Beast Boy

• Um, either that wasn't English, or I think I have a concussion.

• This was the only place in Japan I wanted to see. It's like paradise for comic book geeks... Did I just call myself a geek?

• Beast Boy: Whoo-yeah! Hello, Japan! So, when do we get to go see the Great Wall?

Raven: Never. It's in China.

• Hot girl! Don't go away! I've just gotta help my friend, then I'll be back to take you on the best date of your life!

• Beast Boy: Um, hi. How do I get to Shinjuku?

Man: Ee? Sumimasen. Eigo ga wakaranain desu, tasukete wo rigari naru na. ["Hm? I'm sorry. I don't speak English, so I can't help you."]

Beast Boy: Uh-huh...mmm-hmm...okay, thanks. [nips back to the others, gives them a big grin, then lets it deflate into dejection] I have no idea what he said.

• (singing a translation of the show's theme)

I will obey the traffic rules

Teen Titans!

I will eat everything without likes or dislikes

Teen Titans!

Earthquakes, lightning, fire, Dad,

Grammar, math, science, social studies,

There is nothing I am afraid of?

Teen Titans go!

Holla Holla Holla Holla Holla my name!!!

Teen Titans!

Half your troubles will be gone

Teen Titans!

Papa's schedule control, uh!

Mama's weight control

Wishes are endless?

Teen Titans go!

One, two, three, four, five

Teen Titans!

Good night, Tokyo!

• (Fighting the catgirl) Come on! How can I think of a good comeback when I don't even know what you're saying?

• Yeah, um, great plan, but there's this one teensy problem: EVERYBODY IN TOKYO'S OUT TO GET US!

• So wait. If the good guy was really a bad guy, then that means... (brainstorms) Oh, sweet! We're the good guys again!

• Okay, next time, we're going to Mexico!

Cyborg

• I can rebuild my car. I can repair my tower. But my sofa? (Crying) I can't even look.

• (to Robin) Are you out of your spiky-headed little mind?! We are in TOKYO, man! We gotta look around! See the town! [pulls out a camera and snaps a stunned Robin's photo]

• Chef: (Struggling to find something Cyborg won't eat) Raw egg? Devilfish? Pickled sea cucumber? (Desperate) Cow eyes? OLD SHOE FULL OF WASABI?!

Cyborg: (Chomp) What's for dessert?

• Cyborg: Think you can make a meal out of me? You don't have the guts!

Yellow Robot: (bites off the muzzle of Cyborg's cannon arm)

Cyborg: Or maybe you do have the guts.

Raven

• [to Beast Boy, as he looks ready to mess around with a huge number of buttons] Don't. Touch. ANYTHING.

• Raven: I know English, German, Latin, Romanian, Ancient Sumerian, and Sanskrit. Do you have anything I can read?

Shop vendor: (Offers Raven a pack of Super Twinkle Donkey Gum)

• Thirty million people, a hundred thousand stores, and in this entire city, the only thing to read is gum.

• Starfire: Did you also make the new friends while exploring Tokyo?

Raven: No, but I somehow wound up as a mascot for gum.

Robin

• I can't even find my way around in this town, much less catch a criminal.

• I would never... this isn't happening. This can't be real. It has to be some sort of sick joke, or a setup.

Dialogue

Robin: Since you're new in town, we're going to make this very simple.

Starfire: Stop now!

Cyborg: Yeah, man. The locals don't like it when you blow up their stuff.

Robin: Put your hands in the air and-

Saico Tek: (follows orders, but immediately leaps clear of the lamppost and takes off)

Beast Boy: Hands in the air, dude, not your whole body!

Raven: (disgustedly) Tourists.

Robin: Um, Starfire? Why did you just... kiss that guy?

Starfire: Oh, the people of my planet are able to learn any language instantaneously through lip contact.

Cyborg: So you speak Japanese now?

Starfire: (nods) Mm-hm.

Cyborg: That's great! (Starfire, Cyborg, Raven and Beast Boy walk off, leaving Robin behind)

Robin: (sulky) Yeah, great...

Beast Boy: How am I supposed to pick up hot Japanese girls with a big green stain on my shirt?

Raven: Your skin is green, you have fangs, and your ears are pointed. You're really worried about the shirt?

Beast Boy: Hey! Chicks dig the ears!

Man: (pointing into sky) Nigerou! Taihen da! Kaibutsu ga densen o kitteru zo! (runs off)

Raven: (to Starfire) What are they saying?

Starfire: "Run! The monster is attacking the power lines!"

Starfire: Robin? About that boy and the... lip contact?

Robin: Yeah, is that why you kissed me when you first came to Earth - to learn English?

Starfire: (nods) On my planet, this means merely the transfer of information, but on your planet, it means...more. Or, so I have heard.

Robin: (smiling at her, then acts embarrassed) Oh, yeah, uh, lip... contact. Um, uh, right, uh, yeah. I've, uh... heard that too.

(Starfire scoots closer to him while he is talking,then they grin at each other. Robin smooths out his hair, Stafire sniffs her armpits, Robin cleans his teeth with his tongue, Starfire eats a bunch of breath mints, then they scoot back to each other)

Robin: Hi.

Starfire: Greetings.

Robin: A hero is what I am, and if you don't like it-

Starfire: Robin? I like it more than you will ever know.

Robin: Speak English?

Bartender: Yes.

Robin: Good. This is the worst dive in the worst part of town, so I'm guessing you know a little something about Tokyo's criminals. I'm looking for Brushogun.

Bartender: Ha! He's just a myth! (Robin yanks him forward) Troopers don't like us talking about him, alright? They say it inspires more criminals!

Robin: Inspire me.

Starfire: (turning to leave) I shall give you time to-

Robin: (puts his hand on her arm to stop her) Starfire?

(She turns back and they lean close to each other, about to kiss...)

Beast Boy: (slamming the door open) Whassup! (Robin and Starfire jump apart)

Cyborg: Man, are you ever glad to see us!

Robin: I am?

Robin: Ink?

Cyborg: Yeah, just like the stains on my armor, the streaks on Raven's cloak, and the lipstick from that girl who kicked BB's butt.

Beast Boy: She was a catgirl!

Uehara: (as Robin closes in, and evil laughing) Give it up, my friend. You cannot win.

Robin: I'd say I just did.

Uehara: You can knock me down all you like. Destroy me, if you wish. It doesn't change a thing! When this is over, everyone out there will still think you're a criminal. And the people of Tokyo will still call me a hero!

Robin: I know what it means to be a hero, Commander. And trust me - you are no hero.

Robin: I think I was wrong before.

Starfire: You do?

Robin: Maybe... a hero isn't all that I am. Maybe I could be... maybe we could be-

Starfire: Robin?

Robin: Starfire?

Starfire: Stop talking.

(They kiss passionately.)

Cyborg: Well it's about time!

[The Titans are standing in front of a large crowd of Tokyo citizens after saving the city]

Cyborg: (To Robin) So I guess you're not a wanted man anymore.

[Cut to Robin and Starfire's interlocked hands]

Robin: I wouldn't say that.