SpyCat is a comic strip appearing in Weekly World News

Weekly World News

The Weekly World News was a supermarket tabloid published in the United States from 1979 to 2007, renowned for its outlandish cover stories often based on supernatural or paranormal themes and an approach to news that verged on the satirical. Its characteristic black-and-white covers have become...

 created by Dick Siegel and drawn by Ernie Colón

Ernie Colon

Ernie Colón is an American comics artist, born on July 13, 1931,Colón was born in Puerto Rico and began his professional career at Harvey Comics as a letterer. He later worked, uncredited, as an artist on titles including Monster in My Pocket, Richie Rich and Casper the Friendly Ghost...

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SpyCat speaks nine different languages ranging from Persian

Persian language

Persian is an Iranian language within the Indo-Iranian branch of the Indo-European languages. It is primarily spoken in Iran, Afghanistan, Tajikistan and countries which historically came under Persian influence...

 to "dog" and is armed with "Adamwestium" claws and deadly cat o' nine tails

Cat o' nine tails

The cat o' nine tails, commonly shortened to the cat, is a type of multi-tailed whipping device that originated as an implement for severe physical punishment, notably in the Royal Navy and Army of the United Kingdom, and also as a judicial punishment in Britain and some other...

. He writes free-form poetry when not waging war on America's enemies at home and abroad. He is assisted in his campaign by his late ward SpyKitten, WarDog, a super-powered Afghan that came in from the Cold War and Schwarzenegger, a parrot that lays explosive eggs.