Skits Appearing In MTV Pilot

• Chair Wrestling - Robert Ben Garant wrestles a chair and loses. Re-used in episode 103.
• Elevator I
• Hormones
• Ride - It's 5:00 PM on Friday and the entire cast runs out of a large building dressed in business attire and carrying brief cases. They hop a fence in order to enter a playground and systematically monopolize each piece of equipment while shouting “RIDE!” and scaring all the children. The skit ends with the entire cast falling off a cliff. Re-used in episode 106 with an alternate ending.
• Cerialist Commercial
• Elevator II
• Sid & Nancy
• Capt Monterey Jack
• Simon Says
• Fire! Link
• Elevator IV

Skits Shot For MTV Pilot That Were Cut

• Spoons
• Beware of Sign
• Steven Hawking Standup
• Elevator III
• Carter's Lineage
• Hot Day (language)

Episode 101

• Boogeyman
• Lenny Lipton Show
• Hormones
• Hops Plus
• Free Your Mind (Clown/Pirate)
• Chip's Party
• Hypothetical Question
• On-air Personality
• Mudwrestler
• Eating and Swimming
• Forever

Episode 102

• Fluffy Soft - parody of famous commercials for Snuggle
  Snuggle
  Snuggle is the brand name of a fabric softener sold by Sun Products in the United States and Canada. It features as its mascot, a teddy bear, named Snuggle the Fabric Softener Bear or "The Snuggle Bear", previously voiced by Micky Dolenz and originally voiced by Corinne Orr...
  
   fabric softener.
• Gang Fight - West Side Story-esque gang fight between a street gang, the Amish
  Amish
  The Amish , sometimes referred to as Amish Mennonites, are a group of Christian church fellowships that form a subgroup of the Mennonite churches...
  
  , and nuns.
• $7,000 Pyramid - game show featuring Sid Vicious
  Sid Vicious
  Sid Vicious was an English musician best known as the bassist of the influential punk rock group Sex Pistols...
  
   and Nancy Spungen
  Nancy Spungen
  Nancy Laura Spungen was the American girlfriend of Sex Pistols bassist Sid Vicious. Spungen has been the subject of controversy among music historians and fans of the Sex Pistols.-Early life:...
  
  
• Old Fashioned Guy (One True God)
• Cerialist Commercial - all actors speak in non-verbal "dee-duh-deh" language
• Mouse Problem - pest control for a home infested with Slash
  Slash (musician)
  Saul Hudson , known by his stage name Slash, is a British-American musician and songwriter. He is best known as the former lead guitarist of the American hard rock band Guns N' Roses, with whom he achieved worldwide success in the late 1980s and early 1990s. During his later years with Guns N'...
  
   of Guns N' Roses
  Guns N' Roses
  Guns N' Roses is an American hard rock band, formed in Hollywood, Los Angeles, California, in 1985. The band has released six studio albums, three EPs, and one live album...
  
   and Flea
  Flea (musician)
  Michael Peter Balzary , better known by his stage name Flea, is an Australian-American musician and occasional actor. He is best known as the bassist, co-founding member, and one of the composers of the rock band Red Hot Chili Peppers...
  
   of Red Hot Chili Peppers
  Red Hot Chili Peppers
  Red Hot Chili Peppers is an American rock band, formed in Los Angeles in 1983. The group's musical style primarily consists of rock with an emphasis on funk, as well as elements from other genres such as punk, hip hop and psychedelic rock...
  
  
• Doug & Dad
• Captain Monterey Jack (Leaving the Lights On)
• Old Fashioned Guy (Fire is Magic)
• Bigfoot in Office
• Louie (at party)

Episode 103

• Boogeyman - little boy gets paid
• Captain Monterey Jack (shoes)
• Pies
• Thanksgiving Dinner
• MTV Sports
• Chips Commercial
• Antonio - new foreign exchange student causes heartbreak for his teacher.
• Tape People
• Free Your Mind (Tapeface)
• Chair Wrestling
• Mr. Magina - sexual education teacher surprised that his students don't see the irony between his name and the subject matter.
• Gilbert Link - Mr. Magina runs into Gilbert Gottfried
  Gilbert Gottfried
  Gilbert Gottfried is an American actor, voice actor and stand-up comedian, best known for his trademark comedic persona of speaking in a loud, grating tone of voice. He has played numerous roles in film and television, perhaps most notably voicing the parrot Iago in Disney's Aladdin , and...
  
  .
• Crackers

Episode 106

• Disclaimer
• Cute
• Ride
• Doug & Principal
• Don Law
• Light Coma
• Old Fashioned Guy (Giant)
• Pants
• Captn Monterey Jack (Cheese)
• On the Table
• $240 Worth of Pudding

Episode 107

• God is Dead
• Mind Match (Game show to win orphans)
• Grandma's Potato Chowder
• Hot Pursuits
• Free Your Mind (Smoker)
• James Dixon: Guidance Counselor
• Cindy Crawford
• Old Fashioned Guy (Sun and Moon)
• On-air Personailty (Youth Conference)
• Lunch with The State
• Missy Von Kimmelman
• Old Fashioned Guy (Women Voters)
• Louie II

Episode 108

• Fluffy Soft
• James Dixon: Guidance Counselor
• Hormones
• Hops Plus
• Chip's Party
• MTV Sports
• Doug & Dad
• Pants
• Lenny Lipton Show
• $240 Worth of Pudding
• Amish Gang Fight

Skits Shot For Season 1 That Never Aired

• Bownty
• Coach Gunner
• Crazy Grandma Night
• Department Store
• Dinner at Marky Mark's
• Grunge Rock
• Deputy Cow Benny
• Inbred Brothers
• Shot in the head
• Super VIII
• Thompkins
• Union Trained Technicians I
• Union Trained Technicians II
• Union Trained Technicians III

Episode 201

• Ballet I
• James Dixon: Power Priest
• Choking
• Sleep with The State
• Piggy Shoes
• Nazi War Criminals
• Ballet II
• Barry Lutz Show (Monkey Torture)
• Mime Crash
• Ballet III
• Service with a Smile (Carl!!!)

