Mort Sahl
Overview
Morton Lyon "Mort" Sahl is a Canadian-born American comedian
Comedian
A comedian or comic is a person who seeks to entertain an audience, primarily by making them laugh. This might be through jokes or amusing situations, or acting a fool, as in slapstick, or employing prop comedy...

 and actor
Actor
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. He occasionally wrote jokes for speeches delivered by President John F. Kennedy
John F. Kennedy
John Fitzgerald "Jack" Kennedy , often referred to by his initials JFK, was the 35th President of the United States, serving from 1961 until his assassination in 1963....

. He was the first comedian to record a live album
Live album
A live album is a recording consisting of material recorded during stage performances using remote recording techniques, commonly contrasted with a studio album...

 and the first to perform on college campuses. He was on the cover of Time
Time (magazine)
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 magazine in 1960 where they called him "the patriarch of a new school of comedians".
He was born on May 11, 1927 in Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Canada
Canada is a North American country consisting of ten provinces and three territories. Located in the northern part of the continent, it extends from the Atlantic Ocean in the east to the Pacific Ocean in the west, and northward into the Arctic Ocean...

 to Harry Sahl.
Quotations

About his ideology, "I'm not a Liberal, I'm a Radical!"

About Liberals and Conservatives, "Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen."

About Politics & Evolution, "There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Thomas Jefferson|Jefferson and Benjamin Franklin|Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Bill Clinton|Clinton and Bob Dole|Dole. What can you draw from this? Charles Darwin|Darwin was wrong!"

About George W. Bush, "He's the face on the can. But who canned that soup?"

About Cosmetic Sugery, "There's so much Botox around now that you can't tell when a Jewish girl is angry!"

Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.

Nixon's the kind of guy that if you were drowning 50 feet off shore, he'd throw you a 30 foot rope. Then Henry Kissinger|Kissinger would go on TV the next night and say that the President had met you more than half-way. (1973)

 
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