Blimus
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Blimus are a five-piece band hailing from Weybourne, Surrey
Weybourne, Surrey
Weybourne is a small village in Surrey, England. It lies on the outskirts of Farnham, Surrey and borders onto Aldershot, Hampshire.-Past Residents:...

 who formed in 2003 and play psychedelic
Psychedelic music
Psychedelic music covers a range of popular music styles and genres, which are inspired by or influenced by psychedelic culture and which attempt to replicate and enhance the mind-altering experiences of psychedelic drugs. It emerged during the mid 1960s among folk rock and blues-rock bands in the...

 country rock
Country rock
Country rock is sub-genre of popular music, formed from the fusion of rock with country. The term is generally used to refer to the wave of rock musicians who began to record country-flavored records in the late 1960s and early 1970s, beginning with Bob Dylan and The Byrds; reaching its greatest...

. They were described as "very, very strange indeed" by the Guilfest
GuilFest
GuilFest, formerly the Guildford Festival of Folk and Blues is a music festival held in Stoke Park, Guildford, England each July. The festival, like the larger Glastonbury Festival, features a range of genres including rock, folk, blues, and in recent years pop...

2006 programme.

Lineup change details....dickie and andy have trousered off to form bifter.
In on bass hops paulo spearmint and on drums dicky wrigley.
Japanese fan site formed at www.blimus.com .
After several red cards from web site hosts due to the infamous terd auction and the constant baiting of messrs mr magic daniels and big willy carsons the band have been exiled to the siberian wastes of www.myspace.com/blimus .
Dave Perkins is thought to have been sent to ford open university for fraudulent matters .
Currently living in Bedlam,Squallor,the band are licking their wounds and sulking{skulking}due to a series of ghastly accidents.This resulted in the infamous instrument swapping fiasco which confused the audience at recent gigs.
Jimbo the drummer has a broken leg whilst paulo the keyboard player has a broken arm.Mr dave is now on tuba and contra basoon with Mr dick on glockenspiel,the emphasis being on instrumentals,leading to multiuntalented vocalist Grayheemy not contributing anything whatsoever.Even old Bez rattles his marracas but the foul tempered ex singer refuses to go down that route.
All forthcoming gigs have been cancelled till the wounds heal,and when asked to comment on the future of the mop haired fourpiece,spokesman Percy Tit just grunted repeatedly down the phone before faxing over a statement with the single word brassiere on the page.
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