Sly Cooper

• [to Bentley] Relax Mom, this is going to be great!

• Your average law enforcer isn't that, I don't know, attractive.

• We all play nice until tomorrow, then we blow each other to bits at 300 feet.

• Just as long as you're enjoying yourself. That's the important thing.

Bentley

• Don't worry, little computer. I'll go easy on you.

• [To distract guards] Yo mama!//I'm yelling at you!//Hey you with the low self esteem!//Follow the sound of my voice.//Yo ugly!//(chicken noises)//(singing)You will never find me!//Hey, pay attention to me!//Hey Fatty!//Up your nose with a rubber hose!

• But I'm allergic to tomatoes!

• Let me go, you geriatric fiend!

• [To Sly] I can't believe that actully worked. You have the worst Italian accent I've ever heard... no offense.

Murray

• (To Don Octavio) THAT DOES IT! I'LL FLOSS MY TEETH WITH YOUR SPINE!!
• "The Murray" Returns!
• The Murray knows no song but the triumphant horn section of his own triumph!
• My mind is clear, like the woodlands after a forest fire.
• Greetings, old - (Sees Carmelita) INSPECTOR FOX?! Man, you're in it again.
• What was Genghis Khan's favorite meal? The brains of his enemies. That wasn't really funny, just gross and weird, you've gotta admit weird right?

Penelope

• [about Sly] I love to see him pull off those athletic moves.

• [about Bentley] Nobody touches that turtle... but me.

Panda King

• I endeavor not to miss.
• Ha! With my fireworks, it will fly, as the bird! (lights fuse) Fly, bird, FLY!
• (Gleefully)The fuse is lit!

Dimitri

• Murray? That name's a stain on my pants, bro.

• My style, its like smoke. Ungrabbable, and all over the place!

Dr. M

• [On Phone] Yes? Water leaking into lab? I'm on my way down. Oh, and get a janitor for the lab elevator, Richards got sloppy.

Character Dialogue

Carmelita: You have some nerve showing up in my squad room!

Sly: I was concerned we were growing apart.

Carmelita: Then lets spend some quality time in my integration office.

Sly: So forward, what ever happened to the demure girl I used to know.

Carmelita: She grew up and stopped taking grief from guy like you.

Sly: "Guys like me?" Are you saying I've got some competition for your affections?

Carmelita: You're the only man in my sights right now.

Bentley: Any problems with that guy?

Sly: Said he wanted to be buried in his mom's pasta sauce.

Bentley: Yea. That's uh...That's strange.

(Sly opens the door, and Bentley goes inside)

Sly: [Over Binocucom] Not to distract you or anything, but I never cooking that good. Are we, like, missing out on a world of flavors here?

Sly: That explosive had some kick!

Bentley: It was a child compared to this ferocious beast. Don't dilly-dally with this one, it's got a longer fuse but you've got farther to run.

Sly: "Ferocious beast"?

Bentley: Run Sly run! Fear the beast!

Bentley: We can't stop the operation now. We'll just have to give her a wide berth.

Sly: Roger, applying "wide berth".

The Guru: [Speaking in Diksha]

Bentley: Thanks Guru, you always know just what to say.

Bentley: You're a heck of a woman, Penelope.

Penelope: I know. That's what my homepage says.

Bentley: I wish I could walk on tightropes and land on flagpoles, but I can't.

Penelope: You can do other stuff. Sly can't rewire a satellite or write ASCII code.

Bentley: Sly can't even spell ASCII.

Sly: Bentley, you there?

Bentley: Yeah, pal.

Sly: I'm about to head inside the vault...and I want you and Murray to come with me. We're a team, a family. We should do this together.

Bentley: OK, be right up... partner.

Murray: Nice! We'll have the Panda King give the van a boost! Stand clear Sly, we're about to get awesome!

Panda King: (Gleefully) The fuse is lit!

Murray: Buckle up Bentley... we're about to fly!

Murray: YAHOO!

Bentley: We're NEVER doing that again.