Directed by Charles Herman-Wurmfeld. Based on the novel by Amanda Brown. Written by Kate Kondell.

Elle Woods

• This is just like CSpan, except I'm not bored.
• Oooooh! Nice briefcase!
• I didn't know I could be this happy without incurring credit card debt!
• Paulette, I taught Bruiser to shop online, I think I can handle congress.
• I have always respected redheads as members of a hair color minority.
• So speak up, America. Speak up for the home of the brave. Speak up for the land of the free gift with purchase. Speak up, America! Speak up!

Paulette

• Who's ready to discharge?! Or petition a bill...or whatever!
• Oh My God! you look like the Fourth of July! Makes me want a hot dog real bad!
• Or something really classy-like white leather! I'll call the guy who did my car seats!

Representative Rudd

• Don't worry Bob I'll get her. And her little dog too.
• Snaps for Congresswoman Hauser!

Other

• V.E.R.S.A.C.E. tagline on website: We test makeup on animals, so you don't have to.
• Lady at Versace: You've got the wrong Versace.
• Dog Spa receptionist: Your dogs are gay!
• Timothy McGinn: Write a bill, Britney.
• Emmett: Elle I don't care where I marry just as long as I do. I do... I do... feels good.

Dialogue

Emmett: You know what I thought when I first met you?

Elle: God, that woman wears a lot of pink?

Emmett: You fall asleep during the West Wing.

Elle: Yea, but have you seen what they're wearing?

Elle: Hello, Patriots! I don't think I've been this excited since Gucci became a publicly-traded company.

Timothy McGinn: Oh my God, it's capitol Barbie.

Reena: She's so... shiny.

Elle: Ughhh. All day long I felt like white open-toed shoes after Labor Day.

Sid: I hate that feeling, whatever that means.

Congresswoman: [looking over her new hairdo] You have the full support of the Sunshine State!

Paulette: Thank you Ohio!

Paulette: Ooh... the bend and snap! I did that last night naked.

Serena: You didn't.

Paulette: I busted a window.

Elle (In a speech): Speak up, America!

Reena (watching Elle on TV): It's time for me to speak up! I think Timothy is smokin'! (jumps on Timothy and knocks him to the ground, kissing him)

Cast

• Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods
• Sally Field - Rep. Victoria Rudd
• Regina King - Grace Rossiter
• Jennifer Coolidge - Paulette
• Bruce McGill - Stanford Marks
• Dana Ivey - Congresswoman Libby Hauser
• Mary Lynn Rajskub - Reena Giuliani
• Jessica Cauffiel - Margot
• Alanna Ubach - Serena McGuire
• J Barton - Timothy McGinn
• Stanley Anderson - Michael Blaine
• Bruce Thomas - UPS Guy
• Bob Newhart - Sid Post
• Luke Wilson - Emmett Richmond
• Ruth Williamson - Madeline Kroft