Dirty Sanchez
Overview
Dirty Sanchez is commonly mistaken to be an act where the faecal matter it purposefully smeared onto a partner's upper lip. The term 'dirty sanchez' originated in the porn industry, particularly films involving ass to mouth
Ass to mouth
Ass to mouth is a colloquial term used in pornographic movies. It refers to the withdrawal of a man's penis from the receptive partner's anus followed by the immediate insertion of the penis into the receptive partner's or another partner's mouth....

 action. It describes the (originally unintentional, i.e. blooper) act of leaving a fecal matter moustache on a partner's face by taking the penis out of the anus and putting it in the mouth without wiping it off first.
Quotations

"Sleep when you're dead."

(after catching Dainton drawing a pentagram in blood on his floor) Aww, Daint, you can't put a fucking pentagram on my floor. I...I'm not a devil house!"

"Fucking Dainton... he's got a big willy..."

(drunk) "I like to gamble! I like to gamble money, I li... I... burps I like to gamble!"

"How funny is Pancho? Really, really funny."

(After having something go into his head) "God man, that's your head! There's important stuff in there!"

(to Dainton:) "Daint, stop being a dick for once in your life will you?!"

(When Pritchard and Pancho accidentally marry) "Panch stop making a fucking making a joke of it! This is real shit!"

(When Pritchard and Pancho accidentally marry) "I'll kick you in the fanny in a minute, I'm not married...to a MAN."

(Playing Moisty's Mallet) "I was in fucking thick class in school, they never taught us about Dinosaurs, alright?!"

 
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