Written by David H. Steinberg. Directed by Dewey Nicks.

Ethan Dulles

• I had a nickname for you! And now I'm not gonna tell you. Okay......... It was Laser.

• No one calls me a retard, you FREAKIN' HOBO!!!!

• You're going down!

Dialogue

Jeff: Yoo-hoo, it's Steve Pasternack, looking for Angela! Angela, please!

Reanna: Do I fucking know you?

Jeff: Uh, I lent Angela my notebook, because I take such world "famous" notes. So I was wondering if I could... are you busy with something?

Reanna: Yeah. I was masturbating.

Jeff: Heh. Hoo! Masturbating. In the dorms. Well, that's what you get when you go to art school.

Angela: Is this a hair doll?

Ethan: I didn't make that. It fell out of your hair that way and I want it back.

Angela:It fell out this way? I don't think so.

Angela:I'm really happy that we got this cleared up because the guy that I like is your friend Dave.

Ethan: Dave?

Angela: Yeah!

Ethan: Fudge!