"Original Series"

• Mayberry Melonpool

"To the time machine!"

as Dr. McCoy: "I'm a doctor, not a fictional country town!"

• Ralph Zinobop

"It smelled like democracy..."

"Never send an android to do a Melotian's job."

• Ralphie Zinobop

discussing Star Wars II: "Quick! Tell him about the clones!"

• Sam T. Dogg

"There's nothing less conspicuous than six aliens pulling a 108-foot mallard out of a tarpit at the crack of dawn..."

• Conversations

Jalea: "Eek! He's got a gun!"

Roberta: "That's not a gun, that's the Dup-o-Matic!"

Fauntelroy shoots them

"Jaberta":: "...or the Fuse-o-Matic..."