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• Ouch... A Skittle just hit my eye.
  • After being hit in the head with Skittles at a concert in Dallas, TX during the 2006 Nintendo Fusion Tour.

• Hey, anyone who was just crowd surfing better check themself. One of you guy's fly was wide open.
  • After the completion of a song at a Detroit, MI concert during the 2007 relient k tour with mae and sherwood.

• Yah, Moma J's birthday is tomorrow; I'm not gonna say how old she is turning but let's just say its the half-a-century kinda birthday.
  • Talking about his girlfriend's mom's birthday right before they sang happy birthday to her; at a concert in Detroit, MI during the 2007 relient k tour with mae and sherwood.

• You smell that? Smells like world cup. Sittin' in my livin' room.
  • Says after shooting a soccer ball between two construction barrels in the making of "Must Have Done Something Right" video