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• The one with me and Doug where we kept re-writing each other, we both would just throw out the other person's stuff and put our own stuff in there, so it just kept turning into my script, his script, my script and that didn't work as well.
  • BBC interview

• I recently had to wait two and a half hours in a doctor's office, just waiting to be seen.I literally was genuinely thinking "Well, maybe this is a time loop"
  • BBC interview

• Ah well, if I had all the resources at my disposal that the nerds have? Well yeah, I think monkeys, jet packs and boys, boys, boys.
  • BBC interview

• I hope I am pigeonholed with comedy. I’m really not interested in writing the darker stuff, the emotional stuff.
  • BBC interview

• [A] fast food place is a naturally creepy setting.
  • BBC interview

• Another one that I wrote was called FOOD FIGHT, in which the cafeteria food was revolting
  • Ain't It Cool News interview
  • About Buffy: the Animated Series episodes

• MOONLIGHTING was funny, innovative, genre-busting chaos. Also, apparently, unsustainable. Sigh.
  • Ain't It Cool News interview

• It may simply be that you're mistaking consistency for blandness
  • Ain't It Cool News interview

• Movies are always made by committees, and the writer is not at the head of the committee. Thus, mush.
  • Ain't It Cool News interview

• Scripted stuff sometimes feels like homework, like I'm scoping out the competition or something.
  • Ain't It Cool News interview
  • On TV watching preferences

• In the case of judges, I wouldn't be shocked to find out the number on television exceeds the number in real life — what is it about those black robes that makes us think ovaries?
  • How to Succeed at Vampire Slaying and Keep Your Soul