Platter is a solo album released in 2002 by bassist Jock Cheese as a side-project during his career with TISM

TISM

TISM was a seven piece anonymous alternative rock band from Melbourne, Australia. The group was formed in 1982 and enjoyed a large underground/independent following. Their third album Machiavelli and the Four Seasons reached the Australian national top 10 in 1995...

. He uses his TISM pseudonym for the release of this album.

All the songs were written by Cheese and fellow TISM members Ron Hitler-Barassi and Humphrey B. Flaubert. Cheese plays most of the instruments, excluding drums. Platter features social commentary and satire that is also prominent in TISM's works with satirical references to Christopher Skase

Christopher Skase

Christopher Charles Skase was an Australian businessman who later became one of his country's most wanted fugitives, after his business empire crashed spectacularly and he fled to Majorca in Spain.-Early life:...

, Josh Abrahams and Robert Palmer.

The songs "I Done It with the Drama Teacher" and "Piss in My Pocket" were released as singles, with other tracks from the album as B-sides, to promote the album.

Track listing

1. "Up There Calisi"
2. "Don't Burn 'Em All J.D."
3. "La Traviata"
4. "Totally Addicted To Skase
   Christopher Skase
   Christopher Charles Skase was an Australian businessman who later became one of his country's most wanted fugitives, after his business empire crashed spectacularly and he fled to Majorca in Spain.-Early life:...
   
   "
5. "I Done It With The Drama Teacher"
6. "Dave Grainey's Country Idyll"
7. "'Why Don't You Get A Bigger Set Of Tits?'"Ron mentions in the In Press interview that he wishes to do a solo album: "Yeah, I think so. It would be Wayne Carey
   Wayne Carey
   Wayne Carey is a former Australian rules footballer who played with the North Melbourne and Adelaide Football Clubs in the Australian Football League ....
   
    reading Helen Garner
   Helen Garner
   Helen Garner is an award-winning Australian novelist, short-story writer, screenwriter and journalist.-Life:Garner was born in Geelong, Victoria, the eldest of six children. She attended Manifold Heights State School, Ocean Grove State School and then The Hermitage in Geelong...
   
   's The First Stone
   The First Stone
   The First Stone: Some questions about sex and power by Helen Garner is a highly controversial non-fiction book about a 1992 sexual harassment scandal at Ormond College, one of the residential colleges of the University of Melbourne...
   
   - Ron Hitler Barassi Presents Wayne Carey Reading Helen Garner's The First Stone. And I'd just be mumbling in the background, 'Grow a bigger set of tits'... I don't think it will sell."
8. "Friday Night Shakespeare"
9. "Unfair"
10. "O Great Rabbit In The Sky"
11. "Piss In My Pocket"
12. "You Guarantee Fame With Two First Names"
13. "Just The Straight Dope"
14. "Just The Straight Dope"
15. "Just The Straight Dope"
16. "Just The Straight Dope"
17. "Just The Straight Dope"
18. "Just The Straight Dope"
19. "Just The Straight Dope"