Episode 202

• I'm Watching
• Pre-school Narc
• Get a Job
• Jurassic Park
• Norwegian Cruise
• Battleship I
• Copy Shop
• Battleship II
• Superfriends
• Eating Muppets
• Hi Brow / Low Brow

Episode 203

• Microchip
• Bookworm
• Down the Pants
• Relationship Line
• People Really Live This Way
• Elevator
• State Intro
• Phone Line: Carrie
• Lois & Clark
• Barry & Levon
• Phone Line: Plant

Episode 204

• First Election
• Doug III
• Dad's Affair
• Bownty
• Commercial Whaling
• Bologna Foot
• O'Keefe/Stieglitz
• Busted
• And
• PMS

Episode 205

• Oh Betty
• Otto Bimini
• Job Interview
• Can I Go Play
• Can I Go Play II
• TV Watching
• Talk You
• Can I Go Play III
• Inbred Brothers
• Headlines

Episode 206

• World Records I
• Hepcat
• Babysitter
• Pimple
• Teacher's Lounge
• World Records II
• Dinner: The Kids
• Wildtown
• Fetishest
• Unplugged

Skits Shot For Season 2 That Never Aired

• Krispy Pops
• Muskrats
• On Location
• Cows
• Previously On The State
• Fashion Magazine
• Tea & Sympathy
• Swamp Thing

Episode 301

• Beardan High
• Boy in a Barn
• The Jew, The Italian and The Red Head Gay
• Blueberry Johnson
• Let's Move Out
• For Chelsea
• Just the 160,000 of Us
• In The Bathroom
• Monkeys Do It

Episode 302

• Tanner's Guide to Jane
• Prom Photos
• Sea Monkeys
• Hits from the 70's
• Kabuki Doug
• Toothbrush
• Lincoln Logs
• Staring Contest
• The Pope-ah's Visit

Episode 303

• Not a Talk Show
• Where's the Mousey?
• Tammy Wilkins: Notebook Artist
• The Restaurant Sketch
• Deathfight 5000
• Fan Names
• The Bearded Men of Space Station 11
• Origami
• Louie & The Last Supper

Episode 304

• David Wain Open
• Freaks
• Kill Tim
• The Andersons
• Festis, the Birthday Hobo
• The Animal Song
• Booger, Booger & Fartybutt
• The Funeral
• Asides
• Panama

Episode 305

• Precinct Open
• Dan, the Very Popular Openly Gay High School Student
• Kerri's Day
• Dreamboy
• Precinct Link
• Polar Bears
• Betty's No Good Clothes Shop and Pancake House
• Ray Gun
• Doug IV
• Froggy Jamboree

Episode 306

• Shower
• Planet Groovy
• Roughing It
• Barney McMacken
• Old Lighthouse Jeffers
• The Personal State
• Drugs
• Rug Brothers
• Porcupine Racetrack

Episode 307

• Narcolepsy Today
• Race
• Howard Report
• H's & M's
• Slinky's
• Hot Dogs
• Tenement
• Cleaners
• Hallmark
• Monkey's Do It II

Episode 308

• Hokey Pokey
• U.S. Men's Bikini Thong Rollerblading Team
• Buddy's Home From Finals
• Normal Pervert
• Taco Man
• The Jew, The Italian & The Redhead Gay II, pt. 1
• Senator Cavanaugh
• The Jew, The Italian & The Redhead Gay II, pt. 2
• Sports Beat
• Alcoholism
• Ken's Dead Montage

Episode 309

• Ghost Story
• Sal & Frankie
• SAT's, pt. 1
• Dysfunctional Family
• Prince's Reception
• Cutlery Barn (Fried Bumblebees)
• Tuxedo
• Li'l Brown Dog Food
• Die For Love
• SAT's, pt. 2
• Laupin Variety Programme

Episode 310

• Hitchiker
• Terrorist Situation
• Leonard Harris Show
• Permanent School Record
• Free Market Economy
• Beach
• Fragments
• Billy's Play
• Coffee Family
• Cannonball Run

Episode 311

• Great Moments
• Prison Break
• Sideways House Family
• Super Robby
• Mr. Flemming's Arrival
• Prom
• Inbred Bros. -Army
• Borscht Boy
• Walton's Theme

Episode 312

• Blinking Contest
• Dentist
• Sci-Fi Laboratory
• High Plains Magic Fairy
• Jerry's Audition
• Bacon
• Kiss My Grits
• Last Will & Testament
• One Camper

Episode 313

• L.A. Open
• Dixon: Jedi Talent Agency
• Tough Choices
• Gas Station
• Gunter Brothers
• Desert Extras
• Real Estate Broker
• Adventures Of Young God
• Farewell
• Hi-lite Reel

Skits Shot For Season 3 That Never Aired

• Brendan
• Disco Lady
• Drag Dad (a clip was used to introduce "Beach" in Episode 310)
• Porno Sex Lover
• Real Estate Broker
• State Estate
• Crazy Geese
• Golf Balls
• One Minute with Bluie Dunard