Touch-Tone Terrorists
Overview
 
The Touch-Tone Terrorists is a series of prank phone calls
Prank call
A prank call is a form of practical joke committed over the telephone. Prank phone calls began to gain an America-wide following over a period of many years, as they gradually became a staple of the obscure and amusing cassette tapes traded amongst musicians, sound engineers, and media traders...

 comedy
Comedy
Comedy , as a popular meaning, is any humorous discourse or work generally intended to amuse by creating laughter, especially in television, film, and stand-up comedy. This must be carefully distinguished from its academic definition, namely the comic theatre, whose Western origins are found in...

 CDs
Compact Disc
The Compact Disc is an optical disc used to store digital data. It was originally developed to store and playback sound recordings exclusively, but later expanded to encompass data storage , write-once audio and data storage , rewritable media , Video Compact Discs , Super Video Compact Discs ,...

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The Touch-Tone Terrorists are actually one man, Pete Zoghi who also goes by the name of "RePete". He purchased a series of 1-800 numbers
Toll-free telephone number
A toll-free, Freecall, Freephone, 800, 0800 or 1-800 number is a special telephone number which is free to the calling party, and instead the telephone carrier charges the called party the cost of the call...

, including ones that were one digit different than actual customer service
Customer service
Customer service is the provision of service to customers before, during and after a purchase.According to Turban et al. , “Customer service is a series of activities designed to enhance the level of customer satisfaction – that is, the feeling that a product or service has met the customer...

 numbers for companies such as (apparently) UPS
United Parcel Service
United Parcel Service, Inc. , typically referred to by the acronym UPS, is a package delivery company. Headquartered in Sandy Springs, Georgia, United States, UPS delivers more than 15 million packages a day to 6.1 million customers in more than 220 countries and territories around the...

, Jiffy Lube
Jiffy Lube
Jiffy Lube is a chain of over 2,000 businesses in North America offering oil changes and other automotive services. The company is based in Houston, Texas, and is a subsidiary of Shell Oil.-History:...

, an auto insurance "claims support line", a psychic hotline, a pen
Pen
A pen is a device used to apply ink to a surface, usually paper, for writing or drawing. Historically, reed pens, quill pens, and dip pens were used, with a nib of some sort to be dipped in the ink. Ruling pens allow precise adjustment of line width, and still find a few specialized uses, but...

 manufacturer, and others.
Quotations

Listen, listen. If we want your opinion we'll beat it out of ya.

Stu Jaimison, "Corrupt Phone Company", unidentified album

Mam, whatever the problem is here, your gripe, it's come about as a result of your own stupidity.

Stu Jaimison, "Corrupt Phone Company", unidentified album

Hey, shut the fuck up, dammit. I'm talkin' to ya, boy.

Junkyard Willie, "Remove Credit Card Charges", unidentified album

Ho the Do for the Bro with the fro at the liquor Store!

Clarence Washington "Ho The Do", unidentified album

 
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