• It doesn't matter. I could walk forever and I'd still end up in the same place. I know where I want to go, but I have no idea how I'm going to get there. So I just keep walking.
• Sempai!
• Doesn't matter to me what you do with that floozy. (An' I want boobies!)

Dialogue

Kaolla: So, what are we gonna do with him?

Naru: Crucify and torture him, cut out his tongue, and send him to Hell!

Keitarō: NOOOOOOOO!

Kitsune: That's worth a month's rent.

Keitarō: Huh?

Kitsune: What, weren't you listening? You cop one feel, I get one month's rent free.

Keitarō: What're you talking about?

Naru: What do you think you're doing, you sleaze?

Kitsune: [Fake sobbing] H-he started grabbing my breasts, going, "You like it here? How about here?"

Keitarō: It's the other way around!

Kaolla: Hey, Keitarō, here for a midnight fling? If it's you, I don't mind.

Keitarō: W-What are you saying?

Kaolla: By the way, do flings taste good?

Naru: W-what the heck are you doing, Kitsune?

Kitsune: Sorry! I'm really sorry! My hand slipped!

Naru: I have to be at work in a few minutes! What am I gonna do now?

Kitsune: I feel so bad! I'll earn your share of the money, so please forgive me!

Naru: You will?

Kitsune: Cross my heart. Trust me, just look into these eyes.

Haruka: It's a shame you don't have a boyfriend yet.

Motoko: W-what are you saying? You're my role model, Miss Haruka.

Haruka: Role model?

Motoko: You've avoided tawdry romances, relying on no man, and are living your life on your own terms.

Haruka: I wouldn't put it in such glowing terms. It's just that living at Hinata Apartments lets me get away with not thinking about things that aren't too pleasant to dwell on.

Naru: Wow!

Keitarō: You got a perfect score!

Naru: You're actually a total genius!

Keitarō: H-how could you fail the entrance exam three times with these scores?

Mutsumi: Well, I'm guessing it's because I'm a klutz and I'm frail, and I'd keep forgetting to write down my name, or I'd faint before reaching the exam hall and be hospitalized.

Kaolla: Come, Brother. Come with me.

Keitarō: W-what's happened to you, Su? You're all grown up again! [Su leans over to kiss Keitarō.] Uh, but the adult Su has that exotic, ethnic charm going.

Mutsumi: This way, I can take a good, long look at your face. When I look at your face, Keitarō, I feel so tranquil, like I know you from a long, long, time ago. That's what made me want to study with you for our entrance exams. Am I causing trouble for you?

Keitarō: N-no.

Mutsumi: I want to go to Tokyo U, together with you.

Naru: Hee hee... I'm sorry, I gotta recognize that these things happen. Okay, it's usually the other way around....

Keitarō: So... why do I have to be smacked for that?

Naru: It's just that... it has already became involuntary....

Keitarō: Ouch... I thought I was gonna die.

Mutsumi: You really don't die easy, eh, Keitarō...?

Noriyasu: Hmmm, how thrilling. That reminds me of our past perils....

Haruka: I'd rather not to remember it.

Keitarō: Have you ever been through stuff like these before?

Noriyasu: [Laughs] Lots of times!

Keitarō: I want you to come with me, Narusegawa. I don't care if we're going to Todai or Tokyo U... But when we do... I just wanna be with you.

Naru: K... Keitarō... are... are you... proposing me... on... on marriage....?

Keitarō: Yeah....

Keitarō: What are you laughing about?

Naru: You got so serious all of a sudden, I didn't expect for that!

Haruka: You're just like Seta. You know nothing about women's feelings. Naru's not like me, you know; if you want to keep your relationship alive, you gotta do "that."

Keitarō: [Surprised] What? Do "that?" You mean "that?"

Sara: What's "that?"

Haruka: [Slaps Keitarō in the face] Don't say it so loud! When I say "that," I do mean "that." You're an adult, you know what it's all about!

Sara: What's "that?!"

Keitarō: Oh, yeah! Sure, it's "that!" We're grown-ups after all-- [Sara starts choking him, demanding to know what "that" is.]

Keitarō: When Aunt Haruka told me do do "that," I thought she said I should talk to you neatly....

Naru: Uh, I don't think that's what she meant.

Keitarō: Well, actually, I found it a bit odd, too.... Anyway, what really is "that?"

Naru: Eh... "that"... is "that."

Keitarō: Gaaah! I don't get it! Please be clearer!

Naru: [Starts walking away and blushes.] You idiot! Don't you go and put me to shame! You creep!

Kaolla: Oh, darn! The encoding bugged, and now there's a lotta script errors!

Motoko: Hmph! That techno-retard!

Sara: C'mon, you can't even dial on a cell phone!

Kitsune: Now, now, tell me what afflicts your poor little self... You got a friend here...

Keitarō: Ehh... It's-it's nothing... It's really nothing...

Kitsune: It's Naru, right?

Tsuruko: [giggling] I didn't know that cars in Tokyo used to attack people...

Keitarō: [embarrassed] They don't really use to...

Kitsune: Damn, you still are the King of the Unlucky, eh, Keitarō?

Kaolla: [laughing] You're a bad luck magnet!

Keitarō: Hey, stop that!

Naru: Haven't you seen my breasts enough!?

Keitarō: [while flying away] Is that a trick question!?

Kitsune: If it doesn't work with her, what about me dressed like her?

Keitarō: What's with that stupid way of thinking?!

Kitsune: C'mon, don't you wanna take a sniff from Naru's uniform?

Keitarō: Narusegawa would never do that!!!

Mutsumi: I wonder what Keitarō had written in his letter... There might be something helpful there, who knows?

Kitsune: Letter from Keitarō?...

Naru: Letter? What letter?

Mutsumi: Don't you remember? I handed it to you a few chapters ago.

Naru: But you said it was a letter for Keitarō!!

Mutsumi: Gee, did I err? That was a letter from Keitarō!