The Ringer

• "Looking good, princess, especially from this angle!" ~Link
• "Hey, it's been fun, but the other customers are getting impatient!" ~Link
• "Guys, it's been a blast, but you're going home!" ~Link
• "OK, that's better. That's how I like to start a morning." ~Link
• Zelda: Don't you ever whistle at me again!
  Link: I may never whistle again, period.
• "Well, excuuuuse me, princess! If I had known you were coming, I would've asked the Moblins to sweep up before I zapped 'em!" ~Link
• "But you're no amateur, you're a pro!" ~Triforce of Power
• "This is my best spell, your highness. It removes the stinkiness from my dirty socks." ~Amateur magician
• "Hyrule, a peaceful kingdom and a beautiful day. Well, that will soon change!" ~Ganon
• "Evil is the path you choose, but evildoers always lose!" ~Triforce of Wisdom
• "No, no, you imbeciles! Get them like this!" ~Ganon, throwing phantom punches

The White Knight

• Link: How can I get Zelda to pay more attention to me?
  Spryte: Who cares? She's a snob. You should stick with me.
  Link: Spryte, you're only three inches high!
  Spryte: What, you don't like short girls?
• "My kind of girl--completely crazy!" ~Link

Kiss 'N Tell

• Gibdo: (as a maiden) Will no handsome hero save me from this three-headed freak?
  Gleeok Right Head: Hey, sis! Watch the insults, will ya?
  Gleeok Left Head: Yeah, that's not in the script.
  Gibdo: I am getting into the part!

Sing for the Unicorn

• "You're sweet, Link. Clumsy, but sweet." ~Zelda
• Zelda: I still wonder where Ganon got that flying unicorn. Beautiful creatures aren't his style...
  Link: We'll ask him when we see him, OK? Now stay quiet and don't touch the statues.
  Zelda: (leaning on Armos's pedestal) Why?
  (Armos comes to life!) Link: THAT'S WHY!
• "Lemmie go, marblehead! (kicks Armos) Ow, my toes!" ~Link
• "One more zap and you're de-energized, Ganon!" ~Link

Unsorted

• "Well excuuuuuuuuuse me princess! ~Link (This line is repeated tons of times)
• "Ah, a force field ring: just what I always wanted for Christmas!" ~Link
• Link: Nice move. Where did you learn that?
  Kevin: In my high school gym class.
• Link: I could find the tunnel with my eyes clOOOOOOOsed! (falls through the tunnel)
  Zelda: Link!
  Game Boy: Recommend future search with open eyes.