audrey: No. Just handcuffed a little.

Audrey II: Feed me.

Seymour: Under no circumstances.

Audrey II: Feed me.

Seymour: I will not, so stop asking.

Audrey II: Feed me!

Seymour: No! No more! I can't take living with the guilt.

Audrey II: Tough titty.

Seymour: Watch your language.

Audrey II: Ah, cut the crap! Bring on the meat!

Seymour: I'll run to the corner, pick you up some nice ground round. How about that?

Audrey II: Don't do me no favors!

Seymour: Well?

Audrey II: Hmm...?

Seymour: It's my last offer. Yes or no?

Audrey II: You sure do drive a hard bargain.

Seymour: Done! Fine. Great. Don't think you're getting dessert!

Seymour: Every household in America. Thousands of you, eating. That's what you had planned all along, isn't it?!

Audrey II: [smugly] Noooooooooo shit, Sherlock!

Seymour: We're not talking about one hungry plant here. We're talking about world conquest!

Audrey II: And I wanna thank you!

Seymour: You won't get away with this! Your kind never does!

Audrey II: [laughs maniacally]