Woody Allen
Woody Allen is an
Academy Award-winning
American film director, writer,
actor, musician, and comedian.
His large body of work and cerebral film style have made him one of the most widely respected and prolific filmmakers in the modern era.
Quotations
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
...What a world. It could be so wonderful if it wasn't for certain people.
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.
A lot of things have happened in my private life recently that I thought we could review tonight.
After all, there are worse things in life than death. If you've ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman, you know what I'm talking about.
As the poet said, Only God can make a tree—probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
"The Early Essays"
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Encyclopedia
Woody Allen is an
Academy Award-winning
American film director, writer,
actor, musician, and comedian.
His large body of work and cerebral film style have made him one of the most widely respected and prolific filmmakers in the modern era.