Henny Youngman
Overview
 
Henry "Henny" Youngman (originally German surname Junggman) (March 16, 1906 – February 24, 1998) was a British-born American comedian
Comedian
A comedian or comic is a person who seeks to entertain an audience, primarily by making them laugh. This might be through jokes or amusing situations, or acting a fool, as in slapstick, or employing prop comedy...

 and violinist famous for "one-liners
One-liner joke
A one-liner is a joke that is delivered in a single line. A good one-liner is said to be pithy.Comedians and actors use this comedic method as part of their act, e.g...

", short, simple jokes usually delivered rapid-fire. His best known one-liner was "Take my wife—please".

In a time when many comedians told elaborate anecdotes, Youngman’s comedy routine consisted of telling simple one-liner
One-liner joke
A one-liner is a joke that is delivered in a single line. A good one-liner is said to be pithy.Comedians and actors use this comedic method as part of their act, e.g...

 jokes, occasionally with interludes of violin
Violin
The violin is a string instrument, usually with four strings tuned in perfect fifths. It is the smallest, highest-pitched member of the violin family of string instruments, which includes the viola and cello....

 playing.
Quotations

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. ::- quoted in "Forbes‎" - Vol. 166, Page 156, de Bertie Charles Forbes - Forbes Inc., 2000

Take my wife—please!

My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts eating.

My wife wanted her face lifted. They couldn't do that. But for $80, they lowered her body.

My wife was at the beauty shop for two hours, and that was only for the estimate.

My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement.

Now she's on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight. But she can climb a tree!

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.

If there's never been a suicide in your family, why don't you break the monotony?

 
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