Two Weeks Notice Quotations

Two Weeks Notice is a 2002 romantic comedy film from Warner Bros. Pictures, starring Sandra Bullock and Hugh Grant. The movie was written and directed by Marc Lawrence.

Dialogue

Lucy: I think you are the most selfish person on the planet.

George: Well that's just silly. Have you met everyone on the planet?

June: Chess. I love chess. There's only one game I love more than chess.

George: Pokémon?

George: I can't believe how small this apartment is, it's actually shocking! It's a very good thing your parents went to the movies, we'd never have squeezed in! You realize, I can actually move from one side of this apartment to the other in 6 seconds. Watch this, 1....

Lucy: What did I tell you that defines an emergency?

George: A large meteoroid, severe blood loss and uh... what was the other thing?

Lucy: Death! And you're not dead!

Cast

Sandra Bullock — Lucy Kelson
Hugh Grant — George Wade
Alicia Witt — June Carter