Track listing

1. "Hotel Can't Afford Ya" - 6:27
   • Parody of "Hotel California
     Hotel California (song)
     "Hotel California" is the title song from the Eagles' album of the same name and was released as a single in February 1977. It is one of the best-known songs of the album-oriented rock era. Writing credits for the song are shared by Don Felder, Don Henley and Glenn Frey...
     
     " by The Eagles.
2. "Go Right Now" - 2:16
   • Parody of "All Right Now
     All Right Now
     "All Right Now" is a rock single by the English rock band Free. The song, released in mid-1970, hit #2 on the UK singles chart and #4 on the US Billboard Hot 100 singles chart. "All Right Now" originally appeared on the album Fire And Water, which Free recorded on the Island Records label, formed...
     
     " by Free
     Free (band)
     Free were an English rock band, formed in London in 1968, best known for their 1970 signature song "All Right Now". They disbanded in 1973 and lead singer Paul Rodgers went on to become a frontman of the band Bad Company along with Simon Kirke on drums; lead guitarist Paul Kossoff died from a...
     
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3. "Apostle Me" - 3:12
   • Parody of "Rock'n Me
     Rock'n Me
     "Rock'n Me" is a song by American rock group Steve Miller Band, written by the group's leader Steve Miller. The song was released as the second single from the group's ninth studio album Fly Like an Eagle in 1976...
     
     " by the Steve Miller Band
     Steve Miller Band
     The Steve Miller Band is an American rock band formed in 1967 in San Francisco, California. The band is managed by Steve Miller on guitar and lead vocals, and is known for a string of mid-1970s hit singles that are staples of the classic rock radio format.-History:In 1965, Steve Miller and...
     
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4. "Jesus (Sermon On The Mount)" - 1:53
   • Parody of "Venus" by Shocking Blue, this recording based on the version by Bananarama
     Bananarama
     Bananarama are an English female pop duo who have had success on the pop and dance charts since 1982. Rather than relying on a two part harmony, the duo generally sings in unison, as do their background vocalists. Although there have been line-up changes, the group enjoyed their most popular...
     
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5. "Temple Physician" - 3:01
   • Parody of "Pinball Wizard
     Pinball Wizard
     "Pinball Wizard" is a song written by Pete Townshend and performed by the English rock band The Who, and featured on their 1969 rock opera album Tommy. The original recording was released as a single in 1969 and reached No. 4 in the UK charts and No. 19 on the U.S...
     
     " by The Who
     The Who
     The Who are an English rock band formed in 1964 by Roger Daltrey , Pete Townshend , John Entwistle and Keith Moon . They became known for energetic live performances which often included instrument destruction...
     
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6. "Love & Kisses" - 3:44
   • Parody of "Rock & Roll All Nite" by KISS
     KISS (band)
     Kiss is an American rock band formed in New York City in January 1973. Well-known for its members' face paint and flamboyant stage outfits, the group rose to prominence in the mid to late 1970s on the basis of their elaborate live performances, which featured fire breathing, blood spitting,...
     
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7. "Parable Guy" - 8:21
   • Parody of "American Pie" by Don McLean
     Don McLean
     Donald "Don" McLean is an American singer-songwriter. He is most famous for the 1971 album American Pie, containing the renowned songs "American Pie" and "Vincent".-Musical roots:...
     
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   • mp3 available at http://www.apologetix.com.
8. "I'll Prepare For You" - 3:07
   • Parody of "I'll Be There For You" by The Rembrandts
     The Rembrandts
     The Rembrandts are an American pop-rock duo formed by Phil Solem and Danny Wilde in 1989. They had previously worked together as members of Great Buildings in 1981...
     
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9. "I Have To Die First" - 4:12
   • Parody of "Eye of the Tiger
     Eye of the Tiger
     "Eye of the Tiger" is a single by American rock band Survivor, from their third album Eye of the Tiger. It was released as a single on May 29, 1982, the same year as the album. It was written at the request of actor Sylvester Stallone, who was unable to get permission for Queen's "Another One Bites...
     
     " by Survivor
     Survivor (band)
     Survivor is an American rock band formed in Chicago in 1978. The band achieved its greatest success in the 1980s with its AOR sound, which garnered many charting singles, especially in the United States. The band is best known for its double platinum-certified 1982 hit "Eye of the Tiger", the theme...
     
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10. "Didn't Just Die" - 3:06
    • Parody of "Live & Let Die
      Live and Let Die (song)
      "Live and Let Die" is the main theme song of the 1973 James Bond film Live and Let Die and was performed by Paul McCartney & Wings for the movie soundtrack and appears on the soundtrack album. The song was one of Wings' most successful singles, and the most successful Bond theme to that point...
      
      " by Wings
      Wings (band)
      Wings were a British-American rock group formed in 1971 by Paul McCartney, Denny Laine and Linda McCartney that remained active until 1981....
      
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11. "Died & Rose" - 3:20
    • Parody of "China Grove
      China Grove (song)
      "China Grove" is a song from The Doobie Brothers' 1973 album The Captain and Me. It was written by original lead singer Tom Johnston, before he fell ill in 1975 and was replaced by Michael McDonald. The song is based on a real town in Texas with the same name. The connection is obvious given its...
      
