Ultimate Spider-Man (video game) Quotations

Ultimate Spider-Man is a video game based on the comic book of the same name by Brian Michael Bendis and Mark Bagley. The game was released in 2005 for all 6th-gen video game consoles, including PlayStation 2, Xbox, GameCube, DS, GBA, and PC. Treyarch, who made the console games based on the Spider-Man movies, developed the console game, while Vicarious Visions developed the DS and GBA versions and Beenox Entertainment ported the PC version from consoles.

For the comic, see Ultimate Spider-Man.

Father's Pride

Venom: Our fathers died to create me. And now, you will too.

Workout

Mary Jane has told Peter she'll fix the hole in the rear of his tights

Mary Jane Watson: I just need to stitch up a hole in the butt, and I'll give it back to you.

Peter Parker: I can explain the hole in the butt by the way.

Mary Jane Watson: Please don't.

Peter Parker: Are you done with my butt... Erm, hole, yet? There's some idiot causing trouble a few blocks from here.

Spider-Man swings in to stop Shocker

Spider-Man: I didn't know your name was Herman!

Human Torch: Yo yo yo Spidey.

Spider-Man: Johnny Storm, of the world famous Fantastic Four. What are you dong in Queens?

Human Torch: What, I can't be in Queens?

Spider-Man: I have to be here. You? Go save the world.

Spider-Man: What, you think just because you can, fly through the sky in a streak of fire, WHOA, you can beat me in a race?

Feeding Time

Little boy: Yay! Balloon!

Venom eats the kid. This is a reference to a frustrating occurance during the Spider-Man 2 video game based on the film, where a randomly, yet frequent occuring goal has a small child lose their balloon & the player has to retrieve it.

Hell of a Mess

Venom: HUNGER. FEED!

Wolverine: Ya don't say?

Wolverine brings his claws out

Wolverine: See these claws? Unbreakable. You? Bet not.

Wolverine: Bub, you have no idea how big a mistake you just made.

Like a Rhinoceros, but Bigger

Spider-Man sees Rhino hunched over

Spider-Man: Is that a Rhinoceros horn or are you just pleased to see...

Rhino stands up straight & Spidey realises how big Rhino actually is

Spider-Man: I am so scared I can't finish my lame joke.

Spider-Man: Why not a guy dressed up as a teddy bear who gives hugs? How about that? Just once, a huggy-bear instead of a big rhino or-or a scorpion?

Spider-Man: [Weakly] Oh, that's a boo-boo...

Mine

Venom: MINE!

Electro: Like hell! I had dibs!

Spiderman: Hey! Are you fighting another superhero on the side other than me? I thought we had something special. I bet it's Daredevil, isn't it? What does he have what I don't?

Electro: Back off kid!

Cool Suit

Spider-Man: (Refering to Beetle) There's something you don't see every day. Well, almost every day. Not every day.

Spider-Man: Cool suit. Where'd you get it?

swings out of frame, then back in*

Spider-Man: And by cool, I mean bulky and cumbersome.

Spider-Man: Are we playing catch because you SUCK AT IT!

18 & Over

Spider-Man: You're getting your butt kicked by a fifteen year old kid!

Spider-Man: Aww, lil' fella's all tuckered out.

Spider-Man: Why don't you hit yourself for a minute while I go get a glass of water.

Spider-Man: (Singing) The fist bone's connected to the face bone!

Spider-Man: (Hit) I have officially run out of ways to saw 'Ow'.

Spider-Man: (When fighting the Green Goblin, referring to his fireballs) Only YOU can prevent Spidey-Man fires!

The Great Escape

Venom: He's mine! MINE! And you can't have him!

Rescue

Spider-Man: Crazy-silver-hottie threatens my family, I should let Eddie eat her! He'd be doing me a favour! Oh, but then I'd feel guilty about that too, because, clearly, I don't have enough things to feel guilty about. So here I am, trying to save the crazy woman. If my life were any more stupid, it would be on network TV.

Brothers

Eddie Brock: (After Carnage pushes him over) Oh my God! I... know... (Venom's voice) ... YOU! PARKER!

The Final Battle

Spider-Man: Eddie, Trask doesn't wanna play!

Spider-Man: I swear I'm going to smack those giant teeth out of your head if you do not cut it out!

Venom: I know how to control the suit... isn't that what you wanted?

Venom: You used me.

Trask: You're gonna tip us over!

Pre-race

Spider-Man: I shall win back the honor of my family name!

Human Torch: What?

Spider-Man: I was watching "Fist of Legend" last night.

Human Torch: Heh, I knew you'd come back.

Spider-Man: Just came by to say: I won the last one!

Human Torch: You did not!

Spider-Man: I won! You lost!

Human Torch: You so did not!

Spider-Man: Aaaand, the one before that.

Human Torch: Not a big fan of reality, are you?

During the race

Human Torch: Madam Web's faster than you, and I don't even get the reference!

Post race

Spider-Man: HA! Now I own you!

Spider-Man: Now I get to hit on your sister, right?