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• Life is a four-letter word
  • Lenny Brucehttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5241370.stm
• In the Halls of Justice, the only justice is in the halls
  • Lenny Brucehttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5241370.stm
• If I get busted in New York, the freest city in the world, that will be the end of my career
  • Lenny Bruce http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3345229.stm
• A Jew, in the dictionary, is one who is descended from the ancient tribes of Judea, or one who is regarded as a descendant from that tribe. That's what it says in the dictionary, but you and I know what a Jew is: One Who Killed Our Lord... there should be a statute of limitations for that crime.

in Lenny Bruce Without Tears 1972 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0151327/

• I want to perform an unnatural act.

in - Lenny as the Lone Ranger, in Thank You Mask Man' http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0121802/

• If something about the human body disgusts you, the fault lies with the manufacturer.

can be seen/heard in Lenny Bruce: Swear to tell the truth 1998 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0175844/

• Are there any niggers here tonight? Could you turn on the house lights, please, and could the waiters and waitresses just stop serving, just for a second? And turn off this spot. Now what did he say? "Are there any niggers here tonight?" I know there's one nigger, because I see him back there working. Let's see, there's two niggers. And between those two niggers sits a kike. And there's another kike— that's two kikes and three niggers. And there's a spic. Right? Hmm? There's another spic. Ooh, there's a wop; there's a polack; and, oh, a couple of greaseballs. And there's three lace-curtain Irish micks. And there's one, hip, thick, hunky, funky, boogie. Boogie boogie. Mm-hmm. I got three kikes here, do I hear five kikes? I got five kikes, do I hear six spics, I got six spics, do I hear seven niggers? I got seven niggers. Sold American. I pass with seven niggers, six spics, five micks, four kikes, three guineas, and one wop. Well, I was just trying to make a point, and that is that it's the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness. Dig: if President Kennedy would just go on television, and say, "I would like to introduce you to all the niggers in my cabinet," and if he'd just say "nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger" to every nigger he saw, "boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie," "nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger" 'til nigger didn't mean anything anymore, then you could never make some six-year-old black kid cry because somebody called him a nigger at school.

- From Julian Barry's screenplay for "Lenny"

can be seen/heard in Lenny Bruce: Swear to tell the truth 1998 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0175844/

• Take away the right to say "fuck" and you take away the right to say "fuck the government."

cited in FUCK http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0486585/

• The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.

referred to by Paul Krassner in Lenny Bruce: Swear to tell the truth 1998 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0175844/

• I'm not a comedian. I'm Lenny Bruce.

as quoted by Paul Krassner in Lenny Bruce: Swear to tell the truth 1998 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0175844/

• You can't put tits and ass on the marquee!...Why not?...Because it's dirty and vulgar, that's why not!... Titties are dirty and vulgar?...Okay, we'll compromise. How about Latin? Gluteus maximus, pectoralis majors nightly...That's alright, that's clean, class with ass, I'll buy it...Clean to you, schmuck, but dirty to the Latins!

in The Carnegie Hall Concert 1961,

• Let me tell you the truth. The truth is, what is. And what should be is a fantasy, a terrible terrible lie that someone gave to the people long ago.

as quoted by Paul Krassner in Lenny Bruce: Swear to tell the truth 1998 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0175844/

Quotes about Bruce

• Lenny Bruce's legacy is freedom of speech and telling it as it is, getting your life and putting it out on the table, telling everyone about it.
  • Eddie Izzard (comedian and actor) speaking on BBC Radio Two's documentary about Bruce.http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5241370.stm

Lenny Bruce in song

• And I learned the truth from Lenny Bruce
  • Simon and Garfunkel 's A Simple Desultory Philippichttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5241370.stm

• They said that he was sick 'cause he didn't play by the rules,he just showed the wise men of his day to be nothing more than fools
  • Bob Dylan's Lenny Bruce.http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5241370.stm

• Just don't forget your history, dirty Lenny died so we could all be free
  • Steve Earle's F The CC song on his album 'The Revolution Starts Now'http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5241370.stm

• That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane - Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
  • R.E.M.'s song 'It's the End of the World (As We Know it)'

• Mother Goose is on the loose, stealing lines from Lenny Bruce.
  • Phil Ochs' song 'The Harder They Fall'

• I want to be Lenny Bruce.
  • Sacramento rock band Aesthetic featured a song titled "Lenny Bruce" on their 2003 album "Innocence Beneath the Dirt."

• Lenny Bruce, declares a truce and plays his other hand. Marshall McLuhan, casual viewin', head buried in the sand.
  • Broadway Melody of 1974, by Genesis, from "The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway"

• For Halloween, I want to be Lenny Bruce, I want them to hate me, so you can love me on the sly.
  • Metric's On the Sly

• Ginsberg, Dylan, Cunningham and Cage
  Lenny Bruce, Langston Hughes, to the stage
  • Rent

• Lenny Bruce was trying to tell you many things before he died...
  • "Laws Must Change" song by John Mayall