      " by The Doobie Brothers
      The Doobie Brothers
      The Doobie Brothers are an American rock band. The group has sold over 40 million units worldwide throughout their career. The Doobie Brothers were inducted into The Vocal Group Hall of Fame in 2004.-Original incarnation:...
      
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12. "You May Be Bright" - 3:57
    • Parody of "You May Be Right
      You May Be Right (song)
      "You May Be Right" is a single written and performed by rock singer Billy Joel from his 1980 album Glass Houses. The song reached #7 on the US charts, but failed to chart in the UK unlike his preceding and succeeding singles "All for Leyna" and "It's Still Rock and Roll to Me"...
      
      " by Billy Joel
      Billy Joel
      William Martin "Billy" Joel is an American musician and pianist, singer-songwriter, and classical composer. Since releasing his first hit song, "Piano Man", in 1973, Joel has become the sixth best-selling recording artist and the third best-selling solo artist in the United States, according to...
      
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    • mp3 available at http://www.apologetix.com.
13. "L.S.F." - 3:22
    • Parody of "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
      Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
      "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" is a song written primarily by John Lennon and credited to Lennon–McCartney, for The Beatles' 1967 album Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band...
      
      " by The Beatles
      The Beatles
      The Beatles were an English rock band, active throughout the 1960s and one of the most commercially successful and critically acclaimed acts in the history of popular music. Formed in Liverpool, by 1962 the group consisted of John Lennon , Paul McCartney , George Harrison and Ringo Starr...
      
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14. "Spirit Inside" - 4:05
    • Parody of "Spirit in the Sky
      Spirit in the Sky
      "Spirit in the Sky" is a song written and originally recorded by Norman Greenbaum and released in 1969. The single sold two million copies in 1969 and 1970 and reached number three in the U.S. Billboard chart, as well as number one on the UK, Australian and Canadian charts in 1970. Rolling Stone...
      
      " by Norman Greenbaum
      Norman Greenbaum
      Norman Greenbaum is an American singer-songwriter. He was raised in a traditional Jewish household and went to Hebrew school. His initial interest in music was sparked by Southern blues music and the folk music that was hugely popular in the late 1950s and early 1960s...
      
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15. "Walk His Way" - 3:04
    • Parody of "Walk This Way
      Walk This Way
      "Walk This Way" is a song by American hard rock group Aerosmith. Written by Steven Tyler and Joe Perry, the song was originally released as the second single from the 1975 album Toys in the Attic. It peaked at Number 10 on the Billboard Hot 100 in early 1977, part of a string of successful hit...
      
      " by Aerosmith
      Aerosmith
      Aerosmith is an American rock band, sometimes referred to as "The Bad Boys from Boston" and "America's Greatest Rock and Roll Band". Their style, which is rooted in blues-based hard rock, has come to also incorporate elements of pop, heavy metal, and rhythm and blues, and has inspired many...
      
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16. "John 1:1" - 2:01
    • Parody of "Fun, Fun, Fun
      Fun, Fun, Fun
      "Fun, Fun, Fun", written by Brian Wilson and Mike Love, was a hit single by The Beach Boys that was released in 1964 on the band's album Shut Down Volume 2.- Composition :...
      
      " by The Beach Boys
      The Beach Boys
      The Beach Boys are an American rock band, formed in 1961 in Hawthorne, California. The group was initially composed of brothers Brian, Dennis and Carl Wilson, their cousin Mike Love, and friend Al Jardine. Managed by the Wilsons' father Murry, The Beach Boys signed to Capitol Records in 1962...
      
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17. "Narrow Way To Heaven" - 8:03
    • Parody of "Stairway to Heaven
      Stairway to Heaven
      "Stairway to Heaven" is a song by the English rock band Led Zeppelin, released in late 1971. It was composed by guitarist Jimmy Page and vocalist Robert Plant for the band's untitled fourth studio album . The song, running eight minutes and two seconds, is composed of several sections, which...
      
      " by Led Zeppelin
      Led Zeppelin
      Led Zeppelin were an English rock band, active in the late 1960s and throughout the 1970s. Formed in 1968, they consisted of guitarist Jimmy Page, singer Robert Plant, bassist/keyboardist John Paul Jones, and drummer John Bonham...
      
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18. "Fakey Shaky Parts" - 3:15
    • Parody of "Achy Breaky Heart
      Achy Breaky Heart
      "Achy Breaky Heart" is a hit country music song written by Don Von Tress. Originally titled "Don't Tell My Heart", its name was later changed to "Achy Breaky Heart" and was recorded by Billy Ray Cyrus on his 1992 album Some Gave All. As Cyrus' debut single and signature song, it made him famous and...
      
      " by Billy Ray Cyrus
      Billy Ray Cyrus
      William "Billy" Ray Cyrus is an American country music singer, songwriter, actor and philanthropist, who helped make country music a worldwide phenomenon...
      
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Personnel

• J. Jackson: Lead vocals
• Karl Messner: Guitar, background vocals
• Keith Haynie: Bass
• David McKee: Drums
• Bill Hubauer: Keyboards

Additional personnel

• B.J. Collins: Keyboards on "Fakey Shaky Parts" & "Jesus (Sermon On The Mount)"

External links

• "Jesus Christ Morningstar" official site
• ApologetiX official website
• Jesus Christ Morningstar information on ApologetiX Live (Fan Site).