Kyle Katarn Quotations

Kyle Katarn is a character in the video game Star Wars: Dark Forces and its sequels.

"Just another day at work, Jan." (Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast)
"Well, you look like an overgrown Kowakian monkey-lizard, so I guess looks don't count for much." (to Desann after being told he looks nothing like a Jedi) (Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast)
"You want a worthy adversary? I'll give you a worthy adversary!" (to Desann) (Jedi Knight: Jedi Outcast)
"Why can't you Jedi just do things the simple way?" (to Luke) (Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast)
"I'm no Jedi. I'm just a guy with a lightsaber and a few questions." (Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast)
"Never trust a bartender with bad grammar." (Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast)
"They always lock the door…you think they would have learned by now." (Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy)
"You should have known that it would take a failed Jedi to take out another failed Jedi." (to Luke) (Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast)
"You always sense a disturbance in the Force." (to Luke) (Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy)
"Ugh! Of course, it has to be a garbage pit, doesn't it? Well, let's go…no one ever said being a Jedi was glamorous." (to Jaden) (Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy)
"I sense a disturbance in the Force, but there's something... strange about it." ( Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast)
"Strange. He looked like a Jedi and fought like a Jedi, but his power felt so... warped." ( Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast)
"Not another thing for me to fall from!" (Dark Forces II: Jedi Knight)
"There's got to be a better way to make a living." (Dark Forces II: Jedi Knight)
"Just taking care of business." (Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast)
"Gravity is a harsh Mistress." (Star Wars, Jedi Knight: Mysteries of the Sith)
"Kyle Katarn, at your service." (to Jaden) (Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy)
"5000?! Are you serious... wait, you're always serious." (to Luke in front of Jaden) (Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy)
"No, I'm not going anywhere. I don't want to make this too easy on you." (To Chief of State Cal Omas when he tries to take control of the Jedi Order)
Desann: "Welcome, Kyle Katarn. Welcome to the future."
Kyle: "Your future's looking pretty grim, Desann."
Desann: "On the contrary. Thanks to you, the weakling Jedi who scorned me will soon be erased from history, replaced by a new age of warriors. Strong warriors, warriors who know that the Force is not a shield to protect the useless, but is in reality, a weapon to empower the worthy!"
Kyle: "None of that's gonna happen, Desann. Most of your Shadow Troopers are being mopped up by real Jedi, ones who've been trained how to use the Force. The rest blew up with your ship."
Desann: "What a pathetic ruse. (grabs a communicator/comlink)Desann to Fyarr. Admiral? Admiral?! Admiral Fyarr, I order you to come in at once!(deactivates communicator/comlink)I was wrong about you, Katarn. Your failure as a Jedi hasn't weaken you, it only made you stronger. Come, join me. You know, in your heart, that you'll never truly be one of them."
Kyle: "Maybe. Maybe not. But, I know I won't be alone. How about you, Desann? Even now, after all this pain, it's not too late. Come, join US."
Desann: "You weak fool!"
"You've got to be kidding me..." (From Dark Forces II: Jedi Knight)