Directed by Michael Pressman. Written by Todd W. Langen.

Michelangelo

• [After seeing the hi-tech TGRI lab] Woah! Like, video games in 3-D!

• [Trying to understand elaborate toxic waste disposal machinery] I'll say special! Hey, look at this! Where do you put the quarter? --

• [After using sausage links as nunchucks] Combat Coldcuts!

Raphael

• [to Tatsu] You know, pal, if I had a face like yours, I'd try and make up for it with some sort of personality.

Dialogue

Michelangelo: Aah, ninja pizza!

Donatello: Ninja pizza?

Michelangelo: Pizza that vanish quickly without trace!

Splinter: Their world can never be ours.

Michelangelo: Uuuh... not even pizza?

[pause]

Splinter: Pizza's... okay.

[Turtles sign with relief]

Michelangelo: Man, give a guy a heart attack.

Leonardo: Hey, guys, huddle. Mikey, you go up the middle. You guys get the sides. Get it?

Donatello: Got it.

Raphael: Good.

Michelangelo: Uuh, I don't get it.

[The three Turtles infiltrate The Shredder's junkyard.]

Leonardo: The perimeter's quiet.

Donatello: Yeah, a little too quiet.

Leonardo: Come on.

[The Turtles sneak forward.]

Donatello: Well, that was easy.

Leonardo: Yeah, a little too easy.

Donatello: Look, it's Raph!

Michelangelo: Yeah, a little too Raph.

Donatello: You take the ugly one!

Raphael: No, YOU take the ugly one!

Leonardo: I'LL take the ugly one!

Michelangelo: Which one's the ugly one?!

Keno: So, basically, you guys were slimed?

Raphael: It wasn't slime, it was ooze.

Michelangelo: Primo workout, dudes!

Leonardo: Yeah!

Raphael: We showed those guys, huh?

Leonardo: Muy primo, bros!

Donatello: Turtle-riffic!

Raphael: Max-amundo!

Donatello: A cappella!

Others: Huh?

Donatello: Perestroika?

[Others moan.]

Donatello: Okay, I got it. "Frere Jacques."

[Donatello starts singing "Frere Jacques" by himself.]

Michelangelo: Donny, give it up.

April O'Neil: Where's Splinter?

Leonardo:He's been on the roof ever since he saw your report.

April O'Neil: Doing what?

Splinter: Coming.

[Appears in window]

Splinter: to a decision.

Shredder: [about Tokka and Rahzar] They are stupid!

TGRI scientist: They're not stupid, they're infants!

[Rahzar hits Tokka on the head with a bar]

TGRI scientist: OK, they're stupid infants.

Taglines

• Cowabunga, it's the new turtle movie.

• Back by bodacious demand.

• GO NINJA, GO NINJA GO, GO NINJA, GO NINJA GO . . . . GO GO GO GO

Cast

• Paige Turco - April O'Neil
• Mark Caso - Leonardo/News Room Staff
• David Warner - Professor Jordan Perry
• Michelan Sisti - Michaelangelo/Soho Man
• Leif Tilden - Donatello/Foot #3
• Kenn Scott - Raphael
• Kevin Clash - Splinter (voice)
• Ernie Reyes Jr. - Keno
• François Chau - Shredder
• Toshirô Obata - Tatsu